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Alright boys, spill it--what are your crippling physical deformities and handicaps?

>lazy eye
>acne
>bacne
>lacne (leg acne)
>can't raise either elbow above my shoulder
>left ankle permanently fucked up and throbbing
>always smell like I need to wipe my ass
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>fucked up teeth
>fat
>tiny dick
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>>36170370
>tiny dick
>below average features
>teeth stained yellow from old medication
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>disabled (missing an arm)
>Fat
>Painfully average dick
>Ugly
>Anxious personality
>Depressed
>Probably a faggot
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>>36170370
>tiny dick
>wide face
>weak jaw
>fat
>acne
>fucked up teeth
>fingerlet

The ride will NEVER end.
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>>36170370
>can't raise either elbow above my shoulder
damn man
how come
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>>36170485
Is it a pain in the ass to type with one hand?
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>>36170526
Such is the way of pain
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>>36170582
I don't notice it but people complain I type slow
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>>36170370
>unsymmetrical face
>terrible slouch, forward head posture
>skinnyfat
>permanent bags under eyes
>fucked teeth, overbite and diastema
>weak chin
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>>36170370
I have no deformities

No handicaps

Decent social skills and average looks

Doctor says I am the image of good health

Still no gf though. Only 1 real friend.


No idea why I am here.
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>>36170370

>Skeleton (always wearing heavy clothes)
>Tall
>Big head (and hair)
>Big butt (NO PHOTOS YOU FAGGOTS !!)
>Big spot on elbow
>Yellow teeth
>Mouth smell like garbage
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>>36170370
>Lazy eye
>Weak, crooked teeth
>Left arm 3-4 inches longer than right

Still got it pretty good compared to some of you guys, I'm not in pain and I smell okay. Good luck fellas
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>>36170370
Missing 4 of my fingers. Sucks ass
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>>36170631
If you've got money you could do some plastic surgery.
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>>36170370
Its called down syndrome
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>>36170556
pinched nerve from falling down concrete staircase
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>only sluts like me

Maybe because I'm only rude to sluts?

But I have been rejected by every girl I like (not sluts), I am convinced I have to be rude to women but for how long if a relationship was finally established? And what if the only reason sluts like me is because ONLY sluts are into rude guys? Is it worth losing my 26 years of virginity to a slut?
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>>36170696
But.. how do you fap?
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>>36170871
>But.. how do you fap?
What do you think the scissors are for
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>blaming god
>not just blaming your parents
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>>36170699
No thanks, I don't want to be a quick rundown
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>>36170953
I'll blame YOU motherfucker!!!
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>>36170370
>underbite
>extremely red, hairy nipples
>baldspots from pulling out my hair
>"empty scrotum" (i do actually have one testicle but it is only partially descended)
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>>36171003
Post scrotum pIs. I'm...curious...
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>>36170370
The unholy quintinity of inferiority.

ugly/dumb/short/uncharismatic/poor. It could only be worse if I was fat.
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>>36170657
>No idea why I am here.

Because you are a weeaboo sub-human who deserves to be gassed?
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>>36171108
Don't be rude ya transgemdered wop
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>>36170665

You're required to post pics of your big boibutt now. It's not up to you.
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>>36170370
Paralysed face permanent on one side
Depression
Vegetarian
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>>36171383
>Paralysed face permanent on one side
Elaborate
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>>36170370
Kyphosis
Droopy eye
Walk with limp
Acid reflux
Never had a girlfriend
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>>36170370
>Bacne
>Acne
>Weak
>Fucked up teeth
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Jewish. That pretty much sums it up. Pray for me guys.
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>>36171540
Shalom. LMAO
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>>36171510
Post backpucci pls
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>Shakiness in hands
>Distance vision has went downhill from being shut in and staring at screens for the last half a decade
>Below average social skills
>long hair and hate the way I look with short hair
>baby dick when flaccid
>Almost impossible to gain weight
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>ugly af
>short (5'6")
>out of shape
>not fat but nowhere near skinny
>no social skills
>no talents/skills
>no anything
just end me
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>>36170370
>yellow teeth
>lazy eye
>acne
>bacne
>chest acne
>hairy
>5'6
>pectus excavatum
>bent dick
>white stretch marks on sides
>jew nose

Does anyone know if whitening strips are worth it? They're not that expensive (like 40-50$)
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>>36170370
Muscle and nerve damage in my right arm. Can't even sleep on it, hurts like shit pretty much 24/7.
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>chipped small teeth
>man boobs
>thin hair line
>limp from bad knee
>no butt
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>>36172014
worth it for normal people, but not for uggos like you (no offense)

save your money
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>gyno
>hairlet
>dicklet
>jawlet
>chinlet
>short-face synrome
>big nose
>rosacea
>big ears
I need off this ride but I can't get myself motivated to do it
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>weak jaw
>two broken teeth
>awful fat distribution (bitch tits and love handles)
>wide hips
>balding
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>>36172098
i'll give it a try.

it's only 40$, only to know if it actually works (professional teeth whitening is like 1000$ per tooth). maybe I could get some for my sister too, lol
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>>36170370
>tinnitus
>back spasms
>constant foot cramps
>retrograde ejaculation
>chest acne
>cross-eyed
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>acne
>tiny dick
>fat af
>lazy eye
>gen vision problems
>both my arms are fucked up (from birth) just enough that I can't lift heavy objects or hold a gun properly. At least I can type fine.

I also had asthma, braces, and thick glasses growing up so you know how that went.
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> rod in my back
> knee and heel replaced
> fat ass
> balding George Costanza style
> teeth stained from smoking
> stay at home NEET

should I just end it senpai?
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>Nigger
>ugly
>mexican mustache
>5'6
>Slighly chubby
>baby face.
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I'm shy and boring. That'a about it.
Overall, I'm severely apathetic and don't even care .
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>sensitive to light
>blinding headaches
>chest pain
>permanent diarrhea
>pink semen
at this point too scared to see a doctor
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>>36172348
have a pity (You) before you die
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I have picked at the keratosis on my back and shoulder's so much that it's become a habit I can't seem to stop. It's disgusting. I've been doing this for like 6 years now and if I would just quit it would basically go away but I can't seem to..
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>>36172547
>pink semen

What shade? Details?
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>Acne
>Dermatitis
>Anxiety worsens dermatitis till it makes my skin bleed
>I should lose weight (not much, but I should)
>Bad fat distribution
>Short 5'4"
>Always tired - huge bags under my eyes
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>>36172590
slightly darker than this

freaked me out at first but apparently it's pretty common
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Acne
5'10
Really sweaty
Patchy facial hair
Duck feet (flat and turned out)
Uneven eyes
Big nose
Beer belly
Nubby fingers and no nails
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>>36170370
My eyes always feel like they have dust in them. This has been with me for the last two years. I also have acne, but i dont see it as that bad of a problem.
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I'm the ugliest person I know, head to toe
I test it few times a year and haven't lost once. I just keep winning.
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>lazy eye
>bit of acne recently
>getting a lil pudgy as of late

i would've been great had i not been fucked with a lazy eye. god why
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i actually used to be a model 2 years ago at 17 but now im super autistic and dont talk to anybody at all just do drugs a couple nights a week and go out partying and banging bitches and then come home and go on my computer til the next drugfest

could be worse
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>patchy beard
>scabbed nasal passages
>hair 3/4 the way up my dick
>sour sweat
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>>36170370
>live with parents
>cartilage in knee cap died, can barely walk 1km without agonizing pain
>shitty job
>PARENTS live in grandmas home
>theyre about to get kicked out
>get kicked out by default soon

fekk
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>>36170370
>>lazy eye
my nigga!

which eye? i'm right-eye lazy which is inconvenient considering i am right handed
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>>36173052
>raised by NEETs
holy fuck

you need to either turn on your parents or kill that old lady
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>>36173052
major succ anon
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>>36173052
yeah anon if you think about it if youre not a pussy and can live with killing that old woman you will give your family a place to live the most alpha male thing there is. do it you faggot
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>>36173116
ill just move out but rent where I live is like $1300.00+ without any other expenses so i guess ill have to move away from all my friends and crappy job
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>>36173153
pretty sure my parents arent in the will lmao
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>>36170370
my left ear is higher then my right one
my balls are hanging very low
some sort of pectus
and the worst one is PSORIASIS ON MY FUCKING HEAD, ASS AND SOMETIMES ON MY DICK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>36173161
>all my friends
Fuck off normalfag
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>>36173079
Lazy Leftie
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>>36173192
shutup im allowed to come here

i have 3 friends we barely hang out anyways
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>balding
>acne
>bacne
>chestne
>5'8
>ugly
>really bad anxiety
>scoliosis
>tiny feet / hands
>intp
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>>36173208
>i have 3 friends
i wish i could kill you
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>>36173183
>my balls are hanging very low
this is hot

it also depends on temperature. dunk your balls on cold water
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>gynocomastia
>nail fungus
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>crater face
>acne
>backne
>jew nose
>dumbo ears

I want off the ride
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>>36173225
im going to lose them soon so maybe that will satiate ur blood lust
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>>36173208
>i have 3 friends
Stop bragging you fucking normalfaggot
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>shingles on my chest and neck
>hair comes out in clumps if I brush it too hard
>very thin fingernails that flake off and break all the time
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>>36173475
>shingles
Boomer detected
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