Tell me some of some awkward/autistic encounters my robros

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>Be me in high school
>Free day in English class because our schools scheduling is shit and most of the club meetings got cancelled on a club meeting day
>Instinctively takes out DS so I can play some Pokemon for an hour straight
>Girl asks me in sincere tone
"What are you playing?"
>I say in the most gruff and aggressive voice I could muster
"nothing"
>closes DS walks to a different corner of the room
>continues playing
The worst part is I did't think it was an autistic sperg move until later that week.
Wasn't looking to bone her or anything but I'd definitely try to apologize given the opportunity.

Bumporegereno

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>nice day for a walk
>never talked to a girl all 22 years up till this point
>spark of confidence
>see mildly attractive girl on a bench
>say "why you are one might fine dame, mind if I sit here"
>she's confused
>I sit and say "It really is a beautiful day isn't it, shame if you spend it alone"
>she gets up
>I slap here buttox
>she calls the cops
>I run away
>she begins chasing me and shouting sexual assault
>some roided manlet tackles me
>go to jail for half a year

Don't fall for the confidence meme

>finished school and need to walk home
>Mom texts me to pick up Italian food on the way home
>Go to the restaurant and wait
>Science teacher from 2 years ago sees me waiting
>She's with her son and my little brother (the kids are friends)
>Last time I directly encountered her was last week of exams two years ago when I said nigger Infront of her as I was leaving
>Ohfuck.jpg
>She's staring at me while I wait
>Just look at the ground while the kids dangle around the floor

Say nigger outside of school

>be me
>look into a mirror
>see some weirdo looking back at me
>walk off feeling awkward