Brother is a bigger robot than me >be me >have older brother

> WTF
> Bro explains that he was still a virgin up until Sophomore year and he was freaking out that his teammates would find out he was a robot not a Chad
> He forces himself to go to a party to find a girl to fuck but his autism cockblocks him
> Before giving up he goes into random bedroom to find the roastie passed out drunk on the bed
> Proceeds to remove panties and insert dick to pussy.
> She comes to and mumbles stop, he doesn't
> He fucks her on and off for an hour. He only stops after she pukes on herself
>He realizes he's a rapist and freaks out.
>Literally drags her from the party and sneaks her into his apartment.
>Gives her a shower and tucks her into his bed.
>Next morning makes her pancakes and (not joking) buys her a card where he wrote SORRY I FUCKED YOU LAST NIGHT
> Roastie has him by the balls over the rape. Gonna report it but he asks if he can buy her something, anything.
> She doesn't want anything but he buys her a fucking necklace from Jared
> Claims he loves her and she's his only.
> Roastie backs off cause bro is "cute"
>Bro subsequently becomes a perfect autist bf for her
> He never considered breaking up with her because he's afraid she'll report the rape and use the card as evidence.
> She stayed with him because he literally moves heaven and earth to make her happy.
> Mfw my brother is a rapist AND autist

Fucking idiot

>>36193300
>>36193335
Fucking kek. It's cute in a fucked up sort of way

>>36193300
capped

blox

>>36193300
>>36193335
If your autist brother just denied it would be fine. Who would believe a roastie who got together with her rapist and married him after 4 years?

>>36194705
The jury after being presented the evidence and a convincing case by Mr. Shecklesberg and associates.