>tfw you use your vast nihilistic, psychoanalytic knowledge

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>tfw you use your vast nihilistic, psychoanalytic knowledge and Machiavellian tactics to effectively guilt trip your parents to continue to support your glorious NEET life
>tfw this is my 6th year of NEEThood

Holy shit I can't keep getting away with this, taking advantage of my parents like this. But they are so fucking retarded its unbelievable.

Here I'll give you an example of how one of our arguments normally goes like

>"a-anon aren't you too old now...I-I m-mean, s-shouldn't you have a g-girlfriend by now and travelling the w-world?
>Mother, we have already discussed this. This would only be enabling the Jews further, as they would profit out of me leading a "normal life" as I'll be spending money or getting into debt by travelling to places and renting out just to please some girlfriend of mine. Who by the way, according to recent statistics on Psychology Today, would most likely be cheating on me and not even feeling guilty about it. Besides, the women of today are not faithful anymore like they were during your time. Spending money on a depreciating asset (because girls age too) is no different than buying a car for $20,000 now and selling it for $5000 a few years later. Except the thing with the women of today is that they will take every penny from you during the divorce settlement. So you see, mother, I am Conscientious objector to the almost religious concept of the so called "normal life" and I hope to eventually pass on my teachings as time goes by. I am delighted that you and father are the inspiration of my righteous crusade. But now would you please excuse me. I need to get back to finish levelling up my Smithing skill.

How do I make this stop. I want to stop being a NEET but my parents are no match for my superior intellect and are only enabling my lifestyle further.