Any other robots never kissed a girl?

I have never kissed a girl on the lips who wasn't a hooker

I used to care, but I don't really give a fuck

Only 90% of this board.

>>36203024
Funny enough, no. You are the only one. Congratulations.

>>36203024
Never have and probably never will

I am a hugless/kissless virgin at age 26. Never had a conversation with a girl either.

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I have never met a real-real girl (girl)

>>36203077
How the fuck could you not have had a conversation with a girl. You're obviously exaggerating on what deems a conversation

Only in 7th grade

>>36203077
>Never had a conversation with a girl either.

I find that hard to believe, i know this is /r9k/ but how the fuck is that possible? Unless you were home schooled and had no female relatives.

I've kissed my mom, does that count as kissing a girl?

>>36203099
For me, a conversation with a girl would basically just greeting a store clerk or some shit. Apart from that I'm not bullshitting you.

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yeah it was weird and sloppy and wet and she was overwhelmed when I touched her clit she bit my lip on impulse.
I don't really enjoy having their saliva in my mouth but I think that's just my subtle autism.

>>36203038
>kissing a hooker
>imagine how many dicka you just touched by proxy
Where do you get a hooker? I saw a promising 'eacort' aite once but i lost the goddamn name.

>>36203162
Wow, grow a dick bro.
It's not even hard they're just regular humans with slits and milkbags over their chests.
I wish I knew you irl I'd just firce you into situations with women I know until you sweat all of the awkward out.

>>36203168
i made an appointment for meeting a girl on friday. i know she's going to say im doing everything right since i'm reimbursing her for her time, but do you have any tips on how to make my first kiss less awkward for both of us?

>>36203077
>>36203099
>>36203146
To the incredulous, I might qualify for this too but he might mean a stricter definition than I.
I have never had a real conversation with a girl who wasn't my mother.
I had to talk to girls in compulsory schooling about school and stuff, I had female teachers, there are women cashiers, lady cops, etc. I have indeed talked to all of them in the strictest sense of the word.
I've never had a girl talk to me who seemed sincerely interested in what I had to say, so I've never gone beyond functional speech and small talk, and I suck at small talk.

>>36203038
Hookers let you kiss them on the lips?
Shit maybe I'll get one. I was always hesitant because of the lack of intamacy/kissing/romantic physical interaction I would want out of a sexual experience.

>>36203162
Did you not to go school? There must have been girls in your class that you would have talked to

Also sometimes people who serve you at grocery stores and shit have small conversations with you

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>>36203222
Noce trips but in my experience the men are expected to take the initiative and do it quickly.
Don't make it slow.
That leaves time for her to start feeling awkward, and then you can feel her feeling akward, and then she can feel you feeling her feeling awkward etc etc.
Use almost no tongue until you know she's really into it.

>>36203210
>>36203249
>>36203275
I was bullied and harassed relentlessly during my school years so I pretty much became anti-social. I have basically lived on welfare and minimum wage jobs ever since.

>>36203222
>>36203278
Oh wait anon I just realised you were trying to say "I'm picking up an escort" without saying "I'm picking up an escort".
Yo who tf cares then lel just do whatever feels natural it's not a relationship.

>>36203257
make sure you ask before doing it though because some of them will get really pissed if you don't let them know you want to kiss too

>>36203191
>>36203257
I always thought hookers don't allow kissing on the lips, which I thought was weird because they let you fuck them for money, so kissing seems like less than sex, if that makes sense. But there is some reason for it like they want to save something for their bf's or something

I didn't start kissing hookers when I first started fucking them, but then some hookers started to kiss me on the lips and I just went with it. I mean it can gross you out a bit when you think about it but you take what you can get with that sort of thing sometimes. I mean kissing a club whore may not be any different, at least a hooker will probably use mouthwash and shower and stuff before you fuck her

Brothels are legal in Australia and I don't fuck street walkers or the really cheap places so the girls are generally young and hot and cleaner

For those of you who have never kissed a girl, it's quite strange. When I first started kissing, I liked it almost or more than sex because it felt so good

>>36203306
You don't talk to women at your work?

Do you ever feel like burning houses down of the people who bullied you? I think I would like to get to a point where I financed people who wanted to do this, or if they wanted to an hero but kill their bullies first, I would pay for their rifles and ammunition and stuff

>>36203384
A noble cause, my friend.

Is it normal to kiss girls who you are not interested in?

I only ever kissed two girls, and both of the time was when we were both a little drunk and just wanted to kiss.

> be me
> get nudes from a few girls
> make them like their tits and shit and rp in chat
> never kissed a girl
> feelsweird

>>36203351
>legal brothels
Lucky fuck. How much does that normally cost you?

>>36203412
Like on the cheek or on the lips? Some girls really get into the whole kissing on the cheek thing when greeting everybody.

Then again my family has always been into contact greetings like that and I freaked out a friend once by going to hug her when was met up after a while. Wasn't even interested in fucking her or anything.

I'm the 26 y/o kissless virgin who posted above. I always considered trying out an escort but I know it would be a shitty experience due to my anxiety levels and desensitization due to death grip masturbation for years.

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Im a fairly normal looking person, but I get all depressed and shit cause I cant get the type of girls I like (slim, cute, round face, green/blue eyes).

But then I show up at /r9k/ and realize some of your fuckers haven't even held hands with a girl in your entire lives...

Talk about fucking perspective.

Pic related. My type of girl I shall never get.

I've kissed, but never had a real kiss. It's always been spin the bottle, and it's always been pecks on the lips. No one has ever given me a legitimately good kiss.

>>36203507
It was a deep kiss...

I'm not sure how to feel... if I should feel guilty or if it's just a normal thing

>Dat feel when I can laugh at you because I've kissed plenty of girls

>Dat feel when I'll never fuck one as hot as OP's pic though.

>>36203491
About 300 an hour. sometimes less and sometimes more

It's a lot of money when you think about it, but given the fact that you can spend money on other stuff which costs almost as much or more, and also that it would take a lot of effort to fuck girls normally, fucking hookers isn't a bad option sometimes

21yo KHHV here, never held a romantic conversation with a girl

>>36203773
Don't give up all hope. You still got a few more years of youth left.

>>36203773
Yup. 22 years old.

Never held a girls hand either.

I HAVE hugged girls,

I think I lose a Feat choice when I become a wizard because I was so weak.

>>36203024
Kissing? Whats that?
>t. Guy who only has had female contact with his mother last time at around 6 years old

>tfw the only girl i've ever fucked used me to see if she was really a lesbian or just needed some cock
does that count as fucking a girl?

>>36203931
Jesus Anon get out of the house

I've never even held a girl's hand, forget kissing.

>>36203024
>Handheldless virgin

Should I just off myself at this point?

>>36203982
Well, you still fucked her.
Original?

>>36203990
>>36204012
3D girls are of the past.
2D girls are the next best thing!

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>26
>khv
Don't know where I can even begin to meet a women. I've alienated all my friends and feel too old to make new ones.
>tfw I just want to lose my virginity to a woman I love in the heat of the moment just like my Japanese hentais

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almost 21, and a KHHV

my life is very boring and sad

>>36203547
wow anon, you like girls the size of ants?

>>36204193
Oh, yes. The smaller the better!
Makes me feel more confident in my micro penis!

My friends say that preschool doesn't count.

It's awkward when the squad is talking about grills and suddenly they all give you that look, then the "its okay to be gay" talk or the "hey remember that time you tried approaching a girl and got your heart fucking crushed" talk
I understand that the whole romance thing won't work out and that I need to find a nice lonely job I would be happy with but that doesn't make me happy. I wanted to be an outgoing fun person, not the quiet guy who is seriously considering fucking accounting just because it's a quiet job

>21
>KHV

Never talked to them back at school, and they never wanted to talk to me. So I just went throughout the years never even talking to a girl, let alone kissing one.

Can't even have a proper chat with one online, because they always get bored and leave.

I've kissed 3 girls but never without being explicitly laughed at for my shitty kissing skills

>>36203024
There is no such thing as a robot that has kissed a girl

>>36205190
Oh come on, what if he was like 10 at the time?
Obviously that doesn't signify any particular social achievement.

>>36205281
>being normal enough for a girl to want to kiss you at 10
Not a robot. Possibly a failed normalfag, but definitely not a robot.

>>36205334
Are you implying that robots are born robots?
If not then at what age does it definitely manifest itself by?