*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN* Oh hey there wagecuck. Halfway through

>>36202877
you know this is bait because a NEET wouldn't be able to afford all that shit

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>>36202924
>doesn't have to pay tax
>doesn't have to pay for gas, insurance, rent, car maintenence, food, etc
>keeps 100% of NEETbux
>poor

While I only make $1050 a fortnight with my NEETbux, I literally have more money spare than my neighbour who has a full time job, house and car since he has to waste his money on rent, travel and tax.

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>>36202877

hello my fellow neet

>>36202924

kys newfag

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tfw work two-three 8 hour shifts a week and the rest of the week for video games

feels okay

>>36202877
I'm going to choose the symphony, I'd like to hear it

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>>36202970
>more money
>$1050

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>Had to pay $400 to taxes
>About to drop $900 on security deposit
>Already dropped $600 for new tires
>Still have car note, insurance and regular bills to pay

I love being a wageslave but sometimes, just sometimes it sucks ass

>>36202970
$1,050 in neetbuxs how

>>36202877
>- Play a round of golf (beat my country clubs record last week!)
I suppose you could, if you had an ounce of athleticism and ever left the house
>- Learn a new field of science
lol, that kind of ambition, you wouldn't be an a neet autist
>- Write and record a new symphony
k
>- Fuck my wageslave neighbours girlfriend
My gf probably wouldn't bank some dude without a job, plus shes a wagecuck too soooo
>- Take my Ferrari for a spin
at 500 dollars a week, it would take you, idk around a decade to afford a ferrari. oops, you need insurance on that! that's half your neetbux right there? Gas? oh no! each service costs around 15k, or around half your salary (again, assuming you spent literally zero of that money on food or hentai)
>- Or perhaps just chill out with a nice book
This I do believe. Sounds nice, anon

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>tfw the vagabond life is for TruNEETs

I tried the NEET thing for 5 years after getting disability. It was fun for a while and I enjoyed my free time to read, hike, exercise, play video games and browse around online. Money was never really an issue since I'm a minimalist.

But man, it was bad for my brain. I started talking to myself, pacing around and losing interest in hobbies. As time went on my friends got married and had families. They accomplished things and grew up and we slowly drifted apart.

I'm stubborn and it took a while, but I discovered that I need structure and discipline (through employment) to maintain my sanity and social health.

Enjoy it while it lasts, because unless you are 100% mentally ill and okay with contributing nothing it WILL catch up with you. Good luck robots. I'd recommend getting out while you can, but only you can change.

>>36204238
h-how did you get disability?

>>36202877
you can't afford any of those things you poorfag NEET loser

just do the usual jacking off to shemale porn you faggot

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>>36204042
>Had to pay $400 to taxes

could be worse

>>36204304
jesus dude fix your withholdings

>>36204318
those are just estimated quarterly taxes anon. schedule C a shit

I wish I was a wagecuck.

Very hard to get a job. And feels bad to be a burden to family.

How do I get a job as a dishwasher? Do I just walk into restaurants and ask? Do I have to pay for food first then ask when they give me the bill?

>>36204264
I filled out the forms and waited a few months. SS contacted me and said they didnt have enough information in my file to make a judgement (I went to a shrink once for despression) so I had to see a disability examiner.

After an hour talk she said "your not disabled, you just don't like being around people" and I left. 6 months later I got a check for 7 thousand dollars for back pay and federal check and state check every month.

The end. Oh, they send you to "reviews" once in a while to see if you're still disabled. Ironically I was so socially fucked up at my 5 year review they passed me. I could barely talk

>>36204293
Wagey ragey can't appreciate the apex of life that is NEETdom. Sad!

If I decide to work for minimum wage 40 hours a week and have no substantial expenses (such as rent), what should I do with the money? Just bank it or what?

>>36202877
I work part time In a chip shop (britfag here) and its pretty comfy. I work three days a week, 6 hour shifts and each shift theres only me and 2 other people working, who I also happen to get along with really well. The place is pretty dead apart from friday and saturday nights (the shop makes 90% of its income from drunks since it stays open to half 2 in the morning. I usually work monday wednesday and friday, 5pm-11pm. I really dont mind it much, pretty chill job imo since its just a local indenpendant chip shop. plus I can eat whatever I want in there for free when I'm working and get to take home all the leftover chicken and shit.

I dont mind wagecucking this way

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>>36204238
>As time went on my friends got married and had families. They accomplished things and grew up and we slowly drifted apart.
Literally who gives a shit?

>>36205021
Buy eth bro. Look up ethereum on Google. Doubled my money in like 2 weeks lol

>>36202877
How do you support your self in the waiting period for neetbux(disability)?

>>36205251
Bumping because I'd also like to know

>>36205118
Chippo man?

>>36202924
the ferrari is the only exaggeration tho

Hey neet meme guy, I had a bad day at work today. The work itself is fine but my boss and coworkers are mean spirited to me because I'm too gentle...

Anyway, enjoy your meme life my man.

>>36202877

OP grabbed his tiny dick once again and started masturbating to boi pussy. After he was done, he cried for his Mom. He was very hungry.

"MOMMY! MOMMY!"
"What?"
"MOMMY I HUNGRY"
"You useless piece of shit! Get a Job!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"where did we go so wrong?"
"dumb roastie bitch."

>>36202877
More than half way becasue not Easter faggot.

Friday and Monday days off. Becasue I don't work in retail or Fastfood.

>>36202970
>i don't have to pay Car maintenance
>Has a Ferrari

Hmmm

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What is this neetbux you're talking about there is no such thing as free money, in this world you have to sell your soul to your local supreme overlord or die. There is no other point in living as goyim peasant. Come on it's 2017 already.

>>36206254
He fell for the Jew overlord meme

Goyim oh hoy anon

>>36202877
>Halfway through the week,
I get a 4 day weekend due to Easter two of which are paid for by the government (state employee).

>>36206111
>painfully unfunny
>using quotes
go back to r/incels

>>36204159
Its just banter anon don't be so grumpy grouchy

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reminder that the mere sight of this image sends the NEET into an uncontrollable spastic fit

>>36202877
I made a shitty tshirt on zazzle for us neetfags....look it up

>>36202877
you do literally none of these things. all your stupid ass does is sit in front of your pc and make wagie threads

>>36203894
My wagecuck neighbour makes $2100 a fortnight, far more than I do.

>but he loses half of that to tax
>has to pay $450 a week in rent
>bills
>food
>gas for work

He literally told me he gets $30-75 a week to spend, whereas I get hundreds.

>>36202877
Jokes on you I just quit.

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Aww yiss neetcuck thread is on. What's going on everyone

>>36209091
why does the wagie's shift end at 5am

>>36211022
6am to 5am is standard for wagecucks

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>>36211054
8 to 4 is 8 hours. Idk where you got eleven from.

How dare they use cam in the final picture. Cam is a wonderful man

>>36202994
Living the cyborg lifestyle. It's so fucking comfy. Enough money to gain access to what you want, enough free time to thoroughly enjoy yourself.

>>36211170
6am to 5am is 23 hours, a standard day for a wagie.

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>>36211199
Lol oh I didn't even see the am. I just assumed you were misinformed.

Why are people always so angry in these threads. Both sides just fuel the fire?

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Here's what you do...

You play golf with your own balls and let us live IN you

Why do you broke neets forget about night time shifts? They are the best.

These threads gradually desteoyed my life. Not even memeing. I might actually kill myself in the next couple months.

>>36204369
Just walk in and ask to speak to the manager. Then ask if they're hiring. Usually they'll just tell you to go to a website to apply. You don't need to buy food.

>>36211374
You know what's better than getting paid to laze about at night with little responsibilities?

Getting paid to laze about at night with NO responsibilities.

You're most likely poor and not satisfied with your life :)

>>36202877
A symphony sounds lovely, my parasitic friend, I look forward to listening to it.

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>>36209091
>some butthurt wagie spent his allotted free time for the month making this image

Must have been a very angry wagie, I sure hope it didn't affect his work, Goldstein is very very strict on all his employees keeping a happy smile as they go about their day!

>>36202877
Lol you full of shit anon

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>>36205130
Sadly thus happens. My childhood friend grew up to be a neet loner. Used to try and show up to my house and hang out with me and the wife... Which was weird. I think he sits in his basement and plays n64 now

>>36209091
>wageslaves
that entire side is wagemaster no wageslave will have that kind of money or free time

stay mad

>>36209091
This actually makes me feel better about my job at McDonald's. I'll be Junior-Manager someday :3
Thanks anon