Wow. And some of you wonder why your single.

Wow it's like I'm in high school again

how pathetic can someone be that they need to make up fake texts to get mad at

>>36415665
lol based bro telling the bitch off

>>36415665
>"and then everyone stood up and appplauded"
go back to fucking Tumblr

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>>36415665
It's 2017 anon, welcome to the future

>>36415665
Pretty fake and still a little gay

>name rhyming with Chad
>beta faggot
100% FAKE

Wow some of you wonder why we think you're retarded. You're for you are. Your for something that person possess. Now take your underage faggot ass back to Facebook and get off my board.

>be desperately lonely
>out of nowhere a female shows you kindness
>fall for her because it's the only form of positive human interaction you've had in a while
>know deep inside she's just being nice but desperate delusion takes over and what if's fill your head
>decide you gotta make a move or forever regret it
>clumsily ask her out and get rejected

I just stopped trying at all lately

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>>36415774
>Girl at the Grocery Check Out smiled at me

S-She wants to have my kids right? Its not weird to dream about us together right?

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Oh dont worry guys, its not false or easy to make or anything

>>36415774
i think it happened to me as well

>hang out with some people
>have a crush on one of the girls
>to beta to talk to her
>suddenly SHE comes up to ME and starts chatting
>she does that every time we meet
>not sure if she likes me or is just being nice because i am pathetic
>every time i want to ask her out but too afraid, every time we talk i feel like heart will burst out of chest
>eventually this one time we went out, 2 guys 2 girls
>i relax a bit and start joking and teasing her, not in an autistic or overwhelming way, just a little
>eventually we leave and it's just me and her, and she has wait for the bus
>i tell her i will keep her company, she says no, i should leave it's cold and she doesn't want me to get sick
>i say it's no problem i don't feel cold, but she says no, just go, ill wait on my own

felt pretty bad tbqh, either she was just being nice the whole time or i screwed up by waiting too long or i was way too beta, i don't know, it sucks

Despite the guy being autistic about it he's not in the wrong.
Women subsist ENTIRELY on plausible deniability in social settings.
That's why all those "females flirting with you" signals are vague enough they can back out at any arbitrary time if they decide they don't like you.
It's why women don't have any strong opinions on anything and just morph their likes into whatever the man they are seeing at the moments beliefs.
If a women goes out of her way to talk to you, and you didn't initiate there is no fucking way she wasn't hitting on you and the roastie in OP knows it, she's just in full damage control but because she's female no one is going to call her out on it.

>>36415665
Brad rhymes with Chad. Obviously a fuckboy that's pissed cause he's been denied pussy for the first time in his life. And a brain-dead one at that. I'm an ex-normie turned robot that was a fuckboy. You don't say shit like this if you wanna get into their pants.

>>36415665
And then everyone cheered and the mcdonalds manager gave a knowing glance.

>>36415665
>read this shit
>wonder how this person even has the balls to act this fucking retarded to a girl
He's not a robot, he's just a retarded normalfag.

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>>36415665
Don't care about the race-bait, just came to say that we look nothing alike. Two different people that know barely any of the same people.

Only post

>>36415665
If only that were real

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>>36416565
here's real for you

>>36415665
That guy needs to whack of to some Abella Danger. Jesus Christ

>>36416369
Berks county?

>>36416604
what the fuck is a balding bowl cut? like a catholic monk?

>>36415665
Even assuming this is not fake (which it is) the guy is still in the right.
Holes need to realize that guys aren't interested in having them as friends.

The problem is that guys this fucking pathetic actually exist. Why can't you faggots have some dignity so females can get off the high horse already?

>>36416752

"Why am I a pathetic fag'' the post

>>36416808
Sorry if I hurt your feeling roastie, the truth is that your kind just isn't fun to be around unless you make your holes available.

>>36416932

I am a male laughing at your failure in life. Must be tough no one acknowledging your pointless existence. You are on of the fags no one even bothers burying after they die

>>36416995
You seem upset. What's got you down, anon?

>>36417049
Are you craving my attention, sweetie?

>>36417077
only rural and suburban retards are misogynist. city people support feminism

>>36416995
You can keep laughing at the imaginary story you've created about me in your head, that's none of my concern.
Jusy make sure to keep defending women on the internet while you do so, they'll certainly appreciate you more as a friend.

>>36417154

> I can't fuck women so I'm sure others can't either


Kek. Stay mad

>>36417180
Holding your wife's hand as while gets fucked by Tyrone isn't fucking, Mr. Green.

>>36417205
> If I repeat buzzwords they become true, ha-haa!

I'm laughing at you while you cry like a bitch

>>36417257
>>36417257
>Laughing while you cry like a bitch
Intriguing. It's okay to cry sometimes, anon. Getting cucked is the progressive thing nowadays. I'm sure your wife still loves you romantically

>>36417301
You sure showed me, champ. Certainly your parents will suddenly stop being disappointed they never aborted you

>>36417385
Well, I'm sure mommy and daddy can help counsel you over the fact that your tiny peen can't satisfy your wife's black hole

>>36417413
> he's sure

kek

>>36417456
They can help you, anon. They can save your marriage!

>>36415941
I have a somewhat similar story. I think it's best to ask her and get rejected because you'll forever be stuck with the what ifs. I even cry myself to sleep sometimes.

>>36417523
> not standing your ground and staying anyway

How difficult is it for you fucks to process normal behaviour?

>>36417549
Care to elaborate, anon?

Originaloo

>>36417578
Telling you to go away is the normal/polite thing to do if she was raised right. All he had to do was say ''No, I insist, i'm going to make sure you get on that bus alright'' or something along those lines, geez. It's not rocket science


t. Not an autist

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>>36415665
>brad

It just writes itself

>>36417578
> care to elaborate
> doesn't stick around for the answer

hmmm

>>36415665
Why does this cut off before the part where she sends Brad nudes?

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>>36415774
hey man, cool it, why you gotta bring that shit up

fuck that cunt

fucking bitch doesn't understand gender dynamics

or she did and knew what she was doing

>>36417578

Just ignore that is saying you dont need to stick around you fucking gamma, just start walking with her and change the subject, girls dont like pussys, you dont ask her what she wants you to do, you just do.


>inb4 motherfucker try to rape the girl cause they dont have a social moral compass to determinate what is being a leader and what is being a rapist