/britfeel/ uncomfy night thread edition

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Allow South China Sea expansion

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>>36405138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmE0M9TOIxU
Populism is the new punk rock edition.

>>36405169
This is getting cringey as fuck desu

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>>36405138
Manchester white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

A friend of mine wrote a gay fanfic about me and another waifuposter.
It was hilariously bad, but it also made me very uncomfortable

>>36405224
Puritan libcucks not welcome.

>>36405242
A poofter I knew sent me a video of him riding a buttplug out the blue
Good way to make me gag

>>36405249
>Puritan libcucks
I'm not either of those things. It's just a bit lame to compare having a political opinon to being punk rock. It's something a 15 yr old yank girl would do.

>>36405272
You mean Johnny Rotten? Go be a whiny libtard somewhere else. The future belongs to the people.

Wonder how many of the 16 year olds on social media near me are paedohunters

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Who else /worstcountyflag/ here?

>>36405302
My county doesn't even have a flag

>>36405290
J-Johnny Rotten is a punk idol guise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mSE-Iy_tFY

does anyone else have a really weird nostalgia for the 1970s even though they didn't live through them?

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Just noticed Better Call Saul season 3 on Netflix, oh well, here goes a fw hours of my life I guess.

>>36405169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MkRuV0aCcI
a heartfelt request

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>>36405319
I said stop crying you goon.

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>>36405302
Mine looks like it was designed to give you a headache

>>36405169
I'm conservative but PJW is the best example of someone dumbing down complex issues into retarded soundbites to attract 3 min attention span thickos. All the soundbites and quck cuts make me want to kill myself.

>>36405341
FUCK OFF YANK
F O Y
LEAVE NOW REEEE

>>36405169
I don't care about this guys words or agenda but his voice and face make me want to punch him. How did he amass a following with a voice and face that annoying? Why is every single british youtuber a massive cunt? (apart from lindybeige) They all speak with this fake put on voice which doesn't really sound real.

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>>36405341
>when the thread is shitted up early by a yank retard

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Post your Reliant Robins, lads

I'm traveling to L O N D O N for 12 days on friday from land of burgers

anything interesting I should do while I'm there?

>>36405353
I hate his cadence. Dude isn't stupid but his main videos seem to cater to dumbells.

>>36405353
Yes exactly. It's about getting liberal morons to get red pills in ways they can handle. It's absolutely perfect.

>>36405346
how many teenage dirtbags hang around surrey?

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>>36405365
More tears. The hilldog lost senpai and Brexit is gonna happen get over it.

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>>36405302
Mines not too bad

>>36405372
Go to Walworth Road and have some pie n mash from Arments

Don't forget to cover it in vinegar

>>36405391
I live in Ashford and there's plenty of chav kids running around but they seem mostly harmless desu.

>>36405377
It's to appeal to liberals in a way they can understand. Many kids watch this.

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>>36405432
Okay bro, don't have a cow.

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>>36405410
>he thinks mummy may will deliver a brexit worth having

>>36405493
I am a homo-sapien, I am unable to produce cattle as offspring.

>>36405513
Nah you're full of shit. I'm not English but the people have spoken cunt. Ain't nobody wanna ride the EU dick anymore.

>>36405513
Nil poi

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>>36405546
>Ain't nobody wanna ride the EU dick anymore.
Except Sharia May.

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>tfw no Dee Dee gfs

Not visited a thread in about 2 weeks. Feels like it has been months.
Wetherspoons job is really taking its toll on me.
Qt Asian gf leaves the country Sunday.
Got three days off next week. Can't wait to read what you guys have been getting up to. Hope I have some data on me phone left for it heh.

What are you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t_Y
1:17 so good

>>36405169
Could be summed up much quicker with just the morning tv clip and none of the garbage by some cunt putting on a radio voice.

>>36405615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfbLWHT7vUU

I know it's a meme album. I think I like it for the same reason /mu/ hate it.

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Proper craving some custard creams right now.

>>36405513
It doesn't matter the UK isn't gonna take it anyway. They voted leave so taht's what they want. Let's see what will happen.

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I have 180GB of JAV and hentai. How's your collection doing, lads?
Post waifus.

>>36405677
He's got some pretty good videos. But it's mostly directed towards teenagers and children.
Without some comedy small brained liberals just won't listen.

http://www.truthcontest.com/
just found some nutter website haha lads enjoy

>>36405747
I am yet to see more blasphemy on one page than that

>>36405747
read this entire thing about a year ago. pretty interesting but repeats its self a lot. pretty much has no proof for the claims, its all based on pseudoscience and fear mongering.

tell me what you think of it lad

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>>36405732
I don't download porn so I guess during the apocalypse I'm fucked

>>36405796
sounds like a load of shit to me haha lad. Interesting shit though

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>>36405319
Oh my fucking god. He actually referenced Johnny Rotten. Paul IS well and truly a living meme.

>>36405861
i remember looking into a while ago. cant remember exactly but i think some members of it will ask for money and manipulate followers into spamming the website.

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>>36405169
>>36405290

WEE

ARE

THUH

NOO

COUNTAH

CULCHAH

>>36405732
around 4TB of porn in total, dunno what just my JAVs come to

>>36405732

Only got an 80gig hd, but most of it is stacked up with hentai and furry shit. Like 60gig, to leave just enough room for this old beast of a machine to not start slowing down from having not enough read space available.

>>36405732
Have about 2tb and it's all 3d women get fucked m8

>>36405974
Anyone who watches this man unironically, punch yourself In the face. Don't think about it or reply to me, just do it. This man has the most punchable face I've ever seen but I know it will never be punched, its up to you guys, the fans to make it right by punching yourselves in the face, its the only way to restore balance.

Asked before bu no answers; why do I sometimes get spots and sometimes blackheads?

>>36405876
>>36405974
author is a SJW wankstain but this made me laugh: https://samkriss.com/2017/02/22/voyage-to-the-prison-planet/

>>36406055
It's been months since Trump won the elections. When are you gonna stop crying about it? Yes we get it he's a meany now off to leddit.

>>36405701
do you like liturgy or oathbreaker?

>>36406085
You don't understand. I have no idea about politics. I just sit in my room and play games from the year 2000 while ignoring the outside world. I have no opinions about this man ideas or any of that pol shit, but his face and voice offends me.

>>36406126
LMao what a fucking moron you must be not to know you were about to enter the end of the world.
Enjoy your video games.

>tfw it takes 2 days to watch a movie
I'm crawling towards my grave

>>36406155
holy fuck this is fucking /britfeel/, take your american shit elsewhere cunt

>>36406111
Never listened to them tbqhwyl. I'll give them a listen since you mentioned then.

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>>36406164
Yes England was gonna end too anon. You realllllllllly have been living under a rock.

>>36406155
I have no idea what you are talking about. Is the world ending? I guess that's good? I've almost finished all the command and conquer games so there's not much else to do. Do they still make wotsits? I used to love those. Be good to have a few before the world ends. My mum just pushes nutrition blocks under my door the past few years.

Why is this guy posting all this retarded shit? Does he not know how we batter every other nationality on /r9k/ for laughs?

gonna stuff a tissue in my foreskin and sleep naked tonight
will post verdict tomorrow

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>>36406210
Trump barely managed to stop it anon. Maybe there is time to download another command and conquer game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMMscY7Btus

>look at some examples of ongoing automation and data-mining
>suicide starts to become more palpable again
the most mundane things are also the most inhuman

>>36406210
>Do they still make wotsits?
Shit I hope so I'm craving them now.

>>36406307
Me too now. Shit.

>>36406307
Do they still make the spicy ones? Not hopeful as I haven't seen a pack in fucking years, but I am a shutin.

>>36406307
>>36406326
Same. Last time I went to my grandads he had bags and bags of them. My nan said they are his latest obsession.

>>36406262
I wish WWIII would come right now so the lord would take me sooner, fuck this world and fuck all the life-affirming cunts, you all deserve what's coming for you in hopefully the near future (not that you'd be able to tell when it's coming, but nuclear war is inevitable)

REEEEEE FUCK YOU ANON EVERYONE IS HUNGRY NOW

>>36406373
Same. I hope the nuke lands on my fucking head.

>>36406373
You could go fight in a war right now and have your precious death, faggot.

>>36406229
Already done it lad. It just makes your bellend sore and rough. It'll hurt every time you touch it until it heals.

>>36406400
I'm too much of a lazy shut-in for that


Also:
FUCK YOU, cunt, die soon

>>36406229
Why would you do such a silly thing

>trying to sleep
>some cunt starts snoring
>turn on TV to drown it out
>can still hear it
>put pillow over head
>can still hear it
>put fingers in ears
>can still fucking hear it
Looks like I won't be sleeping tonight, lads.

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>type out massive reply to thread
>try to post it
>its fucking archived
>mfw

>>36406468
Who's "some cunt"?

>>36406468
Get some earplugs from Amazon lad. I got a bag of 100 pair for a tenner a few years back because there were birds in my roof. They're still going strong now.

>>36406468
My two doggos have trapped me in the bed and both snoring super loud not cool

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>>36406468
House totally silent except for my own thoughts

So what's everyone voting for?
Preferably, give some insight:
>Age
>Occupation
>Region
>Highest qualification held

23
Masters student
Birmingham
Degree in finance and economics (with ecometrics)

>>36406482
Family member.

Don't worry. There's no gfs in my bed.

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Doggo #1 on my left side

>>36406564
Forget to mention I'm voting lib dems

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>>36406564
I'm voting for the only sensible choice.

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>>36406564
>30
>NEET
>Surrey
>first year A levels

No chance Tories dont win here so might vote UKIP for a laugh

>>36406564
22
Student (Economics)
Scotland
Advanced Higher

SNP.

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Doggo #2 on right

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>>36406596
It's ok anon we won't judge you for your believes. Anybody is free to be what they want and if you want to be a cuck then that's OK!

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Oh gosh doggo woke up :3c

>>36406564

>23
>Unemployed (Health Issues atm)
>Merseyside
>STEM Masters

Labour.

>>36406695
Gaw that's a cute doggo

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Anyone else have a seething hatred for Americans? Everything about them bugs me: they're so argumentative, always looking for something to be offended by (both the left and the right), they act so morally superior, they simply lack the mental capacity for banter, they're loud, obnoxious, rude, too energetic like a bloody labrador dog, they have terrible accents, they're conceited and think America is the centre of the universe, their comedians are shit, and worst of all there are just so bloody many of them.

>>36406695
was probably wondering wtf you were doing desu lad

>>36406667
Cool fair enough
>>36406637
Applied or standard macro and micro?
>>36406625
>Protecting the green belt
>The instrument that is making the London housing crisis worse

Having yank eggy bread, its not bad, but think ill stick woth French toast.

>>36406637
Do you actually like SNP or just hate everyone else?

>>36406725
>lets tarmac every spot of green left in the country so shitty Londoners can spill out of their containment zone

>>36406728
what's the difference between the two?

othinalnrks

>>36406564
25 (will be 26 very soon)
NEET
Bucks
Nothing at all

In a tory safe seat, going to vote UKIP to get their numbers up, though labour would be the best option for someone in my situation, I believe in putting the country first and its needs first.

>>36406564
29
Maccas employee
Scotland
BA(hons)Criminology 2:1
Labour (normally snp)

>>36406695
At least it ain't snoring any more.

>>36406757
French toast is fried bread innit? Eggy bread is bread with a fried egg cooked into it i assume. Either way nothing beats a fried egg sammich and some tommy k

>>36406750
We should spread London and turn the entire island into one, massive, continuous city.

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>>36406757
Uk eggy bread is bread dipped in egg/milk then fried.
Us eggy bread is a hole in the bread and the egg fried as the bread is fried.

>>36406725
macro and micro

>>36406729
mostly hate everyone else.
i used to like them but the more i've thought about politics, the more i've become tired. independence has stopped seeming particularly radical and started to seem like just deciding what specific way things will be managed for the advantage of capital. (No communist, mind you, but their basic social analysis holds some appeal.)

on the whole i'd say they've done as much as you could expect them to have done, but they're tedious. i don't have much time for sturgeon, which i did for salmond.

>>36406824
He went back to sleep straight away and is snoring again o.-

>>36406864
i welcome a cyberpunk britain

>>36406489
>put in ear plugs
>tinnitus

DELET SUFFERING

>>36406876
Might be time to put them down, lad.

Down on the floor.

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Can't stop laughing at this image lads

Havent showered in a while just sitting here a stinky spotty mess

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>>36406864
>>36406888
As long as you obey the law lads.

>>36407016
>tfw no dredd 2

>>36407001
Same here. Not showering is actually better for my acne, the absolute stench of my balls though.

>>36407001
>>36407045
>Not showering is actually better for my acne

How does this work exactly?

>>36407038
>never get a dredd set in the cursed earth.

If we did a sequel theyd probably throw in death.

>tfw the animated shirts were fucking terrible.

>>36406932
They're my burglar alarms though and the bigger doggo has now crawled under the covers with me for perfect surprise attack technique.

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Is it normal for friends to call each other and just talk and not want anything at all?
Made a new friend at uni last month and they called me earlier and just talked.
Could it be that they called the wrong number and felt pity for me?
I feel very ashamed now because I was very happy that they wanted to talk to me before that idea came into my head. Kind of new to this whole thing.

>>36407094
I have super dry skin.

>>36407114
dredd vs death was planned for the 3rd movie, it was meant to be a trilogy

>>36407159
It's a normal thing for females to do. My best friend (male) and I just randomly chat shit on fb and that's good enough.

goodnight laddos, sleep tight and dont let the bed bugs bite

>realize it's 3 years since i dropped out of university and realized there was no hope of ever making friends

>tfw bad gastric reflux disease and have to stay off drink forever

I went back to work yesterday after being off for two weeks. In some ways I'm glad to be back because it gives my life structure and without it I become fully nocturnal and achieve nothing all day. Being a NEET is endless bliss but if you don't have anything to balance that bliss (work) then the bliss becomes stale.

>news article annoys me so much that I'm too busy brooding to sleep

Thought that shit couldn't bother me any more but I was wrong.

>>36407645

which article laddy? link us before i go to bed so maybe i can share your pain

https://willopines.wordpress.com/
What do you think of this lads?

>>36407739
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39641822/the-young-gay-french-men-who-are-voting-far-right

I know I'll get a lot of shit like "it's bbc what do you expect?" But the bias is just so blatant and the hypocrisy so obnoxious. I could understand writing clickbaiting shit for ad revenue but when it's by a publicly funded body it just hurts my core.

>>36407870
>I could understand writing clickbaiting shit for ad revenue but when it's by a publicly funded body it just hurts my core.
Publicly funded bodies are run like private businesses anyway. That's Blair's bequest to the world.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWRrafhO7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOt_3tg83Ls
Ah I feel so comfy I think I'll brew a hot chocolate and head off to bed. I'll see you all tomorrow.

>>36407986
Publicly funded bodies are run like private businesses
Seems like it, I just have such a hard time how anyone could take it seriously, either reader or "journalist".

For example;

>"Where are the gays most in danger? In Islamic countries," Pascale, who doesn't want to be photographed, says.
>"Gay people are being crucified - it's a danger and I don't want it coming to France, definitely not."

>But further north, in the poorer and more multicultural suburb of Pont De Flandre, it's a different picture.
>"The FN supporters you spoke to, were they white?" house DJ Kiddy Smiles asks us, "Yes? I'm not surprised".

I mean it's just when reasonable worries get turned into 'yeah, well they're white so they're wrong' and they get the BBC to host it as if it's fair, impartial political discourse and not straight racism.

>go to bed at 9:30pm like a good boy
>wake up and wide awake at 4:30am

What did my brain mean by this?

>>36408099
Can't take the NEET out of the robot.

>>36407870
Oh come on, it's newbeat.

>>36408134
I made a disclaimer for this kind of response but you are right, this one just really rustled me.

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any other yanks ITT

Kinda concerned that people think I'm a bad tranny instead of a dude with autism hair because I speak in a high voice whenever I'm in public (because I'm so high strung when I have to leave the house).

fucking hell
>early whirry-bit at the start of a song comes out of nowhere since media player is set to loop unintentionally
>start to wonder if a small plane is about to smash into my window or something

>>36408048
It's not "yeah, well they're white so they're wrong" though, it's obviously more just a disappointment of the voting demographics as they're who are predominantly voting against their values. It's not bias, it's just reporting perspectives. Is that not allowed? Or do they must only include the perspectives of those you agree with? Because if it was the opposite I'm sure you wouldn't just keep your mouth shut.

>>36405138
I'm on benefits and love it! Going to watch telly all morning , huge bowl of rice crispys, PlayStation for an hour then a mega dump after that dodgey kebab last night. Shellsuit on and pop down Greg's for a savoury pasty then back and a nice link KIP .... shaba!!!

Any gay lads awake and up for watching me wank on skype?

>>36406564

>20
>Student
>North West
>Currently second year Chem student

Tories. To see brexit through desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vgcYBwyw28

>>36406564
28
civil servant
London
Degree

Tories, but I'm in a Labour safe seat so it's mostly a protest vote.

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>finally fixed sleeping pattern
>super tired and go to bed early at 8pm, thinking i'll sleep through the night.
>wake up at 2am and cant get back to sleep.
>mfw fucked up sleeping pattern again.

>wake up a bit hung over on the sofa
>only 2 hours of sleep left before work
RREEEEEeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz.......

Wakey, Wakey Wagies....

Originally

>>36409396
This song is so depressing yet so beautiful

>tfw you go out in a big thick jacket when it's really early, but it turns into a really nice sunny day and you have to keep your big thick jacket on the whole time
my poor, poor armpits are going to be soaked

Got some gay nivea care kit as a gift and im using the little gay skin lotion just a joke hahaha lol.

>walking to work at 8am this morning
>car comes next to me
>window down
>"oi mate, you smoking bruv?"
>nah I'm all right mate
>"are you sure mate? I've got some GOOOOD STUFF you know? Take my number"
>waves a pad and pen at me
>nah
>"oh ok"
>drives off

Is this normal? I don't go out much

>>36411811
Where do your live and what do you look like? I think it goes without saying that they try to target people who look rough

>>36412084
A normal middle class area. Probably do look like a waster. Haven't had haircut in about 4 months

Not a nice thought thinking that I'm more likely than not going to be dragging myself to work like this for the next 40+ years. I even forgot to put my tie on this morning.

I don't think there's a single thing in my life which I'm not insecure about

I just want to be put out of this misery

>>36411772
nothing gay about wanting soft smooth clear skin lad

>>36412252
nothing gay about suckin another lads cock just a wee bit a fun eh nothing gay lol

>>36412252
Come in a little gay glass bottle lad.

Bit quiet today innit.

About to take one of the valium I bought off alphabay. If I die, dubs gets the contents of my bank accounts ( about 12k)

Alright lads?

I could use a little advice. On Monday, I'll be back at work after having two weeks off (I work in a school and it was Easter Break).

I work with a ton of middle aged women, and I know all of them will ask what I did over the Easter Break. They're nosy like that.

What do I say I did? In reality, I played Persona 5 for like 7 hours a day because I wanted to finish it before I was working again. I just don't wanna say "I stayed in playing games all day every day"

What would you say in my shoes lads?

>>36412425
Just say not much really, went out a couple times and just chilled the rest.

It's what I do and no-one cares.

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>need to leave for college in a few mins
>tempted to just sit here and not bother

Why do i keep doing this

Time for probation lads. Check in is going to be fun

https://www.jdsports.co.uk/product/nike-huarache-ultra/028580/

need some new trainers and was thinking about buying these. should I?

>>36412572
yeah those are perfect lad
the straps at the back stop homeless and starving lefties from stealing them too

happy 420!

one used to book this day off work as a religious holiday. now i'm not stoned since aug 16 i have to rely on contact high to get my jollies. smoke a jamaican reefer style fatty boom batty for me stoner anons

>>36412519
I get that a lot lately. Started dreaming a lot more as well.

>>36412602
i'm gonna smoke a phat haddock with a side of green beans

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Zaoshanghao, Yinggan anons

who do I vote for if Im pro democracy?
I want the will of the people to be carried out when they are prompted to vote.

I would have thought may but her comments on islam bother me

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Use Huawei Routers

>>36412649
No, you're gonna smoke a phat cock with a side of balls

>>36412675
You don't. Democracy is a meme.

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Don't smoke Cannabis

>>36405372
Visiting Bethnal Green for a evening walk in the summer is a MUST.

Im going to report every chinkshit post as spam.

>>36412701
is the system rigged?

>>36412723
The worst part is in one thread he realised he was spamming, but then continued to do it the next thread anyway.

>>36412747

I can assure you there are several of us who follow the wisdom of President Xi

>>36412776
you say that as if it makes spamming any better

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Support Xiao Guodong on Saturday

>>36406307
Nigga.

Man is going to go shops and buy a packs of skips. Fuck wotsits.

>>36406564
>Age
23
>Occupation
R&D Engineer in Automotive
>Region
Between Reading and MK
>Highest qualification held
Degree (Currently studying) Mechanical Eng

Will most likely vote Labor, just as the most likely party to unseat Tories in Reading.

If I was back in Brighton, Green party without a doubt.

Green party do a really good job in Brighton.
They're too hippie and liberal to be corrupt careerists.
Don't get enough credit at all.

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Absolute kek lads

>>36412187
Look at this posh cunt with his la-de-dah office job.

>>36412828
It's fun being 14 isn't it

>>36406564

>24
>Low Intelligence van driver
>South East
>A levels/IT qualifications

Probably UKIP

>>36406564
>28
>NEET/Gyro
>Luton
>UKIP

So sik ov migrant stealing out benefits nd coming into my britan nd not providing ne fink scroungers da lot ov dem.

Can anyone reccomend a specific set of curtains that completely block out sunlight?

I bought some Grey ones from Argos that specifically said they were "blackout" curtains but the room is still incredibly light during the day.

I basically want to be able to make it pitch black in here when i want to.

>>36412920
See the problem with this strawman is that british benefit scroungers actually are our problem whereas paki and somalian scroungers aren't.

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Morning lads, got anything planned for today?

>Get paid today
>No motivation to spend the money

Makes wageslaving even worse desu~

>>36412941
Blackout roman blinds.

Fucking fantastic.

>>36405138

Why should any woman date a britfeeler?

You bring >tfw no gf on yourself

Just had my first solid shit in weeks. This amitriptyline may be doing the trick. Will update later on

>>36412960
poorfag detected.

British benefit scroungers are the biggest cancer on this planet.

Free education, healthcare, welfare, social care, housing, job finding schemes.

>Still wont work.

Entitlement complex worse than trust fund babies desu senpai

>>36412962

What do your colleagues think of you?

>>36413016
But i didn't make a judgement either way on bennie scroungers. My point is that a british native scrounger is someone our country has to help whereas some fucking Somalian who came here a month ago and never worked from day one isn't entitled to fucking anything.

If you have roaches in your house you say "well these are roaches i have to deal with" not "well might as well let more roaches in now that ive already got some".

>>36413016

Salty wagie detected, for some being a NEET is the logical conclusion.

>>36412981
considering a lot of britfeelers are prison gay...

>>36412981
I know this, thats why i have never ever felt >tfw no gf.

I don't know what i could bring to the table and i don't even know what i would do with a gf other than fuck her. Like i literally don't understand the big deal.

>>36413023
I am quite certain they think I am incompetent and I get the impression they are mean to me on occasions.

I believe the only reason I haven't been fired is because I cover a lot of shifts~

>>36413069

You probably are incompetent, and they probably are gossiping behind your back.

Been having morbid thoughts again
>tfw there will likely be less than 5 people at your funeral
>tfw they'll have nothing good to say about you

>>36413111

Trips confirm a lonely funeral

>>36413111
i'll go. when is it?

>>36413037
No, I just don't look at the distinction based on where that person was born. That's degeneracy.

Both parties are pieces of shit. One of them had a huge advantage however.

Deport all NEETs, not just ones from other countries. Racism is for poor people to make them feel better about themselves.

>>36413042
IDK, I like my job.

>>36413042
I wish I could be a NEET tbqh. Fuckin hate being a wagecuck.

>>36413127
>No, I just don't look at the distinction based on where that person was born.

Well thats why you're a cuck and your daughter will have black babies and we will all be a caliphate in 40 years.

>>36413094
I know senpai, I know~

Beef off work for the past week
All I've done is get drunk alone and watch anime

>>36413127
>Deport all NEETs

To where? You can just deport citizens when they don't have a country to go to.

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Work hard to improve the economy

>>36412828
Jesus christ, this is one of the very few things to make me cringe

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look what i found the other day lads

>>36413184
Just build a walled society around a desolate part of the UK that has no connections to the outside.

IDK, Bedford or somewhere like that.

>>36413160
Go back to /pol/ with your buzzwords and your hivemind. Unless you start developing any opinions of your own.

>>36413215

I used to be an obsessive LOST fan, and the day I first found one was the best day of my life

>>36413215
What is that some kind of weather monertoring thing

>>36413239

Nuclear bunker from the 50s

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>>36413239
Nope

http://www.subbrit.org.uk/category/nuclear-monitoring-posts

>>36413246
Really? You're pulling my leg arnt you that thing looks too small

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>PIP assessment on the 27th as I recieve disability for getting sectioned a few times and having psycosis/schizophrenia
>never had one before, they are probably gonna cut my bennies
>rip neetlife

Well lads, it was a pleasure, pray to the NEETgods for me

Whos stupid idea was America? C'mon lads own up.

>>36413283
Are you better now?

>>36413283
how deranged are you?

>Got This Morning on
>Two Instagram whores on there complaining because one of them was called out for being fat
>They've set up the campaign "anybody" to say that it's ok for woman to be any size
>Know that they will be the first ones to call out and ridicule a bloke for being overweight

Made me more angry than it should.

>>36413286
Sorry that was my bad m8. I've got a good feeling about India though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7sr5y-Ec14

just want to share the song im listening to with you all lads

>>36413323

I'm listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYT6rbxNn30

>>36413306
Why do you care what they do and why did you install instagram

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>>36413300
>>36413298
I'm fucking /x/ tier crazy, not flat earth crazy though

>>36413283
Have you tried getting better and working for massa?

>>36413343
They shouldn't make you go back to work it will only make you worse

>>36413306
what's their instagram i want to wank to some fat slags

>>36413306
Your fault for watching This Morning tbqh. Fat people don't bother me but fat people who deny that it's damaging to your health are shit. Like how almost every smoker knows it's damaging just doesn't care. Thats how fat people should be.

>>36413328
bit of a lewd song lad

>>36413330
Never said I set it up mate, they were just on the program and said they were instagram models or something.

Just gets my goat how their cause is pretty hypocritical. They called their cause "anybody" yet it's for woman only.

AYOOOO 4/20 IS HEEERE, WHO /WAKENBAKE/ HERE?? LORD KNOWS MY STONER BROTHERS ARE HERE SOMEWHERE

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>>36413219
Says the "all the dirty poor people are racists harassing the likkle minorities" limousine liberal.

The reason the working class vote against immigration is because they actually have to live shoulder to shoulder with them, and they depress wages in working class jobs. Maybe you little lefties should stop expecting other people to pay for your morality.

Funny how you make no distinction between race, despite middle easterners all bringing their religion here which condones stoning women, throwing gays of buildings, chopping off hands of thieves and attempting to integrate it into our secular society. Yet you make distinctions based on wealth, but only so that you can look down your nose at the people who are living with YOUR mistakes, rather than understanding why the people who live with Achmed on their estate don't like it.

Probably because of all the violence and rape. Then again it's probably just because they are Nazis.

Good thing your vote is worth the same as mine otherwise you might have to actually address the issues someday.

>>36413306
Consider that height never comes up in body positivity campaigns.
9 times out of 10, fatness is the result of personal choices. Same for thinness.

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>>36413358
I literally can't "get better" and I don't know who massa are

>>36413306
it's women's nature lad, nothing it's ultimately futile to work yourself up about it

you see them contradict themselves in multiple issuses.

e.g. sex doesnt matter at all, proceeds to call people virgins as a insult

there are many more

>>36413379
Due to the way our society is (theoretically) structured, it is supposedly perfectly possible for any person to rise to any level of wealth they choose.
So, poor people choose to be poor. Therefore it is fine to criticise them and look down on them.
That's how liberals justify it, deep down.

>>36413376
Didn't realise tbqh. Probably cause the yanks aren't up to spout their shit weedmemes.

Had a weird dream last night lads. Dreamt I got cancer and when I went into surgery I didn't wake up from the anesthesia. I woke up 50 years later and found out a cryogenics company came to my parents and they donated my body to science to study the effects of cryostasis or some shit. I saw everything the universe had to offer during my unconsciousness/death, even saw the face of god. Reminded me a lot of Stephen Kings The Jaunt desu

>>36413444
liberals also say socitey holds down miniorities keeping them poor, how can they hold both views?

>>36413405
It's just what the slaves called master.
This government doesn't give a shit how ill you are. If you can move then you can crawl around the fields, picking fruit, or drag yourself through the mines collecting fallen scraps of ore.

>go to shop with a friend
>after we leave he tells me the girl at the counter fancies me
>says it was obvious from the way she was apparently staring at me
>plan to go back today
>go to her counter and buy something
>conversation will go something like "do you have a rewards card?"
>"not with me, no"
>"thats fine, do you know the number you registered it with?"
>hand her my phone number, "yeah its right here, give it a call some time"

r8 my plan, lads

>>36413444
I don't even think they see it that way, they just inherently see worth in importing non-whites because of either guilt or hatred. They know theres a hierarchy, they know someone has to the plumbing and at least some of them acknowledge that IQ exists.

Someone with a sub -100 IQ is always going to be working class, Should those people just be euthanised?

Liberals are fully aware of what they are doing and they do it out of emotion instead of rationality.

what're the chances weed becomes legal for schizophrenics this year?

>>36413476
wrong go
>"Thats a nice way of getting my number hahahah"

>>36413476
dont they ask for the address registared not the number?

>>36413476
Is that what happened or what you hope will happen because you can rely on people to say specific things

>>36413492
isnt weed with schizophrenics one of the actual real dangers of it?

>>36413462
They would argue that's the white man's fault. Whites have no excuse to be poor, unless they're dumb racist dumbies who brought it on themselves.
There's a difference between poor whites and poor minorities. For some reason.

>>36413514
not medicinal produced with little to no THC, weed contains a strong natural anti psychotic

>>36413492
>what are the chances that a drug that induces paranoia and schizophrenic episodes become legal for schizophrenics

What the actual fuck are you asking here? My brother is a paranoid schizophrenic who used to be a heavy weed user and it contributed.

>>36413512
>>36413510
what i hope to happen, ive been to the shop a lot and they always ask that same thing

>>36413509
ill think about it lad, but what would i say after that

>>36413476
Don't make dumb plans like this. The things out of your control won't go to plan and yet you'll still follow your script and end up looking like a complete sperg.

>>36413532
oh the stuff thats high in CBD? pretty sure you can already get extremely high CBD oils and things like that already

>>36413525
Shit I forgot it's okay to be openly racists to white people.

I concede to you

Going to the bank today to open an account. What am I in for lads. My interviewer is a paki

>>36413537
you'd laugh gauge her response and if she seems into it say "be sure to give it a ring" then you leave and wait to see if she calls you

Actually a bit chilly today innit?

>>36413541
what and then I'd just vape the oils? thanks for the heads up btw I'll look into it

>>36413476
That won't work, lad. They never follow your script. They'll say something else, it'll leave you stumped and it'll take another day for you to figure out what the best reply would have been.

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>>36413476
pls for the love of god lad

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i really want my face sat on lads. i'm thinking of getting a prozzie just to do that

>>36413492
Not if Mummy May makes a return so basically no.

>>36413525
I mean don't like liberalism but I feel like you might be strawmanning a bit here. I've never met anyone that retarded even though I'm a lefty.

>>36413568
my mum has this small bottle of cbd cannabis stuff that she says she puts under her tongue for a bit so it gets absorbed and it helps with her general anxiety

1-3 - Go to subway
4-6 - Go to chippy
7-0 - Save money

>>36413557
having a panic attack just thinking about it now, think ill hold off and not possibly get banned from the shop

>>36413596
Get a greasy kebab, m8.

>>36413608
honestly take a step outside your comfort zone, do it anon - nothings ever going to change unless you make the change

>>36413590
Completely baffles me when people smoke weed to reduce anxiety. It made me an absolute mess so when i hear it i think they're taking the piss to get muh legalisation.

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>Black guy is literally called Tyrone
>Blonde hair blue eyed white girl gf

Marvel is literally B L A C K E D

>>36413629
I've heard it depends on the person but I don't know. I think it should be legal but the people pushing it as some kinda miracle cure are stupid.

>>36413582
Maybe I did get a bit carried away, there. The other lad was probably right that their decisions are just run on emotion and there's no actual thought, retarded or not, behind it.

>>36413629
It calms down normals. But if you've got something wrong with you then it'll just exacerbate it.

>>36413629
it affects every one differently, and weed or weed products with extremely high cbd content with pretty much thc wont be getting you high, mixtures involving decent levels of both will mellow you out without the strong effects of what a lot of high thc strains will do which can be very easy to cause the levels of stress and panic some people can experience, the hippies of the 60s were smoking weed that was even in levels of both those things and so thats where all the peace and love crap came from, even though as with time people began understanding how to increase the potency and producing strains with higher and higher thc content which can give stronger effects, but the medicinal value goes down a bit due to lesser cbd levels

>>36413658
All politics are based on feels whether you like it or not. It's much easier to get someone fired up and caring with feels because it doesn't require as much research or cold hard numbers that turn people not prepared to put work in to learn. Feels will forever prevail over reals.

>>36413671
>But if you've got something wrong with you then it'll just exacerbate it.

Not that lad but if this true why is it being legalised for medicinal reasons in the states

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Zaoshang yinggan, zuijin happy ma

>>36413656
>>36413671
Dont get me wrong ive got no problem with legalisation. Alcohol is legal and people with alcoholism are free to fuck their lives up but those same people arent claiming its medicine haha. The snake oil potheads really activate my almonds thats all.

>>36413693
That's almost always for physical therapy. Dealing with pain and such.

>no desire for a wife
>no desire for children
>dont want a big house or lots of money
>just want to be able to sit in a nice studio flat and play videogames

Am I defective

>>36413733
Yeah that's basically what I think. I'd legalise it if there was literally no positive effects cause I don't see why the government should stop people doing what they want. The issue with that is that it's not tasty for the media or a lot of people. "Man with alziemers smokes fat spliff, look what happens next!?!?!" gets more clicks than "Man gets high, enjoys himself but might experience minor side effects years down the line".

>>36413756
Sounds like the ideal comfy life, to me, lad. I'll live there with you, to keep costs down. We'll get a hooker every few days and double-team her, to keep costs down.

>>36413756
Basically how I feel. It's probably quite common here but out in the world people will probably shit on you for it.

>>36405546
You're so beyond retarded if you think that's what he's saying.

Are shit tests real or a meme?

>>36405575
Not schway.

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Gonna be playing this today.

Don't know too much about it but ive owned the remaster for ages and always meant to play it.

>>36413832
They're real but women don't realise they're doing them

Just sneezed and now I have a sharp shooting pain in my gooch. This is the end of it for me lads

>run a chain of 4 restaraunts with my dad
>gross income per restaraunt is 15k per week
>growing fast as fuck
>my dads going to be retiring at the end of this year
>its all gonna be left in my hands

im shitting my self t b h

>>36413870
its good. its a point and click game though so prepare to use a walkthrough

>>36413925
Fuck it lad, if worst case scenario and you cant handle it surely you can just sell it on and cash out

>>36413925
giz a job then lad please

>>36413894
How should one react to being "tested" just ignore it? Or make them aware of what they are doing?

>>36413980
do your own shit test

>>36413925
Hire someone to manage it for you. That's the retarded beauty of capitalism.

>>36413479
>sub -100 IQ is always going to be working class, Should those people just be euthanised?

Yes.

>>36413379
>Funny how you make no distinction between race, despite middle easterners all bringing their religion here which condones stoning women, throwing gays of buildings, chopping off hands of thieves and attempting to integrate it into our secular society.

You're brainwashed. Nice strawman as well.
Christianity still practices this across most of the world. It's a sociological issue, not a religious one.

>"They depress wages in working class jobs."
No. This happens because the average education level has risen drastically. "Trade" skills are obtained as hobbies for most people now. It's not hard, or skilled work anymore.

You're ignoring simple sociology because you've been brainwashed that you're entitled to things.

Stop trying to drag the rest of society down to your level because you can't pull yourself up. Which given the layout of our social system completely possible but you have to work for it.


I don't side with the right, or the left, I side with actual evidence.

Regardless, immigration adds more to the economy than it removes as it always has, and will. Unlike lower-class "native" Brits.

>>36413546
You don't have a bank account? How old are you?

This was apparently not original. Muted for 30 seconds.

>>36413479

>Someone with a sub -100 IQ is always going to be working class,

Both Britney spears and David Beckham have 90 IQs

>>36414036
I have one lad but opening a new one

>>36414014
No, immigration pushes down wages due to supply and demand. There are loads of people who are desperate for jobs. So employers can, and will, take advantage.
The only thing protecting us is the minimum wage enforced by government.

>>36414037
Natural talent and/or lucky breaks do not count. That's a rare separate issue.

>immigration doesn't depress wages

>Dad used to make 37k in today's money in 1990 as a tool setter
>Made 16k last year because poles work for that.

forth day in a row i've had alcohol with/for breakfast
im scum arnt i?

>>36414085
No worries lad, there was a point where I went 2 weeks straight of going to work drunk. Nobody suspected their tesco weekly shop was being served by some depressed drunkard

>>36414064
You're aware of reality TV stars?

>make a bait thread on /pol/
>50 replies and counting

easiest (you)s ive ever gotten

>>36414076
white immigration is completely fine, fucking kill yourself

>got high
>wanked

I wish every day could be like this lads. Really miss my NEET days

>>36414124
Yeah, and I would file that under lucky breaks.

>>36414136
>Wage depression is fine

>>36414122
i wish i could do that with my job but im a reach truck driver and im dangerous enough sober.
do you still drink a lot or have you kicked the habbit

>>36414122
No surprise. No-one looks at the guy on checkout. He's irrelevant. He doesn't exist. He's being replaced by machines.

>>36414014
Christianity has had its renaissance and its completely secular from modern politics. You know this, i know this. Islam is just as political as it is religious. Thats why sharia courts are already springing up, creating a subset of laws within our laws.

And yes, it does add more at the expense of the least well off, thats why i said stop expecting other people to pay for your morality, The working class don't care if your Iphone is 0.05% at the cost of complete decimation of their neighborhoods.

and if you are for sub -100 IQ people being euthanized, why do you love pakis so much when the average IQ for them is 80.

Yes, 80. Two standard deviations below the average brit.

You have no points and no life experience. You're just a snob. Wouldn't surprise me if you weren't even well off and just lived with mummy. See i can take personal digs and try to delegitimize my opponent too instead of addressing points.

I'd replace every working class brit with a middle class indian if I could.

>>36414146
I still drink but not before work anymore, I got a new job which I no longer want to kill myself every night before my shift

>>36414126
this is so you, youcould have the dumbest most obvious bait and they'ed still bite

>>36414085

I get the bus to work so that I can drink.

>>36414139
Your rule has alot of caveats

>>36414048
So you blame immigration?

Lets take a critical view of all the factors fault first.

1. Yours for following a career in which you can be so easily replaced.

2. Your employers for looking for maximizing profits.

3. Yours again, for then being mad unemployed, and instead of pushing to educate yourself more and specialize in higher skilled work, just wait for an opening in a field you're comfortable with.

4. Competition for work.

5. Lack of funding in small businesses, Caused by larger businesses driving out competition.

Etc.

tl;dr
Blaming immigration is a meme for lazy poor people.

>>36414189
It's not the immigrants fault, they're merely taking advantage of a situation as anyone would.

But they're causing the issue.

>>36414177
we've never met but i suddenly feel a deep connection with you, what do you do for a living btw
>>36414171
> I no longer want to kill myself every night before my shift
it's getting that way for me tinking about quitting but i duno yet

Why are atheists so afraid of islam?
They openly mock christianity and actively look of chances to do so, to feel like supreme gentlemen

>>36414218
Christians wont cut off your head

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>>36414218

It's very strange, I saw a British person who said they were an atheist arguing that churches struggling to stay open due to funding should be converted into mosques on reddit.

Not public buildings, libraries, art galleries... mosques.

I don't get why atheists love Islam so much.

>>36414179
Not really. There's a lot of people around, m8. A lot of people. If you've got 2 million low IQ working class people but then 10 of them become reality TV stars and make millions, that would not prove that all of them can do the same thing. Those 10 reality stars would be a tiny anomaly.

>>36414206

Office admin for Parkdean. People whining about renting out their caravans. I couldn't do the job sober desu.

>>36414218
Because Christianity is weak and secular whereas we still get honor killings on british soil? Office shootings for insulting allah? Trucks of peace running down civvies? Acid attacks on western women? Because Islam is the fastest spreading religion on earth and the average muslim family has a minimum of 3 kids compared to 1 for average british family?

Why are you shitposting?

My ball sweat is more pungent than ever. I don't know what's changed, maybe it's just age.