How do robots poo?

>>36516566
Sounds like a great way to shit on your legs but I'll give it a shot next time I'm constipated.

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>>36516566
How the fuck do you manage to shit on your dick?

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>>36516566
I shit like pic related.

>>36516860
>feels white men will never know

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>>36516971
This turns me on a lot for some reason

>>36516996
this anon gets it

origigig

>>36516566
Squating like a Pajeet is honestly the way to go. The shit comes out so easily. I do it so I don't have to waste time.

I stand proudly, heavenward chin and breast forth dominion - my legs widely apart and feet firmly gripping marbled floor of the throne room.
Beneath my classically geometric eminence, two nude slaves draw out the royal waste with their hands.
If in their ministrations their care lapses enough such that their skin contacts my skin, their hands clasp evermore in union with those already girding the noble cathedra.
At the termination of the most royal movement, the imperial lapphund is summoned to tongue clean the soiled nether wound.
And the minstrels twang jovially on.

>>36516566
I've been doing natural squatting for as long as I can remember, I remember my jerk chad older brother accidentally walked in on me while squatting and made a comment like "now children this is how you sit when taking a shit" or something like that.

>>36516971
The superior, and really, only non meme way of sitting on a toilet.

>>36516996
no, how does that work? does your flaccid dick bend towards your asshole? do you have a boner while shitting?

>>36517074
Animals poo in the same way so they can avoid being spotted by potential predators.

No one is safe in the designated sitting street...

>>36517074
this. original roblox blox