> "Anon I'm leaving for work, do you need anythi...

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>mom found the cum condensation station

>>36516019
What the fuck does that mean?
Shfjejsnwjaj

It's now what she saw but what she smelled..

>>36516059
I would assume some kind of a device that condenses semen.

>>36516081
I didn't ask you, you fucking autistic failure.

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>>36516099
please go to /b/ if u're gonna be rude to ur fellow anons

>>36515993
An empty room because I'm sleeping in the fort I built downstairs.

>>36516117
I'm sorry, he just pissed me off with his snarky comment.

>>36516081
I'm sorry anon.

>>36516019
>mom found semen goblin
How fucked am I lads?

>mom interrupted the insect insemination

>>36515993
Joke's on you, I lock my door

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>>36516099
You leave him alone mr bully boy.

>>36516177
>tfw mom had dad take my door off its hinges when she found my semen jar in my bottom drawer months ago

I only just started eating dinner with them again. Fuck my life

>>36516258
>not just swallowing your loads

>>36516273
Chris chan please go away

My body hanging from my ceiling fan.

Possibly rotating slowly if the motor is strong enough.

>>36516059
>being this much of a newfriendo

>>36517139
>being this much of a newfag that you can't sense the irony.

Go get your balls chopped off by a crazy Chinese dildo manufacturer.

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>>36517212
I-I was only joking guys I swear

sorry mommy you've seen to much
i can't protect you anymore
draws katana
*teleports behind her*
.....nothing personnel

>>36516019
Kek'd Here's your (You)

>>36517219
hahahaha

ahahahaha
hah
ahahaha
poor frog ;-(

shit everywhere

>>36516154
sounds coomfy

>>36517219
bad pepe but I saved it

Me with a 8 inch makeshift dildo lodged all the way in my ass