I have a dentist appointment and only girls work there. What

hit on every single one of them

pretend you're gay

Pretend you're high on laugh gas and feel them up

>>36516090
>What should I realistically do?

Get a qualified dentist

>>36516288
The owner of the place is a gay guy so I would get sniffed out quick.

>>36516090
>pull down your pants
>get in chair upside down and backwards
>put paper bib around your waste to confuse staff and make them think you're sitting up right
>hope girl sticks her finger in your pooper before she realizes it's not your mouth
>???????????
>profit

>>36516593
That's easy. When he calls you on your bluff, call him on his and let him fuck you in the ass.

>>36516090
Not get a boner while they work on your teeth

>>36516635
It's actually really hard to get one when someone's working on your teeth. I know because they would sometimes rub their tits on my face when working.

>>36516090
gargle bleach to whiten your teeth

Write a small note that says "Will you go out with me?" and put it on your tongue.