Suicide

>>36567154
what things did you buy her?

>>36567169
Food primarily. I saw them as lunch dates. Evidently, she saw me as a walking meal ticket.

>>36567174
kek this is a good one. Just do it OP!

>I just want to die, you know? No preparation, no cringy suicide note, just death.

This is the only thing I can empathize with you.

>>36567197
Yeah, I know. It's beta as fuck. The only reason I kept doing it was the attention she gave me. She would sometimes kiss my neck and shit like that.

I guarantee you I would have been friendzoned had I asked her.

I dunno. I know I'm a fucking moron but being played like this just makes me distrustful of everyone who tries to get close to me.

>>36567234
>>36567174

OR you could stop feeding her and when she asks why you guys dont go out for lunch you just simply say "I was noticing you were getting a little heavy" The look on her face will be priceless and if she slaps you it'll still be worth it.

>>36567154
How did you fuck up a suicide its no that hard?

>>36567154
>stuff I bought her
>massive debt
Wat

>>36567277
First attempt involved painkillers. I woke up in the ER.

Second attempt was by starvation. Obviously, it didn't work, and I was young enough to believe human beings could starve themselves without self-preservation instincts kicking in.

>>36567285
The debt accrued gradually. It wasn't as bad a few weeks ago as it is now.

>>36567262
I'm not even talking to her anymore. I blocked her on Snapchat about twenty minutes ago. To be honest I don't even know where my phone is right now, nor do I care

>>36567305
>Second attempt was by starvation.

kek what?

>>36567154
>wahhhh wahhh girl doesn't like me

>>36567507
The autism is real lads

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>>36567305
>Second attempt was by starvation
fucking idiot

>>36567305
Why do people "attempt" suicide with anything that is not a gun?

>>36567320
>gradually
>a few weeks
>massive
WAT