Post whatever you want and I will give everyone a (you)

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hand over the (you)'s

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>>36637735
Please give me a (you). I'm feeling needy tonight.

>>36637735
>be me
>21/f/single
>ex boyfriend shows me 4chan over year agoo. complete newfag to it all (back then)
>start shitposting in /pol/ constantly.
>finds /r9k/
>fits in immediantly
>never reveals girl until after we split up (now 9 months ago)
>now my threads are always 100+ replies
>even if I get called roastie whore, I'm still a 7/10 that he missed out on
>tekks me never to post on here
>I post on here and get more replies than him without mentioning I'm a girl
>top kek
>he loses

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Die you fucking original Barneyfag

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I can't cope w/ death
I am the opposite of suicidal. I don't constantly think about killing myself, I constantly think about dying and not wanting that

Op hasn't even given any (you) yet, this is a fucking scam!!! You better give me a (you) for this post or I swear I'll DUE YOUR BLACK ASS

>>36637771
you're a cancer upon this board
(not op)

>>36637807
bahahahaha shut the fuck up faggot

>>36637749
>>36637768
>>36637771
>>36637787
>>36637795
>>36637805
>>36637807
>>36637830
Not OP, but I'm a me(me) big boi for all of you(You)!

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY [YOU]?

I FEEL GYPPED

>>36637830
suck my smelly NEET dick

>>36637771
(you) live life on easy mode.

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>csq mon (You) m'a manque

>>36637839
sorry sir,had to make more

Fuck you, (you) me

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alrighty friend

>>36637833
bless this man and his numbers

>>36637749
>>36637768
>>36637771
>>36637787
>>36637795
>>36637805
>>36637807
>>36637830
>>36637833
>>36637839
>>36637852
>>36637857
>>36637862
>>36637866
>>36637870
>>36637905
>>36637922
I'M SORRY GUYS I STARTED JERKING OFF HERE ARE YOUR LATE (YOU)'S PLEASE FORGIVE ME

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MITCH TRUBISKY

>>36637977
thanks man. hope you had a nice jerk

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>>36638019
Who the hell is that?
Here you go.

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>>36638030
It was delightful thanks. Pic related.

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>>36638034
a future Superbowl MVP

>>36637735
>tfw should be playing battlefront(2015) but still shitposting here

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>>36638091
I love that game desu.
>>36638064
normie

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>>36637833
thanks for my you kind sir

>>36638157
>that gif
Did my (you) arouse (you)?

bumping oregano seasoning

>>36638252
It was my (You). Literally wat? How the fuck do you impersonate someone over a (You) LMAO?

>>36637735
Shut up u stupid fagget nigger, phony fuck

>>36638252
Yes I want you to be my big boi....

:D

I love you op now gib (you)

>>36638157
I'm glad you enjoyed my (you) for (you) anon

>>36638594
What the fuck? Fucking impostor. That was my (you), why would you even lie about that, what do you get out of it?? I don't get it.

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>>36638411
>>36638632
>>36638685
>>36638693
i love you
>>36638694
>>36638775
As promised guys <3 Bon appetit.

WHERE'S MY (YOU)?
If you reply to this post you mother will die in her sleep tonight

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^ I can still give you a (you) without replying to that post. Ha, nice try anon. Pic related. Enjoy.

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>>36638594
Took a screenshot as proof. Weirdo.

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>>36638939
Nice html editing lmao. I posted from a phone, though, which conclusively proves that it's me, since you can't do that [html editing, that is] from a phone. Nice memeing, though, lol

>>36639097
>implying you cant take a screen shot, send it to your computer, and html edit there

I don't even know how to do that. I obviously took a screenshot and cropped it to point to where my (you) was.

>>36639097
Wait why are you even arguing about a (you)?? It's just a (you) and you decide to make false accusations. Nice try.

>>36639191
You can't html edit a screenshot lol. It's a thing wherein you actually edit the display of the website itself (but only on your computer)

>>36639212
Because I'm not lying lmao. To anyone claiming I am: post the source of me(me) big boi for you(You) - but you can't, because it's an in-joke within a small group lol

>>36639347
You're lucky this is an anonymous board and I cannot charge you with identity theft. It's not that serious but ho-kay, whatever you say. Just know that doing this irl can get you in some serious legal troubles. And it is entirely possible to HTML edit a screenshot:
>take screenshot
>send to email
>login to email on computer
>save on computer
>edit

And this is most likely what you did, kek, I wish I had this much time on my hands.

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I need a you so hard, nobody answers to my posts on other boards

if you (you) this you're literally gay

>>36638064
Are you high Burrs fan? I know you guys blew it just as hard as the Browns, but really, future Superb Owl MVP. That's hilarious.

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>>36639483
>>36639483
>>36639483
>>36639483
Here, have a bunch of em'
>>36639494
I literally am lmao
>>36639506
-Yours truly

[yous] give me a raging hard on

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>>36639483
>>36639483
>>36639483
>>36639483
>>36639483
And moar 4u
You have been muted because your comment was too low in content.

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>>36639560
W-why anon...? Sounds like you've got a story to tell.

>>36639603
Attention turns me on haha I want a cutie to attend to my cock

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>>36639653
Oh my...l-like this?

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>>36637735
Can I get a meme with my (You), OP? That would be pretty nice.

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>>36639707
One of my favorites desu. Pepedog.

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>>36639770
Thanks, OP. I liked your meme. No need to reply to this one, just wanted to know you improved my day by some very small margin. Keep up the good work.

>>36639791
At least he died hydrated.

>>36639821
My pleasure anon. I hope it keeps improving.

I had to reply. I made a promise.

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i wish i was sucking on (you)

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>>36639874
>>36639874
>>36639874
>>36639874
Suck on these.

>>36639469
Thanks for totally ignoring the entire point about the post itself. If you can't comment to the source of the post material, obviously you're not the one who posted it.

Also, that's not what html editing is. You may think you've "gotten" me by causing me to respond to you, but that's really not the case.

>>36640309
I already provided you with evidence of that post being mine so why should I take another screenshot just so you can come up with more lies about HTML editing. Why even lie?

>>36637735
never got my (You)

>>36640477
No you didn't, but AGAIN, that's not what I'm asking. Please source the content in the original post, or you're full of shit lol. Obviously you are, though, because I know I posted it, and I know its source community lol.

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>>36640525
>taking a lie this far over a (you)
I think the real question is can YOU source the content? You haven't posted it because you did not make the post. I'm too lazy to post it but obviously if it was you, you would post it by now and not nag at me to do it.

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>>36640505
Greedy. I gave everyone a (you), but have some more my good friend.

>>36640626
First of all, is that projection ironic?

Yes, I can, and I will, but once I do, you'll obviously lose the ability to do so yourself. So, in my next post, I'll do it, meaning that your next post is your last chance to prove yourself "correct".

>>36640791
Kek, here comes the HTML editing. Why are you taking this so far? It's not that serious and we have been going back and forth for a good hour but I have nothing else to do so here I am. Are you legit autistic?

>>36637735
Girl that stood me up said her phone ran out of battery and couldn't call me to confirm our date. She later offered her Facebook so we could talk. Told her I don't have one. I already know she's not interested but I'm not gonna be your orbiter.

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>>36640791
Ho boy get a load of this one.

>im trolling
>but im gonna give you a chance to prove the obvious
>im gonna edit my proof because i have time and i care about a (you)
>and if you dont do it
>you lied
>even though i actually did

What the fuck? Lol. Go ahead and show off your editing skills. I have nothing to prove to a troll but man you took this too far. If it was really you, you obviously would have provided this "evidence" ages ago.

>>36640854
>>36640927
Nice samefag
>Inb4 you html edit it to try to "prove" that you're not

I'm not trolling at all. Anyway, I'll post it. The original (You) was in response to a post with "me(me) big boi for you(You)" which comes from Systemspace. So there. Congratulations for making me waste my time. You've faked being the author of a post on an anonymous imageboard. I'm genuinely impressed that you care so much.

fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwa fuwa-fuwari

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>>36640896
You did good my man. Roasties need to be put in their fucking place. You earned this (you).

Fear the wrath of my attention seeking qualities and obvious social deficiency

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>>36640967
>implying
I just wanted to point out how ridiculous this situation was. Oh no, I made two replies, how horrifying. Here's your fucking evidence because I'm not lying. Despite it being a small group, multiple people already know where it was sourced from, so what's your point? I already made it clear I was the original poster when I posted my screenshot. Then you posted one with HTML editing claiming that it was yours. Are you seriously that bored today? Get a life dude. I'm getting off soon, so you'll have to find someone else to troll. Good luck.

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>>36641096
Sounds sexual desu

is ther ea place where robots can actulaly have a conversation

(YOU)s PLEASE

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>>36641195
I guess discord. But most robots do not want conversation so you'll most likely find cyborgs. Robots tend to lurk more than anything.

>>36641235
OOOOOOOOOOOH my (You)

thanks anon <3

>>36641178
Lmao yeah, that's why you posted it before I did, when I gave you the chance to do so, right? Whatever, enjoy "trolling" by acting like a retarded child.

>>36641241
You're welcome roastie.

>>36641255
If it was really you, you would have done it when you had the chance lmao. Instead you immaturely posted "that was muh (you) LMAO." How retarded are you? You're a shitty troll. It's been a fucking hour and you're still on about a god damn (you) as if your life depended on it. Your severe case of autism is confirmed.

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>>36641305
I genuinely don't understand what kind of enjoyment you could possibly be getting out of this. Honestly.

>>36641360
...you already posted that. After I did. It still does not make your point besides the fact that you're trying too hard.

>>36641360
And your phone needs some charge. You've been trolling so much the poor thing is almost at 50%.

>>36641415
It's a different image, with two (You)s, which you'd know if you actually bothered to look at the images, even further proving that you're just a REALLY shitty troll, making me question why I actually care as much as I do.

>>36641430
It was at 18%, but has now charged up to 60% you literal retard.

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>>36637735
This post is worthy of a (You).

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>>36637735
amtoo late?

>>36637735
what the hell is a (you)?

>>36641488
You're a fucking idiot clearly just trying to get as many (you)'s as possible. That's why you made this shit into such a big deal for no reason. I gave you that (you) because you starting saying you were the original poster when you weren't. And the other (you), the first one, I already showed you was mine. What the fuck man. And your phone is still not fully charged. Sorry for not caring enough about your fucking battery that I just noticed it? I literally don't care about what you have to say anymore. We both know what you're doing and it's getting kinda old desu.

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>>36641529
It's never too late for a (you).
>>36641524
I've seen better but here (you) go.
>>36641539
Congratulations. (you) just received your first (you).

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>>36641591
I am the person who posted >>36637833. Look, here's another piece of evidence. Sure, you can produce one as well, but it'll take you longer because you have to go in and edit it.

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>>36641591
>>36641626
Jfc, it even shows it here!

>>36641641
>>36641626
>Sure, you can produce one as well, but it'll take you longer because you have to go in and edit it.
>took him a long time to reply
Kek, try harder faggot. You're not very good at this. Okay, look, if you -really- want to troll me, can you at least change the subject? You're boring me and you can use the practice. I already proved my point ages ago. I don't understand what you cannot understand about that and why you continue to try to make this into a big deal.

>>36638157
>>36638685
I'll be your big boi, but I want you to know that that poster (>>36638252 >>36638694 >>36638939, and many others) is not me (>>36637833
>>36638594, and others).

I honestly understand that it shouldn't even register with me at all, but it does. It's just a bit disconcerting, really, to know that someone would care enough to try to do that.

>>36641698
I genuinely think you might have mental issues. Please seek help if this is the kind of validation which you desire.

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>>36641742
>he's pulling the psychological card
>says i have issues
>yet he creates a ridiculous lie and blabs on about it for an hour +
Yeah, sure. What do you honestly get out of this anon? I'm genuinely curious.

>>36641727
Here we go again. Lmao.

>>36641784
>>36641792
Again, samefag. Just know, everything you're posting about me applies to yourself, since you're the one who is ACTUALLY lying about making a post for... Reasons? Fucking hell, I really wish I could get a mod in here to show the IPs and publicly shame you for being such a fucking sperg. You know what? I will. Mod(s), please don't get mad at me for bringing this post to your attention, if you need to temp-ban me, I understand - and frankly, it's worth it, but I would hugely appreciate it if you would publicly shame this retard.

https://youtu.be/prq4_0T-I8g

check out my music

>>36641844
Good luck with that, lol. The fact that you're getting so angry and butthurt about this shows that you are in fact lying. Anon, you have issues. Literally seek help dude. I'm not even trying to be mean or anything but making this into a big deal really shows a lot about your personality and could actually reflect underlying issues you are unaware of. Unless you want to admit to trolling, which I doubt, but psychological issues should be tackled early on before they get worse. JUST saying. I would be grateful actually, if they did come and prove how ridiculous you made yourself look.

>>36641936
Well, if the mods are actually kind enough to grant me this small favor, I hopefully won't have to bother responding anymore.

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>>36642016
Kek, be careful what you wish for little troll. You have wasted so much of my time already I'm going to stop replying anyways. You're boring. It's like arguing with a child. You KNOW you're wrong yet you stay with your same, ridiculous story. You do realize trolling is supposed to be funny, right?

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bumping to give more fellow bots the (you)s they deserve to get after all these years

>>36637735
I got my dick sucked for tbe first time at 25, I went on Grindr and met a guy in the woods by my house I'm NEET so had to go in woods, he pulled up sucked me off it was very strange I came in his mouth and he wanted me to suck him off I tried and gagged couldnt do it was yuck went home , he did give me a tripple crunch wrap though

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>>36642108
>Implying tramadol could 'fry someone's brain'
>Implying tramadol is a 'hard drug'
LMAO

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>>36642108
>>36641879
(you)'s 4 yall
>>36642140
This is the best story I have ever read.10/10. You deserve the shit out of this (you).

R.I.P Aaliyah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5AAcgtMjUI

>>36642186
She was such a qt.

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>>36642073
I hope you had fun with this. I really do. Because the alternative is just too sad.

hello I am lonely and I live by myself with two cats and I'm a cat lady at 25 please help

>>36642263
Why...? Just why? You have an easy-way ticket in society and you decide to ruin it by raising felines at 25? Explain yourself woman.

I'm sitting in MALL now for more than two hours. I didn't buy anythink except for food and some drink. I don't fucking know why I'm torturring myself like this

>>36642198
Anon, you have issues holding grudges. Just let it go man. I forgive you for what you did, but now you need to forgive yourself by not embarrassing yourself so much. Where is your self respect?

>>36642177
looks to me like hes feeding her tramadol to subdue the pain AFTER her brain was fried with "hard drugs" ie enough butaindiol to cause brain damage and krok or some shit

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Will someone please make me feel whole?

>>36643123
>>36643043
>>36642408
>>36642345
i hope this makes your day

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some (you)s please, i crave attention

>>36643429
here ya go qt