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>tfw just yelled at my lesbian best friend on the phone at

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>tfw just yelled at my lesbian best friend on the phone at the top of my lungs about how nobody will ever love me and it evolves into "I JUST WANNA TOUCH A DICK, VERONICA!!!! I JUST WANNA TOUCH IT!!!!!! (crying) I WANT TO TOUCH A DIIIIHIIIHIIIHIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!"

>"can't relate"

>keep on yelling about dicks

>she hangs up
What is my fucking problem?
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>>36736881
I feel you I do a lot of dumb shit and I have a lot of things wrong with me and can never express my feelings well
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>>36736907

I seriously don't know how it happened. I just blurted it out and I couldn't shut up.
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>>36736980
I do that a lot at anon

i have fucking issues. I can never control what I say I just blurt shit out randomly and say the most autistic stupid shit and am always shouting about something retarded, I even reeee in public
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>>36737022

>I even reeee in public


Seriously?
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>>36737050
Yes but mostly as a joke because I think it's funny. Like I said I can't fucking control myself

It's a terrible affliction
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>>36736881
Nice Ron, anon.
What do you think about this one?
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>>36736881
>having friends
You apparently don't have enough problems to be here.
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>>36737050
I saw him recorded in a webm I think.
>boy with tube in mouth
>incoherently calling family members normies and softly reeeing
Probably on wsg right now somewhere.
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>>36737108

Well that makes me feel somewhat better. But still this shit sucks. Not just for me but for you too. And for the people who have to deal with our shit.
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>>36737196

I have literally one best friend that I constantly and desperately cling to.
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>>36736881
Are you a boy or roastie?
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>>36737230
Honestly I feel really bad for everyone who knows me. I do dumb shit because I find it funny an hour later I'm like... damn why am I so shitty? I'm sure your friend didn't mind too much though, just apologize and get on with it

We should be friends anon
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>>36736881
>I JUST WANNA TOUCH A DICK
BRISBANE
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>>36737158

Devious Ron. I like it.
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>>36737224
>>36737050
found it*
>>>/wsg/1661520
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>>36737224
That ain't me loel
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>>36737264

The second one.


>>36737268


Nope. Sorry.
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>>36737267

Yeah. She probably doesn't mind. I do stupid shit like this pretty often.
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>>36737331
>Nope. Sorry.
reee
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>>36737387

I'm on the other side of the planet. What do you want me to do about it?
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relatable content for YOOOOUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPfx_jFZQuI
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>>36737459

Damn, I want a bagel sandwich now.
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>>36737372
Yeah, we're lucky. I have a best friend who's straight and I'm bisexual, he used to let me flirt with him all the time till he got a gf and is really understanding about robot culture. I've told him all about r9k and always >bee myself around him and he's still nice despite him being kind of a chad
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>>36737420
>What do you want me to do about it?
move
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>>36737331
NY? original post
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>>36737459
>video being filmed by a woman

I bet he made sure that became apparently just in case anyone actually did doubt he could get pussy
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>>36737504

>I've told him all about r9k and always >bee myself around him and he's still nice despite him being kind of a chad


Fuck! I wish I could do that. My best friends kind of a normie who lost it all since some of her dumbass fuckin Stacy friends got mad at her for some unknown reason then told everyone she tried to fuck one of them in a bathroom stall before they "ran out and escaped". Like she's a fucking rapist or some shit.


But now we just have each other. And that's cool and all. She still has a pretty normie mindset though. And she still talks to some normies from time to time. I'm sure if I told her about 4chan she'd be all reddit about it and try to tell everyone about "LE EPIC MAYMAYS XD". But she's a pretty good friend.
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>>36737561

Nope.
>>36737557


I'm poor as shit.
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>>36737671
Yeah, my friend's got a normie mindset too and all his friends are numales or SJW ish girls. Oh well, I still love him. You seem to have a close relationship with your friend though which seems nice, my problem is that I don't have any really close close people. I never had that one "best friend" you know?

Hey do you have a Skype? Maybe two loudmouth people like us could be friends? I'm pretty bored tonight anyway
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>>36737770

I don't have shit. Sorry.
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>>36736881
you love bad bitches, that's your fuckin problem
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>>36737801
Aww well that sucks anon

Nice talking to you duder, cya around
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>>36737714
Will travel to you.
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>>36737820

No. I love dicks, anon. And I wish to touch one... someday... hopefully...
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>>36737832

Bye, anon.


original comment
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>>36737836

Straya anon?
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>>36737920
Murica. Will travel within borders for sex.
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