Condom fell off while fucking a hooker

>fucking a hooker

>>36736642
How small is your dicklet that a condom just falls off.?

mom found the cum maggot copulation canteen

just glue it on next time

>>36737223
It's average, 7 in.

You are gunna be fine man, you won't gain a second of life by worrying about it.

>>36737646
>Average
>7 inches

Anon, you have a small dick

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>>36736642
that's happened to me a few times.

>mfw i don't say anything

>>36736642
The first time I had sex it was with a prostitute in Thailand and she took the condom off without me knowing.
>Be 22 khv at the time
>Go to a ping pong show in Pattaya on my first day in Thailand
>Get girl from there because she was so forward and a 4'11 qt with big tits
>Start fugging in brothel hotel
>Taking forever because I'm drunk and nervous
>She goes "shhhhhh" while on top of me and reaches back sticks my dick in her butt
>Feels amazing.jpeg
>Realize the condom is gone and last maybe 10 more pumps before I internally freak out because aids risk
>She then sucks me off to completion
>We lay in bed for a couple minutes and I say "you're really beautiful" in my drunken haze
>She starts kissing me and we make out for like 10 minutes
>Hang out with her the rest of the night and get food with her
>She chose McDonald's so I had nuggies
>Next day dick burns and I have the clap

>TFW I went from khv to having the clap and getting my first kiss from a hooker that I just did raw ass to mouth with/came in her mouth, within 30 minutes.

>>36738328
is this fiction

>having any sort of sexual interaction with another human being

GET THE FRICK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!

>>36738727
Nope. I even still have a note from the ping pong show that the show girl(not my hooker) wrote by shoving a sharpie in her pussy and squatting over the paper.

>>36738727
Its fiction because you normally can't barfine girls from ping pong shows. Trust me I've been to Thailand

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>>36738808
Here it is
Organo post

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>>36736642
>TFW hooker fell off when I was fucking a condom

>>36736642

don't buy the monster size if you don't have a magnum dong.

>>36738821
It was at rocket a go go off walking street.

>>36738892
Hot desu famallamadingdong

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>>36738328
Wait they have brothels in thailand?

How dangerous is thailand, how do the locals feel about foreigners fucking their women and do they offer transgirls and regular girls.

These are all important questions

>>36738864

Fuck this feels like bullshit but it almost sounds crazy enough to be true

She send you any other letters for proof

>>36736642
In my country you'd pay extra for that

>>36739414
I stayed in Thailand for about 9 months after that and Bangkok is a safe city. Thai guys use the hookers too and are happy to try to get white men dollars by driving taxis. They have a lot of ladyboys but they are upfront about being trans (not my thing so never fucked one)
>>36739450
I swear on my mother's grave it's true.

Easy solution - just stop wearing condoms.

>>36739531

Shit man i might as well give them a visit since i want to go to that moon festival shit i keep hearing about

Also forgot to ask but i wonder how they'd feel about me being a black guy, as in brown skin and not completely charcoal black

>>36739615
Thais hate niggers. Sorry bruv, if you do go the better looking girls will not boom boom with you.

that's not even possible
condoms are so freaking small and tight I can hardly get the things on if I'm fully erect I have to do it while I'm semi hard.

>>36739808

Damn, guess it doesn't matter ill probably fuck anyone since im paying already. What if I brought a white wingman?

Regardless of which are there any south asian countries that are ok with black guys and may also have brothels?

>>36739904
Most of the SEA countries hate nigs and it doesn't matter who is with you, even though pussy only cost 35 bucks in Thailand it's a seller's market as in the better looking girls get to basically choose who they are gonna fuck that night.

>>36739904
Also black skin is seen as ugly in SEA the whiter your skin the more attractive you are. Girls regularly bleach their skin.

>>36739969

Last question but would being American help at all?

>>36740172
Obviously, got to phillipines if you're up for a risk and you could get a legit gf, non whore, as long as you send her a bit of money and buy her schoolbooks and food

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>glove fell off while garroting a hooker

>>36738867
>tfw fucker fell off while i was cooking my mom

>>36736642
Not hooker but local slut
>first time
>making out
>feelsgood
>the sexy time is about to happen
>i pull my pants down
>pull her skirt up and her top off
>SHWOOSH
>pound town
>nut inside her without thinking about anything
>"OH SHIT ARE YOU ON THE PILL?
"No, anon."
>shove her out the car and tell her to nuke it
Got myself checked at the clap and with antibiotics its gone

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>hooker fell off

Whoops!

>>36739414
Can confirm as KHV Went to Bangkok found a bar girl took her home very cheap Thailand is based the heat just sucks

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>hooker couldn't get condom on
>couldn't stay hard
>didn't even cum

>>36738328
this sounds almost awesome