Orbiter General

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A-am I the only self-aware orbiter?

What did you originally buy her?

>>36814187
>tfw afraid to say in case she sees this thread

Nothing too expensive, just in the 20 dollar range.

>That time I paid $40 for Minecraft because the girl I liked wanted me to play it with her
>That time I traded her my second-ever shiny Pokemon even though she had no understanding of its rarity

>>36814318
I've also bought Steam games for about four different girls to date.

>>36813879
I fucking wish I had a girl to orbit. It's the ideal type of social interaction for me.

>tfw no cute girl to buy cute things for

>>36813879
You know why we hate you guys? Because for your hedonistic attitude and absence of self-respect you not only you ruin women for us, making them entitled cunts, but also you make us feel bad for cucking you.
I hate you, you're a traitor and a disgrace.

>>36814518
Keep an eye out for robot contact threads. Of course they tend to be deleted quickly so you have to be vigilant.

I just got my orbiter back. He knows I'm a cunt and would never date him, but he still likes me and he broke up with a qt who really liked him.

>>36814583
How is it hedonistic?

I only orbit virgin femanons. Once she invariably has sex I sort of detatch.

>>36814629
>he broke up with a qt who really liked him.

WHYYYY

>>36814670
It's hedonistic as it gives you pleasure to stand near a cute girl and "make her happy". You're fucking up your chemistry

>>36814725
She was clingy, wanted affection, didn't like her personality that much and he was emotionally distant because he likes me.

I'm still not interested in a relationship but I like him knowing that he's single and cares about me.

>>36814727
I don't see you point, sex is many times more hedonistic in that case. I fap to porn at least twice a day.

>>36813879
Everybody involved in this situation is usually a scumbag

>>36814763
I only orbit girls who present some kind of illusion that I have a chance with them.

>>36814782
Scumbag as in "Nice Guy" behaviour? I guess there's some truth there but it's more out of fear of rejection than manipulation. Niceness is all I have to offer, so I present that and hope it's enough.

>>36814827
I do think that I give off that vibe. We were really close before I ghosted him.

Stop orbiting girls.

>>36814899
>Ghosting

Cunt.

You should tell him you aren't interested in him romantically

>>36814899
>Stop orbiting girls.

I'm not comfortable showing interest in girls or being around them IRL so it's the closest possible facsimile to a relationship.

It gives me warm fuzzies talking to this current girl. Really looking forward to sending her birthday present and seeing her reaction :3

>>36814947
not her but why?
orbiters are fucking obnoxious pondscum
they make everyone uncomfortable, it's nobody's fault but your own that you're a loser with no self respect

>>36814899
Are you legitimately autistic

obviously not original

>>36813879
Im friends with a few girls but I don't know if its orbiting or not.

>>36814947
I really like him, more than a friend but I don't want to date. I like the attention he gives me and he likes me so he can continue to feel whatever it is he does. He likes me way too much. I'm terrible.
>>36815055
Are you ugly? Why can't you get help? These girls don't see you romantically. They don't desire you and will never date you.
My orbiter is too nice. Likes me too much. Thinks I'm an angel. It's ridiculous.

>>36815108
Do you want to date/fuck them but make no indication of these desires?

>>36815069
My options are to orbit or not interact with girls at all.

>>36815131
>My orbiter is too nice. Likes me too much. Thinks I'm an angel.

Women see this as a problem, wow. Where can I go to have girls kissing my ass?

>>36814159
If you were self aware you wouldn't orbit

>>36815184
I know I'm in the friendzone but I do it anyway. How am I not self-aware?

I used to orbit girls but I just realized no matter what I do I will never get any girl and I also realized the fact that being a qt girl will actually benefit you in many way because of your looks and male oribiters will bring any stuff to make you happy.

But it is sad it does not work same for robot males.So , if you think a girl will come and bump in your life to save you then forget that. Either kys or try to live alone and fix your shit up.

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>When she likes to point out our physical similarity and say we could be brother and sister

>She isn't into incest

>>36814770
I'll explain it to you.
Sex is hard to get. It's more about prove yourself worthy to people and to yourself, like you're a conqueror, than pure pleasure.
What you're doing is about easy satisfaction, at the price of your future happiness and the happiness of those who really care about you.
The fact that you fap to porn at least twice a day proves my point. You're fucked up chemically by your unluckiness in life.
Happened to me too.
Get rid of that shit, say to that whore to fuck off

>>36815133
I have a few females friends in my college class, but as I know deep down that I'm not attractive enough for them, I never indicate my desire.

I do not pay for anything or help with their coursework/revision and would no do so if they asked me.

Am I still an orbiter?

>>36815199
You're fucked up chemically, as I said here >>36815259

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I am very lonely. I want to orbit a girl just so I can be near one

>>36815270
No, you're not. You're not orbiting around them, you simply don't think they are so bad you don't want to do anything with them. I suggest you to care about yourself and when you feel worthy, like more handsome and confident, ask them to introduce you to a girl

I'm an ugly short man and I have female orbiters. I have no fucking clue what their spiel is.

I guess they think I'm their friend and I would never hit on them so we are cool but I secretly resent them for that very fact.

I don't give them much attention but they still keep at it.

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tfw no orbiter who buys me stuff

>>36815199
You are willingly being taken advatage of for your loneliness and getting nothing in return. You're buying into an illusion. The fact that you think you are friends-zoned proves that, your not even her friend.

>>36815327
Same how do I get one

>>36815327
I hope you get struck by lighting next day.

>>36815259
>the happiness of those who really care about you.

lolwut

At any rate I'm not going to start asking girls out if I stop orbiting. It's comforting to think about the girl I'm talking to whenever I see a young couple go by. As long as she isn't fucking anyone else, it doesn't bother me too much that we aren't together.

>>36815292
This is what it boils down to.

>>36815327
>>36815350
I can buy you stuff if you are a cute girl

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>>36815383
i'm a 7/10 girl (male)

>>36815342
I get some kind of fulfillment out of it.

>>36815361
She will fuck someone soon and you will feel like a cuck, maybe you will even like it. And then it's downhill from here
I was talking about your parents or your dog.
Who cares if you don't ask girls out? Think about yourself, buy a car, and drive it like Initial D, it's fun.
I don't know what your hobbies are, but you could get one

>>36815395
>(male)
Not interested

>>36815395
>(male)
will you marry me

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>>36815446
if you buy me cute clothes and other stuff

>>36815466
ass gas or grass,
no free meals.

Top kek. Now the roasties are searching for these pathetic male orbiters with no self respect to buy their stuff and soon these orbiters will be forgotten like a non entity.

>>36815423
I have been learning to drive, wouldn't call it fun though.

Hobbies are vidya and collecting/researching/discussing old music.

>>36813879
I can't get hurt if I don't love her.

>>36815504
>tfw no evil roastie to use me and then forget me

>>36815509
Do you like anime? Answer sincerely

>>36815534
>tfw no robot to use and then forget

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This thread is exactly what is wrong with this board. Stop fucking showering whores woth gifts and attention. They are using you you morons. It's not like idk what it's like, I used to be a beta orbiter myself in hs but eventually i realized being a wallet and emotional tampon was not only a big waste of time since women will never EVER like you for it but it's also just plain embarassing. Have some fucking dignity ffs. Stop giving "fembots" the time of day so that hopefully they fuck off our board.

>>36815563
>>tfw no robot to use and then forget
are you a real grill?

>>36815548
I don't, believe it or not.

>>36815592
Yes, but I don't think I'd have any use for you. I ghost a lot of robots when I get bored of them and then forget about them.

>>36815383
What's your idea of cute

>>36815595
>believe it or not.
well I dont believe you

I could only be friends with a neet. Are there any neet boys here?

>>36815629
>Yes, but I don't think I'd have any use for you.
if you get creative i bet you can come up with something, i can be pretty useful

>>36815571
>TFW male orbiters were not even a thing in this board.

>>36815654
What makes you useful? where are you from?

>>36815632
>What's your idea of cute
not black and not fat

what if an orbiter had an orbiter himself?
what do you call that?

>>36815595
I believe you. I'm not >>36815640
Watch Initial D.
If you don't like anime, you'll like this one

>>36815679
standard love triangle romance drama
pretty much the most common thing on earth

>>36815640
Seriously, I don't understand the appeal. The cheap animation, the way characters express themselves through visual shorthand, the cultural in-jokes.

>>36815645
>I could only be friends with a neet. Are there any neet boys here?
I am a NEET, I guess I could try being friends with someone.

>>36815702
nah, I think you are just ashamed of watching cutsey girly borderline pedo shows.

>>36815667
>What makes you useful?
i have money and i am just a generally capable young man, there isn't much i can't achieve if i wantt/have to

>>36813879
I used to orbit cringe bad. It was digusting. I hate thinking of it and the things I did. I'd give them everything I had and they just used the hell out me of me. Now I don't even talk to females most times. And when I do I give them absolutely nothing, at all. I do nothing for them, ever. I will never get betrayed like that again.

>>36815740
And where are you from? you can't even answer my questions right. Someone is more useful if they are near me.

>>36815157
Be a 8+
I don't like guys who let me walk all over them and use them as a tampon

>>36815752
>And where are you from?
Europe

>>36814827
>it's more out of fear of rejection than manipulation

Yeah, nice guys tend to try and manipulate girls out of a fear of rejection, insecurity, and pseudo-entitlement.

This thread is fucked, you shouldn't want to be like this

>>36815796
Remove your sick fetish anon

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>>36815796
Are you that guy I emailed the other day? Still thirsty looking for a girl to use you?

>>36815907
haven't emailed anyone before but sounds like me

>>36815717
Do you have some way to contact you? I promise I wont use you. I really just want a friend

>>36815907
Is that oscar? lmfao

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>>36815907
Punished Oscar

>>36815887
I still don't see it as manipulation.

I don't necessarily want to be this way, but I want to talk to girls in some capacity.

>>36813879
I always feel so gross seeing orbiter threads and I told myself I'd never panhandle over the net, but I must succumb to this evil desire now.
any bot wanna orbit a pathetic 5/10 woman child (maybe 4/10 depending on your standards)
I'll send you vocaroos if you buy me things I'd like
I already feel the guilt consuming me from writing this but I'm just desperate

>>36815944
>I promise I wont use you.
Do not believe the roastie's lies

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>>36815988
What if you just devote your love to the first orbiter to apply and who you like and then meet up and marry and be happy.

Stop being miserable.

>>36815672
I am a skinny Asian

>>36815988
You're going about it wrong. The idea is to claim you're looking for a boyfriend and add tje desperate robots who post contact. Then you lead them into thinking they have a shot with you and watch the goodies pour in.

t. orbiter

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>>36815948
>>36815962
Is that guy well known here? He sent me the pic I posted >>36815907, I think he said he wanted to be a slave and I emailed him. He didn't seem very submissive and seemed kind of dumb, he'd write like 2-3 emails for each one I sent him. It was like he thought of something, sent it, then was like "oh, I should have said this too", would sent another, and was kind of dumb and had no reading comprehension. Pic related was our email exchange.

>>36813879
This thread is full of scum that's barely human and they know it.
They also make robots look bad which is amazing
God I hate you faggots so much

Would you orbiters give money and goodies to the girl I humiliate even if you know she will give them to me? Would you do it if you knew she would be happy about it? She would smile all day long? She will use them too, but she will have a "everything that is mine is also yours" policy with me

>>36816225
He somehow manages to get nudes from fembots. He collects them, so I hear.

>>36816225
Fembot manipulator and nude collector.
Basically a male roastie. Collects fembot orbiters and uses them.
Long story he's insane.

>>36815571
there's many faggots on this board that are still in highschool. They haven't been crushed by the sluts yet.

>>36816199
But.. I just can't do that. I can't just take advantage of poor robots like that. I guess I'd rather have no orbiter than lie and be rude, then.
Thanks for the advice though, senpai. That's so sad though..

>>36816255
>>36816283
Kek. Weird he was posting about wanting to be a girl's slave, and he types the same on 4chan as the guy in this thread, who is posting the same as how he was in the other I met him in..
>>36815592
>>36815654
>>36815740
>>36815796

So who wants to be my boyfriend? Burgers only, sadly. Time zone differences are too much otherwiese

post contact if interested

>>36816349
He got abused by his ex girlfriend and I think he got some kind of femdom fetish from it.

>>36816368
>burgers only
>leaving out all the cool european guys

This is cruel.

>>36816368
Yeah, Imma need some stats first.

>>36815133
I want to fuck them and maybe date but id never ask because of the circumstances and they're probably out of my league

I'm getting strangely aroused at the thought of being an orbiter and having some stacy treat me like shit. I hate having this femdom fetish at times

>>36815988
I will be your orbiter and I will try my hard to buy you stuffs.

>>36816888
r-really? how shall we speak to each other then, anon? thank you so much, also, we can be friends instead of orbiters if you'd like. friends give gifts, too. I just didn't think I'd get this far, and would feel so guilty calling you an orbiter...

>>36816996
Discord will be fine.

loser

>>36817139
The username is loser

>>36816996
Omg I am so stupid I meant to send email

[email protected]

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It's just hard because no matter how much I may like her, she's just a naturally bubbly and kind person. Any perceived affection from my part is totally misinterpreted, and that's what kills me. We don't even want to meet up.

>>36815395
>>36815466
Why are the degenerate faggot trannies also always animeposters? Do they think that they look like the girls in their anime, rather than the horrific creatures they actually are in real life?

>>36817245
>2001 in email
>"omg"

are you even legal?

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>>36817303
not all trannies turn out terribly you know
i get straight guys hitting on me all the time irl

>>36817423
Nice fantasy. Yes, all trannies range from mildly disturbing to outright horrific. When your family tells you that you're passing, they're just lying not to hurt your feelings

>>36817520
you sound like an upset self loathing hon desu

>>36817541
No, but I do harbour a deep disgust bordering on outright hatred for you degenerates. You're a blight on our society and it really sickens me to see your perversion being pushed on children now. Hopefully the day will come soon when FIAT currency collapses and we can go around in militia bands purging our nation of scum like you

Orbit me, virgins.

>>36817589
H-hi, how are you? I want you to know that what you're going through is not your fault and that I'm your closest admirer. Please don't hesitate to ask me whatever you want.

>>36817633
Buy me some clothes and do my homework.

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>>36817650
Is this enough for you? If you want, you can go clothes shopping now and I can do your homework for you while you're gone!

>>36817843
You are nuts , anon. Fuck u cis beta male.

>>36817843
this pic made me wet

>>36817843
What a disgusting hand you have, ugh, makes me sick just looking at it. I'll take my leave now, don't you dare mess this up? You walking pile of human garbage.

I'm a heterosexual male (male). anyone want to buy me stuff?

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>>36817882
Don't be jealous just because I have Stacys attention and you don't, anon.

>>36817898
If this made you wet, just wait until you see my bank account.

>>36817904
Don't worry - I always do my best for you! Every second I spend with you makes my life worth living. You're such an amazing person, please take my wallet and spend it however you want.

>>36818042
Just shut up for one second, please. God you're annoying. And also, stop pretending like you even deserve my attention, I only do this out of the goodness of my hearth, though I'm quickly realizing how much of a mistake that was... I'll take your wallet now, ugh, this smells bad. You know what, I'll just take the money.

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>>36818098
O-oh, sure, here you are - please take it! After all, if you took my wallet where else would I put next weeks paycheck haha.

>>36817589
>>36817633
>>36817843
>>36817904
>>36818042
>>36818098
>>36818222
Stop roleplaying you sickos

>>36818222
"Thank you". Is that what you expected to hear? You're really sad aren't you, thinking you even deserve any kind of recognition like that. You should be the one thanking me, for making sure you don't waste any more of that money on useless games and cartoons. You're like a monkey, a disgusting monkey in a zoo. You honestly shouldn't ever make a decision for yourself ever again. And also, why are you wearing clothes? Monkeys like you shouldn't have human things like clothes, strip for me, you sad animal.

>>36818321
am i the only one jerking off to this

>>36818490
Oh, I sure hope you are. Because that might be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Seriously, I just gagged. You actually thought for a second that this would impress me? In all honesty, you... jerking off to me... means nothing, it's not like it's ever real. In my eyes you're just a bag of trash with eyes painted on it.

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>>36818321
O-oh, I'll take them off for you... I shouldn't have clothes, if you want I can sell them and hand over the money to you. I don't expect anything from you - just meeting you was a miracle in itself. I am a monkey in comparison to you - you're like my handler.

Oh, I almost forgot - thank you for stopping me from spending money on video games for my own personal enjoyment. I don't think I would have stopped without you!

>>36818582
Oh my... You actually did it... At first I thought it would be funny to see if you actually did it, but now I'm feeling kind of speechless. You actually did it. I can't believe it... Everything about it was just so... disgusting... The way you wriggled out of your clothes like a bug... Just wow. You what, I'm feeling sick. I can't go out like this, I'm going to bed. Go get my bed fixed while I get undressed. And if you look, I'll beat you to death.

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>>36818662
O-oh, I'm sorry if it was my fault for that! Does that mean you won't go clothes shopping because of me? How can I make it up to you? I know my wallet is on the empty side right now, but I don't want a princess like you going to bed in a bad mood on my account.

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ATTENTION I AM NEED OF MORE FROG MEMES MY FOLDER RAN OUT PLEASE DUMP ME ALL YOUR PEEPS AND WOJEEKS AND GONDOLAS

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>>36818800
Here frien have this one
I hioeaj you liek it

Why does this drawing of peach piss me off

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>>36818828
here is a rare peepo

You worthless losers, accept your wrath and become robots not failed normies. Once you gain the confidence, go try it again but orbiting is disgusting.

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>>36818800
I like this wojak to be h

This is gonna be cringe but I orbit 2 girls from that incest thread

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Is it orbiting if you dont want to sex her