Cringey / insensitive stuff that children say. I'll start:

>>36815209
Bumlong doe interress

>>36815657
Come again, good sir?

>>36815209

>be 15 years old or so
>in high school
>we had a lesbian teacher for physics
>lesbian teacher was pregnant because of in vitro fertilization
>she got a kid and wanted to show it to our class, so she visited school during her maternity leave
>all girls in class go "ooooooohhh so cute" when the teacher shows her baby
>the classclown suddenly yells "he looks so much like his father"

Whole class kekked.

>I think i was in 7th or 8th grade
>chinese kid named richard is getting annoyed with this other kid named langston
>langston is black
>richard starts arguing with him about some dumb shit
>richard gets more and more mad until he screams
>AT LEAST IM NOT BLACK
>whole class silent

>>36816675
>Whole class kekked.
this doesnt qualify as cringy/insensitive then you tard. If everyone liked it, then its socially acceptable.

>>36816730
Dumb fuck, they kekked because he had to nerve to say something that inappropriate, not because it was funny.

>>36815209
>1st or 2nd week of freshman year of highschool
>grading our quizzes and we have to trade them with other students
>girl to my right wrote nigger instead niger
>say "why did you write nigger on the test?"
>the kid to my left was black
>he looked fucking pissed

I didn't get ass kicked though.

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>11 years ago
>be 14
>in biology class
>teacher shares with the class that his wife is pregnant
>my friend makes a joke about the baby coming out and looking like this albino-looking kid in our class named Dennis Kerridge
>blurt out MISKERRIDGE like some sort of retard for the whole class to hear
>teacher suddenly becomes super srs and starts yelling at me, saying you should never joke about things like that
>mfw

>>36817004
I'm at absolute loss. How could you possibly find miscarriages funny? You should be ashamed.

>>36817128
THE BABY REJECTED HER BODY

>>36817128
I thought it was funny, in fact so far ive laughed my ass off at all these stories.
I got one too

>be me in 6th grade
>in gym locker room getting dressed
>suddenly migdet nigger appears
>"shiiiiet white boi you pasty like a cheez cake huhuhuhuhuhuh"
>this little fucker has been messing with me since 4th grade
>inneraustralian.png
Shut up shrimp nigger!
>everyone in locker room gasps or says OH SHIT
>he tries to push me a couple times until his friends pull him back before i crunched him

I got a weeks suspension when they told a teacher but jokes on them i got to play GTA all week.

>8th grade
>biology teacher was a nice, quiet guy who kept to himself
>his wife contracted a particularly malignant form of breast cancer
>she went from being completely healthy to dead within a few months
>our teacher leaves for bereavement for about a month
>on the day before he comes back we all sign a card for him
>This edgelord wrote "I Hope your wife gets better" on the card

I still don't understand how he could even think that was funny

>>36817305
Got to play GTA all week and called a nigger a nigger, kek thats a win-win if I've ever heard of one

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>>36817467
>guy posts indicipherable text
>i want to ask what he means
>try to write "come again"
>get muted for 2 seconds for unoriginal text
>write "come again, good sir" to make it more original
>you read my post and think "hurr he said good sir he must be from reddit"
>you try to write "reddit go back" but get muted for unoriginal text
>mfw

>be 12 years old
>7th grade
>we had three older kids helping our class and teachers
>they were really nice and supporting
>two guys and a girl, the girl got leukemia and went to the hospital
>we all had to write our name on a 'get well soon' card
>we had this autist in our class who no one liked called Rico
>thought i'd be a real hoot and write: "rico sucks" on the card.
>girl behind me asked to see the card when i was done with it
>fuckfuckshitshit.jpg
>as if no one was going to read it
>faked an asthma attack and ran to the bathroom
>stayed there until school was over

I still feel like a dick. They all knew, too

>>36815209
>junior year of HS
>some girl that I never heard of died
>ask who she was so I at least have some sense of what's going on
>some cheerleader or soccer player or something who was stronk endeepandunt wymyn who need no man, also apparently a big democrat because that was relevant for some reason
>naturally I give no fucks and continue on my day
>few days later a bunch of people are crowded around the entrance handing out flyers or something to her funeral
>somehow I managed to get their attention because they tried giving me a flyer
>politely declined because I just want to get on the bus home
>"aww come on anon, don't be so heartless" "come on anon do something here for once"
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>tell them clearly that I don't care about some dumb bimbo that died and ask them to fuck off and whine somewhere else
>they stand there shocked while I just walk to my bus
>once the bus gets near the entrance to leave I flick them the bird until the bus gets away from the entrance
No regrets.

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>>36817305
>shrimp nigger

>>36817702
Oh yea ive done plenty of shit like that back in highschool.
Its funny, those normies act shocked but i know for a fact they are the most shallow self centered cunts, and with out saying it i know how they really feel.

>>36817128
It's funny as fuck dude.
>mom spends 9 whole months living with this thing inside of her belly only to shit out a dead baby

lmao

I don't understand the emotional reaction when it comes to miscarriages. Growing attached to a thing that hasn't even developed a personality yet is retarded. I can understand why it's a nuisance though.

>>36818116
It's because the baby is an object of oppression and power that she uses to enslave her husband. The moment she has a miscarriage, she sees all her dreams and hopes go up in flames.

>>36817761
Yeah you definitely seem like the type of guy to be 100% sure of his assumptions about normies you can't relate to

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Some cringe shit I did, enjoy 1/2

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>>36818433
2/2 enjoy (original dasrite)

>>36818313
Thats right
Got a problem :^)

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>>36815209

singing in the train

>>36817364
Did she get better?

>>36818584
Not really sure if it could be considered a problem, just tried to show you how ridiculous it is that you're so sure about things you obviouslly know nothing about, but like most bots on here you're completely incapable of self-awareness so I'm sure it went right over your head

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>>36818452
but in teh end u are becum teh buly?

>>36818722
These normies are below me and show their souls on their sleeves.

>>36819001
Yeah you're totally right, normies are completely incapable of any sort of emotional and personable depth. Oh and thats ALL normies, every single one in the entire world. So all the billions of them are are all shallow and you can read them like books. Not a single one defies this logic.

>>36819099
Yes anon thats right.