Anyone eIse here get vagina envy? l don't think l actually

>>36875454
Kinda, those multiple orgasms would be pretty sweet

>tfw you want to actually talk about this sometimes but having these threads being spammed every day has ruined any chance of that happening

>>36875454
you're a fucking retard but I appreciate the videos you post with your threads. Especially the ones without butterfaces in the background.

sometimes my dick and balls get in the way but I don't particularly want a vagina

>>36875454
Would be cool if i could keep my penis also. I like having a cock.

>>36875512
>tfw you want to actually talk about this sometimes but having these threads being spammed every day has ruined any chance of that happening
talk about it

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36875454
Girls dont get orgasms

>>36875454
>I hate having a refractory period
>wants 5-7 days of refractory period instead
gg

>>36876800
>5-7 days of refractory period
wat

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>>36875454
Who pays you to make these threads, opie?

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/vagina%20envy/type/op/

>>36876841
Once a month, women bleed from their no-no place. I know, crazy!

>>36876865
>you can't cum on your period

>>36876884
>you won't be in the mood to masturbate because you'll be busy varying between having a splitting headache, puking or just feeling so bloated and unsexy that the thought of touching yourself makes your stomach turn

Having a vagina is kinda lame desu. Yeah you get pleasure from it, but I'm sure you do from a penis too. Plus with a penis you can fuck people and make them suck your cock and you don't get periods.

>>36876902
Lol women are at their horniest then.

Try again bud

>>36876939
>Plus with a penis you can fuck people and make them suck your cock
No I can't

>>36876968
You're thinking of ovulation and possibly pre-period.

>>36876902
>Idiot doesn't know women get extremely horny on their period

>>36875454
daily vaginal discharge, no thanks.

Complaining about having a period is like complaining that your mansion has a draught.

>>36876968
>>36877001
i still don't know why men believe that, I've literally never met anyone who was all "oh yeah, know what really turns me on? Being emotionally unstable and bleeding"

>>36877040
Emotionally unstable includes having random fits of horniness kiddo.

>>36877127
And random fits of rage, sadness or the shits. You can be randomly horny at any other time too, without the added migraines or cramps.

>>36877127
Just because you've fucked women while on their periods doesn't mean they were horny. You probably mistook their attempt to get you to come quickly as extreme pleasure and wouldn't take no for an answer.

>why do i see this same exact thread almost every single time i come on here

>>36877177
Those must be some volatile shits to become an emotion

>>36877241
You've no idea anon.

I always have diarrhea anyway

they smell weird, and from my experience i'd wager that roughly 1/3 smell bad.

>>36876842
I just can't imagine why someone would keep making these threads

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>>36877271
>You've no idea anon.

blox

>>36876939
When will science make it possible for people to swap parts so humanity can settle these questions once and for all?