>be me >end of 6th grade, final day of school before we're

into mary on last day of 7th grade
start dating sophee
get aim message from mary, I like you, wanna date?
I'm with sophee
tell her maybe later
she messages me later saying someone was on her account
mfw friend tells me he got same message

8th grade we can buy and send valentine grams
I had sat on Catherine's lap and she said I had a boney butt
I wrote "i may have a bony butt, but I want to bone urs"
didn't send it cuz teacher was going to be reading them
told all my friends it was intercepted

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>have crush on girl in 6th grade
>sometimes she pretends to be a cat
>its wierd, but shes got boobs and hips in 6th grade so i overlook it
>turns out she has a crush on me
>"were about to graduate and split ways, lets not date"

>current year
>they follow me on instagram
>they're non binary and otherkin
>makes sherlock holmes graphics

Sometimes your 6th grade crush is not anyone you want to associate with

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>be me
>19
>living with mom and dad
>NEET
>abundance of free time
>watch anime and play darksouls
>laugh at simpleton wageslaves and worker bees
>admire my life as i see pathetic workercucks working every day for pay-dirt at the end of every two weeks
>women flock to me when they realize how astonishing my NEET lifestyle is
>$50k a year from youtube gaming channel
>$30k in savings to continue my superior lifestyle when i leave home

pathetic worker cucks lmfao
what was this thread about again?

>>36875844
how does it feel doing what any1 could do?

>>36875618
That occurred to me once, but I was later told it was part of a prank.

Beware of deceit.

>>36875844
What channel do you have?

>>36875981
That's honestly what I thought at first but who knows.

>>36875844
>>women flock to me when they realize how astonishing my NEET lifestyle is
Ayyy el em ey oh

>still have feelings for her after 10years
>she dated my best friend after my parents pulled me out of the school into another one over the weekend
>she now is a tumblr buzzfeed lesbian that lives in new york and already engaged.
>still think of her almost daily but cannot talk to her
>there is a girl that is new at the local food store that looks 90% like what she used to look back then

>>36875844
technically not a NEET if you're getting paid by youtube

>>36876207
how do u receeb payments if u get dat $?

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>first year of middle school
>so 12 y/o
>girls from second year are interested in the new cute little kids
>one of them is me
>two girls add me on MSN
>sending emoticons and sheit
>they are very flirty
>what is this I don't know what to do
>manage to not look as autistic as I really am
>show one of them my music and says she likes it
>everyone is calling her my gf to make fun of her
>she isn't even mad
>I don't know how to react
>I don't want people to make fun of me
>we chat everyday
>she is very funny and is always teasing me
>Is always teasing me to be her boyfriend and stuff
>I decide I have to ask her out in person
>arrange a double date with my best bro and her hot friend for best bro
>everything is set
>I'm gonna ask her out and we are gonna kiss and ride into the sunset
>HA
>nope
>dad grounds me for no reason
>I can't go to the movies with them
>best bro is like what the heck man
>both girls are like what the heck man
>tell them I am sick or something
>she never talks to me again
>she looks at me in the school corridors every day
>I don't know if I should talk to her
>never talk to her to not mess things any further
>she gets a bf for the rest of her life
>guy is pretty chill actually
>follow her on instagram and see her happy life
>mfw I realize that was the only time a girl showed interest in me

>>36875981
Anon here is right. This is coming from a dude that got pranked like this, horrible shit dude.

>be me
>was a shy yet obnoxious faggot in 6th grade
>had a crush on a qt 3.14 redhead
>her and I are partners on carrying the lunch box out to the cafeteria
>want to get the urge to talk to her but can't
>every single day is just an awkward silence with the occasional "I'll get the door"
>get the strength to ask her out later at the end of the year
>imagine it going smoothly in my mind
>forget who I am
>attempt to ask her out but the only thing that comes out of my mouth is an autistic jumble of letters that can barely be made out
>she looks at me with wide eyes like I just popped my thumb out of my asshole
>rejects me
>decide to walk away and block the situation out of my mind
>well-meaning friends try to help but make it worse
>they start to talk to her
>I'm just waiting for this agonizing process to be over and hover around waiting for my friends
>they come back and try to tell me in the nicest way possible that she thinks I'm a weird creep

What did I do wrong?

>>36876240
Fuck anon, that stings.

>>36875824
>>sometimes she pretends to be a cat
>>its wierd

Ummm, that's not just weird -- that's something that urgently requires a psychiatric consultation.

>>36875824
>sometimes she pretends to be a cat
Is she the girl in that webm that swallowed a live mouse whole?

>>36875618
>being a late bloomer in the 6th grade

seems redundant desu.

>>36876259
The important thing is to learn.

People are never entirely trustworthy.