>on a date >ate chipotle yesterday >need to fart >it

>>36902530
Fucking heII, you robots are disgusting

>eating chipotle

There was your first mistake

>>36902530
>on a date
So this is accepted now? Everyone just ignores the fact that this fucking piece of shit was on a date with a female?

Im starting to understand all the backlash against "normies invading our board" now.

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>>36902530
>working a double-shift at chipotle yesterday
>see some weird dude dressed in a suit sitting at a table with a middle-aged tranny
>pretty sure the tranny is a prostitute, but she has a huge box of choclates and a bouquet of roses on the floor next to her seat
>weird dude is squirming and trying to act cool, but waving his hands around like virgins do
>"he totally just tried to fart," I thought as I watched his facial expressing crack
>sudden smell of feces in the air
>notice brown liquid dripping from the faggot's chair
>he's pointing at me and pinching his nose, tranny looks confused then gets up and leaves
>autismo locks eyes with me and then fucking bolts out the door, running like Naruto
>coworkers all gave me $5 to clean up the mess
why did I fall for the STEM meme

>>36902672
this is too autistic a story to call him a normie

>>36902530
>>36902797
these retards need to learn to a. don't eat heavy food before and on a date especially not fucking chipotle and b. never trust a fart if you are gonna be a fatass anyways

you set yourself up for that disaster you dumbass OP

>>36902672
No one really beleives what OP is saying desu