ITT School stories: >be me in 7th or 8th grade >6 period

>>36902904
Good shit anon. Middle school whores were the worst.

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>>36902904
based.
>two kids in my class going out with each other everyone knows
>the guy is my friend
>he gets a super easy question wrong
>I say "aaand that's the kind of guy she chooses to date" as a friendly roast
>immediate "OOOOH"s from the entire class
>my friend after school tells me that was kinda fucking lame that I did that
>tell him it was just a joke and we both move on

>>36903140
what a puss puss
xddddd

I don't know if this is related or not but anyways.

Today I bullied a fat guy, a humongous guy.

This guy has been constantly saying shit about me while gossiping with his friend. This because I said a joke sometime ago about fat people and he got offended. I wasn't even telling the joke to him it was innocent.

Today I got full of his bullshit and called him a disgusting land whale basically. He got really upset. I felt bad. I am not used to bully people, I was bullied when I was young.

Now he threatens me. says this is going to have consequences he is a lawyer btw. I am afraid he might sue me because I'm broke and that i might lose my place in the universitys dorm where we both live.

What do you think will I be punished?

>>36903346

I forgot to add that he has a witness. His friend. I was alone.

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>>36903140
another one from grade school
>recess is over standing in line
>this kid named Brad is fucking with me but I ignore it
>eventually he pushes me and I fall into the few people in front of me
>teacher sees and asks what happened
>Brad says I hit him so he pushed me
>before I can defend myself the teacher says "you shouldn't be hitting people what is wrong with you"
>get recess detention
>I ask Brad, "why would you do something like this?"
>the words the came out of his mouth were "just to make you mad"
>while saying that he had the most smug look on his face I've ever seen in my life
>his shitty grin and that string of words combined made me feel anger of extreme intensity
>before he could walk away I grab him by his collar and throw him to the ground
>scream in his face "don't EVER do something like that to me again"
>kick him while he's on the ground before walking away
>he didn't EVER do something like that to me again
>got a call home and another recess detention
my mom didn't care after I told her what the situation was. fuck brad

>>36903346
you can't sue someone for bullying what the fuck

>>36903605

I am an europoor. And I am an adult.

Here insults can mean from what I've read here in the internet that I can get 3 months in jail or community service.

But my main worry is that the university cancels my scholarship and expels me from the dorm for bad conduct. I have no money to pay for a room

>>36903468
>not raping Brad and making him your boy-toy
Can you really call that a win?

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>>36902904
Nice shit OP
>be me wrestling in hs because i liked physical sports and the competitive edge
> have a hydration test which means hours of having to hold in pee
>drive over to test facility with a friend
>autist is on the team and usually touches himself during weigh-ins
>we wait for shitty sports medicine people to messure our piss
>Coach gets mad at autist for reasons i forget
>autist pulls down pants and pees on coach
>good time

>>36902904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FdaNLI-vAI
Fuck all of you too pieces.