YOU WAKE UP AS A SKINNY GIRL WITH NICE TITS!!!!! What do?

>>36903027
BLACKED

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>>36903027
idk probably go back to sleep

>>36903027
Live the camwhore lyfe.

Would honestly love to do this but sadly no one wants to pay to watch an overweight pale freak like myself jack off over the internet.

>>36903055
she's already black...

i'd first get a massive outfit overhaul (leggings, skirts, leather pants, etc), be an instagram baddie, flirt with black guys on omegle under the racist tag, and take pictures of myself for guys on fit to jerk off to.

pretty simple honestly

get a breast reduction and be a skinny girl with a dfc

>>36903027
Cry cos there goes my shot at being a daddy.

Then obv masturbate furiously.

I'm already a skinny girl with nice tits, my face is just ugly as hell

>>36903027
Probably kill myself because I'd still be bad at picking up dudes.

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Become millionaire because tits

It's literally that easy

>>36903442
Post tits, you know the rule dumb whore

>>36903027
Take pictures of myself
put it in my porn folder
change back
Fap

>>36903027
Find a rich chad and steal all his wealth and belongings.

>>36903027
I can't tell what race she is. Fucking disgusting. /pol/ was right, race mixing was a mistake.

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Get tit reduction surgery to reduce back pain.

>>36903027
Stream on twitch and maybe camwhore once or twice per week.

>>36903027
Probably more of the same, but with the extra privliges given to attractive white women.

>>36903027

Golddigg. Probably camwhore.

>>36903027
get reduction for dfc and masturbate a lot

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>>36903027
Become edgy tumblr slut lesbian and camwhore.

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1. Masturbate
2. Lesbian shit
3. Fuck a wierdo and let him choke me and do whatever he wants to me
4. Basically go full whore and get a load of stds and do a bunch of free drugs
5. Still somehow manage to marry a rich guy and take half his money
6. Leave him with the kids and go on disability
7. Continue to be a whore and take drugs until I die

>>36903027
I've always had a fantasy about being a really cute but wholesome blonde girl, about 5'6, going to some high school in some upper middle class area, making some nerdy kids day by talking to him, genuinely nice as fuck and never engaging in gossip. great student too.
I'm not gay and I don't want to be a trap but IDK there is that small part of me that for some reason has that fantasy. I think it's because I'm an egomaniac and nothing in the world would get me more praise and intense attention (even the attention of private thoughts) than being that entity I just described.

>>36903027
I would finally enjoy life

>>36903027
Masturbate, have sex, get pregnant, have children and die.

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>>36903027
Become a pure virgin that dresses modestly and dosen't talk much

Wait for a 10/10 rich, Christian Chad to propose to me

Deny him sex then divorce him and take everything

>>36903027
do hard drugs, casual unsafe sex w/ strangers, suicide.
life complete

>>36903523
Now dudes pick YOU up. Don't forget that. So everything will be fine.

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Legitimately kill myself. I want professional fulfillment in my life not to chill at home and have dudes just try and fuck me.

>>36905068
its 2017 tho

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>>36905099
Bruther, my (long shattered) dream is to be GOAT in niggerball, billionaire and ruler of russia. None of those is possible as a woman.

Being a girl isn't great. We just think it's great because the grass seems greener.

>>36903027
I wouldn't call her skinny OP, she's kinda thicc.

But to answer your question, I would post selfies on r9k to gain orbiters.

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>>36903382
This man took the text out of my potential post.

Become a professional domme and kick guys in the balls for money.

Live life on EZ mode.

>>36905252
It is better great and better tho.