What's wrong, wagecuck? Too good for a daily haircut?

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This is officer Freetime, be advised, wagie has been spotted being extremely ragie at local mcdonalds.

Witnesses report that suspected ragie wagie was screaming because he doesn't have the time to get a daily haircut, and how shekelberg made him lick his toes for overtime.

Be on the lookout, I repeat, suspect is highly ragie and wagie! Over.

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FUCK YOU FUCK Y OU FUCK YOU

I JUST WANT TO BROWSE SOME R9K BEFORE I SLEEP AND GO TO WORK TOMMOROW

BUT I SEE THESE THREADS FUCK YOUUUUUU

>haircut every day
Are you retarded?

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Coffey is the meme now

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>>36951104
its more of a trim, wagie

while I'm researching the philosophy of existence and contemplating mozart, I can dabble in these luxurious delicacies.

>>36951179
Prove you've been doing either of those things.

Im cutting my hair today, tyvm

>>36951098
These threads are good though. They inspired me to reevaluate being a wagie and work towards becoming a NEET in a year or two.

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>>36951104
>Ragie wagie doesn't get a daily hair cut

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>>36951098
Please, wagefilth. Don't say a word to me until I have had my coffee. It's nearing bedtime for you anyways, and yet the day has only begun for me! You should get some sleep. *yawns and stretches*

>>36951205
Prove you make $1m/year just sitting on your ass and browsing 4chan at work.

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ragie wagies trying to convince me not to get a daily trim from the local high brow barber because their jealous

>before i had my coffee

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>>36951241
Take a gander into my glass, ragie worker bee, is it empty? No? Then please cease to open those flabby gums of yours until i've had my cup of joe.

>>36951271
Enjoy drinking shitty store brand coffee while I enjoy the finest grounds money can buy. Buy hey, at least you have all the time in the world to fap to JAV videos!

You guys forget that if you have a college degree jobs that are actually enjoyable open up

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>>36951404
t. wageslave worker bee in training

Than-*BURRRRRRP* Excuse me, sorry, *sniff sniff* Oh my.. That's the smell of left over Chardonnay and Beef wellington I made with my abundance of free time.

Anyway, back to what I was saying... Thank you for going to school every single day only to get a high paying job. You're at the top of the food chain when it comes to wagies, you give the most amount of hard earned pay-dirt to uncle sam in tax dollars to fund my hobbies!

Me, and all of the astonishing NEET's and hobby diplomats thank you for taking out such a big loan and free time to go above and beyond donating to our astonishing lifestyle!

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>not getting 1428 delicious schizo bux a month with no expenses and being able to afford daily haircuts

>>36951483
>Astonishing
It's not a loss if you wake up every morning exited for what your job has to offer

>>36951483
Your life is awful, don't delude yourself.

>>36951030
Kek, I wonder how much underage kids who browse here you've convinced to want to be neets when they grow up

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The fuck you looking at wagecuck?

>>36951783
This is how we take down the man and destroy the establishment. We all become highly trained super powered NEETS, when they realize that the jig is up, it will already be too late.

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>all day at work dreaming of coming home to get comfy and read
>finally get home
>no energy
>shitpost on lit and r9k and never read

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>>36951030
>not being a long haired neet
Stop wasting your neetbux on haircuts

>>36951938
Even NEETs can't agree among themselves. Truly a sad race of men.

>>36951966
>sad
The wagie is jealous of my mane. You can't grow yours out, you don't want me shekelstien to get mad at you for hair getting in the customers food. Remember wagie, the customers opinion matters most.

>>36952015
>food
Nice try, my hair can be as long as I want. I keep it short, though, because I'm a man. Perhaps your years spent masturbating to trap porn has thrown you into confusion?

No, that's impossible. NEETs are famous for their mental stability, my mistake. Just remember to buy lice shampoo.

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>>36952086
>not realizing long hair has been a symbol of wealth, power, and prestige since the dawn of time
Jokes on you, I can't get lice if I don't go outside.

>>36951030
Let's be honest, the hierarchy is High Pay-Low hour wagies > NEETs > minimum wagies

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>>36952261
*yawn* did you say something wagie? whatever just keep paying your taxes. Time for me, a NEET, to catch a 12 hour nap. Ciao.

No one is actually NEET in these threads. It's just fun and games.

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>>36952544
I've been a NEET for 7 years. I get 2k a month in autismbux.
There was a time when I still bought into the job meme and dreaded being a NEET, but those days are long, long gone.

>>36952596
I don't think you get 2k a month in autism bux. That's too much.

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>"attention wagies, would anon please report to my office immediately!".

>>36952596
How the fuck do you get 2k a month?

>>36952643
>That's too much.
Who so? Are we not worthy of that cash?

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>>36952643
>>36952745
Not in Scandinavia.

>>36952749
Oh are you the guy in Denmark? Hey I'm going there this summer if you wanna hang out or something

>>36952747
you're not. I suppose if you are scandinavian it's okay though. I live in the US, so I'm not paying for you.

>>36952470
Dude, I work in trade execution. Wake up at 1pm so that I can execute trades for the overseas markets, which are open around 1-3am. Literally I get an email every 2 hours or so, spend 5 minutes executing the trade, then browse 4chan for the other 110 minutes until the next trade. Make $80k a year from this. How is being a NEET somehow better than this?

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>>36952795
>I live in the US, so I'm not paying for you.
Guess again wagie, you'll be paying for my existence until the day you croak.

>>36952782
Maybe I am that guy. I don't remember posting about living in Denmark recently, but I do.
Not going to want to hang with you though, I don't like socializing.

>>36952800
how the fck you get a job like that you mega normie

>>36952862
Aww come on I'm flying into Hamburg it's just like an hour to Denmark. If you live on that island city I can take a boat or something.

>>36952882
Be decent in comp sci I guess. Traders need people to execute algorithms to make trades at cheap costs. Once you have built your algos, you don't have to do much else than just run it

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>>36952731
...Y-YES SIR... RIGHT AWAY SIR...

T-Time for your nightly toe licking sir?....

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>>36952896
Meeting up with weirdos from 4chan isn't a good idea.

>>36953034
especially wagies, when has a NEET went postal and killed everyone in their job? never, that's when.

>>36953076
most NEETs commit suicide at some point

>>36953034
I gotta go to fuckin Germany to meet with some of my dads army friends with my family fuck I don't wanna do that they'll let me get out of it if I tell them I finally made a friend. I'll pay for everything with my saved neetbux man it'll just be for a couple of days we don't even have to talk.

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>>36951087
*CSH* copy that, preparing for extraction his boss has been emailed .

>>36953173
Hey NEET, how to explain this anon's >>36952800 post you faggot

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>>36951030
Psh, not even evolving to the final form of neet

>>36953119
You seem like a talkative fellow and I honestly don't want to end up as some greentext meme story about how you went to Denmark and met up with some NEET.

>>36953488
I'm not talkative that's why I'm trying to get away from my parents and their friends. I won't greentext it. I seriously gotta get out of this they already booked the flight and they want me to get out of the house and if I won't go they'll kick me out

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Another day another haircut, I see. Same thing, Anon?

>tfw my neetbux just got cut off

HELP.

No seriously, what the fuck am I going to do now? How am I going to explain this employment gap to employers?

>>36951098
>False flagging

You NEETs have resorted to frauds?

>>36953539
Spend a few days travelling around. There is much to see.

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>>36953569
How do they cut off neetbux? d-did you have it for disability?

>>36953637
Id rather an hero it i really don't like being outside, I guess I'll just neck myself before July

>>36953569
You cant. Your fucked because you fell for some meme. Unless you have some trust fund, there is no such thing as a NEET. Look at a NEETs actual living conditions and you'll see this is true

>>36953668
Not even a neet but that's horse shit. You can be a neet without being a trust fund or inheritance baby. Plenty of people live off disability in the US like many of the NEETs here.

>>36951175
I haven't had my coffee yet don't you EVEN post at me family member

>>36953695
>look at their living conditions
I don't consider it a NEET if you have to eat cup Ramen all day and live in the shit part of town. At that point, it's just taking a tradeoff between leisure and quality of life. True NEETs have the same living conditions as wagies, but don't have to work. Hence, you can only be a tur NEET via trust fund

>>36951291
>unironically getting trigged by wagie threads

Fuck off stop talking I haven't had my second cup o java yet

>>36953569
Settle for any shitty job, save up your money, go back into education and learn a relevant trade. Pretty much your only option now.

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NEET Soldier, 8th army division, 42nd platoon. I just got my war NEETbux. Gonna go spend it on a new trombone. I have been recently spending my abundance of NEET hours learning exotic instruments. My plan is to play a high brow tune infront of mcdonalds to make some wagies a bit ragie.

>>36952596
I only get like 1600 a month here in Canada wtf

Thanks for paying taxes you losers go have more kids lmao

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>>36951175
when did this happen? can you share the thread? i was at work today

>>36953876
Those threads are up every morning on weekdays

Oh wait

The wagie can't check r9k in the mornings because he's at work

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They told me war was easy, but they were wrong. It was more then easy, it was the best time of my life.

The NEET national guard taught me honor, respect, and the importance of naps. We took mandatory naps whenever we felt like it because we had so much free time.

General Freetime of the NEET naval brigade gave me a pin of honor for laying waste to a small village of ragie wagies right outside of Walmart before they went home.

Some say it's counter intuitive to fight a war against the wagies who fund your hobbies with their tax dollars, I say a little fun never hurt, and everything in moderation.

>>36951087
>be a neet
>larp as someone with a job

Cringe

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>>36953834
>>36953973
Oh my! You're so tall, handsome and well spoken. *blushes* S-sorry my panties are so wet, it's just the astonishment I felt when you played all of those exotic instruments.

*sigh* C-could I ask you something?... C-could you please cuck my wagie husband? I-I know he'd be up for it! And after all, i've always wanted NEET cock, since it's statistically double the size.

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>>36954001
NEET's dont have jobs, NEETs police the wagies as a sport. They are not employed.

>>36954011
>double
Do wagies have half an inch unerect penises?

>>36951030
>tfw when NSFW artist
>tfw I made around 400 bucks last month's, and just got another 50 this week
>tfw I never leave the house.

Where do I fit in?

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>>36953940
J-JUST SHUTP AND SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENED

I LOVE THESE THREADS how was that not original?

>>36954084
One of them is up right now
>>36952839

>>36954074

What do you draw, out of interest?
I have a lot of respect for NSFW artists, but as long as the material is up to my standard.

>>36954074
Basically an elevated NEET. You can hold your head up high in normie circles but you cant tell them what you draw.

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>tfw when wagie
>tfw my hair is longer than a few of my female co-workers.
>tfw I'm an armchair shrink and I love my job.

Protip to all you therapy robots. We secrealty hate you for filling a meeting slot with your vapid bullshit.

I actually really enjoy my job. I get to work at home if I don't feel too good, it's pretty easy, pay is good, got nice free time, my own office space. Say what you will, but I've got ample money and it's pretty rad.

>>36952167
>not realising that being fat as fuck is a sign of wealth and health and all that good stuff

Go ahead neety tell me how those to things aren't related and how you are getting all the waifus in your basement.

>>36954172
I draw all sorts, but I refrain from loli, scat, guro and for the most part furry shit.

Recently I've got some pin up commissions to draw.

Dont really want to give out my details here, but I lurk in the /aco/ commission threads.

>>36951030
What do you do for fun? Besides fapping, vidya, anime, and 4chan

>>36954297

Do you by any chance have anything in the /trap/ thread and does your artist name begin with D?

>>36954409
Nope. Sorry. Original comment blox

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>>36954011
Not so fast! You didn't forget about our little rule, did you?

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How can wagies recover?