Most Bull shit thing a girl said to you

>>36951288
>Talking to girls
Although I've had my experiences

That's a girl you marry.

not even subtle anon
how was the movie?

>>36951288
Bro I feel for you.
What she said was fucking retarded. But I respect you for at least making a move. 90% of the fags on here (including me) cant do that.

>>36951288
I hope youre pink. Why would you ever make the first move?

>>36951288

A girl told me she couldn't be in a relationship with me because she had 'sleeping problems'

Not sure how the precludes you from being in a relationship but whatever.

>wanna go to homecoming
>"I don't like dancing"
fuck off give me an answer
(she of course went with someone else)

I'm presuming the girl's the blue

I don't understand what she's saying, she could have just said a simple no.

I have nothing else to contribute to this thread, bye

>I miss you every day
FUCK OFF I DONT WANT IT

>>36951540
GirIs never make the first move on robots.

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would you rather she just said no?


here, ill translate what she said to you:

'no'

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>>36951288
>ask her on a date
>she says no
>still comes but only as a friend
what the fuck was she thinking
if she goes to a movie with a guy on valentines day people are going to think you're a couple so she could've at least indulged OP, even if for a day

Women are so impeccably good at bullshit that I just always get straight to the point and always pretend that I care less than I actually do

>Do you wanna go out on Valentine's?
I don't really do Valentine's
>Is that a no?
Yeah I guess
>Okie dokie

>>36952223

>would you rather she just said no?

Yes, I would actualIy.

>>36952223
Yes, we all would.

Grow a fucking backbone and do it instead of stringing people along.

I dated a girl with BPD. Every thing that came out of her mouth was bullshit.

Never date someone with BPD, anons. They're awful.

>>36952223
No I love bullshit, that's why I call it bullshit, idiot! :)

>>36952223
> sorry, im not interested. thank you for asking though, see you tomorrow.

Just remove the bullshit and it would have been a good enough response.

>>36952250
good idea, whatever is going on in their heads they need to be brought back down to earth and made to talk straight, pretending you don't understand without a straight answer is a subtle way to do this

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Super duper incredibly original post

>>36951463
are you dumb or just naive? she was fucking LYING to him. 'see you tomorrow' probably meant see you in class or something. she rejected that poor faggot

>>36952275
BipoIar disorder?

Original comment

a girl hasn't said anything to me outside of extended family and the service industry.

who are you fuckin normies

>>36952333
Borderline personality disorder. Insecurity and fear overdrive leads to every action and word becoming nothing more than a manipulative self-protective device.

>>36952250
I've started doing this on online dating and I've found it works really well.

>>36952333
Borderline personality disorder

Super interesting to read about, actually. Makes a lot of crazy shit people do make sense.

>>36952312
What in the name of Satan is that?

>>36952220
Take that as a sign, retard. I dont wanna sound like a SJW but theres no point in forcing yourself on anyone

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>>36952510
impressive post... heh, i may have to keep an eye on u... kid.....

>>36951540

Since when do women the first move you fucking nigger?

>>36951288
What a fucking lame conversation starter. Tomorrow is this day. Lets do a thing.

>>36952588
clearly this beautiful princess deserves better, are you up for the challenge?

>>36952510
>making a move = forcing yourself on someone
you're not an SJW, you're just plain stupid

>>36952582
Why do you WANT to be with a woman?>>36952894
Isnt that what social interaction is?

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>>36951288
probs the worst was i told a girl some shit about myself coz i started to trust her and she told me if i really feel so bad i should just kill myself then and she stopped talking to me.
it wasn't even like i was constantly bitching to her about it. idk made it harder for me to trust people for sure.

>>36952480
That's my penis. I know it's shaped weirdly.

>>36953056
>I know it's shaped weirdly.

"Weirdly" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Is the penis inside something else? Or is that the actual penis skin? Is that whole thing the penis, or is there also ballsack included in the pic?

I basically actually literally unironically don't know what the fuck I'm looking at in that picture.

>>36953181
not that guy, but to me it looks like a malformed foot

>>36952244
>wanting a girl to waste her time with a robot when she has much better choices who she could spend the day with
Are you retarded? Why should she waste her valentines day with you, op, or anyone?

>>36953181
>>36953200
It's just a bit lumpy, guys. Everyone else has told me it's mostly fine.

>>36951288
I girl told me yesterday that I am perfect in every way but does not want to be more than friends because I'm not muslim

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>>36952787
Sounds like they both dodged a bullet. Then non dull one might over stimulate the dull one.
not in the good way though

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Finally got the balls to ask a girl out, tried to be as clear as possible it was a date, including saying "just you and me", she said yes, then she brought a friend to the date anyway and basically ignored me. Cunt. Never asked anyone out again since that.

>>36953633
did you use the word "date" when asking her to the date?

>>36951288
>she said I am cute, smart, deserve better than what I'd gotten, and have a lot to offer
>doesn't love me as more than a friend
>falls in love with my best friend
>they've been dating for four months now and couldn't be happier

When is it supposed to stop hurting

>>36953633
>then she brought a friend to the date anyway

Yeah, I found that I need to ask the following questions:

> Are you serious about finding a lifetime relationship now?
> Are you interested in us evaluating each other as possible lifetime partners?
> Do you understand that this is a very important, high-stakes situation for both of us?

If the answers are no, then I'm not wasting my time with dating.

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this was like 3 years ago or something
it still hurts

>>36953652
Well no, but I asked her to a romantic movie and said it was supposed to just be the two of us, so I thought I made it pretty obvious.

>>36953756
if youre going through all that effort, you should have explicitly mentioned it is a date so that there is no question about it

>I don't do physical relationships

I wish she'd just told she wasn't attracted to me.

>>36953799
fuck off tripfag
no he doesnt have to mention it explicitly
it was clear enough

>>36953799
there was no question about it, no need to get autistic when asking girls out. from what anon describes it was very obvious it was supposed to be a date, but lo and behold, turns out she was a cunt.

Probably when liberal girls shit talk rich straight white men while dating rich straight white men.

>>36953841
>>36953861
it obviously wasnt clear enough lmao. what do you lose by reinforcing that it is a date to avoid situations like that

>>36953753
Jesus that's painful to read. Why can't people just be blunt and outright say "I don't have feelings for you".

>>36953633
This is fucking disgraceful. She didn't have the ovaries to say no, so she she just says yes then wastes your time by bringing some other cunt

>>36953886
I knew a SJW girl that a black friend of mine was into who rejected him, even though she constantly post about black rights on social media. Funnily enough she ended up dating some high class hipster douche that had a band.

>>36953913
i don't know man, but i just want someone to reciprocate these feelings
man i suck

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>>36953442
post it. this has the potential to be the next /tv/ ogre

>>36953861
>there was no question about it, no need to get autistic when asking girls out. from what anon describes it was very obvious it was supposed to be a date, but lo and behold, turns out she was a cunt.
Nigger, hot girls get asked to do shit all the goddamn time. Real men take the iniatiative and make their intentions known.

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>>36951288
Really pretty girl texts me and says that I'm cute. She leads me on...
Then she asks me if I want to go on a date with her ugly best friend with 2 kids..

I've had a girl give me the whole "I just like you as a friend" thing despite the fact that she was the one that started messaging me randomly on Facebook and kept on starting conversations that I didn't care about.

>>36954020
>Real men take the iniatiative and make their intentions known.


>just you and me
>romantic movie
>just be the two of us

are you just using this thread as an excuse to brag about how much of a real man you are? because clearly, this guy made his intentions known.

if a man had been asked out in the same fashion as this girl was and he brought a friend with him because he was unaware that it was a date, he'd get made fun of and get called autistic for not noticing social cues.

>>36954020
you and the tripfag can both kill yourselves

>>36954147
alright and you keep asking girls on """"""dates"""""" that they will bring their friends too because youre too beta to be direct

>>36954020
>>36954176
nice samefag big guy

>>36951288
Me
>"would you like to go to homecoming?"

Her
>"eh i don't like public places since im such an introvert"

Next week she's ouy with Chad at homecoming and getting dicked by him to the point people literally walked past them fucking at a party.

I fucking hate women.

>>36952077
Probably because her sleeping problem was sleeping around.

>>36953991
IT'S A FUCKING FOOT
oreganidoo

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>>36954489
DICKS
ICKSD
CKSDI
KSDIC
SDICK

>>36954489
I'm pretty sure it's an ogre hand, dude

>>36954553
You are an ogre hand

>>36951288
Not really related but what site/app is that? I've seen screencaps of it quite a bit and I'm curious

>>36952223

Yes that what all men would prefer. Men value honesty and straightforward kindness rather than manipulative dishonesty. The only way you wouldn't have already realized this is if you were an alien from another planet or a retard.

>>36953895
>>36954020

Only an autist would think this way. No socially developmentally normal person thinks like you.

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Posted in another thread but I guess I can post in here since it works

Been trying to get to talk more to oneitis
>I always sit with her in the morning and always with her
>Basically i'm with her everyday in school
>She returns from a trip one day
>Go to the usual spot to talk to her
>She's not there
>Look for her and find out she's waiting for another dude
>Go up to her
>"oh hi Anon, i'm just waiting for X, you can go talk you other friends from now on"
>I still get to talk to there throughout other periods of the day
>Finally muster out the courage to ask her out the day of break
>"I'm not looking for a relationship right now. But we can still be friends"
>Be a faggot and accept my fate
>Break ends and I go back to school
>See her and X sitting down next to each other in new spot
>Do all I can to act like I don't see them or care.
>If she/he isn't there in time they wait for each other
>I have to pass by them everyday in their direct sight no matter what
>Still talk to her everyday.

I tried not talking to her for a day and the next day she came up to me asking why weren't talking like usual. Kill me

>>36954222
God, i don't understand why they just say no, goddamnit, it would save her time and your time.

>>36952223
>would you rather she just said no?
Yes.

>>36953633

You left right? Similar story I had except it was asking some girl I'd known for a year and had shot me down on meeting to hang out (cut contact and won't be making that mistake again)

Conversation went as

>Can we hang out, I have some stuff I need to discuss
>Sure, WE'LL be there soon.
>We'll?
>"Name of her new idiot she started dating a month ago"?
>I want to hang out alone though,

She then proceeded to bring him anyway and give me nothing but dirty looks and the silent treatment the entire time. This was after knowing her for a year and her being on her third boyfriend since meeting her.

>>36955284
She wants to use you for validation, and maybe favors (i.e. "come help me move"). Rip the band-aid off, and just quit talking to her.

She'll survive, and so will you.

>>36955850
>third boyfriend in a year
Why were you interested in this whore?

>>36953704
It stops when you stop being a loser and do something to make yourself a more attractive mate

>>36953748
> Are you serious about finding a lifetime relationship now?
> Are you interested in us evaluating each other as possible lifetime partners?
> Do you understand that this is a very important, high-stakes situation for both of us?
Hahhaa you're never going to find anyone. Who the fuck says this seriously to someone they've never met?

>>36953965
I love you anon
Ajfydkepsisj

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>>36951288

>Implying I talk to women

Why try when you 100% know she won't be interested? You robots should know better

>>36952275
Everyone with this disorder should be summarily executed, no exceptions. They're worth less than a lump of dog shit in the road

>>36952275
>dating crazy people is bad

Fucking neato

>>36952952
>girls tell guys to me more open with their feelings, to "get in touch with your feminine side"
>do it
>they're disgusted and stop having anything to do with you
I really, seriously, hate women. Seriously, finding out half the population are lying snakes with absolutely no self-awareness is despairing.

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>>36951288
>girl turns you down in the most straightforward way possible without being rude or bitchy
>Bull shit

>>36953991
No it doesn't. What made the ogre funny was the context