>parents will kick me out if I don't get a job within

Volunteer at goodwill and steal shit

Youre parents can't really complain since youre building your resume and by stealing things youre making it worth your while.

>>36951139
gotta be a job. I've done a bit of volunteer work before and it's the only thing on my resume.

>leave the house for 8 hours a day
>get wifi from starbucks on phone.

I read that as
>parents will kick me out if I don't get a gf within a week
had a good laugh thinking for a second it was a bait thread to make robots perceive their environments as hostile

>>36951200
>wanting to leave bed
>comfy in public
Youre a normie

>>36951102
temp agency if youre serious. min wage sucks but it's better than neetdom

>>36951102
Load up your car with everything you care about. Get a job at Mickey D's and live in your car.

Why don't you try the job corps?

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>>36951244
>min wage sucks but it's better than neetdom
>wagies actually believe this

>>36951102
OP you have two choices here, and either one is going to define your life.
>throw a tantrum, no a meltdown to convey autism/mental illness
or
>become a drifter/join military