The only two days wagies share the night with us astonishing

well at least we can share the night with a warm body instead of a comfy pillow waifu

>>36984042
Speak for urself fag, literally no wage cuck that is a wage slave has a warm body to sleep with unless it's some feminine mentally ill teap, whom I'm okay to have and pp my semen inside with my average cock.

>>36984042
This is untrue, I have been employed full time for 10 years and I've never held a girl's hand.

>>36984062
>>36984069
jeez guys, whats with the aggression? its not my fault you put the pussy on the pedestal. relax, stop acting autistic and just approach a girl

>>36984137
>stop acting autistic

>just stop having autism dude

>>36984137
Nah. I'll just kill myself if I get drunk enough tonite, thx tho.

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>>36984001
Two days...what to do, what dooo?

I think I'll get a haircut.

>>36984157
why? youre not a parasitic NEET

>>36984001
ur fucking dumb. I work part-time, easy as fuck job, 16 hrs/week, in the late afternoon, like 5pm-9pm. It's not that bad, I get spending money AND i qualify for bux, you stupid pathetic fuck.

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>>36984235
my my wagie, sure are ragie tonight aren't we. shekelstein not bump you up to full time yet? stacy over at tyrone's house again? tick tock wagecuck, only one day to go. but don't worry as they say another day another dollar.

>>36984292
ur lasagne looks shit

>>36984292

Can I join you, even if I have a side hustle online? I don't have a boss or anything. Allow me to enter neetdom please.

I'm working for a month continually, than I am quitting and enjoying three months off before uni begins.

>>36984418
Don't go to uni unless scholarship or really talented in math and sciences, trust me, the bubble will pop soon and the suffering won't help you.

>>36984308
that's the joke, dumb wagie.

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Neet cucks.
Wage slaves

All fall short to the Ballbusting Cbt master race

>>36984472
Whatever NEETO, hippity hop to the barber shop

>>36984463
I'm on an Electrical Engineering course, but I think I will fail that so I'm switching to the one thing I excell at, and enjoy, Computer Science.

Do people even get scholarships anymore?

Ah, welcome to your little time off wagie. For a short time, you're free to dress as you like, do as you like, and you don't even have to shave until monday if you don't want.
What's that? You only shave once every two weeks?
My oh my, wagie, you should get that checked out. No wonder you think my daily shave is so funny, your body still thinks you're a child!

>>36984512

I did. So I know it is still a thing. I know quite a few people got them. Depends on finance/high school performance.

>>36984512
no. college is a meme, uni knows you need them so why give away free money to you, more profitable to make you pay full price. only jamal, achmed and stacy get scholarships anymore.

>>36984512
I got a scholarship paying half my tuition. But then I failed some classes two semesters in a row so it was pretty pointless.

>>36984512
Yes, my brother did, he was really smart, presidential scholarship, bit he didn't know what to do, but make sure you love what you do, if you dobt, you will fail, trust me on this. You can learn to love it too. There are a thousand different ways to love something anon, make us waif bots anon, you are our Only hope.

>>36984547
>high school performance.
lol I wish
income and the color of your skin are the only things they give out money for now

>>36984573

I'm white and in an upper middle class family.

>>36984584
How did you end up here? Orange and Lemons

>>36984602

I've never seen a vagina in real life.

>>36984584
so what was the scholarship for? "lol take our free money"? musta got lucky, or live in a very generous state/country

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>>36984544
And speaking of hair!

>>36984625

Scholarship was for academic performance. We are in that weird borderline where college financially considers your family well-off to not offer financial aid, but to the point where college payments are still a bit of a downer. It's not piss away money to us. Not rich by any means. Upper middle class at best.

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>>36984544
>>36984655
It's your favourite time of the day again!

>>36984655
What about it, wagie? Thinking of growing yours out? I don't think your manager would approve
Seriously though, go get your test levels checked.

>>36984658
>>36984625

Also I live/attended university in Texas, USA.

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>>36984544
>>36984672
Can you tell what is yet? Here's a clue *snip* *snip*

>>36984697
Wagie-pie, if you're not growing facial hair and you're not a woman, you need to see a doctor.

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>>36984697
>>36984673
>>36984544
Have fun at your daily haircut! And as always, don't forget to wash your hair!

>>36984718
You don't even know what a barber is, you you wagie? You prefer the "salon", is that right?
Sorry to hear.

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>>36984718
The squalor neets live in, they wouldn't be allowed in any respectable barbershop. Matted greesy hair notwithstanding.

Also implying they could even leave their mom's place or government housing without substantial amounts of Xanax

>That feleings when 40 hours per week wagie.
>That feeling when I love my long hair, and love the feeling of it freshly washed.

>>36984730
Ah I forgot trying to joke with a NEET is like getting blood out of a stone. I know you, and guys like you, struggle with sarcasm and jokes. Please forgive my lack of sensitivity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI

I have prepared an audio version for any NEETs too embarrassed to go for their daily haircut.

>>36984778
Bloodstones and lack of facial hair growth? See a doc already! I know your job doesn't really cover insurance, but you need to go. If you die, who will pay for my daily shave you're so fond of?

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>>36984761
>tfw actually getting a daily haircut this afternoon
mmm, thanks for the neetbux wagies
I go to the place that does the straight razor shave and the foot massage

hi NEET. I have work in 3 hour and 20 minutes. pls kill me.

>>36984834
Saturday, huh? My heart goes out to you.

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>>36984803
Not getting a hot towel

That's how I know you're an unskilled plan with no taste in the finer things

Probably couldn't afford it after your 4chan gold you buy

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>>36984803
>Gee, NEET, what do you want to do today?
>The same thing we do every day NEETy! Go out for a haircut!

>>36984483

literally the worst fetish where you make yourself infertile.

Did you know some people are sexually attracted to getting their haircut? Just thought you'd like to know

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>>36984870
there is also a hot towel and "facial massage" whatever the fuck that is
"executive" n337 cuts

>>36985030
I pay for my haircur every couple of months with honest wages, like God intended

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>>36985069
notanargument
the fine things are NEET clay now

>>36985087
Wasn't an argument. Just a fact. Also that house looks comfy af

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>>36985110
Fair enough. I let my hair grow wild for months sometimes. I love haircuts though, and the place I go knows not to talk to me more than necessary and they're really nice about it.

I like to imagine I'm in the downstairs corner of the meme house, under the stairs, in a pillow fort, listening to the cat purr.

>>36984042
Enjoy your night with your golddigging primatebot. It might be warm, but remember, you pay for that heat. Heat from the electricity grid is a lot cheaper and more reliable.

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>>36985155
I'd like the top corner, a window with old (smells good old) wooden blinds, a crt for old games, and a table to repair old NESs on. Maybe a porch to smoke a pipe on. Coooooomfy

>>36984001
Joke's on you, NEET. I'm slowly turning my savings to cash and then drop out of the wagecuck life, immediately cashing in hartzbux because I'm so "poor" :^)

What do your family members and peer group think of your ways, NEETs? How are your high school classmates doing? What would they think if they saw you in this infantilized state of mind?

>>36985282
This

How is thanksgiving? Must be tough balancing the one holiday where it's cool for you to eat like a pig like usual, and the probing questions about your lack of girlfriend and job prospects.

At least you'll get compliments on that nice haircut

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>receive neetbux for 6years
>government is going full republican and is forcing forcing me to get a job
>mfw they found a job for me
>its a fucking FULL TIME job
>start on monday
stop it, i dont want to feel like this, i want my neetbux back. fucking wagies i hate you people fuking much i cant do th is i want to kill myself

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>>36985357
While I make fun of you neets I don't like you being taken off of bux. It's cruel, and just forcing unskilled labor into the market. You guys, most of you can't wirk. It'd be better to find some way to integrate slowly, and actually help those of you with turbotism to find something you can do to still be useful, and find a way to find fulfilling useful work to foster a want and need to work slowly.

Heat the frog in the pot too quick and it'll jump out. Go slow and they'll stay

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reminder that this has never been refuted by the NEETs. When met with the truth they froth at the mouth and are sent into a spastic fit, wherein they likely soil themselves and scuttle back into their crusty bed to cry

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I too like SU, Neetfriend. I got these with some of my wages, I'll be getting Connie, Lion and Best Dad today. These were from yesterday.

I don't know why these threads are still a thing. 90% of wagecucks on /r9k/ were adult NEET's at one point. We know you wanna kill yourselves every single day and we know exactly how shitty people are to you because we experienced it ourselves. Almost everyone has.

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>NEETcuck
>thinking he can post on the board after what happened
Stay eternally BTFO

>>36985918
Not me, I've been working since I escaped my mother's womb, I've had three jobs, and two full time educational courses held down since last January.

I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and work 127 hours a week.

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>>36985562
It was made by NEETs, you just switched the names around.

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>>36984001
This spoilerspoilerspoiler.

Ninja NEET here with only 2 months left of being NEET, Its been an honor serving with you lads

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NEET here

need some Bitcoin donations to live my NEET paradise life, thanks everyone for supporting me

1NcmtraRWyQ6o2a2JKpf9Nh5dLbkscWmba

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Self employed master race checking in
>get on my level faggots

>>36988083

I'm self employed master-race also

But in some level you still "work for someone" somehow I work harder then my wagecucks

But, I do make a lot more then them.... and I mean a lot. Thanks guys.