I wanna get married to a robot boy~

>>36982475
only works if you're slim femboy too

>>36982500
>only works if you're slim femboy too
what do you mean "only works"?

>>36982475
>I wanna get married to a robot boy~
This

>>36982475
i want to marry my robot bf

He'll yeah, either this or the the thick cunt I work with, rather with a femboi though, preferably with a Lil thickness in the thighs I would take care of the all the time travel and shit.

>>36984848
that sounds pretty nice anon im sure you will find someon

>>36984873
Hopefully, I'm actually more of a cyborg and kind of a handsome desu, but I would rather be with a femboi since they are Way more cute and relatable, not a fag but would definately marry one too be my waifu.

>>36984848
>take care of the all the time travel and shit

Are you John Titor?

>>36984967
im not judging but wouldnt that make you a fag anon?

>tfw you think femboys and traps are cute
>tfw you have no sex drive and they're usually nymphos

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>>36982475
>Nearly had this
>It was LDR and both of us were going to school
>both strapped for cash
>Love each other, but it falls apart due to the distance

Now that its gone I honestly wish I had just dropped and gone to be with him. I'd do it in a heartbeat if he took me back.

>>36984973
Idk as long as they are feminine with wide hips I would hug them every night and tell them it's okay and protect them from everything like a brother and a lover. I would be fine, but wide hips and feminine is a must!!! Aesthetically.

Otherwise I'd have to resort to an actual fen, but they are alway cunt, rather a femboi desu.

I just want a cute boy to cuddle with :/

>>36985024
tfw thicc hips thighs and butt but no feminine face

>>36984972
>>36984972
Lmao, I was in the marines, (jad to Google that, pretty intresting shot desu, very similar to my character, but I would taker care of her or him whatever they want to he called and love them and let them shoot many guns lmao, while we lift and do train runs and do some backpacking!!! I drink alor, naval traditions lmao!!!

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>tfw getting too old to be a femboy anymore
ashyg at least I look a little androgynous still

>>36985080
Time for HRT, obviously.

>>36985080
>tfw wasted my best years
>still a virg
>short as fuck, way too short to be a normal man
heh... *runs hand through hair* shikata ga nai, ah? heh heh heh.

>>36985080
How old

Oregano

>>36985058
>>36985089
This do hey and you'll be fine, I wouldn't mind honestly I just want to make someone feel safe and love them and hug them but also fug I his lmao, but fembois are way more relatable, as long as you can stand hispanic ex mil that are still handsome, because it's not just me that has to be happy it's you too :)

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>>36985089
I don't want a useless limp dick
>>36985097
This. Below average height sucks after you start entering your mid twenties and are no longer as cute
>>36985106
Only 22 but aging is getting obvious

>>36985123
There's a newer pill that's really good that, I hear. I don't remember the name but there's definitely one that's supposed to be better for that.

>>36985123
>22
If you're still pure ill take you in

>>36985123
>>36985140
bicalimide or something bica for short

>>36985123
I will jerking and suck u off no prob, we can even swap, but I want to to not butt pounding and dominance coz I'm always Lind of alpha desu lol, I know it's cringey, but I'm still masculine and will treat
You like a woman, the are plenty of guys like me I'm sure. Add me on Gmail [email protected].

>>36985160
All traps on her add me, I'm drunk but I will message back, and let's have some chemistry then we can do some pics lmao.

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>>36985140
>>36985148
But I don't want bitchtits either, just more feminine hips and such.
>>36985146
I'm pure but I'm a depressed robot mess

>>36985192
Yes but see I want you to get bitchtits.

See how this works?

>>36985123
just only take bicalutamide look it up anon

>>36985192
I'm kind of an alcoholic and probably borderline socio. Where you live

>>36985192
if you want to avoid tits you just take raloxifene or tamoxifene after 6 months you silly

>>36985192
Take finasteride pills
you can get it over the counter, much less dangerous than bicalutimide, prevents hair loss, what's not to like?

>>36985173
Tbh I want someone to love and take care of, most importantly love!

I am kid of an alpha coz of Marines I guess.

But most of it is chemistry, and I'm sure if you keep taking hormones you'll be cuter and personality by default better than roasties better lmao, I'm a drunk. But I was in the military and I can change I just need a cute femboi to help me!

I an handsome according to my coworkers and females too, but I prefer a femboi because they are Way more relate be and cute!

Add me again! I will msg! Let's work on chemistry l, no pics! I would rather be with a femboi, especially since artificial insemination is a tjing, he'll look at the former navy seal femboi meme. And that shit is real. Lmao I chatted with her (him) on Facebook, bit he says he's too old for me since I'm 21!

>>36985338
you are kinda cute anon

>>36985364
No u, I would do a meme, but in way to fucked up lmao.

>>36985392
if i wasnt so shy and stuff i would contact you but i wish you the best of luck i hope you can find someon!

>>36985406
contact him you son of a bitch

he's baring his drunk heart and soul on an anonymous imageboard he needs this

>>36985214
>>36985255
>>36985294
The stupid moodswings and change of personality aren't worth it either. Any kind of HRT will change you in ways you won't like

>>36985422
This, shit even if your fro. A different country other that the good old American fucking fitty states I would at LEAST chat with you, even on discord if you have it, I don't care, I just want some chemistry anon kun, maybe some anime nights on skype, if it's gets serious!

>>36985338
This is why it was a bad idea to ever let a POG be commandant. If we still had 03's as commandants you would have been purged back then and I wouldn't have to see this eye-cancer.

>>36985469
>Implying

Stfu POG. I will fuck you up you boot bitch, lmao jk I don't give a fucking about hazing you, even if you are a boot, but if a you are an 0331 you better fucking strut you boot bitch.

>>36985497
Fuck guns I was an 11 faggot. Where were you stationed?

>>36985543
Oh fuck no son, you better be a Mateo. Unless you are a some kind of MEU baby.

tfw a thread about femboys and peer pressuring someone to take hrt turns into a military dickswinging session

fucking 4chan

>>36985567
Yeah I was in Mateo, 3/5 for a few years and then 2/4 until I got out.

>>36985588
Shieeeeet, well, Good for u, I got fucked up, really bad, but i don't blame the marines, keep on keeping on hard charging warrior, I'm gonna
sleep now lmao.

>>36985422
i did contact him...

>>36985123
>Only 22 but aging is getting obvious

Wait till you're 27. I know your pain.

Mfw I wish I had a femboy bf AND a thick gf.

Why was I brought to this world if its only suffering?

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>tfw want to get married with robot boy
>dont want to have sex, just cuddling
>robots have too much pent up sexual frustration
some things are unattainable i guess

>>36985872

why hello there anon how are you today

>>36984996

>>36985872
I dont, but thats only because Ive been having regular sex since I was 17.

>tfw 25 year old average looking manlet

>>36985780
41 reporting, you are like little babby. I embraced the neanderthal life a long time ago but it wasn't the end of the world for me. There's a surprising amount of guys into topping mascs and younger guys are drawn to me because of the whole daddy thing. I've always been a switch so it works out I guess.

>>36982475
You won't find a guy who's beautiful and feminine like the 2D you're posting.

>>36985947
this. even the best looking girls like natatlie portman and jennifer connelly are shit to anime traps

>>36985947
This. Looks fade and if the person underneath it all is a piece of shit then it doesn't matter. Sometimes the best person is the one you're not afraid of looking stupid in front of.

>>36982475
As a fembot, I disapprove.

>>36986040
too bad cuz boipussy > cuntpussy

>>36986054
>implying you have a choice :^)
originall

>>36986040
No one asked your fucking stupid opinion.
OP is a fag.

>>36985080
You'll look like a drag queen, this is the future you chose for yourself

>>36986040
>third word typed outs the typer as fembot
Bold move, let's see it crash and burn

>>36986072
I am always entitled to my opinion beta faggot

Robots are not capable of sustaining relationships. I have tried 11 (eleven) times because I cared about them and in every one they either outright told me off for being too "extroverted" for wanting to do something other than jerk off and play vidjya once in a while, or they got bored of me because all we did together was jerk off and play vidjya. The only one that reached the point of meeting up irl practically tried to rape me.

>>36986242
But what you don't see is that no one cares about your opinion if you feel the need to distinguish yourself from the masses by adding "fembot"
Anonymous image board Fembo, no one asked if you're a woman, no one wants to know if you're a woman or not, keep it to yourself, i know it's hard for roasties to keep the existence of their cunts a secret but try your hardest

>>36985123
Sauce on that image? looks cute

>>36986040
>As a fembot, I disapprove.
why

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>>36986254
I've tried two times and the second one did reach the point of meeting and it went very well, anon. You just need to filter out roleplayers right at the beggining.

>tfw no regular robot bf
Can't stand femboys desu

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>>36986318
>tfw everyone I meet is just barely entry tier gay and has the libido of a hormonal 16 yo
send help

>>36986254
I've had similar issues desu, but I don't think it's a matter of extroversion, I've just got lots of hobbies and they're what I consider makes life worth living. I'd like to be able to share at least SOME of them with my partner, but most people seem to live pretty, uh... spartan lives in terms of interest.

>>36986342
>>36986318
>>36986254

You're all right, to some degree. Ive tried it 3 times. One was unbalanced personality wise, and was a NEET who spoke IRL like she did on this board. Did not go well. She also had 0 experience on how to properly socialize, and while some of you might think that sounds like the perfect gf, dont be fucking fooled. She had hoards of orbiters, which was suprising, because again, everything she did and said was retarded, and all she would do was sit inside and play video games and had no brain or thinking skills. She was also super vapid and her value and self worth was directly correlated to how many guys were attracted to her, or gave her attention. Cock hungry, and later cheated.

Second one was really great, she was much smarter, in university, not a neet, and we even shared the same kinks. When she wasnt in university she would be at home, she didnt go, but instead just stayed at home and played videos games. But again I started to realize that she too was unbalanced as far as personality went, and the memespeak from this board also plagued our conversations. So by contrast, she was actually educated, but was still infected with the virus of retarded social interaction that she learned from being on this board. And just like the first one, she too would only feel valuable depending on if men found her attractive/worthy. Also cock hungry, but stayed faithful.

Third one I dont talk about because, well, for all intents and purposes she was perfect. Had none of the other issues listed here, had a balanced personality, didnt easily get angry, was articulate and socialized, but also had weeby and nerdy interests, didnt have slutty behaviour, wasnt cock hungry, had real opinions and thoughts that werent related to sex, video games or 4chan memes.

Anyway those are my run ins with women on this board. Im bisexual, but never tried with another guy from here. Fuck it, maybe I'll give the male robots a shot.

>>36986432
>3rd one left you because you weren't all that
Poor Icarus, flew too high and fell hard

>>36986469

Close. We were to together for a year and a half. She lived in another country. We would travel to see eachother throughout, but it didnt work out in the long term.

>tfw femboy
>asian
>skinny

where's my boyfriend

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>>36986587
Right here, marry me anon-kun

>>36986598
but i just met you, how can u expect me to marry you?

>>36982475
>tfw no miserable NEET robot bf

>>36986616
Sometimes you have to take chances in life

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>tfw nobody wants a dommy femboi

>>36986631
well how do i take you up on your chance?

>>36986647
Everyone wants a dommy femboi.

I know I do.

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>>36986432
I'm a bottomfag femboy and my experience with robots is that lots of people here are nothing but roleplaying really. Or have your average robot personality of being shut ins.
I would consider myself introverted but I still like meeting and talking to people irl and have stuff and hobbies I like doing. I don't want to spend my life inside my room, I want to make experiences and memories.
Yet robots are exactly the opposite and they are fine with it. Seem to be okay with having LDR 'relationships' without ever intending or expecting to meet which to me is nothing more than a mere roleplay. They are unwilling to spend money and put in effort to actually meet irl ocassionally and make the LDR work.

>>36986587
do you wear qt thigh highs and panties? ;3

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>tfw will never have a boyfriend because i'm too tall (5'6") and my boobs are too small (32B)

>>36986719
I think you might be in the wrong thread.

>>36986719
This is fake because I would date you

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>>36986647
Depends on how passable and cute you look, if you're hot and feminine id let you dom me within the limits of good taste
>>36986719
Big boobs ain't all that, they start sagging as time goes by

>>36986727
>topic is "i wanna get married to a robot boy~~"
Just because it was a fag that started the thread doesn't make it fag exclusive, you want fag exclusives go back to /lgbt/

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>>36986742
Not passable, just androgynous like fembois are supposed to be. The whole point is to be boyish and feminine at the same time
>>36986674
o oh

>>36986719
>she thinks her 32B is too small
Try being a 30AA and being nicknamed Flatty. Even a guy I had a huge crush on back in HS saw me the other day and yelled "Hey Flatty, is that you?" and made a joke of how my boobs have not grown in the past 12 years since we graduated HS.

>>36986761
Don't stutter now, you're supposed to be the one in charge.

>>36986784
>Try being a 30AA
CUTE

>>36986761
So a twink? Don't know man, twinks always remind me of Swedes and they are tasteless skanks

>>36986784
>>36986797
What this anon says desu

The novelty is adorable and you'd stand out to me. We'd make fun of all the girls with unwieldy melons together.

>>36986703
sometimes... don't tell anybody

>>36986815
be my qt subby femboy to bully

>>36986784
At least you didn't get nicknamed the Barrel, that was a nice nickname my HS crush had and i was too dumb to realize she might take offense to me using it

>>36986692
Yea, thats exactly the view I got from them. They seem to just live in their room and on this board, or some other one. Im introverted, but I go out every now and then, hang out with friends once a week, maybe have a beer or two. And they act like they're superior to me because Im really just a "normie" because I dont obsess over memes.

They really just dont take the idea of anything meaningful or tangible seriously.

>>36986806
anon, femboys are not passable and they are not twinks. get your terms right

>>36986823
>Barrel
Maybe she should have stopped eating like shit and did some exercise. Then, she would not have looked like a barrel.

>>36986839
What is the difference between femboys, twinks and dickgirls?

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>>36986806
Ain't twinks supposed to be more boyish than femboys though? If you want something completely feminine what you want is a trap
>>36986785
Where are you from Anon?

>>36986862
West coast U.S.

You're probably very far because I'm pulling an all nighter.

>>36986854
She was chubby for nearly a year and then she blossomed into a boob monster, she even invited me to meet up once but i was a dumb teenager and thought she wanted the D so i asked if she wants to suck my dick, she said no so i just said ok and left

Autist and boob beast~~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5i-JtII7ng

>>36986821
ok, as long as you cuddle me

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>>36986857
twink is a young looking and a bit effeminate gay guy
femboy is still boyish looking but slightly more effeminate and does stuff like use makeup, dress more girly, etc., femboys often do hrt but dont transition into girls socially and still identify as male
trap is someone who is passable as a grill whether they are actually a tranny or not and whether they do hormones or not.
trannies are trannies whether they are passable or not

Hopefully that cleared up your confusion

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>>36986862
But traps are cray cray though, don't know depends on how boyish the femboy is, pic related in terms of frame and masc/fem would be pretty good

>>36986925
this guy has it right. was basically gonna say the same thing

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>>36986931
That's a top tier frame. I like it the best when it's still clear they are a boi

>>36986931
Traps being crazy almost add to their appeal for me desu

>>36986949
Mental illness isn't fun once you have to deal with it every day. Most traps are so fucking insecure and paranoid, never happy with themselves and incredibly depressed

>>36986968
I've dated a trap before, I know, it's pretty sad that I was never able to make them feel better.

At the same time me, I can't relate to someone that's all there.

>>36986829
Same. I did get lucky with people I met from here a few times though. Feels like looking for a needle in a haystack but feels really nice when you actually find it.

I'm in west Canada kik is misterhappy1337

>>36986949
Well i don't want to hit them but if a feminine man would act up too much i might default to "fuck it he is a dude" and give him the back hand

Best option is to just avoid them so you don't have to go to jail for hate crime

>>36986968
This, also don't want to wake up next to a corpse because i didn't read his mind and tell him he looked pretty or something fucked up like that

>>36986946
I wish traps/fembois weren't such sluts, i am a bi and i want to try dating traps/fembois but there is the issue of their mental stability, if they are in it just for the cock and last but not least the public image, i live in Europe and the mudslimes are starting to pop up around here, don't want to fight sand niggers just to be in public with my bf/gf

>>36986823
Did you roll her.

>>36987052
I once groped her and got smacked across the cheeks, left a nice red mark for few minutes, she should have known i was into her, i ask her to suck my dick, i grope her, god why are women so blind to mens advances

>>36987097
>I once groped her and got smacked across the cheeks, left a nice red mark for few minutes
Hot, I usually have to pay for that.

>>36986995

Glad to here, anon. Just out of curiosity, where abouts do you live?

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>>36987148
I live in Poland. You?

>>36987191
Canada. Ever been?

>>36987365
Never. You ever been to Europe?

>>36987523
Once, I went with an ex to England. Tell me some stories about your good relationships.

>>36987622
What is a Chad like yourself doing here? You've fucked a hoard of whores and faggots.

>>36987622
I don't want to reveal too much in case I would get recognised by someone. Sorry, anon. It was nice while it lasted though.
I find it difficult to relate to homonormies but same with most robots. Hopes of getting a satisfying non ldr seem slim so I guess I'm destined to try my luck on 4chan.

>>36987701
You are a degenerate subhuman whore selling out to Chad like your average female roastie. Do you not care that he's fucked a hoard of whores before you without having the slightest hint of standards, or that he sees you as a fetish? Of course not, you are a femboy, after all.

>>36987644
I'm not a Chad. I'm a just a normie. I'm skinny, short, got a normal job, 6/10 looks. Im just good at socializing, being friendly and getting people to like me as a person.

>>36987701
Ahh, well, I appreciate it. It was nice talking to you, you sound nice.

>>36987725
Relax man. I'm just having a friendly conversation with someone, talking about our disappointments with relationships. We're relating to eachother.

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>>36987725
What I'm looking for the most is being compatible and mutual affection.
I don't really care if the person has had sexual partners before me, I probably prefer for that to be the case.
Doesn't mean I want to be with full Chad either though. I don't want to get pumped and dumped either.

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I am

>Male
>22
>5'10"
>127 lbs
>White
>Light brown/dark blond hair
>Green eyes
>Been told I look like Ellen Page

I want a cute robot boyfriend. I will literally travel anywhere in the world to be with someone if we fall in love after we get to know each other online, whereupon we will go have adventures around the world like searching for bigfoot and buried treasure.

PLEASE.

>>36987804
>I'm not a Chad. I'm a just a normie.
You mentioned at least 5 exes in your above posts, some of witch you drifted away from for absolutely retarded reasons. You also mentioned having male partners, casual fuck and dumps I assume, so add another 3-10 to that.

>Im just good at socializing, being friendly and getting people to like me as a person.

What are you doing on a board meant for socially inept losers? I can tell from the way you type that your mindset is the same as that of any Chad I've ever had the misfortune of communicating with.

>>36987816
>I don't really care if the person has had sexual partners before me, I probably prefer for that to be the case.

That's because 1: You have reduced yourself to a hole through the fetish-identity of a submissive femboy and 2: Because you function on the same principles of Chad value as your average female whore.

>Doesn't mean I want to be with full Chad either though. I don't want to get pumped and dumped either

What every single whore in the history of mankind has ever said to excuse hunting after Chad value. A semi Chad to treat you like a semi-hole, then.

>>36987816

To be honest, I'm just a normie and I've only ever been with 2 guys. They were both really feminine though, I'm bisexual but attracted to femininity.

>>36987880
Yea, I've had about 7 female exes, and 2 male ones. So close enough. And no, I didn't drift away from them for absolutely retarded reasons. Getting a gf, and having a meaningful relationships are two different tasks. Drifting away from someone because you're conversations never amount to anything more than video games or memes is just not enough take for a meaningful relationship.

And also, who says this board is for socially inept losers? I've been on 4chan for more than 11 years. Been here a long fucking time.

And you're a retard for thinking that people should care about whether or not a person has had a sexual partner before them. Most people are not virgins. You are in the minority.

>>36988000
Did i mention anything about virginity you pathetic fucking faggot? 10 partners is literally unjustifiable unless you are the most vapid, shallow walking dildo imaginable. 1-3 partners is relatively normal, but 10 is only possible for subhumans like yourself.

>>36988018
You have some deep seated issues with this subject, anon. You're getting very angry and upset over a conversation 2 people were having that didn't involve you

If you want a gf and a meaningful relationship, work on being a more interesting person, by improving your social interactions and not becoming irritated so easily.

You'll make it anon.

>>36988000
>Getting a gf, and having a meaningful relationships are two different tasks. Drifting away from someone because you're conversations never amount to anything more than video games or memes is just not enough take for a meaningful relationship.

This excuse could have worked the first 5 times, but it is fairly obvious that you have horrible issues yourself when you still haven't managed by the 10th.

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>>36987869
Are you cute and like anime though?

>>36988000
>Getting a gf, and having a meaningful relationships are two different tasks

Fucking someone and being in a relationship are two different tasks. You don't fuck someone if you have so little in common, unless you think with your cock.

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>>36987880
>>36988018
Anon, you need to realise that sex stuff comes second in every meaningful relationship. You emphasize it too much.

>>36988091
Sex stuff comes once a relationship has been established in the first place, not once you find a meme spouting fuckbuddy.

>>36988071
You say that, but I've been dating girls since I was 15. I am now 28. I've had multiple long term relationships. But you're right, I'm not perfect. I have my own issues as well. My relationships average at least a year. I realize a lot of you are really young and don't have the same experience as I do, but things aren't always so black and white. You're assuming a lot about me that you're incorrect about.

>>36988119
>since I was 15
It is clear that you are in the minority here. A tiny minority from among those who browse this shithole have done so, with the exception of the chadest of normies.

Would anyone even want to cuddle a manboy who is taking estrogen pills?

>>36988169
>manboy who is taking estrogen pills
What the fucc is that

>>36987191
K A T O W I C E
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>>36988169
>manboy

what did he meaned by this?

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>>36988204
Not. Depends on what you consider far.

>>36988291
>>36988291
Do you have a contact anon?

>>36988311
I have kik. username is GenericAnimuPoster

>tfw I don't deserve a boyfriend because I'm mentally unstable

>>36988491
I can be your boyfriend if you can stand me being mentally ill/unstable

>>36988515
I don't know, I just feel too dangerous to really put myself in a relationship.
I hit myself last night in anger because there wasn't really anything else to hit and it still hurts today.

>>36988551
iktf. I have such fits too occasionally.

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>>36982475
ew get ooet fegat

In all seriousness, please stop posting here

>>36986931
>>36986946
>clear they are a boy
>not a single hair on their body
honestly the hair is the biggest problem in my opinion
it is ugly and always a bad thing

>>36988085
I have been called cute many times! Post Discord pls

>>36988551
What triggered you?

gsgsghsdfga

>>36988652
I like shaved skin on feminine men, it is so smooth and from what i hear really sensitive, add to that oil and nasty time and you have yourself a good time

>>36988832
What else, stress. Being an extroverted introvert isn't really easy; I can handle people but it makes me uncomfortable and I don't like prolonged social situations.
Eventually I had the strawbreaker piss me off and I just kinda lost it. Would've hit them if they were there in person.

>>36988899
>extroverted introvert
How does that work?

>>36988985
I'm an introvert but I'm not socially retarded. I can function as a Normie, but I hate it and people wear me down pretty quickly.

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>tfw you have a robot bf for about 2 years now

>>36989037
My situation is similar. I'd much rather live as a NEET, but circumstances have forced me to learn the normie ways. I'll never get used to it, ofc, but I can manage to endure convincingly enough.

Are you a wageslave?

>>36989104
>Are you a wageslave?
Worse, I'm a salesman.

>>36989089
>>36982475
The words 'robot' used in the context of users of this board, and 'bf' as an acronym for boyfriend used consecutively creates an oxymoron.

>>36989037
So you're just introverted.

Introverted does not mean you are socially retarded you cuck.

It just means people wear your down instead of give you more energy.

>>36989133
Kek. Worse indeed, as being sociable is absolutely necessary. How did you end up on such a job?

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>>36982475
no you don't, true robots are disgusting creatures both on the outside and on the inside

>>36989175
Nobody wanted to hire me for a regular job, so I made my own. You might think being your own boss is nice, but that doesn't mean you don't answer to anybody. I have several new bosses a day- my customers, who hold me at their beck and call.
Still, I make quite a bit of money off of them so I shouldn't really complain.
Perhaps salesman is a bit misleading of a job title, but I do sell things (legal things, mind you. I'm not a drug dealer or a prostitute) to people for cash.

>>36989221
This desu, 100%

>>36989228
At least you didn't fall for the college meme, can't get much worse than that. Are you from the US?

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>>36989221
Not really disgusting, just really really bland
But then again roasties offer nothing but their cunts and gays are too obsessed with their bodies
Waifubots are the only way to go, just gotta wait for them to come to market

>>36989282
Canada, so unless you live along the Eastern edge I doubt I'm of much interest to you.
It also means the money I'm making will probably be literally worthless by the end of the year.

>>36989451
I'm actually a eurofag, so even further.

>>36989542
>eurofag
Ooh, what flavor?

>>36989590
Why did i imagine a sassy gay jester in yellow / purple color theme jumping giddily up and down while asking the flavor

>>36989644
I may be a fool but I am not the court jester.

>>36985074

o.o hi desu

Tfw no husbando to turn me into femboy operator

>>36987869
You sound cute as hell, my discord's 3Dpiggu-chan#5116

>tfw you finally get around to shaving your legs
Feels so good.
>tfw no one to take advantage of them being so smooth

>>36990172
why not post them? You can share them with robots so they can use.

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>>36982475
>tfw 6'1 180 wrassler
>no bf because ugly as shit

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Anyone else here could only be in a relationship with somebody from 4chan (not /soc/)? They're the only people who I can really relate too in any meaningful way.

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>>36990217
Sure. They're a bit red cos I only shaved them a couple hours ago. They'll look a lot nicer by tomorrow

>>36990404
>Tfw can't rub my cock under your balls and in between your smooth thighs
Fuck my life up senpai

>>36990404
How can your penis be this smol? It cannot be natural.

People who are cute enough to transition aren't robots.

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>>36990427
I shaved cos I was supposed to meet up with a guy today for the first time. But he stopped responding to my messages a couple days ago. I haven't cum since Tuesday cos I was waiting for him
>>36990453
It's natural. I ain't mad cos it's kinda cute. Also I rarely have to worry about hiring boners in public

>>36990480
aint that the cutest little wee wee :3

>>36990480
smol wee
would flick/10

>>36990569
Thanks
>tfw incredibly submissive guy
>blessed with small cute dick
Life is good. Might be nicer if uncut but meh.

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So many people in these threads post begging for a BF but never post any method to contact them. Wasteful!

>>36990638
>talk with somebody in thread
>seems interesting and fun
>ask them to post contact info so we can talk further
>never responds

Why even start talking to people.

>>36990638
Maybe they do that in the appropriate threads on soc, rather than here.
not that I wouldn't post it if someone asked

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>>36990638
Neither did you anon. I just want to shitpost about wanting a bf since I'll probably never find anything here.

>>36990608
where do I find people like you?
not original? wutt

>>36990742
In LONDON. Although if you want we could still chat even if you're from far away

I have a gf. Sometimes I wish she was a cute boy.

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>>36990608
>tfw incredibly submissive guy
>blessed with 15 cm veiny dick
Atleast rest of my genetics worked out well. Seems like I'll be forced to always wear chastity.
hrt might help make my dick useless too

>>36985123
try being 27
you still have time

>>36990818
I want to edge your fat dick with my mouth!

>>36990844
N-no. I don't want anyone to touch it.

>>36990818
Are you cute? If so you can be my wife (male)

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>>36990821
>Fellow 27 year old

Please take me

>>36990818
A lot of guys like submissives with big dicks, I think small dicks just add cuteness.
>>36990844
I second this

>>36986647
what are you talking about that's exactly what I want more than anything.

>tfw pale pink boipucci to slam my caramel dick into

>>36990857
Sorry, anon. I already do have a bf.
>>36990865
I would like to have a small one. No point in dwelling on it though.

>>36990772
from usa
i meant to say, how did you contact the person who bailed on you etc
on what platforms do you try to find partners

>all these submissive traps
Glad I have a switch trap with a perfect sized cock.

Anons are missing out on the best of both worlds!

>>36990821
>>36990862
I'm not the cuteboy I used to be able to be.
My best years have been wasted.
I dunno if you'd actually want me now.

>>36990934
>switch trap
I don't even want a trap just a smol switch. Why is this so impossible to find.

>>36990927
/soc/ Kik hookup threads. How difficult it'll be to find someone depends on your location. I'm from UK and there are designated UK hookup threads. UK posters are super obnoxious and feel like they need their own threads on every board. Britfeel, britpol, Brit hookups

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I'm an elite NEET with my own place, no parents or roommates. It's a nice place too.

One of you should come be my sissy femboy maid. Only catch is you must be shorter than me, I'm 5'11". Oh, and you have to wear a chastity device when I'm not around. Oh, and I might pimp you out to random men if I feel like it. In all, you'll be mine in body and soul, a slave, and you will worship me as your God. Transgressions will be met with bullying and spankings. But I'll buy you cute cosplay outfits, makeup, hair removal products, sex toys, etc. for I am merciful and forgiving God.

>>36990943
>He's also reasonable
Why are you trying to make this so easy

>>36990952
>smol switch
>tfw this is literally me

>>36990976
>>36990899
Fuck off from this board normalfags. You should be banned.

>>36991023
Looking for a bf then?

>probably has a bf or lives cross country.

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>>36991018
>no location
Anon please

>>36991023
I don't think easy would be the right word.

Having a boyfriend is something I've wanted for a long time, but too scared to even try for fear of getting hurt again.

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>>36991137
Honestly not right now. I'd be happy making friends who are gay but having just got out of a serious relationship... Just not ready for all of that again.

>>36991243
Why the fuck are you on /r9k/, normalfag? Quit polluting the place.

>>36991243
Ah, that's too bad but I don't really want another "friend" who stops talking to me after a couple days.

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Tfw a cuteboy said he will be my boyfriend just now.

I'm really happy lads, tbqhwy

>>36991354
You can fuck off from this board now normie

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>>36991393
Its just an internet thing for now, but were only like a 2 hour flight away from each other, this could work right?

I've known him for a while and kinda slowly developed a crush on him. He's perfect mixture of cute, sweet and talented that made me anxious to claim him fast!

>>36991235
We could just take it slow and get to know one another then. Would you be willing to share some kind of ID for chatting?

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>>36991542
>>36991235


Awwwww :3 let it go and be happy together, what else can this hell hole be good for

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>>36991476
Jealous.
tell me about him and how you met

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>>36990772
b-but I'm a qtboi in LONDON also anon. What can we do about this?

>>36991887
We met here! Like 3-4 months ago, he's very cute and likes dressing in girly clothes and wearing thigh-highs while he programs. But above that, he's a really nice boy.

I'm 4 years older than him, I'm in computer science so on multiple levels I just want to protect him. its weird, I haven't had this kind of crush in so long I forgot how it felt - he's a really cool lil lad :3

>>36992039
You have Kik or discord or steam?
also I should be able to help you with butt shaving technique

>>36992060
I'm happy for you, anon. Hope things work out for you two.

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>>36992079
Are you really 16 anon?

>>36992079
Underage please get out now origgigi

>>36992079
Reported for underage :^) origigig

>>36991628
>>36991542
I guess an email wouldn't hurt

>>36992067
kik is twinkmeets22
probably won't answer right away as I am busy with coursework

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>>36992079
be careful with homosex in russia anon

>>36992081
Hey thanks anon, me too! r9k boys are objectively the best boys

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>>36992060
if this is more than a meme, i'll have lost my hope in humanity

>>36992269
Huh? Its cute as hell tbqh

>>36992288
okay, it is okay
i was just counter meming

>want to date a robot boy
>would probably just end up dumping them in pursuit of my emotionally abusive oneitis
Is there no joy in this world

>>36992285
Did you consider just not being gay?

But seriously, when you get past your ban, its cute that your 16 and all but its irrelevant, if you want to post on grownup boards then you must become a grown up.

Would it be possible to take just a little bit

>>36992142
That'd be nice. What address?

>>36985026
>I just want a cute boy to cuddle with :/
This :(

>>36986587
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE FAGGOT

>>36991155
Windsor, Ontario. Originelele

>>36992729
>Ontario

KYS dirty faggot die alone.

How do I know if my anus was built for dick penetration?

>>36992770
check if your anus is an anus. If it is, it was.

>>36992453
Sorry I'm stuck at my wage slave job for awhile and don't remember my throwaway email.

>>36993114
I can fit a cucumber in my boipussy, is that good enough?

>>36993126
Well you can try mailing [email protected] (temporary email) later if you'd like to chat and we can take it from there.

>>36993162
Shame on you! that hole is fresh meat only

>>36984805
>robot
>bf
I thought entering a relationship made one permanently a non-robot.

>>36993309
>I thought entering a relationship made one permanently a non-robot.

I think he's saying that his bf was once a robot who he met on /r9k/

>>36992060
That sounds really cute anon I hope you guys get married and post about it here and invite us

Intelligent people do not use the windows operating system

>>36986899
kik?

time to bully me a qt

>>36992411
>Would it be possible to take just a little bit
You can take me

>>36994167
Correct, intelligent people such as ourselves use Mac exclusively.

I'm not a cuteboy, but I wanna have a cuteboy bf

How do I accomplish this?

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>>36987869
Ellen Page is bretty qt.
I'm more handsome than cute though, I guess you're looking for another smol qt boy right.

>>36994735
>I'm not a cuteboy, but I wanna have a cuteboy bf
>How do I accomplish this?
by claiming one for yourself and forcing them to consider themself as your property

>>36994167
linux-only computing is the perfect compliment to an anal-only lifestyle

>>36994841
>linux-only computing is the perfect compliment to an anal-only lifestyle
agreed desu
>tfw no arch Linux bf

>>36994961
s-sorry anon I run debian
can we still be friends

>>36993224
I can email you after I get home from work tonight

>>36995299
>I can email you after I get home from work tonight
Sorry you lost your chance

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>>36995299
Sounds good looking forward to it.

>>36995299
>I can email you after I get home from work tonight
I already got a bf you are too late

>>36994326
>kik?
>time to bully me a qt
I think you should go to /soc/ instead