When was the last time you made a girl cry, r9k?

>>37126042
i wish i could lick the tears of her face

>>37126042
In 5th grade I went to a school dance with a girl and stepped on her toes and made her cry.

I have never interacted with females since then.

early january when i broke up w/ my gf

happy tears count?

>>37126042
In sixth form when some bitch lost her shit at me in front of everyone in the upstairs common room for getting into uni when she didn't even though our school had her picked as the highest achieving student. I was chatting shit about how getting offers from uni was easier than I thought it would be and she went into this massive tired about how I didn't deserve to go and all this other shit, I just sort of chuckled and carried on chatting shit with my mates and she broke down crying and left.

a couple days ago
I got a russian whore to fingerbang herself online and I guess she had a super good time

>>37126304
are you an african-amierican?

>>37126340
> tfw no Russian whore gf
Where did you meet her?

6th grade. I told this girl I didn't want to sit next to her anymore. "God I can't wait till I stop sitting next to you." She burst into tears and said to the teacher she was upset because "anon hates me."

I actually talked to her pretty often during that class and was more or less just messing around. After that point I stopped talking to anyone other than close friends. That was the point in my life where I became a sterotypical "nice guy" trying to not offend people and stuff like that. Fucked me up man.

>>37126343
No, pajeet. The course I applied for is all posh white people, pajeets and chinks anyway (desu uni in general in UK is like that but whatever).

>>37126385
why I simply showed her my penis
I guess Russians have a penchant for quarter inchers

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>>37126042
>last time
>implying a girl would ever cry for me

>>37126042
Last night
I berate my gf whenever i get home from work to keep her in her place

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Last week I punched my little cousin's jaw and she fucking cried.

>>37126515
why are you being a meanie?!

>>37126547
Actually I did it by accident because she jumped in my direction and I didn't expect that.

I just left that part out to make my post more funny.

I gave her a ring. Although I freaked out because I couldn't tell if they were tears of joy or something else. It's all cool though.

>>37126042
My mother cries about me alot.
I used to do crazy shit back in the day still dont know why. i would show her my dragon porn ore when i had a bloody nose i would cover my body with blood swasticas and jump out of the clouset and scare her. stuff like that.

>>37126630
>dont know why
autism

>>37126646
they had me tested, no autism

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>>37126042
About when I was seventeen.
>Stacy as a classmate
>For some mysterious reason we are actually good friends and have shitloads of fun together
>Never thought of her as anything more, it just didnt ocure to me
>One day she tells me she has a major crush on me but has a boyfriend etc
>Say nice, so dump him
>"I dont know anon, im just not sure... ill think about it..."
>Shit went on for a few months
>I get more and more pissed as its not leading anywhere
>Send her to hell during math one day, she keeps nagging me and I quietly tell her to fuck off
>She starts to cry
>Tries to contact me on fcb, etc.
>I ignore her
>She gets preggoz with the boyfriend

Well thus ends the ballad of the one time Anon was maybe ever liked...

>>37126042
link anon?

A few years ago when I got into an argument with a feminazi.
I destroyed every single one of her arguments so she used crying as a last resort to try and suck me into her shit.
"I can't believe you believe that anon" *cries* "it makes me so sad that you disagree with me"
Bitches and their crocodile tears, you're not fooling me.

both times i told my mother love doesnt exist and she started crying and telling me im wrong.
i still dont know why that made her so sad

7th grade when a disgustingly fat mexican weeb asked me out

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women are fucking self entitled bitches.

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When I was 8 I exposed myself to a group of girls during recess and they all started crying except for this one emo girl who later asked me out on my first date

2nd grade, the girl in the class who was obsessed with horses (every elementary class has that horse girl) she drew a picture of a horse and showed it to me and I told her it sucks. She bawled her eyes out for the rest of the day. No girl in that class talked to me after that.

>>37126805
anon, you're an idiot.
the universe is made of information that behaves like planets with gravitation and genes. it can only take a word to make something real.
love is real and powerful. made your mom cry, anyways.

>>37126939
>love is real and powerful

Get a load of this faggot

>>37126964
yes ladies
take my load

Last week when I told my gf how suicidal I was

In my 9th grade world geography class, there was this ugly, bitchy and entitled girl who somehow had lots of friends and all the teachers loved her. She tried to sit next to me one day and I told her "don't sit near me, you're disgusting". Despite being really full of herself, she was insecure about her looks and stopped talking for the rest of class which was abnormal since she normally ran her fucking mouth. She ended up crying, and her roasties friends hated me for it.

Need sauce on this OP

Checked taylordarling and asmrdarling for updates, nothing

>>37126939
love in the hollywood movies dont exist, no.
sorry not sorry

A couple days ago

>btfo of a 25-year old stacy who used me for emotional validation, sex and favors then ghosted me
>she tried to act aloof and unaffected
>found out she had broke down crying and her self-esteem is probably in the shitter

It felt cathartic, but now the guilt and shame is trying to creep in. I want to think I'm remorseful but truly whatever pain she felt/feels is nothing compared to the heartache and mindfuckery she laid on me with her manipulative behavior. I honestly loved her so much I would've died for her. I revealed parts of myself to her that I reveal to no one. She knew me in a way no one else did and I thought she was my "one". But it was all an act. As soon as she felt she got all she could out of me, she just disappeared from my life then tried to come back into it as "friends" and gloated about some new guy she is dating; complete lack of self-awareness and empathy.

>>37127082
My sister lives in Hollywood and sends me videos of herself and her former long-distance boyfriend, now husband, all the time.
Even Hollywood love exists.

>>37127049
put deleted video or exposed after

>>37127117
like in the hollywood movies
sorry...

>>37127049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUKaM7HHlxY

I told a girl I didn't want to be friends with her anymore because I felt like she didn't respect me.

She held up pretty well in front of me, but one of her friends told me about how she was crying to her about it.

It feels good to win.

>>37127157
>>37127149
Thank you negroes

>>37127152
Hey, Anon.
Take care of yourself.

I shot a thot in the ankle

Talked to a girl online for a long time, who had daddy issues. She called me daddy all the time, and she wanted me to act like that. It wasn't just sexual after a while so I told her we should stop this. She took that rly bad. I think it was the last time i made someone cry.

>>37126042
I assume my ex cried for a few seconds when she broke up with me. So roughly 6 months ago.

>>37127234
why are you being so patronizing

>>37127346
Why are you being so apologetic?

>>37127364
how am i being apologetic

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When she was breaking up with me

>>37127364
>apologetic

Do you even know what that word means you condescending asshole?

>>37127500
First thing. I'm a dick, not an asshole.
Second. I don't have to answer to you or your shitposts. You're not my momma.
Third. You are very stupid.
Fourth. I also don't have time for you.

>>37127530
you're a cuck that's what you are

>>37127550
You're a redditor, even worse.

>>37127565
yeah im a redditor from r/bangsyourmomouteverynight while your fapping to guys in skirts on /gif/

get fucked cuck

>>37126042
woah hey guys whats your favourite meme? mine is that dog

>>37127629
>doesn't have anything new to say
Hey, Anon.
Take care of yourself.
I don't mean that in a condescending way, I mean that you should take physical care of yourself because nobody else will, and your deteriorating physical state is clearly having psychological effects.
Make /r9k/ a better place and fix yourself. Start by finding what you love. Baka gaijin.

>>37127719
im in good health. i have no idea why you think there's something wrong with me

>>37127809
>tells random people that they are cuckolds and they should get fucked
>thinks there's nothing wrong with them
Yes, there is something wrong with you.

>>37127809
>>37127837
You're both fags.
Now shut the fuck up.

>>37127837
it's very normal behavior for this place.
they're nothing wrong with me and there's nothing wrong with calling people cucks

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>>37127719
This post reeks of insecurity and self-loathing. You need to take care of yourself and move out of your parents' house. Also talk to a doctor about schizophrenia. You've been jumping from tangent to tangent this whole thread.

At this moment your mother is clasping your father's hand, softly weeping to herself as you lay in bed shitposting, shut-away from the world as you shun another job interview she's set up for you.

"Will he ever grow up?" she asks your father with one eye raised. "We did everything right! We followed every doctor's advice, got him checked for autism yearly. What could we have done better?! He's 33 for God's sake, 33!"

Your father looks down at her after standing up. "There's only one thing we can do now," he says, moving towards the garage where he keeps his 12 gauge. "No, Anon's father, don't do it!" She shouts in hysteria. "Don't try and stop me!" He retorts

In the night, a faint REEEE halts an owls hooting. Fade to black

take care to yourself, anon

>>37127900
This is weirdly specific, as if you've been in this particular situation yourself..

>>37127884
im so dyslexic today...

>>37127900
>You've been jumping from tangent to tangent this whole thread.
It's not my fault that you take around 3-4 minutes between every post. I have my own life and I do and think about other things when I'm not talking to you.
Thanks for the blogpost.

>>37127210
whats the story here? did her ex post a sex vid or something?

>>37127157
Is she jewish? she looks like scarjo here.

>>37128098
Orbiter got out of the friendzone for a bit (after she came out of a LTR and needed emotional validation), they had a short-lived relationship, they broke up, had another go at the relationship thing and it was equally as short-lived, then he posted an asmr video on her account behind her back with pics of them together talking about how much he loved her (yes, he whispered it). The first thing he said is "I love the smell of your breath in the morning"

>>37126732
Sounds like you're from fucking Reddit. Kill yourself

>>37126042
i stabbed a girl in the hand with a pencil once. she was annoying me in class and the autism got the better of me. the lead got stuck in the hole i made. yeah, she was crying then.

>>37128284
Your mum's reddit.

>>37128560
burnt

>>37126042
>dating a girl
>she has that normie fucking habit of being a colossal bitch when she's hungry; """hangry"""
>she also can never fucking decide what the hell she wants to eat either, but can tell me exactly what she doesn't want perfectly fine
>I'm trying to help her out to pick something to eat
>she starts getting bitchy with me to stop asking her so many questions despite the fact that she needs help deciding on a place
>her answers get increasingly bitchy and snappy, she starts getting even more mad when I'm either ignoring it or laughing it off, starts cussing me out for no real reason
>I snap at her and tell her that just because she's hungry doesn't mean she's absolved of being a bitch and if she wants my help she better smarten up and contain her anger with me because if she makes me mad, things are gonna get very ugly and she can enjoy starving for the night
>she shuts up and starts tearing up, I go to take a piss
>get back, she apologizes and says she'll behave
>I just decide on pizza and she agrees
>we eat and she's back to her cuddly self, apologizing for being cranky with me for no reason

>>37128190
jesus
whole thing seems fucked

>>37128001
>as if you've been in this particular situation yourself

Yes, my father shot my NEET ass a year ago, and I tell this cautionary tale every once in awhile hoping an anon will find some inspiration.

>>37128053
>Thanks for the blogpost

Anytime, m8ey. That's what I'm here for

>>37126042


Last night

>being in a shitmood cause didnt get a job
>slept all day long, wake up at 23:30
>yells and insults gf cause she didnt buy a lightbulb for the kitchen lamp while i was sleping, she didnt buy food either
>she cryed and turned violent
>great sex after 2 hours of discussion and violence


Feltgood

>>37129283
>she didnt buy a lightbulb for the kitchen lamp while i was sleping, she didnt buy food either

Your gf can't do any of that when she's taped to your bedroom wall

>>37128190
I'm amazed that she could be so forgiving as to actually be upset that people were calling him creepy for that video. That she could actually be so understanding. The video was super creepy, using private pictures of her was super creepy, and hijacking her channel was super creepy.

She's so beautiful and cute. Why can't she be my gf ;_;

>>37129347
Yeah it was incredibly creepy but I've done stupid shit when in love, too. The girl is cute but she obviously has a fair share of mental-emotional issues.

>>37129394
I could understand saying that about her ex boyfriend, but I don't know if I agree with that about her, she seems fairly stable

2 nights ago I made a girl cry. I feel like shit for it, but also it makes me love her more because she actually feels for me. hearing her voice break down, I just want to hold her forever.

>>37126042
The girl I loved cheated on me then when i confronted her about it we got into an argument and all the bottled up hatred I had came out. A few days later she told me she was suicidal and was so sorry for what she did. Now all of her social media is about how much she wants to die.

>>37129765
Roastie deserved it

oreg

>>37126042
I would have to talk to or interact with a girl to make her cry.

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>>37126042
Earlier this month on my birthday. My family are the only ones who celebrate it and my sister who recently got divorced came. She was complaining the entire time and ruining my birthday so I said "This is why your husband left you". My mom made me apologize but holy fuck she wouldn't shut up about it, like this is the only day people actually care about me so shut the fuck up.

>>37126042
lol remember, kids.

Taylor was a theater major in college. Shes also have a job working on tx, so I'm sure she's learned how to fake cry.

Last year when I dropped her as a friend for being a neo liberal cunt. I have no time for you if you post man hating statuses on facebook for attention all day when you're already in a relationship with a guy you stupid bitch. Any guy dating a liberal cunt has absolutely no balls in my eyes.

>>37126232
You would poison yourself from the thick smear of chemicals she uses as makeup.

>>37126042
Summer 2015 oriheganao

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Can we have more pics and maybe vids of grills crying please? I....i just want to see them

Two days ago, my gf and I had a fight. I become really cold and distant during arguments, whereas she becomes desperate for warmth and affection. Tried to hug me and when I flinched, she started crying.

>>37132174

that actually made me excited, i love hearing stories of rejected/sad grills, care to tell anymore?

>>37132174
>gf
Fuck right off normaIfag.

i made thousands of girls cry last november when i voted trump

> girl asks if i have gf
> had a bad day and tell her it's none of her fucking buisness
> runs away crying

>>37132174
One of these days she's going to look to someone else for that warmth and affection you refuse to give her

>>37126042
I think I have never made a girl cry or show intense emotions. I think so. Maybe once, but it's unlikely.

>>37132234

Not really, just boring stuff. I've had my heart broken a few times and I've broken hearts a few times.

>>37132281

Major depressive disorder is what makes me a robot, not my love life.

>>37132334

Honestly, I kinda hope so. I'm her first boyfriend and took her virginity, at 24, so she is quite new at this. I mean, I love her and she has this incredible motherly caring love for me but I don't feel that same passionate fire I've had with my ex. Then again, I think that's just the self destructive part of me trying to ruin one of the best relationships I've ever had.

>>37126911
>every class has one
Can confirm, knew a horse girl named Lauren. Real qt back in the day, Aryan goddess.

>>37127023
>not capitalizing on this emotionally unstable young girl and getting an apology date with her
Who here /manipulative/?

>>37127087
>she doesn't care
>broke down crying
Maybe, just maybe, she really did care, fell for her own trick.
Happened to me, I made her my wife, now my wife and I with our three children are happy as clams.

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>>37126042
I called a girl's house a shed

>>37132665
Wrong. You're just a failed normie. You can't possibly relate to a robot who can't step outside and make a single friend, let alone a gf. Fuck off to your normie boards.

>>37132806

I've never had any friends, not even as a kid. I grew up in an abusive home and was never loved once. I go through life generally quite anti social, but I guess that attracts certain types of women. The difference between me and your average robot is that I have passion, empathy for others and don't wallow in self pity. I've attempted suicide several times. If that doesn't make someone a robot, but not having sex does, then I guess I'm not a robot.

>>37132917
Not the anon you replied to but no, guess you arent...we real robots dont have many places we can go to get away from the normies. Please dont shit up one of our few haunts with normie stoies pls

>>37132917
>empathy for others
LOL
If you were a robot you'd remember it stings when reading somebody is in a relationship. That you don't care and show off proves you were never a robot.
Normal people can feel sad and suicidal, that's nothing new. The fact that you're able to attract women shows you can't possibly relate to robots. I suggest you go try your luck on /adv/.

>>37126042
I don't remember. I don't remember the last time I saw anyone cry in real life.

>>37133021

It stings to read about people here that reply to immotu threads about how they love their family. There are many different kinds of robot, I come here to talk to other people that got dealt a shit hand in life, where I can be understood and understand others. Help and be helped. Just general feels. Not hating women or niggers or normies or whatever.

>>37133100
>There are many different kinds of robots
Damn. Normals really are vapid. Normal people can be sad. Normal people can have depression. You're normal by virtue of having been loved.

>>37133197

Alright, mate. That's where you draw the line, it's not where I do. I'm gonna stick to /feels/ generals and you can stick to /womenhate/ generals, and we can both just do our thing. No point getting upset over semantic issues like this.

>>37132759
I don't believe she cared about me. Probably just felt ashamed and wounded in her pride. Either way, that door is closed. I wouldn't be with her even if she came and told me she was in love with me. I really don't even ever want to see her again.

>>37126042
Please sauce me Up

>>37130164
How old are you?

Keep in mind, any age is funny

>>37126042
holy shit this bitch is the worst
white women not even once