>So, uh, like hey anon, you wanna, like you know, hang out

>>37124913
depends. are you a guy or a girl?

>>37124941
"gender non-binary"

>>37124913
no i don't like dykes

>>37124913
i definitely do

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Sorry you'd find me very boring.
I'm a boring person and I don't like myself so I don't think you could ever find value in spending time with me.

>>37124913

>You will never have a cool lesbo friend to hang out with
>You will never hit up bars and have her be your wingwoman
>You will never watch her don a large purple strapon and Eiffel Tower a slut together
>You will never hear her call you bro in her sort of deep voice

life fucking sucks i hate this world

No thank you bro. I am not that type of guy haha. See you around man *punches arm*

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>>37124951
>gender non-binary

i'm going to need you to repeat that again

>>37124913
Sure, man. I enjoy hanging out with my guy friends.

>>37124973
that's gay

i need a lesbo friend that will let me practice eating pussy on her

>>37124941
>>37124965
L.E.W.D.
>>37124973
>you'll never wake up snuggled next to one another after a wild night of drinking

>>37124990
he can't because filter

>>37124913
Sure, I love movies. Is there anything specific you had in mind?

>>37124984
>>37124993
Why would you be this rude?

>>37124990
" g e n cl e r n o n - b i n a r y "

>>37125050
Whatever do you mean, anon? Is it wrong for me to accept his invitation.

We could try to pick up chicks or something.

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Is this another andro/pixiecut thread?

>>37125161
just 'cause a girl has short hair doesn't mean she's androgynous by default ya dumb cunt.

I'd even respect this person's pronouns to get at their mystery genitals.

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>>37125185
>you wanna follow my happy trail and find out anon? :3

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>>37125178
Boyishly cute

>>37124941
Dick makes it better. It must be guy.

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I found it's instagram

instagram.com/acacia__jade

>tfw you'll never beta orbit a nonbinary tumblrina

>>37124913
Had tomboy lez friend. Sexy...for a dyke.
Thought it would be a skinnimax porn or like
>>37124973
Mostly played games and listened to her bitch about her girlfriend and once visitied a strip club and competed over who could get the most action from strippers.
It was a tie.
Neither of us got any action.

Got drunk and asked for a birthday blowjob and slapped her in the face with muh bbc.
She opened her mouth and looked up at me with a "do it i dare you" look on her face.
She sucked me off and I got a hand full of her surprisingly nice tits while she did it.
Got sick of her attempts at sucking my dick and well...I overpowered her easily ripped off her pants and boy shorts and forced myself into her vicegrip tight dripping wet cunt. She fought but she didn't fight hard enough. And once got the first 4 inches in it was like she was hit by a million volts she shook so hard.
the way she screamed and how hot she felt, Ialmost blew my load in three pumps.

I fucked the absolute dog shit out of her i shit you not.
Had a hell of a time explaining the bite on her neck and the hickey in the middle of her back to her girlfriend the next day.

I didn't bring it up for two weeks and basically ignored any attempts to talk about it. But she was more...well less forward and more guarded around me and more submissive in a way.

During weed and horror movie night at her and her old ladies place she sort of put her hand in my hand while she held her girlfriend and gave me a look I'm still not too sure about to this day.

The next day she came over half dressed, half in the bag with half of an 18 pack under her arm and kissed me.
I fucked her against the front door. it became just a pure raw sexual thing where I'd just take her anytime i needed a nut and she'd put herself in positions for me to take her and I'd either play with her till she begged or use her.

This went on for months...till her pregnancy test came back positive and we got an abortion.

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>>37125253
Look at the state of that thing, it's fucking horrendous.

>>37125498
>tfw no qt lesbian friend to rape and turn straight

why even live

>>37125498
Why would you treat her that way
And post pics

>>37125586
Treat her in what way?

And hell no. I'm not putting her on this hell hole of a site.

>>37125586
It wasn't rape. It was the spur of the moment and I needed her badly and she liked and needed it too. I just, couldn't control myself around her anymore.
And she's still gay, or she should be. We haven't spoken since she got the abortion.

>>37124969
>word for word what i told my gf when she asked me out
>grabbed my hand with a vicegrip and dragged me to the nearby community board at the uni and picked out a flyer for cello at random and gave it to me
>"now you do!"
If this isn't love I don't wanna know.

>>37125871
>Treat her in what way
Not nicely
>>37125922
How did she ask you out?

>>37126191
Shyly came up, shuffled around a bit while i sat there uncomfortable as fuck trying to shrink into myself like a blackhole, she just asked if i wanted to go see a movie sometime o-or something...., told her I'm literally not worth her time I don't even have hobbies, proceeds to drag me to the community board, grab a flyer for cello lessons, hands it to me, says now i do, hands me her number, and kisses my cheek, before running off to class.

>>37125922
>being that much of a Chad
Why are you here, anon?

>>37126978
>chad
>crippling anxiety, know for a fact I'm legitimately ugly, not that smart, about 275lbs at 6'2" but no muscle, balding, and depression filled
>only redeeming quality is i sing like an angel and i'm genuinely a kind and caring emotional human being who sees value in pacifism and all forms of life

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>>37124913
i unironically fantasize about having a lesbian or asexual friend that i can bro out with like this.

maybe one day

>>37127119
>6'2
>so sexy a girl asked you out (never actually happens to ugly guys... or average guys)
Okay, you're baiting aren't you. You totally got me.

> genuinely a kind and caring
A bit clueless though. You're a bit like a rich dude going to a starving homeless person to complain right now.

>>37127119
>6'2"
this is all what you need and your story prove it to be correct

>>37127188
>sexy
I got burn scars, a missing eye, a missing ear, and some missing teeth. Bullying is a bastard beat your kids if they do it.
I'd be ugly minus that though.
>no chin, wide fat flat face, big nose, too far eyes, ear is out and huge with large lobe, skull looks like i have waterbrain, balding enough this blatanly shows, buck teeth and snaggle tooth.

I was literally picked on for being the ugliest kid kids have ever seen for 12 years.

>>37127288
Anon, whatever you say won't change the facts. A girl asked you out. Girls don't do that. They simply don't, unless the guy is exceptionally attractive. Somehow you must be attractive in spite of all the flaws you listed.

I'm literally a 28 years old kissless virgin, 5'4" and ugly. Actually ugly, as in no men or women want me as a lover.