Who /unattractivename/ here? >tfw George

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>tfw lisp
>name is Simon
At least people seem to think it's cute...

>>37125486
Hi thimon

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I get the feeling I was given my name as a joke. Espn
pronounced es-pen you bundle of sticks

My name is pronounced the same as "You honey" and it's the same name as the first openly lesbian character in the star wars universe. Also I'm a man.

>Carlos
Please kill me

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>tfw Hudson

>>37125486
do you thuck cock?

>Trevor

The name screams boring and uninteresting

>>37125425
>my father is named george
What the fuck man

Paul... I hate it. Whenever I hear someone addressing me with my name I cringe because it feels like a different person.

I'm Jan, pronounced 'yahn' but all throughout school kids made fun of me for my name. Probably one of the reasons I became a robot. I can't help that I'm foreign.

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>>37125425
Reminds me of pic related, comment origanus

Tfw Dong Wu

>Enid

My name is Colleen Sinead.

My parents have never been to Ireland.

>>37125486
my name is manjina

>>37125425
George isn't bad.
>>37125717
What.
>>37125486
Simon is one of my favourite names.

The lisp is adorable.

>>37125757
Yikes.
>>37125775
It's like Chad's friend.
>>37125764
That's just weird.
>>37125793
> different person
I know That Feel.
>>37125856
Ghost World redeemed your name.
>>37125850
What wth ethnicity?

>>37125867
MICK'D.

>>37125919
>>37125765
>>37125544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AKwZ5nwaZW

no bully

>>37125919
>What wth ethnicity
Slav

>>37125957
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AKwZ5nwaZW
"sea-mon" that's a new one anon

>>37125957
>named semen
>not gay

pick one

>>37125972
>>37125975
It's Swedish

>Ernest

It's not so bad right? I have started going by ern, what do you boys think of my name/nickname?

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>>37125425
>Juniper
>male
Why would parents do this?

>>37125994
It ain't so bad, but it makes me think of a janitor or groundskeeper or some menial labor type of guy

>>37125993
ah, that's understandable my good lad

>>37125994
The first thing that came to mind was Earnest Evans on the Megadrive so you're a cool guy in my book

>>37125425
Is Nick an OK name? pls rate.

>>37125425
>alfredo

I like being called Freddy though.

>>37126261

>not going by fredo

You broke my heart

>>37125425
>Kevin

yes, i am autistic

>>37125717
What the oreginal fuck m8

>>37125425
Of all the non-problems to have.

How is Angelo?

Italian diaspora FYI.

>>37127429
You know how I know you were never teased for your name?

Valentin
Literally disgusting

who /foreign name/ here?
I dream of my name being said right.

My nama Chad

Cain
>tfw literally named after a guy cursed by God for murdering his brother
My brother isn't even fucking named Abel, even. Fuck.

>>37127465
Everybody gets teased about something, still a non-problem.

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>tfw Horatio

I wish I was fucking joking. It's 4 syllables and doesn't shorten to anything (I found out after trying to get people to call me "Ho" in elementary without knowing what that meant)

My dad asks why I don't go outside or get a job

>>37127558
Thats actually a /badass/ name, do the lifting meme

>>37127609
I'm a fucking skelly though, I have broad shoulders so I don't look like total Auschwitz-mode but I'm still a weak faggot.
And way too lazy for lifting.

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>Neil
Why? Just why?

>Kieran

I have mixed feelings towards my name, every other Kieran(Keiran Ciarn) has been a cunt

>>37127621
Those biblical names only work well when the individual is kind of a hardass

>>37127663
Yeah exactly. Unfortunately I'm pretty far from that. Whenever I meet people they're all "like the guy from the Bible" but most don't care except for a bit of laughing.

>Marie
Overall don't care desu

>>37127690
You'd make a nice, plain housewife.

>>37127717
Well I'm nice and plain yes

>Manuel
Very common where I'm from

Barbara

No saving it. No cool nickname, no TV characters. It's just the fucking worst. Might as well be called Maevis.

>>37125850
Are you Finnish by chance? The keyboard player in Children of Bodom is named Janne (yannay) Wirman and I'd imagine he gets called Jane a lot.

My name is fucking Bilius. fuck me

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>christopher
I shorten it to chris but it just feels so common

>>37127656
>bastardised spellings of Irish names
I hate these, your parents should feel bad

lorenzo
not even italian, hmm.

>>37127733
You loyal? Don't lie to me hoe.

>>37127738
I feel sorry for you, that is a terrible name. Who the hell thought it was a good idea? Probably one of the ugliest names a girl could have

>>37127771
If I ever find someone to be loyal to, definitely.

>>37127738
That's awful. I'm so sorry.

Maybe change it?

>>37127685
Just have to live whatever meme youve been dealt. Im op. When you think of my name, you think blue collar, like some rugged tan skinned motherfucker working the fields or something. At least thats what i thought when i was younger. Now i live the meme, i work a trade, lift the meme weights, smoke cigars, wear workboots all the time etc

Names have a lot to do with personality i think

Is Adam an ugly name?

Don't know why my parents would name me after the biblical figure that condemned all of humanity to mortality and suffering.

>>37127738
>Might as well be called Maevis
At least then you'd be the Hotel Transylvania girl.

>>37127820
So what you're saying is I should murder my brother?

>>37127839
Adam is fine imo. Also it was literally Eve's fault.

>>3712542
So what a cool name is?

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>Ian
Stupid Scottish Gaelic names....

>>37127858
No, jjst try not to be a humongous faggot and pussy so your cool bible name isnt ironic and humorous

>>37127738

1. Would you be okay with going by Barb or Babs
2. Are you chubby
3. Are you open to having children

>>37127796
>If I ever find someone to be loyal to
Nice, maybe if you spent more time learning how to cook and less time chasing after Chad you wouldn't be doomed to /r9k/.

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>tfw timothy

Is there any hope for me?

>>37126261
Your mother really liked that pasta sauce huh

>>37127921
I'm actually a shit cook, yes. But not interested in Chad at all.

>>37127876
At least it's not Eoin

>>37127959
Eoin sounds cooler

>>37125425
Marian
im male but in my country there are also girls named marian... sexy huh...

>>37127736
Chad tier tbqh
>>37127558
I know a black dude named cain hes pretty cool
>>37126261
Might as well have been named "pepperoni"
>>37127876
Cant imagine calling someone over 9 years old "Ian". Do you have a good middls name at least?

>Andrew
my parents named me this because they like 'D' names but felt awkward giving me one after giving my older sister one, so they were hoping I would like to be called "Drew" but I hate that shit. My life is a mistake

>>37127948
>I'm actually a shit cook, yes.
Damn... Sadly that's a pretty important part of the "plain housewife" package. Maybe if you spent more time getting comfortable in the kitchen and less time shitposting on /r9k/ you wouldn't be doomed to grow old alone.

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>tfw Ethel

GEE THANKS MOM, I REALLY ENJOY SOUNDING LIKE THE NAME YOU'D SEE ON THE GRAVESTONE OF SOMEONE WHO DIED AT 97 YEAR OLD IN THE 1970s

>>37128002
My middle name is Charlies, it's a pretty good middle name.

>>37127887
I'll try my best.

>>37128002
Well I'm not black, at least.
Funnily enough there's some weird Christian cult who thinks the mark of Cain (so people would knew to avoid him as a kinslayer) is black skin.

>>37127785
It was my Lithuanian grandmother's name, and my parents are idiots.
>>37127802
I've never had the confidence to be like "call me X". I do remember going on the deed poll website a lot as a teen, considering it.
>>37127902
Barb sounds so awkward, some friends call me babs and I've always hated it, but it's better than the full thing. The best I've had so far is just being called B.
I think the name would suit a chubby, blonde, happy, maternal girl with rosy cheeks. But like most here i'm bitter, neurotic and ugly.

>>37127558

Lift until muscular, grow a beard and/or go baldheaded, and you will be a 100% bad motherfucker.

>>37127656
I can confirm, the only Kieran I know got expelled from high school for setting off fireworks in our room.

>>37128007
whats wrong with it desu? seems good to me

>>37127656
>>37128076
That's because it's a pikey name.

>>37127463
Pretty good name. I come from an American family with a heavy italian background and italian names always sound good and can be appropriate if an American has a lot of italian in them.

I'd just call you "Ange."

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Try calling out Austin during sex and see how attractive that is, literally one letter away from autism

Not even a cool name you can shorten it to

>>37128007
Andy is an okay name.

>>37125425
>tfw super akward name with a surname that sounds like a first name
>people always ask me multiple times because they can't figure out what my surname and what my first name is

>>37127558
STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN.

origanilally

>>37128017
Strict, childless, barren, dresses old fashioned.

You're probably none of these things but that's what your name suggests.

>>37125757
Carlos is a cool name puto

What do you guys think of Lorenzo as a name?

>>37128138
Completely normie-tier.

>>37128059
Great idea, unfortunately I'm a scrawny faggot.

>>37128112
Deckard is a pretty cool guy

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>>37128007

>tfw no slightly bad-influence older bro named Andy who will come to my aid when I get way too belligerently drunk at a house party and start calling myself the Grubermeister

You have a good name, anon.

>>37128138
Beaner name tbhqwyf.

>>37128138
Assassins Creed 2 tier

>>37128124

Kill me with extreme originality please

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Matthew
>Math Jew

>>37128170
but I'm not cool like that. I'm a total autist.
And I don't go by Andy either

>>37127690
Every Marie I've met was very attractive

>>37128091
Tin
Stan (lol chemistry l'XD)

>>37128207
Haha just change your name.

or embrace it and become a crone

>>37125425
Judging by my name I should be English and do some sort of Chad profession, like sport or being a high ranking army officer.

>>37127690
Jesus Marie they're minerals

>>37128243
Well you haven't met me anon!

>>37128261
God I heard that so much when BB was airing.

>>37127566
You could go by Ray

>>37128017
Hey friend, i'm >>37127738 and we should hang out or something.

>>37125425

That's one prime quality pepe man

>>37125425
>tfw Johan
I never really introduce myself and 70% of the people im forced to talk to don't know my name

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>>37126058
>tfw old boss was named Ernest
>tfw we were basically janitors

>>37127738
Barb is cute name

>>37125486
Fuck that sucks
I had a lisp until i was 16. Got bullied everytime i tried to open my mouth.

>>37128007
also an Andrew here. I like it. Used to hate it when I was a kid but now I thinks it's perfect.

>Biblical
>Andrew Jackson was a Badass
>It literally means "Manly Warrior"

My name is Jacob

but people have called me Greg for the last 10 years.

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>tfw first name is heinrich
>tfw incredibly german last name
>tfw called nazi all throughout my childhood
>mfw they were right

>>37128503
Heinrich is the best fucking name. If you can pull it off with an appropiate face and haircut you will be a 10/10 Herrenrasse Chad.

Plus you can call yourself Heino for short.

>>37128138
Ren is cute desu

>>37125425
>Kirk
One you just thought of Star Trek two it's just an ugly fucking name.

>>37125486
>>37125957
yo who knew Hila from H3 posted on r9k

>>37125850
that's 100% your parents fault. Either should've changed the spelling or "Americanized" it, i'm sorry you got memed by something out of your control.

>>37125994
Ernest is actually a cool name. Most "E" names are though.

>>37126006
also a cool name, although i bet other kids didn't think so. if it's any consolation, i think juniper berries are a pretty masculine seasoning

>>37126261
>literally named after pasta
ywn be this Italian

>>37127509
another cool name, but admittedly a better lastname

>>37127558
dunno why the best name they could come up with was that of the bible's first murderer. at least it's easy to say.

>>37127566
now that's a tragedy. I'm sorry, Horatio is truly the most unfortunate name.

>>37127690
on the upper end of average, nice and short plus there have been a few famous Marie's

>>37127738
lol , i've known two barberas in my life
one was a morbidly gradeschool teacher that everyone called "barb" despite her hating it
The other was my great aunt who had like 30 cats and died of a stroke you have big shoes to fill
but upon reading >>37128049
now i'm confused, why are lithuanians obsessed with this name?

>>37127748
never met a Bilius. what is your ethnicity?

>>37128017
I'm sorry I was so mean to you Barbera, Ethel is truly worst name.
sorry Ethel

As for me, my name is Andrew and I hate it. I never got bullied for it because my lastname is 10x worst, but i still don't like it because it's a pain to say.

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>tfw Patrick

>>37128520
i have really mixed feelings. i loathe nicknames, so i always insist on being called heinrich.

my life is full of contradictions like that.
i have a really decent hog, but have a sph fetish.
i'm very stern looking, muscular from growing up on a farm, and tall, but have been known to be quite the goofball.

as far as my haircut is concerned, i would say it is fashionable, while also being complimentary to my face.

it is what it is.

Who else /dan/ here

Raphael


Oregon trail

>>37128049
Nobody under 75 should be named "barbara" i would fucking hate my parents if they did that to me

>>37128138
I love the hispanics!

>>37125775
I only knew one Trevor. He was gay and had a super duper lisp.

>>37128548
I do NOT sound like a woman!!

>>37125775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOUlsrmzYM

Either that or a redneck punk-rock loving psychopath.

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>>37125486
>name is Matthew
>Can't pronounce the "TH" in words

>>37125855
I play soccer with a chink named 'dong wang'. I would have felt bad for him except that he is loke 6'4" 250lbs of muscle and looks like he could beat the shit out of anyone. Girls probably ask to see his wang dong alot.

Rainey
rate

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My name is Carter, it's not the worst of names at all but nothing awesome.
>If I were named Todd i'd kill myself.
>If you are named Todd you should seek moral support.

>>37129089
They'd love you on /asp/.

>>37127738
>no TV characters
You have Barb from stranger things

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>tfw named Van
>not only is it a noun, I get all sorts of nicknames like "Van Morrison" "Van halen" "Van McCoy" "Van Wilder" "Van Beethoven" ad nauseum

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>>37129366
Van Darkholme
DEEP DARK FANTASIES

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>>37127940
Timotei Timotei Timotei Timotei Timotei Timotei

>>37125425
William, fuck anyone who calls me Will.

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George is an alpha name.

I am Tristan I have a lifetime of girls telling me its like Tristan and Isolde a story wherein the knight died a kissless virgin

>>37129399
I will call you Dr. Wahweh

my name is Muhammed tfw named after a child molester feels bad man

>>37129382
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. /f/ is two blocks down.

>>37128385
Johan is pretty cool. You can always go by John of you are that self conscious about it.

>>37129366
I used to have a friend named Van, except i think his full name was Vanther.

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>name is Isaac
>not even jewish

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Cameron. Not so bad, tried going by Ronny for a little while, still only like three people occasionally call me that.
Bonus: middle name is James, I hate it. I could go by Jimmy if I wanted to, I guess.

>>37129071
>can't pronounce Matthew
What is Matt?

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>>37129559
same desu familia
is this the most robot-tier name?

>>37129559
nigga issac is basic bitch old testament names

>>37129622
Why do literally all robots speak like this, even when not on /r9k/? Some fembot I'm interested in messages me like this, and I can never fucking tell when something she says is a meme or serious.

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>>37129399
>used to have a friend named William
>never let anyone call him Will
>mfw called him Wilhelm

>>37129399
Calm down, Liam.

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>>37125425
>tfw Eddie

>>37125425
Hello Agent George. How is it in DC today?

>>37129078

Probably. Let's just hope he's a gentleman.

Mines just plain af Francis. I always get ignored in the name rate threads too

>>37125425
>tfw Frederick
it's so autistic

>>37129958
Frederick is cool.
You share first name with Chopin.

>Alec

50% of the time I say 'Alec' and they immediately respond 'Alex'

neutral-positive feelings about my name desu

>>37129366
nice guy Van

>>37127558
Alpha as fuck and intimidating as fuck name.
Like other anons have said if you lift you can pull it off well.

>>37129989
Yeah but even Chopin goes by Chopin lmao

>>37127738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bte1M8d2Mu4
After you've known someone for a little while tell them your name is Brabra to confuse them.

>>37129366
Van pls gogh

Nikita
Is male name in Russia but female name in west because of stupid French tv show
roasties think im gay

>>37128613
Whats more alpha, Dan, Daniel, or Danny?

Joseph's the name, I got cucked by Christ m8s

>>37127738
Batgirl's name is Barbara Gordon, if that means anything to you, unless you're a bandwagon Marvel cuck.

>>37125425
>George
Shiggy

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>>37129675
>Wilhelm

Merlin. Thinking of changing it to Markus, what do you reckon?

>>37130990
That name is awesome. Maybe change it to Merlyn.

Tfw Chaim
Just kill me

>Blaze
Everyone gets high expectations of me being cool and energetic

>>37125425
I don't think George is bad, at least it's phonetically masculine.

>>37125717
Did your dad seriously name you ESPN?

>>37126006
Yeah that's pretty bad, guys names shouldn't start with a ju sound.

>>37127940
Just go by Tim.

>>37128552
Change it to Rick.

>>37130504
Dan probably.

Mircea

What do you think robots?

>>37125425
>tfw baby fark mcgee zax

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Tfw quade

>>37131211
Originally 10/10

my name is Roman

is that an attractive name or no?

>>37131245
T-thanks!

>>37131252
It's nice and SPQR-ish, although I think you're a slav.

>>37127738
>Not going by barbar
Barbra is Stacy teir

>>37129958
Frederick is based as fuck

>Literally named after a wizard
>Browses /r9k/
The name suits you Merlin, keeps it.

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If you hate your names so much why don't you change them? What would you rather your names be?

>>37131507
Issac

what kind of name is Louis?

The S is silent, but nobody fucking gets that

>>37131223
quade, start the reactor...

free mars...

There's a guy at work who is named Jihad. Ironically enough he hates muslims.

Nicholas
Nick
Victor of the people

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>>37125717
>espn

My middle name is Turner...

Herbert, or Herbie for short.

>>37131813
Cool fucking name

Go herbie! Sorry I'll stfu now

>>37127566
How about Tio?
>>37128552
The only Patrick I ever knew was a retarded kid in my elementary school class who had a really big crush on the teachers daughter. One time he licked her hair.
>>37129900
Cute!
>>37131813
Reminds me of the sentient car, I like it

>>37125425
>tfw Samuel
i want to die

>>37131252
Roman! Its your cousin Niko! How about we go bowling?

kalena. my friends call me kleenex

My name is Mike and my last name is also one syllable so it sounds so fucking bad.

>>37125425
>tfw Gavin
why?

>>37134032
Is it Hunt?
Please god let it be Hunt.

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>Aaron

just fuck my name up familia

i want to change it to Jack

My name is Oscar and I do not enjoy being alive.

>>37134095
No it starts with a b.

>>37134211
does it rhyme with pain?

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>>37125425
>moms sister stole the name she was going to give me
>get stuck with shane

>tfw Jasdeep
Laugh it up you fucks God damn I feel like the only pooinloo on this board

>>37134232
No it originally don't my g

>tfw normalscum tier name (John/Jack)
I shouldn't belong here

>tfw Cathal

>>37134281
If it makes you feel better I met a man named Balsdeep and almost laughed in his face

>>37134281
As long as you aren't one of the pooinloos who asks to be called "Jazz" instead, you're okay Jasdeep

>Hal
Why did my parents hate me?

What a load of normie names. Bring back Boon/Candle/Skippy who does a little skip when he says his name.

>>37125425
>Hebrew name
Fucking kike parents.

Rayquaza

My name is Dippy and I shit you not it's because "I got pregnant with you when I was taking a dip at the lake". I want to kill her.

>>37135117
Change your name asap that is disgusting. Every time your name is said you remember your parents having sex what the shit m8

>>37125425
>Joseph
Why not CHAD or JAMES
thanks dad

My name is Parker and this is an original comment

Jennifer. Quite possibly the most basic normie female name ever

>Shawn

It sucks. Most people avoid saying it 9j conversation.

>>37125757
fucking spics
get the fuck off the internet and kill yourselves over cocaine

>>37135193
Hartzler?

>Jonas
eh, whatever, not that fond of it but don't hate it either. also common enough for a german

>>37125425

Conor

I've grown to like it, but I can see why others wouldn't.
Also, it seems to invariably denote a basic bitch. I have never known another Conor/Connor/etc who wasn't a big bitch

Pimpy Slims

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>>37134187
>Oscar
that's not unattractive

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>tfw Bronwyn
people just call me brown or brownie 70% of the time.

>>37125425
>tfw Sam
Doomed the moment that disgusting whore spat me out of her twat.

>>37135921
i love the name sam/samuel

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>Helmy
People always look at me funny when I tell them my name
>TFW sandnigger

>Arian
Right wingers love me, the left hates me

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My name is will. Not bill, not william, not billiam, not billy or willy or anything fucking interesting. My name is will layne, and there is literally nothing interesting about my name. I hear my friends say it in a loving, welcoming sense, and all I can do is scrunch my nose and cringe. I prefer people call me nigger faggot or fat shit or tubby or gay or retarded, anything but will FUCKING layne

>>37125757
I met a Carlos today. He was mediocre. 5/10

>Blake

hate it

>>37127566
Go by Horus.

>>37135193
Like the guy from the OG red faction, not bad

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>>37135218
My name is Sean. I fucking hate it when someone spells it like the way you do, and your parents should kill themselves for naming you that way.
>mfw someone pronounces it "Seen"

>>37127566
From washington? Live on a golf course and really into tesla cars?