/britfeel/

i'm taking MY football and going HOME

>>37126062
Finally got a place in a psychotherapy group lads. Only been waiting about a year.

>>37126089
>group
bender

How decent would a UK football team be, lads?
Would we have a chance at the world cup if we got all the best players from Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland together?

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Just woke up, Iads.

>>37126062
why does this thread always start with the same image

>>37126115
T-thanks lad I was feeling pretty good about it.

>>37126120
It would just be England plus Gareth Bale, so we would still be shit

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Failed my driving test again, lads. Nearly got in an accident. I wish I did.

>>37126143
How many times have you failed?
I passed first time

>>37126124
It does? Must be a coincidence

>>37126163
2 now. First time with 4 minors, second with 6 minors.

>>37126175
What did you do to fail then? I passed with 7 minors

>>37126143
Describe the near accident lad

>>37126120

Thanks, no.

Happy enough to lose regularly.

>>37126143
I know someone who has failed 10 times, he started learning a year before me in 2012 and only passed 2 months ago, the guy pretty much has more time spent in a car than me

>we're leaving the EU
>we're getting a tory government
>we're getting a savage brexit
>no amount of butthurt can change it

>>37126120
>our fans start fighting each other when we lose
nah

>>37126185
I got a serious fault the first time, and a dangerous this time
>>37126186
Panicked on a roundabout and nearly got sidelined by about three cars.

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>>37126215
Britain's gonna get MILKED

snake? SNAKE? SNAAAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAKE!?

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html?cmpid=facebook-post

>>37126215

Pop your pieds up at a wee bistro each day with a cafe and a cognac and watch it happen, lad.

>>37126237
whatever point you are trying to make is somewhat pointless considering the likes of tempora which has been operating since 2011

>>37126237
i love how people here just pretend this is nothing and are fine with something like this, especially with sharia may in charge

enjoy being prisoned for what you post on /pol/

>>37126281
>what do you mean I can't break the law?
>that's not faaaair!

>>37126281

Turkeys voting for Christmas lad.

It's terribly "British."

>>37126333
>voice your opinion on /pol/ and say you aren't keen on muslims
>imprisoned

lol, fuck the population saying anything right?

>>37126278
Tempora is about spying.
The article also suggests censorship.

>The new rules would include laws that make it harder than ever to access pornographic and other websites. The government will be able to place restrictions on seeing adult content and any exceptions would have to be justified to ministers, the manifesto suggests.

>"We will put a responsibility on industry not to direct users even unintentionally to hate speech, pornography, or other sources of harm,"

>>37126355
>what he thinks he's saying
"I'm not keen on those muslims"
>what he's actually saying
"I want someone to Dunblame an Islamic faith school"

>>37126390
If you aren't using a proxy in 2017 you deserve it my guy

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Tested my fire alarm and now my left ear really hurts

>>37126411
doing anything behind a proxy.
enjoy snail pace internet and not being able to watch vids

>>37126390
This can only be a good thing. There's so much poison on the web that children can all too easily access.
It's long overdue for the government to step in and help parents on this issue.

>>37126448
What is this? 2002?

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>>37126237
>tfw the days of /britfeel/ are numbered
I would gladly start /"""netherlands"""feel/ for those with a proxy once we reach ground zero.

>>37126457
>Literally nanny state

Thought the Conservatives were against that

>>37126411
>he still thinks proxies will protect him
lmao; https://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/26/hidemyass_lulzsec_controversy/

What about VPNs

>>37126411
>you deserve it my guy
that's like saying you deserve to be robbed for wearing expensive clothing in a poor neighbourhood.

You're adjusting to a shit environment.
But that doesn't make the environment less shit.

>>37126501
You are stupid. It's not illegal to wear expensive clothes.
It is illegal to spew hate speech.

>>37126457

Essayer dur, gar!

>>37126486

4Chins is not fond of them.

>>37126390
>Bullying in schools often flies under the radar
>Bullying online = hate speech

Activates...

>>37126516
You did not even get close to understanding what I was saying.

>>37126579

There's one or two folks about /britfeel/ who don't want to understand anything that doesn't fit their narrative.

>>37126579
No I did. You should be free to wear expensive clothes in a poor neighbourhood without expecting to be robbed. You're not doing anything wrong, no laws are being broken.
You shouldn't expect to break the law online and get away with it, then get upset when you're told you can't break the law.

>>37126397
>"I'm not keen on those muslims"
just reported you for hate speech, enjoy

>>37126390

>be a low status male loser
>porn is now banned
>all internet traffic monitored
>women still would never date you

The fuck are people supposed to do for fun in the future post brexit 1984 conservative UK?

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>>37126062
Yo /r9k/

To make it short:

>Be me
>Get in new class
>Mee this girl
>Talk with her often
>She has serval disorders and depression
>We start to meet ourself, she asked me if i want to do something
>She tells me that i'm the only one that makes her smile and that i'm important
>Asked her if she wants relationship
>She told me a secret why she isn't ready and shit like that
>And that she needs time
>I understand her reason behind this, she got raped and beaten up by her ex boyfriend

Now here it gets crazy

>Find her depressive Instgram account where she posts videos where she cuts herself and shit
>Make fake account and message with her everytime and shit
>She kind of makes day logs
>She tells me that she always fakes smiles and shit
>She considers suicide and shit
>Dig deeper and find out she already tried once suicide
>Since the day she asked me to do things out of school with me, her best friend is in really really good realtions with me
>Find out that her best friend knows about the acoount too but that the girl wanted to let her know it.

So her best friend already knows everything about her and supports her emotionally

Girl asked me if i want to do something with her next friday
But i have informations that she is in a really really bad shape and that she considers suicide at the moment.

Should i ask her if she wants to talk with me?
Or should i just meet myself with her and have fun with her.

I don't know if she meets herself with me because she has fun with me and forgets about everything.
And i don't want to destroyed for her if she only meets herself with me because she thinks i don't know these things and because i don't talk with her much about depressiona and shit.

She is already in therapy.
And she had a very long time where she was happy i think.

The last thing she said to me was.

"I love you anon"

The pic is one of her instagram account

>>37126501
I disagree with you're analogy. if you're wearing expensive clothes, you don't go through the bad neighbourhood, you go down the good neighbourhood down the street, essentially the VPN
>>37126516
this lad isn't me, idk what he's banging on about

>>37126609
Hate speech only applies to individuals, you can slander groups all you want.

>He didn't vote to leave the Islamic Caliphate of EUistan

What's your story?

>>37126620
might be believable if the image wasn't saved off 4chan

I'm glad I met my bf in this thread before Mummy May gets rid of it
Don't call me names, that hate speech :^)

>>37126629

Lulz.

How's the law degree going, lad?

>>37126642
I voted leave, and I'm started to regret it, because as much as you say the EU is an Islamic caliphate, we are going to become one as well with a government who wants to bring in more immigration from Muslim areas, while stopping white immigration from the EU, and then trying to control the internet to stop you from voicing any negative opinions about it.

>>37126643
Kek it isn't saved off from 4chan i can post another one if you want.

I just want an advice from my fellow robots.

>>37126679
It literally has a unix timestamp for a filename.

>>37126650
Faggots are gay lol
you're a cute penguin

watching Dredd again
it's so fucking good

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Got loads of cleaning to do so I'm not doing any of it :^)

Post waifus

>>37126689
What the fuck is that?

I just screenshoted it from my iphone and dragged it on my computer via google drive

>>37126137
Ignore him. If you're in group it probably means your problems are interpersonal/ childhood based. There's no way you can do that work on your own or just with a therapist. Congrats!

>>37126120
The line-up picked would just be England plus Bale and wouldn't go further than Wales since they actually work as a team.

>>37126561
>>Bullying in schools often flies under the radar
not these days mate

>>37126708
ever read the comics?

>>37126722
Mate you've been caught out. Try again in a week.

>>37126501
Also like saying you deserve to be raped if you dress and act like a slut.

>>37126673
>I voted leave, and I'm started to regret it
kek liar. I'm not voting Lib Dem fuck off.

>>37126775
I had the odd issue of 2000ad my uncle would get for me
I was too young to appreciate it at the time

>best friend invited me to a party after I havent spoken to him in months
>oneitis just text me after I blocked her online
think I've cracked it lads

>>37126790
I have no clue what you mean.

But thank you that you atleast considerd to give an advice.

>>37126803
So what, I'm not allowed to have my opinion?
>thinking I'm a lib dem voter
Did you even read what I said? Why would I align with that faggot party if I don't want more Muslims?

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>>37126620
Cmon now lad

>GP keeps bothering me to get a blood test
>now wont renew my meds until I get one
Ok I'll just wait how ever long it takes to get the results back while I brain zap to death

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>>37126846
>I'm not allowed to have my opinion?
Not online lad

>>37126858
what's wrong with getting a blood test?

The British are nothing but a bunch of filthy kikes. Then you have all these useful white anglo dumbasses who were sold "empire" propaganda 300 years ago. They think the empire was theirs. It wasn't. It was for Jews. Now the anglo dumbfuck isn't needed. Hasn't been needed for a long time. So here they are, crying, bickering, freaking out.... god damn I hate anglo-saxons. Ugliest people... a literally shit stain cancer off the coast of Europe.

Fucking die

>>37126673
How would remaining in the EU have helped us with that?

>>37126873
It's scary and I'm lazy and I'd have to show my self-harm scars to a stranger.

>>37126882
Dunno mate but I'm #ChairmanCorbyn now

If tories win lads theres a decent chance that 4chan will be censored

they want to censor almost all porn and remove it from search engines, 4chan wont stand a chance its full of degeneracy

>>37126877
I'm British and I agree with you, minus the anti-semitism.
>>37126897
Agreed. We'll be able to read 4Chan through Tor but not post.

>>37126877

Well, it's a point of view I suppose, lad.

Although I'm not sure how many anglo saxons you'd find about. They've been in a bit of a decline since Bill the Bastard cucked them in 1066.

>>37126882
It wouldn't, it would have been a shit situation, but a less shit situation than stopping pretty much all hopes of white immigration by leaving the EU, bitch about eastern europeans all you want, at least they are white and probably christian, but that's gone now, enjoy pakistan, india and all their families coming over with no one else, while on top of that, with no more eu human rights, which was shit to begin with, but at least it offered some protection to stop the government here from just completely wanted to remove all forms of privacy and trying to stop any one from doing or saying anything the government doesn't approve of.

>>37126920
Look, Brexit was all about removing a layer of control. In a few years when a proper anti-immigration party gets it's act together at least we can vote for them and not get cucked by Brussels.

>>37126619
suppose it's back to buying porn mags and dvd's

>>37126909
>We'll be able to read 4Chan through Tor
Friendly reminder that cloudflare sucks.

>>37126940
We still wont have any control, what we are seeing at the moment is the government slowly trying to form the foundations for completely stopping us from being able to change anything or voice dissenting opinions.

>>37126920
But seeing as the EU is getting flooded with muslim migrants, future EU immigration would likely consist mostly of muslims anyway

>>37126940
The UK population is aging and theres a shortage of labour in key areas such as the NHS.

The UK needs immigration to survive. That's obvious. I'd just rather it was whites than pakis. A vote for Brexit was a vote for pakis.

>>37126920
In a few years Germany has managed to have a higher paki population that us both in terms of % and rare numbers. They're already leaning on countries like Poland and Hungary to take more migrants. Things would have been a lot worse for us.

>>37126968
While true, as I said before, you still have easy immigration from eastern europe, massively majority white places, out of the EU means it will be Abdul and his brothers and only them apart from maybe a stray Aussie or Canadian.

>>37126974
Rather have pakis than 'new Europeans', aka Turks and Syrians

>>37126853
She has some thousand followers and shit on her secret account.

There is a good possibility that someone else can take a picture from her account.

But i see your reasoning behind this why you don't want to waste time giving advide and shit.

It's okay.

I'm sad, lads. Please post cute anime girls to cheer me up.

>tfw you write 'lads' on /r9k/ but would look like a retard doing it IRL because you're a loser

>>37126983
>They're already leaning on countries like Poland and Hungary to take more migrants.

They will carry on trying but those countries will not budge.

>>37126974
>a shortage of labour in key areas such as the NHS

nhs nurses are using foodbanks to survive.
that's probably why.
oh and all those extra immigrants we took in.
and their who family they brought across as
well.

cant tell me living in Bradford that if there were no pakis the local hospitals would be better able to cope

>>37126983
>>37126995
Germany has a better economy, a higher standard of living, and more generous social welfare benefits than we do.

Why would they leave Germany and come here?

It looks like the only major trade deal the UK is going to score post brexit is with India.

Pajeet will replace Wojtek as your neighbour lads.

>>37126961
We'll still have national elections, it's not like this particular brand of Tory will be in power forever. Surely the hope that things could get better in a few years is better than staying in the EU and just hoping for the best?

>>37127012
why are nurses so fat then?

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>>37127002
cute pink grills

>>37127009
Perhaps. But I'd rather not be in that position.

>>37127014
Our economy is projected to overtake Germany by 2040

>>37127020
I'd like to believe you but what I see is the plans to ensure while we still have the "choice" to vote for different parties, the statue quo of a complete nanny state will remain and we will not be able to change that. Let me know if you ever think things like the snoopers charter can ever be gotten rid of.

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>>37126715
stay up all night wednesday to try fix my sleep pattern
sleept for 16 hrs and just woke up now.
oh well i'll just do another rocket league all nighter again next week. might do 2 actually just to be safe.

>>37126953

All porn is banned mate. Porn is degenerate and destroys society under mummy mays rule.

Also talking to women constitutes as harassment and misogyny so you'll get arrested for saying hi to a lady in the street.

>>37127014
Well in a few years when they all their kids grow up and they're German citizens they might decide German is getting too crowded and head for new lands.

>>37127044
>you'll get arrested for saying hi to a lady in the street
I remember asking a woman for the time once. She looked at me like I was scum. Never again.

gonna give this a read now

https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf

>>37127012
>nhs nurses are using foodbanks to survive

I didn't know Jeremy Corbyn posted on here.

>>37127020
>Surely just hoping for the best is better than just hoping for the best?

>>37127045
Doubt it. Britain's economy and standard of living is only going to get worse.

>>37127044
like i say hi to women anyway
as for the porn it's still legal now though so can just get stocked up.

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>tfw get nervous when watching a cute girl talk to me in a JOI video

>>37127073
>Surely just hoping for the best is better than just hoping for the best?
Hoping your own country will sort itself out is better than hoping some massive superstate will mysteriously show you favourism, yes.

>People thinking there is any vote that will stop the large amount of paki rapists invading England
Cute. Very cute.

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>tfw helping mummy with the gardening

Now time to play video games and drink lots of tea and coffee~

What are you up to lads~

>>37127127
making britain great again

Brexit with this Tory government is like Scottish independence with the SNP, it's death.

>>37127107
Good luck mate. You'll need it.

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>event/opportunity/moment occurs
>don't say or do anything to fit it
>five minutes later, after the moment has passed, immediately think of all the countless things I could have said or done
>play out the scenarios over and over
>start to forget I didn't actually do it and almost begin to think my imagined scenarios really happened
>suddenly reminded that I didn't do shit
>feel worthless as always
>tell myself there's always next time, as a way to shove the regret away into the future
>suffer regardless
>keep going over those scenarios, ad infinitum, adding to the regret
Any other lads know this feel?

Tell me I'm not the only one. And then fucking kill me.

>>37127139
It's not just Brexit. It's the fact that the opposition are so unpopular.

The Tories are rubbing their hands together about taking away all of our liberties when they have an insurmountable majority in Parliament until 2022.

>>37126953

All porn is degenerate and banned under mummy mays rule lad.

Also talking and interacting with women is harassment and misogyny and you're going to be put in a for profit private prison.

>>37127200
>not supporting your liberties taken away

muslim loving cuck tbqh

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I seriously hope yous don't lift lads

>>37127212
sorry to disappoint you mate

>>37127204

Whoops I accidentally posted the same thing twice because I filtered the word mummy because of the fucking mummy posters a few months back.

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Will she put an end to wageslavery?

Do people who vote bother reading policies?

>>37127139
You're right mate. Corbyn is our only hope now.

>>37127212
Only a lucky few get to experience that, according to that timeline.

Hardly any of the people I went to high school with had girlfriends. And the ones who did, they really didn't seem to enjoy it much. Looked like drama and hassle more than anything.

Don't get me wrong, I would have liked an amazing girlfriend in my teenage years. And although I fancied people, looking back on it, there wasn't a single girl I knew who would have been a good gf for me at the time. Back then I was mostly into smoking weed and listening to music from the 60s and 70s, and although I found plenty of male friends to enjoy that with, I never met a single girl who was into either of those things until I was into my 20s.

>>37127127
>helping mummy with the gardening
Top tier neet activity desu. I do it all the time.
Currently watching star trek and letting my lunch settle

REALLY fancy some mccoys cheese and onion crisps
but I've just taken my shoes off

>>37127127
hey tilde, Im currently recording heavy metal songs over my grandads old church hyms on his reel to reel tape recorder.

This is truely the comfiest activity, older generations had it so much better

>>37127266
Most people? No.

Most people vote for the party they have always voted for, the same way that I always buy coca cola rather than pepsi without even thinking about it.

"Floating voters" vote according to an impression of policies and leadership that they get from the media.

A small percentage of people will actually read all of the manifestos and carefully consider who they will vote for. But they are probably mostly students voting for the first time.

The rest of the people who read the manifesto are party activists who only read their own party's, journalists, and people who take a particular interest in political news for whatever reason.

Was meant to get my haircut today but I just woke up

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may on the internet

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it seems the tories will give us high speed internet

>>37127358
>We will make Britain the best place to start and run a digital business

How exactly are they planning to do that?

>he doesnt have a scoop of protein powder with his porridge
lol enjoy being gay

>>37127389
sit on .co.uk domains

>>37127389
https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf

starts on page 77

>>37127402
been looking for some cheap vanilla whey to try out some recipes but it's always at least 25 quid and I don't even know if I'd like it

>>37127127
fumigating the housemates bedroom. he said there are loads of moths in there so have set off some smoke bomb things, then gonna nip down supermarket and get something to drink soon,woke up in a foul mood so plan on knocking myself out early instead of letting things escalate.

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pls no bully online

Hope they ban 4chan so you pathetic lot have nowhere to whinge and moan.

>>37127212
Probably gonna be me soon enough. Might get into lifting when I move out.

>>37127440
>probably
>might

nope

>>37127426
Where are you ordering from? I get 1kg for 18 from myprotien and they do sample packs for a quid.

>>37127433
>unacceptable to bully online as it is in the playground
you could have said 'office'
or at least try to make it sound like you're talking to people you regard as adults

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rate my piccy lads

>>37127457
You're right. Whats the equivalent of this where I make shit attempts at not being a brainlet by reading but none of it actually feels like it's going in?

>>37127483
Bit depressing desu lad

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>>37127470
>myprotien

I haven't ordered any yet, I'm looking around
most of the online places do this groupon bullshit I don't want to get involved with

Bought a fidget spinner desu. Can balance it on my nose sometimes, but it tends to slow down and scratch my cheek. 15 quid I'll not see again.

>>37127483
I thought it said fappy

>>37127513
s m h at you f a m

>>37127513
>15 quid
Unreal

>tfw i'm so bitter and socially avoidant that people assume
i had a really traumatic childhood
actually had a good normal one. wtf is wrong with me

How do I tell my friend I'm not coming to his party? I'm 30 by the way. I'm a 30 yr old man with friends who have birthday parties.

Mummy said I should get a new driving instructor.

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>nice weather
>no rain forecast
>painted the fence
>finish the panel
>starts raining out of nowhere

I've covered it with a sheet but I'm not holding my breathe.

>>37127560
>mummy said i should learn to use the microwave

ffs

>>37127590
Well actually I just replaced the waveguide cover in ours after it started arcing.

>>37127559
How old is he? Having birthdays for the big 0's is incredibly common.

>>37127513
15 quid wtf lad the paki shop is selling them for 2 quid

>>37127612
He's 33. It's a 'small gathering' in his flat which is code for 'a room full of people doing drugs and listening to shit music'.

>>37127291
Sounds really nice desu. What did you have for lunch lad?

>>37127313
Hey anon, how are you? And that made me laugh~

>>37127427
Well it's sad to hear you don't feel very good today anon, I hope you wake up feeling better tomorrow~

>>37127642
>few lads
>tunes
>drugs

whats fucking wrong with u lad get twisted

>>37127670
I used to do that every weekend and it melted my brain. The last few years anytime I go to one of these things I make a tit of myself and stay too long.

Not buying into the fidget spinner meme lads I'm bringing back yoyos

>>37127704
I'm bringing back ball in a cup.

>tfw not a weeb but still sort of fantasise about living in japan because it's a relatively structured society, the closest thing to Britain until the late 60s/early 1970s left on earth.
>tfw even if i learned the language and went there I'd be their version of an unwanted black/arab immigrant getting aside glances in the street
it's ironic that the very thing that makes the society attractive is also the thing that makes it unavailable.

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This new Vulcan doctor is a bit of a sort.

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>>37127625
It's an executive model. At least my cat likes it.

>>37127745
get surgery and coloured to look japanese

>>37127755
She is only in like 2 episodes and that episode is the one where she has the most lines I think.

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>>37126215
>tory government is a good thing
>b-but at least it's not labour

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>>37127779
I am disappoint. They seem to have replaced Dr Crusher with some moody old cow too for some reason.

>>37127704
At least you can play with Yoyos

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>>37127769
>it's an executive model

>>37126974
>theres a shortage of labour in key areas such as the NHS.
It just so happens there's a severe surplus of labour overall.

Perhaps if there was some mechanism to alleviate this... perhaps by adequately funding training for unemployed britons... the problem would go away....

nah fuck it let's just import more people improvements in wages and conditions are literally communism

>>37127769
You have a pretty catto

>>37127808
She is just female Bones. She has some good episodes and I like her interactions with Picard but they swap her back for Crusher next season.

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What's the point if you cant forgive yourself lads?

>>37127772
sadly i'm also tall, they'd know.

>>37127769
Nice cat. What's that fun-looking tube system on the floor?

executive autism

>tfw cat has become really fat and now he just bitches at my all day because ive reduced his food

>>37127803
Last year it was 500,000

new RB weekly challenge
if anybody wants to join my crew, please join

Who else loves memes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0BJTRVQ_BA

>>37127964
>tfw cat has become really fat
pics pls

>>37127581
I see nobody gives a fuck about my fence then, I bet most of you don't even mow your lawns!

>>37127935
It's got a few hills and a paw-sized ball. There are only a few holes to get a paw in, but they bat the ball and it goes spinning around the course in a circuit

>>37128019
Hope it rains the same colour as the fence

Anyone a CeX member? What are the benefits?

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>>37127978
please no bullying my fatty catty, im working on it

>>37128062
Name of catto?

>>37128062
>tuba music begins

>>37128062
>>37128085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

orig

>>37128080
raiden, im a fag like that
>>37128085
no bullying! desu i think its because he has decided he wants to run around less nowadays so i should have reduced his food much earlier but i didnt really think about it

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reeeee fuck off chinks

>>37128106
Same thing happened with my catto as it got older. She bitched and moaned for awhile but she's in much better shape now.

>>37127655
Big bowl of pasta and chicken :) Should really be eating more veg desu

>>37128023
That sounds truly amazing. Does your cat play with it a lot? Every toy i get for my cat is played with for the first week and then forgotten about.

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>>37128106
>Raiden
If he doesn't run when the sun comes up, his life could very well be on the line

>raining again

Jesus christ lads my butthole's so raw.

Went in to poop, normal little pellets at first. Then shit water, then a torrent of burning liquid poop that just never seemed to end. Every time I got up to wipe thinking I was done another wave of shit would come flooding out my arse.

Last time I shop at Aldi.

>>37128375
holy shit, exactly the same when i bought stuff from there

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>>37128220
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00D3NIA2Q/ref=s9_acsd_al_bw_c_x_3_w
It sees a fair bit of use, yes. Last thing at night especially. Plus you can buy more pieces and expand it as you would a child's train track.

>>37128441
That cat on the right looks pretty shocked about the whole situation.

>>37127655
thanks lad
I don't think the mood will change or if it does it won't stay good for long,self hatred is a bitch eh, seems to stick for life

>>37128375
I know what you mean lad, and it's horrific. Last time it happened to me I was on the floor, lying on my stomach, crying out in pain at 4am.

Luckily it was a one off.

>>37128605
My cats (two sisters) make that face often when looking at it. It's pretty surprising to them, I suppose. They also have a tunnel to hide in, a scratch post and a fluffy tower with different levels and activities

>>37128657
Sounds like your cats are living the high life.

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My dad bought tickets to Iron Maiden this Sunday. I fucking hate concerts but I feel I have to go since he bought tickets for me and my sister to go with him.

cat isn't fond of the new puppy lads, haha

>>37128441
I'm going to treat my cat to this I think, the poor lad has had a tough couple of months putting up with a doggo. he deserves a new toy
I'm not the lad you was talking to, but thanks for the suggestion

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Mummy May wants to take our internets away from us, lads

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

>ctrl+f "lad"
>only 39 matches
>ctrl+f "m8"
>no matches
Disappointing.

>>37128759
You're welcome. However, especially if he's a bashful sort or needs to feel safe a tunnel for him to lurk in might be just the ticket. Especially a nice place to go for a stealthy nap.

>>37128697
my parents never do shit like this because they know its stupid. i dont know why people randomly buy people expensive gifts when they might not like it. he could have at least asked you

>>37128697
ive been in similar situations, hope u manage.

>>37128783
Good. People only ever use the internet for hacking and sex crimes, anyway.

Name one good thing that has come from widespread internet access.

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any of you lids tried this?

saw an advert last night and I'm ashamed to say I want a bite

>>37128788
Theres 9 matches of "mate" though which is the way most people use it.

>>37128783
will tor still be effective when they take out Internet and privacy away

>>37128899
Have to switch to VPNs

>>37128899
But you can't post on 4chin with it so why use the internet at that point.

>>37128794
well he is a bit of a scaredy cat, I built him a fort to play in out of old cardboard boxes, he seemed to like that, (i destroyed that in an autistic rage though so might build another for him) he does like chasing balls about so I recon he'll like it, and doggo's fucking off for good this weekend so he'll be happy with that

>>37128919
>>37128917
You have to buy a pass to post using a VPN. I'm doing it right now.

>>37128783
if this gets passed, i think 4chan will indefinitely be on the ban list. i find it funny how they are trying to put restrictions on porn too. people say that labour are the lefty party but the policies in this suggest a facilitation of ridiculous liberal attitudes.

>>37128956
>actually giving money to jew moot

>>37128963

>banning porn
>a liberal attitude

You might want to have a think about that

>>37128931
Did you at least pretend you were a giant when you destroyed the cat fort?

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>>37128630
desu that makes me really sad to hear. Even if it's only temporary you should enjoy and make the most of the good times. You seem like a really lovely person to me~

>>37128858
It is really nice lad and I would recommend it, you're making me feel really hungry as well~

>>37128931
What is it with cardboard boxes? Cats just seem to love that shit. Even if they're flattened out they make prime sitting for some reason.

>>37128975
I post here so much it just made sense.

>>37128783
>>37128899
if they block places like 4chan Tor is one option

Even if they make moves to try and block Tor people can just use bridges

>>37128823
britfeel

original

>>37128985
i was referring to the hate speech. where did i directly refer to the porn? i made an underhanded reference to the porn being banned

>>37128963
i really don't care if they ban porn 2bh i already have couple of terabytes worth of good quality porn i just want people to respect my privacy hence why im running linux instead of windows so my details don't get sold to Chinese companies

>>37129041

I get the impression that English is not your first language.

Kill it with fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTRVfilenI8

>>37128963
this is a ridiculously right wing move you spacker, how is it remotely left

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKl6WjfDqYA
Why didn't we listen, lads?

>>37129070
did you read the article? come on, you're on 4chan. you should know how ridiculous the lefties are with regard to hate speech.

>>37129057
can you read lad?

" i find it funny how they are trying to put restrictions on porn too"

Maybe they will just get rid of the politically incorrect board? The rest of this site is used by many gay people, why would they block us from talking to other gays?

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>>37128998
yeah cardboard boxes i atuck 2 together and cut some holes in was gonna extend it out with tunnels and stuff and was thinking of adding an upstairs extension for him.
just caught him making himself a comfy bed out of my coats the little bugger

>>37129037
Does that balance the scales?

>>37129166
i dont go on pol but it would still go against our human rights if they banned it.

>>37129111
I think thats mostly an American thing tbqh. Ive never heard in real life someone ask for online hate speech to be government regulated liberal or not.

>>37129198
I don't give a toss about the scales, why should I surrender my liberties just so a few nonces and abduls can get a smack on the wrist

I was in the middle of writing a captcha on a post complaining about the bus being late and it arrived. Must of heard about it from GCHQ

I really love the drinking tea meme we have in Britain, such a solid meme which has been going on for well over century, tastes good too.

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>>37128998
kek, i read it as was it with cardboard boxes.
fuck knows why they like it,they do cardboard scrathing pads as well.
this is the fort i built, he loved sitting in it

>>37129215
there was a lad a while ago that posted a video, and in it a bunch of liberals were talking about criminalizing hate speech. in the video they predominately referenced hating islam as hate speech

cant remember what it is called. i thought i saved it but i cant find it anywhere

>>37129264
I unironically belive GCHQ uses 4chan for social experiments

>>37129280
Very nice lad, build him a multistorey one but remember that there need to be holes within so that he can go 'upstairs' between floors without having to leave. Cats like to move in the dark to feel comfy. You could also go to a supermarket and say you're moving and do they have any spare cardboard boxes. Usually they'll give you a bunch, no questions asked.

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>>37129280
my cat loves this little fort thing we got him, though he only looks playing around in it when he thinks no one is watching, if he sees someone watching he goes away from it and pretends he doesnt like it, makes taking pictures of him fucking about on it hard

>>37129266
Yeah just like the meme we have about taking alcohol and pretending it isn't a deadly drug.

Who are you gonna vote for?

>>37129348
my biggest personal problem with alcohol is how unhealthy it is. getting pissed puts on abar 2000 calories.

>>37129348
>>37129374
muzzies detected

>>37129266
>foundation of our empire
>a meme

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>>37126715
Thinking about maybe getting Prey. Also looking forward to Destiny 2.

Posting.

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>neighbor listening to rap music without headphones
>he also has a gf
>"nigger this, nigger that"
>hatch a plan
>brake the seal on my conservatory gutter so the rain constantly drips outside his bedroom window onto the PVC window ledge below
>now its a loud "drip drip drip!" for hours since the gutter collects standing water
>no more sleep for the young wage cuck!
>thankfully I sleep on the other side of the house

>>37129381

How long do you have to practice to become such a crashing bore?

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>>37129326
Ha, mine only really stand on the top. Sometimes they fight over who gets to be king of the castle through, clawing at one another from two levels.

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>camera autofocus says I look like a 14 year old girl

>>37129381
fuck off ya cunt. dont you dare call me a paki again or i will bum your head in

>>37129374
Just drink spirits tubbo

>>37129321
well i've got a computer desk i bodged together but i'm going to move the pc next week and use my big 44 inch tv as my monitor. i might repurpose the desk as his new fort.

>reading about the inquest into that serial killer who used grindr
>all 4 bodies were found outside his flat or in a church 500m away
>he was arrested and the cops just believed him and let him go

Christ, are the filth that incompetent? I now unironically believe I could become a serial killer and get away with it if I wasn't a normalish person who wouldn't actually kill someone.

>>37129453
He'll just turn up his music you fool.

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>>37129462
that sounds pretty hilarious, my catto is actually too afraid to go up to that top step, no one idea as he is happy jumping up to much, much higher places, ultra rare pic of him actually inside his little hole before he ran away knowing that i knew he secretly likes this place

>>37129478
Prepare to be harrassed by prison gays

>>37129434
On PC or console?

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Fuck yes lads, muh lego is on the way.

>>37129513
Why do you think that he doesn't want you to know?

>>37129506
because he only killed faggots nobody really cared they deserved it 2bh faggots when wilk they learn

>>37129506
>Christ, are the filth that incompetent?

yes, they are terrible at catching serial killers. i read a book about British serial killers a few years and wew the police arnt arf shit

>>37129526
Destiny 2 I meant.

>>37129510

If in fact he existed and op had done what he claims.

He doesn't, he didn't so he won't.

But for some reason drivel like this seems to be currency on here.

>>37129531
He needs plausible deniability down the line. Can' say more. Got to keep moving.

>>37129506
>he was arrested and the cops just believed him and let him go
Well they cant hold you forever if they dont charge you and they cant charge you if they dont have enough evidence. How many people lived in the flat?

>>37129531
he is completely fine playing around on it, scratching on it, sleeping in it etc, once any one comes into view of him doing any of this stuff he moves away from it, it could be a load of reasons why he does it im just pretending like i can apply human mannerisms to a cat

>>37129527

what you ordered my m8? lego is comfy as fuck and always will be

>>37129541
How do they compare to the yanks? Serial killers mostly seem to be caught by accident.

>>37129543
PC probably. Interesting to see it's going to be on battle.net.

I'm hoping to get my ass pounded tonight lads.
Horny as fuck.

>>37129510
But that would be breaking the law, I can't help it if my gutter springs a leak in and inaccessible area. I can't afford to get it fixed.

>>37129549
Its actually 100% real, the gutter is falling apart and needs replacing anyway but I just gave it a little poke with a stick where one of the joins is failing.

>>37129573
https://shop.lego.com/en-GB/Snowspeeder-75144

Nicely building up my lego star wars collection.

>>37129588
>Its actually 100% real, the gutter is falling apart and needs replacing anyway but I just gave it a little poke with a stick where one of the joins is failing.

No you didn't, lad.

The tranny at work left her gym clothes in a bag unattended during lunch. When noone was around I smelt her top and socks, it was repulsive. I must be much further ahead of her transition, none of it was feminine smelling at all.

>>37129580
dont know, havent looked into the yanks, and yeah, most are caught by accident. normally the serial killer gets over confident.

>>37129541
To be fair it's hard to catch a serial killer. All the lines of enquiries about murders are about motives. Serial killers just kill random people for no reason.

>>37129603

eat your prize munchies you fat wanker

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Right lads, I had plans to meet up with someone at a pub in Leeds tomorrow evening at about half five. However, I had a bit of a brainwave over another idea I'd been toying with.

MEATLiquor has this challenge where if you can eat all of a spicy meal you get it free. Therefore, to the original anon and any others that would be up for it:
>Do you like a gamble?
>Are you a poorfag?
>Are you also a glutton?

If the above apply to you, why not give this challenge a go? It's 25 quid a pop if you can't hack it but to the victor go the spoils. Plus, win or lose we'll have a story to tell /britfeel/. It might not quite be
>Once I smelled another lad's dick and arsehole up close I knew that I had made a mistake
But it could still be a fun trip out. Anyone up for it?

http://www.foodchallenges.com/challenges/meatliquors-triple-chilli-challenge-leeds-england-uk/

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my balls are nice and clean now

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>>37129583
Good. Pretty sure it's confirmed that consoles are getting cucked at 30fps.
>it's going to be on battle.net.
Certainly odd. Aslong as I don't have to play it to get some promotional OW skins. Still have PTSD grinding HOTS.

>>37129650

I'm over in Ireland at the minute or I would be seriously tempted by that.

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>>37129661

lad....no lad just no

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>>37129580
London has a 90 - 95% clear up rate for murder.

New York has something like 50%.

New Scotland Yard is worldclass tier.

>>37129668
>Aslong as I don't have to play it to get some promotional OW skins.

lmao you know this is going to happen, as if blizz would avoid doing something like this

>>37129602
I fucking did, used a piece of bamboo stick propping up my Lillys. It fit nice and snugly too making the hole twice as big as before, it used to be the occasional drop but now its like a waterfall.

The gutter holds water because the front of the conservatory has subsided making it the lowest point of the gutter. Then my dad doesn't fix things until its too late so I'm trying to get back at him too, maybe next door will complain and my dad will have no choice but to repair it.

>>37129620
Excuse me?
oc

>>37129679
sorry but that figure is incredibly skewed, they only deal with the murders is high class areas of london, so things will get solved, they ignore all the non white ghetto shit as they should but it makes the number look a lot better than the new york one because the new york one includes all shit in it, and obviously no one is going to solve murders in a community where no one talks or says stuff to police, but they still include that in their figures so it looks a lot worse

>>37129506
All died of a drug that's incredibly prevalent in the gay pick up scene, where the tiniest error in measures of like 1ml means you're dead, and people accidentally kill themselves with it constantly.

Pretty excited to find out whats for tea tbqh. I know I'm having chilli nachos tomorrow but bit of a suprise today.

>>37129723
Wait, what drug does that? Sounds like a good way to off myself.

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>>37129686
Please I don't want to accept logic. I don't want to touch Destiny again.

>>37129722
No they don't? Met covers every borough in London. The high class area (City of London) is covered by the City of London police artificially raising the numbers.

Like who do you think investigates murders in Hackney, Haringey, or Lambeth?

>>37129650
you lads off to whitelocks for a cheeky pint of theakstons?

>>37129747
>murders are investigated in nigger areas

lmao, the police know the best way to deal with things is to just let the nigs nig and kill each other, if they make it really obvious then arrest them but otherwise dont bother

>>37129736

It's called "spunk". Pop into a gay bar, find a seedy looking character and tell him you want spunk.

You'll probably have to go to the toilets or outside for the trade though.

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>tfw you think you might secretly be on uni suicide watch because the nice post guy was stareing though my window from across the street when I got back from an exam
not sure what to think tbqh

>>37129668
>promotional OW skins
I stopped playing overwatch a while ago. Got sick of it. I used to main Reinhardt, but it seriously started to grate my nerves, playing with teammates that would just ignore me.

>>37129781
>stareing
maybe I should hero after all

>>37129535
step out of the lorry, abib

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Some filthy fucking yob just drove past me and shouted scruffy bastard from the passenger side of his mate's shit car.

>>37129781
So a guy who's name you don't know was staring through your window, and your first thought is suicide watch instead of impending rape?

Maybe you need to be on suicide watch

>>37129707

i said eat your prize munchies you fat wanker

>>37129773
It' easier for a lid to write a job up as a murder then as a sudden death.

You're wrong, just take it on the chin bruv.

>>37129603
That's fucking foul mate. You're a disgusting animal.

>>37126974
This is bullshit by the way. The NHS has been full of Indians since like the 70's.

>>37129756
Nah it was going to be The Angel. Never been before but it looks like a dive and that's good enough. Interested?

>>37129673
Depends whether we bother this time but if not, fancy it when you're home?

>>37129812
He got you good didn't he.

>>37129812
Did you note down his reg plate?

>>37129773
>if they make it really obvious then arrest them but otherwise dont bother
that would make the murder unsolved

>>37129723
GHB right? Dangerous stuff.

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>tfw national identity crisis
>tfw can no longer feel superior to immigrants

>>37129825
I mean I've already been emailed a load of support numbers

>>37129892
No it honestly left me shaking with rage, so much so that I didn't think to.

So instead I'm committing to writing down the license number of every red car from now on until somebody does it again.

>>37129650
>jalapenos
howling over here lad, the hardest part would be getting that lot down you in 10 minutes, they should at least step it up to habanero

>>37129919
All that means is he knows you're vulnerable and not likely to report the imminent surprise sex

>>37129870
>Depends whether we bother this time but if not, fancy it when you're home?

Yeah it looks do-able and should be a bit of fun.

>>37129784
>playing with teammates that would just ignore me.
Where you playing competitive? QP is useless for any cordination nowadays, people are messing around. Even then far too many people don't use text or mic in comp until clutch time. I get what you're coming from though, playing Mercy or Rein is the worst part of OW if your team aren't cooperating.

>>37129926
Next time it happens note the plate. Then when you're out you can keep an eye out for the car and slash the tires etc.

>>37129943
I prefer a more passive aggressive approach.

ie bait them into beating the shit out of me and then pressing charges.

>>37129918
Weren't some of the first british seltlers Armenian farmers? It's always been a melting pot tbqh

>>37129929
That was my first thought as well. I looked up all the challenges around town and that one seemed like a piece of piss compared to a lot of the others. A free meal essentially, neither too spicy nor too massive to be that difficult.

>>37129936
My thoughts exactly.

>>37129932
I am a pure desusan'd man and intend to stay this way

>>37129843
Blabbering fool.
>>37129855
Don't start there was nothing sexual about it. We as humans put a great deal into taste and smell, I couldn't help wonder how her progression is going compared to my own.

>>37129956
Nah no need to put yourself in harms way. You could always cut the brakes and let the dickhead/dickheads die in a horrific crash as they speed down an A road.