normie sex positions

>>37292004
Most people have favorites, and missionary's pretty much par for the course. So is doggy.

In my experience, most girls aren't flexible enough for the weird shit, and unless you're in a LTR and trying out those positions for the sake of trying them out, it's pretty much missionary, cowgirl (reverse and normal), and doggy. Penetration is just easiest to achieve like that, and they're the standard fare for a reason.

Source: My own unsubstantiated anecdotes

Oh, and that one where's she's sitting on the counter with her crotch level to yours.

>also what's are the top sex positions?
Mating press, doggy, prone bone, whatever that one where she's sideways and her leg's over your shoulder is called, that one weird one where you're both basically crabwalking and fused at the genitals (dunno why I like that so much)

>>37292105
>missionary, cowgirl (reverse and normal), and doggy
This

>>37292004

>TFW you would never have energy to have sex

Seriously, it sounds way too hard, thrust nonstop for minutes, how do they do this?!

The most normie sex position is any position

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A girl riding your cock while sitting on a couch is the best position in the world desu

>>37292142
Every fiber of your being is telling you to do it.

>>37292142
>too intelligent to have sex

>>37292105
>prone bone
does that only work for anal

>>37292338
Nah. It works for vag, too, but it's ideal for anal. You can put a pillow under her waist, too.

I think doggy is the most common probably.
Idk it's the only one that actually feels good imo. The rest is just warm up.

>>37292249
Finally, an ass that would make my dick not look small.

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>>37292365
WRONG

dick riding is the best PERIOD.

>>37292365
Cowgirl feels the best to me but doggy is more fun since I can pound the shit out of the girl

>>37292416
That's uncomfortable for me. I feel like my dick is going to break.

I hate eye contact, so missionary is off the table for me.

>>37292105
>not flexible enough

This and im a fairly active person. But its uncomfy as shit when they try and put your legs up around their or your own ears. Porn perpetuates so many lies. Missionary best bc intimacy and cuddle factor

>>37292499
Missionary with a petite girl it's hard to make eye contact anyways.

Is it normal for a girl to start sucking and licking your ear?

>>37292652
Yes. Earlobes are basically erogenous zones.

Thanks to FLCL for giving me that trick in high school.

are you normies aware in which board you are posting?

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>>37292675
just bcuz you had sex doesn't mean you're not a robot

>>37292795
that's precisely what it means.

>>37292795


Factually wrong, fuck off normans.

>>37292249
how can she ride a cock while sitting on a couch

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>>37292795
>just bcuz you had sex doesn't mean you're not a robot

VIRGINITY IS THE CORNERSTONE OF BEING A ROBOT YOU RETARDED FUCKING NORMALFAGGOT

>>37292004
cyborg here

No one ever really messes with weird or acrobatic positions unless they're in a dying relationship or they're already into yoga.

Missionary and doggy are evenly tied for number one spot.

If a girl is remotely tired or drunk or lazy or anything at all, it often defaults back to missionary.

If a girl is really horned up and want the d really bad, she is almost always into doggystyle.

There's also the weird sideways doggystyle while laying down, it often happens with late-night spooning.

Finally not a whole lot of girls are into it but those who are into are really into it and that's dick-riding on top of the guy.

Personally I love the girl on top, don't mind missionary, and I absolutely hate doggy style.

oh and 69ing tends to happen just once. It's more of a porn thing.

>>37292249
sauce me originally up brother