ITT: Shit that gets your blood boiling at work Ill start co-worker

Guy I work with will call in sick because he wakes up with a headache. Pop some pills and get into work, faggot. Then the next day he'll tell me about all the video games he played or the stuff he went in did while he was supposed to be at work.

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>>37193302
>>>/b/

>>37193302
As I sit down for my lunch break my boss tells me to do some menial bullshit, and it'll take hours before I can eat

>>37193307
Same guy
I work at a public beach doing sanitation, and the beach is still pretty cold at this time if year, so nobody swims, nobody uses the showers in the bathhouse. I jerk off in there almost every day

>>37193308
Especially when a see a girl who definitely doesn't look between the ages of 9 and 15, only 18+ year olds in a bikini, or a sexy one piece

>>37193309
I think it's safe to say this thread is over. Good God, man

>>37193309
I feel like you might be a sex offender.

K I'll bite.
I work as a maintenance guy but I have the University degree to do the job that the frontline staff do (but there's no positions open for me).

At least once a week, I try and involve myself in a few 'desired profession' related conversations with frontline staff so that I don't forget everything I learned and most of the time, I hear something like "it's a bit above your paygrade" or "dont worry about it, it wouldnt make sense to you anyways".

I've mentioned to all of the employees at one time or another that I'm university educated in the same field they're in, which they forget every time I tell them and is incidentally a higher qualification than some of the other staff.

They also frequently respond to my statement with "which COLLEGE did you go to?" so they can prod and piss me off more, try and discern whether I'm lying about my credentials or just misspeaking about my education.

And no, they don't mean 'which college' as a broad term for any post-secondary education. They're assuming I went to a community college. This would be fine if I didn't already just fucking tell them that I didn't do that. But they ask anyways

I'm really glad I'm sane because these people test me to the point that if i weren't a kind and patient person, I probably would've quit in the loudest, most memorable way possible or lost my shit so hard I would be an interoffice story for the next few decades.

>>37193302
>he doesn't like making money
>he has better things to do than sit around at his dead end job