Questions that makes you uncomfortable

Do you have a girlfriend? And the other questions that follow it.

>>37246294
>what's your facebook anon?
i couldn't find you by your name
>do you have a gf? why why not?
>what "popular sport" team is your favorite?
>what kind of music do you like?

>You don't get any funny looks, do you?

>>37246294
>What are you passionate about?
>What is your goal/dream in life?
>Where do you see yourself in X years?

>what is that a tattoo of

I have an animu tat and dont want to expose power level

>questions that makes you feel unsafe
>WHAT'S YOUR TRAP COLLECTION?!

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>So do you have a job or..?
>What do you even do on the computer?
>I'm looking at a year-and-a-half employment gap, what were you doing during that time?
>What's your favorite X?

>>37246294
>What did you do the last week end?
I went hiking.

>Whats your favorite thing to do with friends?
Go hiking.

>Who is your best friend? How is him like?
I've literally never been asked this question. What the fuck?
>Can you tell us 4 good qualities about you?
I've also never been asked this question outside a job interview. What the fuck are you doing?

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>What music do you like?
>How old are you?

>>37246294
>>What did you do the last week end?
I was "partying" in city with friends. I don't remember anything. I just woke up 3 am under my bicycle in front of my hose
>>Whats your favorite thing to do with friends?
I don't know. Creating something.
>>Who is your best friend? How is him like?
I don't have one. He hates me
>>Can you tell us 4 good qualities about you?
I can fake being funny, I'm not too attractive so other people don't feel inferior, I'm not to high so other people don't feel short next to me, I'm quite original, I'm lazier than most of people so they feel like they are hard-working

>>37246294
>mock college interview
>20 minutes
>debriefing
>examiner assumes I'm extroverted and able to blend in anywhere
>I'm just a lonely piece of shit with no friends and no gf

Ha. Now I can hide my powerlevel for more than 20 minutes.

>>37246511
pics?

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37246294
Most people are used to my autism so i say i stayed at home and was happy to not have to go to classes

>>37246294
>are you rich?

Original, promised.

This thread is giving me an anxiety attack. Why do we have to go through these social norms to get a fucking decent job?