Oh god what do I do now? Why did she have to respond first? I

Dude, I DREAM of the days that girls talk first to me. Don't ruin it for yourself, she wants you.

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If dubs your reply is "BUILD WALL"

>>37588305
she's Russian, maybe she's trying to get government secrets from me

Just in case, if Trump renounces your citizenship and tries to deports you, ill be happy to harbour your fine illegal ass.

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>>37588318

In that case ask if she's Trump's notorious 400 pound hacker

>>37588361
I was thinking of saying something like "nice try Russian hacker, you won't get any secrets from me"

>>37588249
>>37588393
Say "*Insert congenial smiley face here* Am I cute enough to stamp your passport?" Good luck OP