Hug your family members!

Hi thread.
I just hugged my imouto and told her I love her. She told me I'm being weird.
In other news my older sister arrived safely in the US.

>>37751173
You should hug her more often so it's normal!

Glad your older sister is safe, I hope you survive the long weeks ahead.

>>37751173
She's being weird by not wanting to be hugged
Your older sister should've come to the east coast, we're cooler

>>37751334
I think it's weird especially because I started doing it recently. I mean I love her obviously but usually my family isn't super good at showing affection.

Yeah, me too. I just hope she'll have a good time. But she has friends in LA and whatnot so I'm sure it'll be fun.
I do already miss her a lot though. I feel like I'm overreacting but eh.

>>37751410
Hi Laura.
Yeah, I know right? Who doesn't like hugging?

My onee-chan left and i haven't seen her since i was 8 and I was the youngest child.

i found you in another thread Austria
talking about showerheads
hussy

I went to my second youngest sister's room and hugged her, she just went "heeeey".
I love her smile, she's so pretty.

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>>37751825
H-hey now, Ella was there too!

>>37751946
Ohai Ella.
Why are imoutos so cute. I actually thought I'd dislike sharing a room with her for a few days but she's just the sweetest thing.

>>37751441
>usually my family isn't super good at showing affection
You know what to do about that!

>>37751946
I bet you're prettier than her. How are you holding up?

>>37751441
I love hugs, I hugged my mom this morning
>>37751825
I was trying to casually post last night at 3am and some anon popped
>Laura?

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>>37752016
>You know what to do about that
Well yes but I can't drown my mom in the pool, there's people around.

>>37752072
How'd he know? Did you talk about being smol?

>hugs

Disgusting, and I even mean it.

>>37752085
You're on thin ice dyke
I mean, that's exactly what I was talking about, but thin ice

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>>37751991
Hii
I love my sister, I don't know if I ever talked about her but we're super close, she's only just under two years younger so we shared a lot of our childhoods.
>>37752016
Maybe if I started taking care of myself again. Trying to stay positive.
>>37752072
Same guy figured me out too

>>37752141
tell stories about cute imouto please

>>37745038
>>37745079
That was me kek
>>37752141
>Trying to stay positive.
I'm glad you're trying to manage, but it's okay to talk about it if you need to Ella, we're here for you.

>>37752141
Yea he said something about you, but you didn't reply so I thought he was wrong

>>37752132
Oh Laura.
>thin ice
Please, you can't even reach up to my face. You'd have to slap my boobs with your face.
Also I need more smug Elsa pictures, dammit.

>>37752141
That's cute. My little sister is like nearly 4 years younger than me but we still get along pretty well. She used to mind tag along a lot with my big sister and me but by now she's her own person and a proper young woman. I'm proud of her.

>>37752226
My imouto once tried to bake mom a cake for mothers day and woke me up scared because she managed to drop the whole bag of flour on the ground and then proceeded to walk all through it, up two sets of stairs and into my room to wake me.
So, basically the whole house was flour'd and we had to clean it up before my parents woke up.

>>37752321
the idea of little sisters growing up and having their hearts stolen by other people is so cruel i can't be real please steal your sisters heart

>>37752226
I'm sorry I can't really think of any stories that would be interesting for people who weren't there.
But on a related note, I swear my youngest sister fucking steals my stuffies all the time. I keep losing them then finding them in her room.
>>37752238
I know, thanks.
>>37752306
I'm pretty sure I did reply
>>37752321
Super cute, I feel the same way about my sisters. They used to try everything me and my brother did but do their own thing now, even the youngest who's also four years younger than me. Really proud of both of them.

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>>37752321
I CAN EASILY REACH YOUR FACE, THERES A 2 1/2" DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US, I CAN REACH ABOVE YOUR HEAD, I WILL SMITE YOU
>>37752488
Oh, I must've not noticed it, my bad

>>37752375
Well yeah, of course I'm trying to protect her as much as possible but she'll surely fall for someone eventually and have her heart broken, it's sadly inevitable. But fortunately it hasn't happened yet.

>>37752488
>fucking steals my stuffies all the time
>fucking [...] my stuffies
We've all been there.

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>>37752550
Wait what are you trying to imply
They're my soft plushies...

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>>37752636
You know she does, Ella. Everyone does.
Think about what you've done with your brother's stuff, after all.
I mean it depends on her age but y'know. Why wouldn't she.

Also I got a (non-lewd) massage in a bit, yay.

>>37752550
Take extra care of your imouto and she won't be stolen!
>>37752636
There's a reason little girls have so many. What else would you use them for?

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>>37752693
Are you implying my 14 year old sister fucks toy animals?
>>37752714
For holding onto when I'm sad

>>37752714
I'll take good care of her. And luckily my father can be pretty imposing, I'm sure it's discouraging potential suitors. Not that she seems to have any interest in them yet.

>>37752785
I'm just saying, that's what I did with 14. I had an Elmo plushie with a big plastic nose.
But they're also good for cuddling, no doubt about it. I'm just saying it's not mutually exclusive.

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>>37752832
>that's what I did with 14. I had an Elmo plushie with a big plastic nose.
You know, I was fine with your masturbating habits but I swear this time there's something wrong with you.

I can't stomach the idea of doing that, they're my friends.

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>>37752950
That's where you draw the line?
Well, I-I'm sorry for raping my plushie. I didn't really have any other outlets.

>>37752832
>I had an Elmo plushie with a big plastic nose.
Jesus christ Austria, I didn't think about dicking my kermit the frog until I was 20.

>>37752950
>they're my friends.
They're what you make them to be.

>>37753009
>I didn't think about dicking my kermit the frog until I was 20

i can't stop laughing

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>>37752968
>Raping my plushie

Fuck girly. And I thought I was degenerate.

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>>37752968
Couldn't you use the bed post or something, that's what I did
I'm almost too scared to ask how many times.
>>37753009
>I didn't think about dicking my kermit the frog until I was 20
How the fuck did that happen
>They're what you make them to be
My friends. They didn't leave me when I stopped talking to them like all my other "friends" from childhood did.

>>37752950
This, I once got mad and yelled at one of them, then started crying, hugging it, and apologizing for taking it out on him
I had tons of them at one point but I got sick of my moms side comments that I was too old for them so I put them all in a bag one day and told them I was done with them
I couldn't imagine getting lewd with Bill, he was best piggo

>>37753150
>How the fuck did that happen
A man gets desperate, he was soft. Ended up putting one of those makeshift toilet roll fleshlights in the hand entrance bit and used him as a handle. I threw him away years ago though.

>They didn't leave me when I stopped talking to them
You talked to them? They literally can't leave you.

>pumping and dumping your stuffed animals

>>37753172
I did the exact same thing, when I got really angry I used to throw them around and ended up crying and apologizing. My mom would always call me sentimental but they were real people to me.
>>37753232
I didn't need that image before dinner, thanks.
>You talked to them?
Of course I did, I still do sometimes. My favorite are two identical and really soft penguins, I always hold and kiss them in bed when I'm sad and tell them it's okay.
They represent what makes me sad and I'm coming to terms with it through them, it helps a lot.

>>37753349
>They represent what makes me sad and I'm coming to terms with it through them, it helps a lot.
Sounds weird to me but if it works then that's good. Just remember to sniff first next time your sister steals them.

>>37753482
why would she do this when she could hug and smell her [Spoiler] cute sister [/spoiler] or she could even just [Spoiler] take some of her cute clothes and smell them [/spoiler]

>>37753548
Remember those capitals in spoilers friend

Unless she has an incest fetish I doubt she wants to smell her sister, I was just saying she probably doesn't want to accidentally get her sister's goo on her face.

>>37750578
>Sister
Hugs back, says "you're the best, I love you too"
>Mother
Hugs back, says "I love you too darling"

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>>37753689
That's sweet, sounds like your family supports and loves you like a good one should. Do you love them back?

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>>37753009
>dicking Kermit the frog
C'mon, dude. I just got mine sticky a little.

>>37753144
W-what. How is rubbing off on plushies more degenerate than sisterfucking? You're the weird ones, not me. You!

>>37753150
>bed post
My bed didn't really have posts. I usually rubbed myself off on pillows but sometimes you're in the mood for a harder surface. So, sue me.
Oh, just a few times. I honestly didn't count. Quite a bit from like 13-16.
On a related note I'm pretty happy I wasn't the only one who talked to her plushies. I've been meaning to get a Lapras plushie ever since I read about it in a fanfic and it seems cute.

>>37753762
As much as a robot can love.

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>>37753804
I'm throughly convinced that the issue isn't that robots can't love. I believe robots love too much. They feel things harder and in greater quantity than normies. As a result, they have their feelings smashed until they reactively guard all emotion so they don't get hurt more.

Just my theory anyway

>>37753895
That's a load of bullshit to be honest. It's just because you're sad.

>>37753895
You're on the dot for me anyway, but I do not represent anyone. I've been burned by girls just after attention and money too often to show any emotions anymore, as well as colleagues just out to ruin me with rumors and accusations.

Page 8 is the worst page

Hello everyone!
How are you doing today?
I'm making myself a quick lunch so I can enjoy Stormblood before work!
Anyone else playing ffxiv? Or anything else cool happening today at all?

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>>37755040
I'm doing quite good today, I finally managed to sleep after 2 days (for 20 hours)

>>37755040
Don't be a faggot. This is a place for talking about family bonding, not for prancing around asking people how their day is going.

>>37755040
My day is going pretty great, nothing interesting but that's how I like it.

>>37755139
These threads need a community of regular posters and off-topic discussion to survive. It's the only way you'll get on-topic content without constantly needing to create a new thread and separating content.

>>37755109
Ah, that's good! I'm glad you got some rest, you deserve it.

>>37755139
I talk about my family, too, and listen to other people talk about it! But right now I haven't seen any family, and that's okay.

>>37755233
I like slow, relaxed days, myself!

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>That whole stuffed animal conversation.
Thanks for the laugh.

>>37755233
There's no point in having these threads if nobody is hugging and posting results. It'd be better to have one on-topic thread every day that dies after a few hours than to have one full of off-topic conversation with no content in it. Even if it's necessary to keep one thread alive, there is no excuse for posts like >>37755040 to be posted while the thread is on page 5. Austria and Ella have done good to hug their sisters and post results in this thread, that's what it's here for.

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>>37755415
Oh shush.

>>37755560
I'll have a lot of time to hug my imouto in the next few days, we're basically stuck together until Sunday. I'll try and make her not hate it.

>>37755560
I post to I can check up on the people in the thread that I like! There are no rules. Not everything in the thread needs to be about anons getting off to incest stories and lewd girls.
I do this for me, and hopefully anybody else who can use a burst of positivity and some danger-free conversation.

Lighten up! There will be more sister hugging in the future.

>>37755671
please respect your imouto's personal space if she gets uncomfortable!
but I can imagine your hugs are so warm and inviting it would be hard to say no

>>37755671
Hug her until she loves your hugs. Hug her and don't let go until she reciprocates and says she loves you and that you are her favorite sister.
>>37755689
>anons getting off to incest stories and lewd girls
Those are the worst people in these threads, even worse than attention whores. These threads are supposed to be pure and innocent. If you want to "check up on them" so badly get their email or discord. For now, hug someone, tell them you love them, and post your results.

>>37755560
Fostering a community and getting people engaged will help make people feel more comfortable in posting updates. If the thread was just people posting updates and no one ""socializing"" there would barely be any content at all because people need a community to feel included and provide content.

Furthermore, talking about off-topic content and asking people how their day was will help convince others to update more because it will look like people are interested in their lives. Which they are. Another point is that off-topic discussions will indirectly give familial context, for example we now know Laura loved stuffed toys and her mom told her to stop - this provide further context into her family life.

A community is vital to keep a general up and allow more people across different timezones to post relevant content in a centralized location that isn't broken up in several isolated threads.

An appeal to popularity, but I think many people here would agree that the on-topic content the trips post wouldn't be nearly as interesting if they didn't have off-topic discussions to provide context into their personality and indirect family life.

Has neglected imouto guy de-tsun'd his imouto yet?

>>37755788
I've hugged all the family I can recently :(
I saw my grandparents for the first time in a while yesterday and gave them big hugs!
But it was nothing out of the ordinary

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>>37755741
Of course. We're pretty comfortable with each other, she just likes to jokingly blow me off because I'm "so gay".

>>37755788
She always hugs me back unless I surprise her, but she always says my older sister is her favorite (I can't blame her).
Also posting favorite cute

>>37755953
you are your sisters are too cute
I guess it's no surprise this community exists with families like yours

>>37755845
>make people feel more comfortable in posting updates
Not what these threads are about. Hug family, post results. That's it. People in incestuous relationships, or those wanting to be can fuck right off if they think these threads are made for them to talk about themselves.

>>37756017
It is no fun to be so clinical about it. What's the point of hearing the results if you have no context? Pointless data of family hugging. We need stories and people! Or, at least, I like having them around and learning more about them. I think that's what these threads are really about.

>>37755953
>my older sister is her favorite
inb4 Austria's older sister is actually lewding them both secretly and it leads to a horrible heartbreak and family destruction or awesome threesomes

>>37756108
The threads are about improving random people's family relationships, and the posting of results reflects that. There have been multiple "Please don't kill yourself." and such, which will make those random anons realize their family really cares about them and hopefully make them want to turn their lives around and improve themselves, which in turn improves society and the world. You have to look at the meta, not just the hugs and incest.

>>37756244
Well that's the point I was trying to make, too!
I think we're on the same page, now.

I think this thread has already made my experiences with my family more positive.

>>37756007
I'm not sure we're particularly cute, but of course I'm mostly sharing the cute stuff here.

>>37756157
My little sister is not for lewding. Plus she's too young. And I'm not interested anyway, neither in her nor in a threesome (with anyone really).

>>37756355
That's not the same thing. You should kill your entire family, shitskins and half-breeds aren't welcome in this world.
>>37756405
16 is legal for lewding in most places. What about a threesome with your older sister and an exact copy of your older sister?

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>>37756464
Actually, 14 is the age of consent in Austria. Which I always thought was too low.
>twice the older sister
Wew. If the copy is as competitive as the original, I wouldn't be able to walk for days.

>>37755845
>we now know Laura loved stuffed toys and her mom told her to stop
anyone else hate lauras mom?

>>37756526
Have you ever thought about sending your imouto lewd pictures/messages? You know, as a joke.

>>37756464
What isn't the same? I don't understand where your hostility is coming from

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>>37756592
Well no. Once like a year ago we were talking about me being gay and that evening she jokingly tried to come onto me, swing her hips, short pajama pants etc.
I laughed so hard my sides hurt all night, she told me I had "the shittiest taste in girls, ever, ugh" and that was that.
I mean, it's not that she's not cute. She is. But she's also my sweet little sister and I just cannot see her that way.
Thank goodness my older sister doesn't have that problem, huh.

>>37756676
There's a very different perspective on younger siblings, I think.
I don't have any older siblings, but I don't think I could view my siblings for lewd.

>>37756775
Give it a shot. Go kiss one of your siblngs on their lips, post your results. Who knows, maybe you'll both like it.

>>37756836
I don't live with my siblings

>>37757106
The go find one of them and give them the ol' kissaroo.

I caught my brother smuggling my new bikini bottoms and a pair of panties into his bedroom. Honestly I'm not even sure how to feel. I have just been camping in my bedroom. I'm not even sure if I'm angry.

>>37757355
Lewd your brother already, clearly he wants you

>>37757355
Story?
>I'm not even sure if I'm angry.
So you like it?
All joking aside, if it bothers you or makes you uncomfortable just tell your mom.

>>37757373
No thanks. That would require him to grow a spine and maybe lose 50 pounds.

>>37757399
Well I'm bothered because it's filthy but at the same time it's kinda hot. I mean like the idea that he wants to do that to that extent it makes me feel pretty good. And though I'm not into him at all, visualizing him busting one fully focused on me makes things toasty and sloppy down below.

>>37757496
Really just forget about him talking lewdly with his friends about you, he didn't do anything wrong in his mind. Stop being such a woman about it. Confront him about stealing your garments, maybe it will lead to lewd.

>>37757496
Wew girl.
Then just rub on out while thinking of him to get even.

Happened a couple of hours ago:
>babysitting imouto
>she is sitting in the livingroom watching tv
>it's dinnertime
>imouto says she isnt hungry, doesnt want any food
>I've been at work for 7 hours, too tired for her bullshit right now
>tell her she will eat or go to sleep
>she shakes her head and says no
>that's it, I've had enough
>I start walking closer to her
>she can tell I'm angry, she looks scared
>I drag her out of the couch, yell at her that she need to eat something
>she begins to cry, tells me she isn't hungry at all
>I begin to carry her to her room
>she gives in, agrees to eat
>now she is mad at me, gives me angry looks throughout dinner
>I don't care, I won't give her any attention when she acts like this
>afterwards we watch tv together
>suddenly she acts like nothing has happened, starts snuggling up to me
>rest of the evening goes rather smooth

Sometimes you need to show those sisters who's in charge.

>>37757554
>stop being a woman about it

Well that's one way to get me to consider you an absolute tool.

>>37757617
That would be great if I didn't think he was gross. I'll probably just use this to fuel my growing femdom taste.

>>37757648
Well imoutos can only be tsun for so long.
>>37757680
How would you feel if he returned it with a bunch of white spots?

>>37757648
Very cute, continue protecting.
>>37757680
You are a female that has trouble with people and feelings. I'm telling you, as a male, he doesn't think he did anything wrong and he doesn't know you're upset about it. He hasn't thought about it a single time since you said something about it. Stop holding a grudge, nothing good will come of it.

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>>37757680
>fuel my growing femdom taste
Well, that's one good thing that comes from it, then.

>>37757755
For the sake of honesty, a combination of anger and arousal probably.

>>37757793
I've always had an itch but now it sounds like a lot on fun.

>>37757932
>a combination of anger and arousal probably.
Hot.
>You'll never be dominated by THICC-wife-chan.

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>>37750578
>sis told me i look like im tired of living
how can i cheer up

>>37758104
wew

I try I guess.

>>37758173
>how can i cheer up
Spend more time with your sister, easy.

Hey Laura is Deer guy okay? Is he still tired from his job?

>>37757648
That's too damn cute
>>37758780
He's got some personal stuff he's dealing with

>>37758932
How personal is it? Are you helping him with it?

>>37759650
Personal enough not to talk about it
I talked to him about it

>>37759871
What happened? Did he confess his love for you?

Is story around tonight? I need me some qt book store stories

>>37760149
shes either lewding her brother, masturbating while thinking about lewding her brother, or playing runescape

>>37760408
How can you be so certain?
I wish I played runescape so I could talk about it with people who have!!

>>37760149
There aren't really any cute stories. I usually just keep to myself. I spend a lot of time on the couch, sometimes the lady I usually work with makes me food.

>>37760408
Ding! Ding! Ding! Option three is the correct answer!

>>37760570
That sounds pretty cute to me!
Is there any chance I could snag your discord?

>>37759871
>>37760004
Confirmed, deer confessed, got shot down, is too depressed to post
>>37760570
Care to drop a throwaway email for anyone who wants to chat with you?

>>37760589
>>37760631
Oh boy.

Let's give it some more time before I start handing out info. Let's keep things here for now. If you want to chat, I'll chat. I would just prefer that it's here.

>>37760690
Some of us would like to talk about more private topics, but if you're not ready to be lewded up yet then I'll have to wait.

>>37758173
>Sister sends whatsapp messages every other week to ask how I feel and life is going
>I always bullshit something about being fine and just getting my shit together
I'm pretty sure she never buys it but she can't do much for me where she's at and I would seriously be mad if she took time off of her physics research to see how I'm doing. Idunno how to keep this up.

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>>37758469
i already did that by going to movies and buying fidget spinners together but now im just even more tired

>posters magically know when an ambiguous is storychan
>when this happens posters start complimenting storychan
>it's always when storychan is posting

really activates the almonds

>>37760690
Yeah, I understand, I feel a bit bad that somebody else asked right after me. I didn't know you hadn't been adding folks!
I'm just at work and a little bored.
What are you doing in runescape? Which version is it? :o

>>37760753
just try getting honest about it, whats the worst that could happen

>>37760724
>>37760690
I don't want to lewd her it's just fun to chat one on one

>>37760724
Wow.

I don't really know if I was getting the same vibes that you were. I don't have a problem getting dirty here. It's kind of my thing, I'm not really in the mood though.

>>37760798
I don't really add people in general. I'm mortified by the idea of being doxxed and possibly raped or whatever. It doesn't help that up until about a year ago my dad would lecture me on the risks of being lose with my private information online. Fucking lawyers, I swear.

I play osrs, right now I'm training ranged on rock crabs.

>>37760864
I meant that he lectured me all the time. I mean at least once every couple of weeks.

>>37760753
Tell her what's really happening. She wants to help.
>>37760786
Your point? Her posts are fairly distinguishable, and she's well liked.
>>37760864
I meant more intimate, one on one talking. Like sexual role-playing, sexting, and stuff like that. Or purely conversation if you want someone to talk to.

>>37760864
>>37760882
i'm pretty sure giving out personal info to anyone here is a bad idea.

>>37760805
Her going ballistic and freaking out. She'll try a kinds of shit and worry sick. Now she's worried too but she can seem to put her worries down and go back to work. O don't want her to waste time trying to help me when I don't want her help. I'll solve my own shit or at least not drag anybody else down.

>>37760920
I legitimately have high functioning autism. Like, I get that I have a knack for writing filthy, filthy stories and that my sexual appetite is pretty gross but you wouldn't have a good time.

>>37760933
I agree.

>>37760864
Ah, that makes sense. Your dad seems like a pretty serious fellow!
I respect your wishes, but, at the risk of sounding a little desperate, would you add me if I posted my discord? Others are free to add me, too, the folks from the thread I've added have been really kind!

I've never played rs, like I said earlier, but I've always appreciated it. Give those crabs hell!

>>37761042
>you wouldn't have a good time
I think you're wrong. Think about it, drop a throwaway if you change your mind and I'll hit you up sometime. I'd like to know what kind of person you are when only one person can see what you write.

>>37761043
I would be lying to you if I said that I have a discord.

>>37761146
>when only one person can see what you write
Story has some very interesting fetishes friend, check the archive to see what she's into

>>37761212
I know, I was there. I want to be her friend and possibly her lewd-partner.

>>37761152
Ah, I see! Why not?
I don't use many other chat clients these, but I'd make an email to chat there sometime
But for now I think I'll cool off, the other anon is making this feel weird, haha
I'll just enjoy talking to you here!

>>37761234
Hey, I only want to get kinky and befriend the lonely girl that made these threads what they are today.

>>37761146
I'll keep it in mind. Come back another time I guess. For now, I'll talk all you want here.

>>37761234
I've never really needed to have one.

>>37761257
Come on, if she doesn't want to give contact details then just drop it.

>>37761270
Cool, I'm looking forward to it. Good night for now, I'm sleepy.

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current mood rn

>>37750578
I'm going to do it. I'm going to tell
My sister that I'm attracted to her sexually.

I'm just going to have to get over myself and do it, I've been putting this off for too long.
Wish me luck lads

>>37761234
>I'll just enjoy talking to you here!
Keep being happy
>>37761360
Why?
>>37761396
Good luck anon

>>37761396
anon, i think you're making a big mistake.

confessing is an anime thing. it doesn't work in real life. that and dropping that you think about her sexually out of nowhere is likely going to freak her out. you might think it'll be good because you don't have to hold in your feelings but i don't think you understand the consequences.

>>37761447
I still feel like I need to do it

Do you have any advice for how to open the subject?

>>37761270
Where do u talk with your internet friends, then?

>>37761622
That would mean that I have some.

>>37761486
Don't do it. Treat her like you want to, but trying to explain it is just weird

>>37761695
W-what? Why don't you have any?
You seem so fun and interesting, you totally deserve some friends!

>>37761486
i don't know anything about this lmao

i guess if you have to do it then don't say that you're sexually attracted to her. try and soften it and say you have a crush on her or something. i don't know if that makes a difference but it sounds more innocent and less perverted which might lessen the chances of ruining your relationship by a little.

hopefully other anons have better advice.

>>37760920
I've been around for a WHILE and I call samefag for attention. There's no fucking indicators that it was storychan. Zero.

>>37761758
Alright, I'm not the best at advice, but I know throwing yourself at her and springing is a shit idea, sit her down and talk to her about maturely

>>37761758
>>37761696
>>37761820
Ok but it's something I have to get out of the way.
Thanks for help.
I'll update later with details if anyone cares

So quiet.. Work is really slow
Tried to give my co-worker a hug but he shoved me away and laughed

>>37762505
Did you tell him you love him?

>>37762790
No I told him he is my favourite supervisor though

Hello? Is anyone there?
Why do we have to die when the girls leave?

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>>37763344
I AM HERE!
At 4 am

>>37763411
I'll be drunk and here by 4am, have no shame

>>37761987
Don't say anything to her about is you love her, just play lewd games with her, make her like you

>>37763411
Hello fellow Britbong, how are you this fine waking nightmare?

>>37763344
I'm just sitting here, doing nothing, eating enough grapes to make me sick

>>37763692
I'm surprisingly content for a late night shitposting session, nice to see I'm not the only Bong here for once too.
>>37763748
I ate an entire jar of olives earlier and now I feel ill, it was probably a bad idea.

>>37763748
What kinda grapes are you brutalizing

>>37763765
I don't like olives, but I do like eating fruit til I'm sick

>>37763880
>I don't like olives
Laura you pleb, what's better than some olives? Especially black olives, those are God tier on pizza

>>37763873
Red grapes, the best
>>37763923
Anything is better than olives
Chicken allavodka is best pizza, but it's expensive and I'm cheap

>>37763344
I started snacking which always turns into some sort of stupid cracker tray I spend like 20 minutes making. I sneaked a beer too, which a bad habit I've picked up recently but they're good. Probably just going to watch some TV for the rest of the night.

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>>37764014
>Anything is better than olives
Right you little shit, olives are top tier, nothing can compete with the savory taste and versatility. Red grapes are very nice though.

>>37764099
You just had to do that with the "little"
I've actually never tried them, but I don't like the way they look

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>>37764293
>I've actually never tried them
Pic related
You're missing out, try them if you ever go to an Italian place. They also go well with anchovies

>>37764546
Never tried anchovies either, I'm really not into putting stuff in pizza but my dad and I decided to try chicken, so I don't really care for anything topping related
I'll eat pepperoni pizza, but I don't care for it, as much as a love spicy food I don't think pizza should be spicy

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>>37764616
My God, such plebeian tastes.

>>37764807
Or you just like gross old man food

People can like whatever sort of pizza! It's no big deal, learn to live another's tastes
I like olives on Pizza a lot

>>37764807
Sorry I respect the sanctity of regular pizza like a normal person and don't put fish on it like a fucking Mediterranean olive skinned piss water nigger

>>37764872
>gross old man food
I'm not an old man
>>37764927
You have good taste happy-chan
>>37764938
Guess who invented pizza, olive niggers. Checkmate smol

>>37764938
Laura why are you acting like this
We're talking about pizza, let's lighten up!
Your tastes aren't bad, simpler pizzas are almost always better

>>37764965
THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING, YOURE THE TROGLODYTE OF PIZZA
IT WAS MADE BY THOSE SHIT SKINS AND PERFECTED BY THE CIVILIZED FOLK A FEW COUNTRIES EAST YOU FUCKING CLASSLESS LIZARD BRAINED APE
THATS LIKE SAYING WE SHOULD ALL LIVE IN MUDHUTS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THOSE FUCKING PYGMY NIGGERS DO BECAUSE THEY DID IT FIRST "WE WUZ CHEFS AND SHIT"
YOU CANT JUST THROW A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT YOU THINK TASTES GOOD TOGETHER AND CALL IT A GOOD MEAL
I LIKE STAKE AND FRUIT LOOPS BUT I DONT MIX THE TWO YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN

>>37765081
Laura please
A huge variety of toppings are good on pizza!
If you've never tried it with olives you should really give it a try, though, it goes perfectly with tomato and cheese

>>37765067
>>37765113
YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS I DON'T
REEEEEEE

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>>37765201
PLEBS AREN'T ALLOWED TO TALK TO PATRICIANS, STOP TALKING

And we've devolved to shitposting with frogs. Disgusting.

>>37765232
I KNOW YOU ONLY ADDED THE "STOP TALKING" TO AVOID THE ROBOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GET YOU AND YOUR SHIT TASTE OUT OF HERE
I BET YOU LIKED FALLOUT 4

>>37761987

Quick update on my sister;

I ended up telling her my feelings, as non creepily and sincerely as I could
Quick greentext

>walk to sisters room
>she's on her phone "what's up anon?"
>sit down on the bed. "Sis, can I tell you something that I've been wanting to tell you for a long time? I need to get this off my chest"
> "sure bro"
> "I'm not quite sure how to say this... but I have feelings for you. More than a sibling should"
>her eyes go wide and her mouth is hanging open "uhhh..."
>"I'm sorry- I know it's really weird,and you probably don't feel the same way, but I've felt that way for so long I had to confess."
>she closes her mouth and gulps, and just stares at me for a couple seconds
>"bro.. I uhh... gotta think about this... I gotta get some air"
>she walks outside
>when she comes back she goes straight to her room

That was 30 min ago.
Anybody who's gone through this have any insight? How did she feel?

I just had to get this off my chest, even if she is creeped out. I can't hide this any longer.

>>37765289
>I BET YOU LIKED FALLOUT 4
RIGHT NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, I'M GOING TO TELL THE GUARDS ABOUT YOU LEAVING YOUR HOLE, PLEB. YOU HAVE NO SAY IN WHO'S TASTE IS GOOD OR NO, UNTERMENSCH.

>>37765298
Just give her space and do your best not to act differently around her
It could've gone much worse, if you need a bright side

>>37765289
I liked fallout 4 way, way more than fallout 3 and it was also more fun than new Vegas
New Vegas had better writing but its gameplay was not very good

>>37765298
That could have gone much worse, give her some time and let her talk to you on her own terms
>>37765400
>I liked fallout 4 way, way more than fallout 3 and it was also more fun than new Vegas
Please find the nearest ditch to lay in to think about your actions.

>>37765418
It's true, without extensive mods new Vegas was not half as fun as fallout 4
I just wanted to be honest, and maybe start a discussion
But I see that won't happen, here

>>37765344
You have no right to call the only one here with clean German blood Untermensch
>>37765400
I'm gonna assume you're being sarcastic
NV is probably my favorite game

>>37765400
>I liked fallout 4 way, way more than fallout 3 and it was also more fun than new Vegas
Please get yourself checked by the nearest psychologist
Fallout 3 is objectively superior to 4 and NV

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>>37765400
This post is pure heresy.
>>37765531
>NV is probably my favorite game
Good taste
>>37765553
>Fallout 3 is objectively superior to 4 and NV
Not saying I disliked you or anything, you were pretty cool before, but now I most certainly like you.

>>37765396
Thanks

>>37765400
Fallout 4 blew 3 out of the water and was a fair bit better than NV. Never understood the "boring fallout 4" meme

>>37765531
Nah, I liked 4 more than nv in general
I liked the writing more but I thought it's ultimatum of a main quest was equally boring

>>37765553
I honestly never played it much, but I'm glad you like it!

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>>37765531
>clean German blood Untermensch
You wouldn't have abandoned the Fatherland if you were a true German
>>37765633
You have good taste, battle brother

I honestly love bethesda game studios but they are so much better at fixing their hell engine and exposition and worldbuilding than actual storytelling
They should hire writers from outside more often

>>37765633
I know
>>37765653
>>37765662
4 couldn't even keep my attention long enough for a second playthrough, barely any of the characters were interesting, the moral choices of the story have little depth and variety, and the dlc was a waste of my money
I played NV a million times and could listen to Ulysses, Joshua, Boone, and Caeser all day

>>37765766
I agree I preferred the writing and characters from nv!
But I Like exploring and wandering about, and fallout 4 really tickled my fancy with the endless search for duct tape

I'm glad you enjoyed new Vegas so much, though! I often consider replaying it but I never get around to it

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>>37765633
oops forgot my trip. also hi thread
>>37765653
>Never understood the "boring fallout 4" meme
I think it's the rinse repeat style of gameplay. The quests in Fallout 4 were so just unimaginative. Some gems like Pickman or Silver Shroud but virtually everything else can be mistaken for a radiant questline. There's also just the "what the fuck was that" endings to almost every long quest that it's just embarrassing.

Also the dialogue choices amounted to
Yes
Sarcastic yes
Mean yes
Question further then yes

Fallout 3 and NV at least let you have consequences, fuck. It didn't even really let you be evil.

>>37765766
>Caeser
Why am I not surprised?

>>37765662
4 was seriously too streamlined to be any fun, I barely finished the first playthrough. From an architectural standpoint the gameplay is a lot more refined and enjoyable but the story and content are lackluster, especially decision making.
But if you liked the general theme of 4 then 3 would probably be interesting to play. Main quest is a bore but that's every Fallout after 2. The map is emptier but it generally has the same amount of content as vanilla NV, plus the emptiness is what makes it a real wasteland, not five interesting locations next to another every square mile like a theme park.

>>37765840
Yea it had some fun gameplay aspects, but the storytelling was too weak to motivate me
>>37765718
My great grandparents left, I'm glad I'm not stuck there so I could be raped by refugees

>>37765840
>I often consider replaying it but I never get around to it
You really should, it's an amazing game
>>37765855
>Some gems
Curie is a shining light in the darkness

>>37765855
Why'd you assume I'd like Caeser?

Thanks for the gentle discussion of your favourite fallout games, but I'm gonna bow out beside when I'm starting to be conscious of my opinions and everybody have different opinIons makes me feel like I don't belong
Just wanted to explain myself before hiding, please have a nice day everyone!

>>37765884
I really like the combat, the environment, the effects, the graphics, and a lot of other aspects of fallout 4.

I didn't like the story or dialogue.

The quests were shitty, the story was boring.

What was the big choice in fallout 3?
Whether or not to nuke megaton, a huge decision that I actually FELT when I was playing.

What was it in 4?
Which fucking cuckboy fanclub I would support over the other cuck fan clubs, purely based on each of their views on artificial intelligence.

>>37766045
Nobody cares you are anonymous. I literally have no concept of who the fuck you are.

That's the whole point of the site

I wouldn't have even noticed if you left, I don't even know which anon you are

>>37765931
>Caeser
If you were a true follower of Caesar you wouldn't sully His name like that
>>37766045
I'm sorry happy-chan
It's okay to have different tastes

>>37766114
both fallout 4 and NV handled factions like ass, weakest part of the games

>>37766137
It is nobody's fault but my own ;w;
I'm too sensitive to minor things like this, I feel like I'm gonna bring people down with a dissenting opinion, and that's not a smart thing to feel
so either way I think taking a break is best for me

Thanks for your concern, ella! I want to try fallout 3 again cus of you!

Guys I drank too much beer

my stomach hurts because Im really full.

I have an addictive personality

>>37766045
Lol what a needy and manipulative change of tone

>>37766229
So don't do that then

>>37766114
I didn't like how the main quest became part of the game, like every dialogue option has to have "yo where's my main son shauniqua my dude". I like playing Oblivion using an alternate start mod and playing as a different character, this wasn't really possible in 4. In 3 it was more like you were just a chump and free to do as you wanted after the vault, 4 just pressured me to complete the main quest as fast as possible.
>>37766179
I get it with not wanting to be targeted over a different opinion, but you're not bringing anyone down it's just a discussion.
Ooh that's so sweet to say, I like you happy-chan. I hope you have fun.

>>37766313
I know I'm not bringing anyone down it's just a bad habit I have from childhood
But I feel better now, but still kind of silly that it happened at all

But I'm actually going to be drinking and playing monster hunter with some friends, now, so I'm sure I'll have a good time

>>37766308
its just so easy to do it

you take one and you just feel kinda dizzy

you want to see what happens if you keep going so you get another

the thrill of taking thing you shouldnt have makes everything even better

then you stop thinking and then you are drunk

>>37766351
You enjoy yourself happy-chan
I love your posts here, the always brighten my day

>>37766351
>monster hunter
.. I remember talking to you about Monster Hunter when you were going by Lucy. I know we'll never play together, but what do you use? I'm a Lance baby.

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>>37766137
Well shoot, I done goofed
>>37766179
If anything a different opinion makes the conversation more interesting

>>37766403
that's not me stupid

I dont play monster hunter

>>37766438
Oh, I'm sorry. It's kinda hard to keep track sometimes. Still interested in your preferred weapon.

>>37766394
Thank you, anon, that's exactly what I'm here for!

>>37766403
What are you talking about? I don't know why lucy is.
I play hammer > lance > sns, though
mained lance up until 3u and then I was awakened to the hammer

>>37766404
You're right, laura, I think the conversation was really nice and I was glad at the chance to talk about it!
I feel really bad because of the anon who called me manipulative so I have a guilt in even replying, but you guys are so kind and nice I want to anyways!

>>37766390
Use marijuana instead.

Drinking is for tools.
>>37766313
The absolute worst for this is elder scrolls online (what a piece of shit), where you can't even leave the first area without doing the quests and they are mandatory for all aspects of progression or fun (I get that it's an MMO but still)
At the very least, they should have made it like WOW where you get fucked up the ass if you leave the starting area without getting the filler XP

>>37766456
do you really think that I would back out an argument because I disagree

you should know me better by now

Im a fucking bitch I wouldnt just backout like that

>>37766501
probably but I have no idea how to get any

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>>37766471
I'm confused now. Should have just stayed in bed.
>hammer
Cool choice and much respect towards you. I love hammer bros. One of the few that doesn't end up tripping me whenever I'm dancing with a monster.

>>37766527
the problem with marijuana is that you just drink AND smoke
I really can't drink without wanting to smoke anymore, its expensive

>>37766558
How did you mix me up with this other anon? We don't really seem all that similar to me!

>>37766558
this is me I didnt even talk about fallout

>>37766564
sorry to be crass but money would not be a issue

>>37766527
Buy it off the deep web:

Go get some bitcoin through coinbase and buy it off the Silk Road

>>37766592
I buy my weed online, but I'm in canada and that's very easy to do
Can't imagine its much different in america, though

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>>37766581
Please don't do this to me, I'm lost as it is. Have this from my drawfag days on /mhg/. Have a fun hunt!

>>37766635
Thanks! I'm just waiting for my friends to eat their midnight snack before we get started
diablos is so cute I love him

>>37766635
I forget-

Is bearguy or Deerguy the one who everyone hates now?

>>37766635
you ignored my question >>37766527

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>>37766677
>spoilers
Again, much respect. I'm a Zinogre lover myself, but that's only because he's fun to waltz with as a Evade Lance. Fug, I remember my sister and I abusing the hell out of Evasion+3 and being super aggressive. Although she'd always mess up after a while.
>>37766708
Nobody hates anyone.
>>37766727
I'm really lost, Anon. Sorry if I'm fumbling here. Everyone is different, but I doubt you'd stop talking I guess.

>>37766616
Canadian here, what site do you use?

>>37766765
how are you so confused right now are you even more drunk than I am

>when you went by lucy
>hey thats not me
>i wouldnt even act like that
>oh no im so confused who are you
>its not like your trip is on

stupid

God damn story-chan gets feisty when she's drunk

>>37766782
I've been using THCDirect because they're always been prompt with 2 day shipping, and its $80 halfs with a coupon code, DIRECT10

>>37766814
>story-chan gets feisty when she's drunk
>ywn have rough drunk sex with story
Kill me

>>37766794
what are you drinking cutie
I've got some delicious pabst blue ribbon for my monster hunting

>>37766794
I didn't notice the trip when you replied. I understand now I guess.

>>37766794
So now that you have freed your mind, which of the trips in here do you think are fake?

>>37766814
it's harder to act normal

>>37766835
maybe some day

>>37766849
my dad likes shiner bock and its good enough for me

>>37766883
so return to the question >>37766527

>>37766898
I don't think im allowed to talk about that because of me

>>37766930
You are allowed to talk about it it's been months now.

I'm interested in your opinion.

>>37766930
>maybe some day
I'll be waiting for that day to come

>>37766930
No, I don't think you'd really back down. Especially after seeing some posts in the past. No offense. I was just confused on trying to keep track of the posts since you don't keep your trip on anymore. My fault, but whatever.

>>37766971
it would make everyone upset and if theres anything I learned its that if it's going to make everyone angry then it isnt worth it

>>37766995
theyre pink if that would help you finish later

>>37767041
I just dont want anyone thinking im soft

>>37767093
>they're pink if that would help you finish later
I'll be back in a bit guys, I need to... take the trash out

>>37767093
It's okay you won't make anyone angry, it's just a different perspective.

to be honest I'm skeptical of everyone except laura and ella purely because they failed.

>>37767162
have fun

the carpets dont match the drapes because I bleach my hair

I dont shave

>>37767169
Ella seems alright

>>37767290
>I bleach my hair
What colour?

>Ella seems alright
That implication could go both ways, so either you're not sure about her, or you're not sure about everyone else. Interesting, thanks.

What about laura? If you're comfortable talking about it more.

>>37767290
>have fun
>the carpets dont match the drapes because I bleach my hair
>I dont shave
I had fun, thanks not so anonymous poster

>>37767443
It's bleached so it's blonde but like a grungy blonde

Take it how you want to Im not explaining it more

>>37750578
been almost a year and people still use my template.

wincest FTW

>>37767514
If you wanted to I would enjoy reading about what you were thinking

>>37767041
>>37767041
ey bearguy what are ur favourite monsters

>>37767575
It was pretty boring by your standards I think.
there was some painplay and some choking which devolved into more vanilla stuff like I said, pretty boring

>>37767743
There are details in there

I want a greentext and give me pointers of how you were feeling physically as you go along

>>37765298
Any updates Anon-kun?

>>37767791
Oh come on Story, I'm shy
as much as I'd love the orgasm to be mutual

>>37767791
What do you want, exactly?
It's hard to tell what you expect the greentext to be, cus I don't know what he would write

>>37767517
Doesn't bleaching it damage the hair? I know a girl who has silver hair from naturally brown and she used a highlighting method to get it lighter over time instead of bleaching.

You're a clever girl so it could be either way. Doesn't have to be explained more but convenient details can always be hidden.

>>37767931
I was thinking about writing a real big piece for you guys something special with tons of good stuff

Im not as sure if I want to do it anymore I was really looking forward to you going into detail for me

>>37767986
Step by step retelling of his fantasy and I wanted him to let me know how the dowsing rod was feeling

>>37768001
Yeah it isnt in great shape

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>>37768052
>Im not as sure if I want to do it anymore I was really looking forward to you going into detail for me
Stop guilting me
I'm not good at lewdposting for more than one person, we can't all be accomplished smut writers

>>37768052
I think writing erotic scenes is pretty easy, and fun
but I'm not sure I know enough about you to have a proper fantasy about you, but 4chan is a pretty good avenue for sharing porn, including smut

what sort of idea do you have for what you want to write?

>>37768096
The material is already there and I want to go to sleep. All I want is to feel a little something before the buzz completely wears off. Again the material is already there. It doesn't even need to be good. I can fill in the gaps.

>>37768113
I'm not sure, but if it happens it's going to be good. If it happens that is, I need some motivation though.

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Am I the only one thats very distant with my sister

I haven't hugged her since we were kids and I don't think we've ever told each other I love you

We've barely said more than a sentence to each other all year

>>37768132
Do you have a prompt, or anything?
Both for what you'd like to write, or something I could write quickly for you
I don't do much greentext but I could try my best before you could go to sleep

>>37768165
Now I feel like beargguy because I don't know who's who. I want the fantasy laid out so I can see what someone would think of me. >>37767743 This one.

>>37750578
Can't you fags just post a link to a discord or something for your inane off-topic bullshit? These threads have become very uninteresting.

>>37768239
That's not me, I was going to mention
I'm not sure what that anon had in his mind

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>>37768132
>bend you over my knees
>inititate spank.exe
>red ass cheek
>gif related
>sit you up
>kiss
>you bite my lip
>have a pretty good rhythm going at this point
>fugging starts
>hands around your throat
>ahaego from you
>ease up on the choking
>don't ease up on my meat though
>boring sappy missionary until I cum
with a little biting from you involved

>>37768287
Oh and there was quite a bit of nails in the back
I like pain

>>37768272
the worst part is that what you are saying is 100% true these fags act like you are a retard and don't know incest when you see it.

yet about 3% of this thread is incest related...

>>37768287
way to go for getting it out there buddy
I'm still confused but I'm glad its over

>>37768335
kek it sucks I know
Story just wanted to know my fantasy about her

>>37768287
Thanks sweetie, it sounds hot

Now I can finally wrap up

>>37768375
Never in a million years did I think I'd be lewdposting for you and not the other way around, glad I could help

owo what the fuck was that

>>37768771
Bad lewdposting by the looks of things

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>>37768287
>people using my gifs again
>with bad lewdposting
S T O P
Also goddamn it is hot here. I feel like not leaving the pool at all. But at least I have enough excuses to hug my sister. We're gonna go shopping this afternoon, just skipping through town looking cute, or in my case, sunburnt.
How's everyone doing?

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>>37769070
>please don't deprived
Also make sure you have some of pic related

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>>37765633
>>37765855
>A girl uses a warhammer 40k meme
I know there are supposed to be females that are into the hobby but the only woman I've seen at my local store or at a FW open day were all there because of their boyfriend/husband. How did you get into it, or do you just know enough about it to get the memes?

>>37769168
>not a pic of perturabo
Now that's the true heresy here.

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>>37769150
I love Murai Shinobu, her Engrish is just adorable.
Also there's no negroes in Saint-Tropez, except working in service.

>>37769168
I never played Warhammer in my life (except the Dawn of War vidya) but I've read a lot of Lexicanum stuff and the Gaunts Ghosts novels. I think if you spend enough time on the Internet and on 4chan specifically, W40k is kinda an inevitability.

>>37769070
I'm well
a little drunk after playing som monster hunter with my friends but it was a good time!
What's so cute about you today?

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>>37769168
I'm basically the same as >>37769263 although I'm male so I doubt there's any interest in a 40k themed conversation

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>>37769359
The better question is: what's so cute about you all the time happy-chan?

>>37769418
Because it takes more energy to be resistant, so I've learned I'm happiest going with the flow and trying to be positive while I do so
It's just how I do, and it's honestly strange to me that other people don't feel the same

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>>37769359
Sounds nice, glad to hear you're having a good time.
Nothing particularly cute about me, but my little sister decided against all good sense to buy a linen shirt for adult men and now she looks like she's wearing a tent, but she's too adorably stubborn to change.

>>37769390
>the heresiarch, the capped man
Kek. Also is it time for Luther memes?

Tbqhwyfldd I'd take angry-chan over happy-chan any day.

>>37769478
Kill yourself newfag.

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>>37769446
The flow is the opposite for me though
>>37769478
It is always time for Luther memes
>>37769495
Thanks for the contribution, friend

This is weird, guys

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>>37769536
What's weird, anon?

>>37769556
All of this just feels a bit funky, my dude

also I hate captchas that ask for bridges because I start looking for street signs right away

>>37769578
>All of this
All of what anon, dispense with the vaguery
that's the end of my Luther memes too

>>37769556
For some reason the Luther memes really are catchy to me.

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>>37769621
He's a filthy fucking heretic and probably sucking dick in Hell right now, but the memes are fun.

>>37769593
each and every bit

>>37769621
me neither, haha, they're funky is a good way

>>37769655
Please be my Catholic gf, magic dyke

>>37769655
I'm sorry I told you to kill yourself, please marry me for status.

>>37769223
You have no idea of the depts of my heresy
>>37769263
Yeah I guess that's where a lot of fans come from. I'm always surprised to see how many people on the internet know the dow games, but from my experience a lot of the fans on the internet came in contact with the hobby that way.
>>37769390
This isn't really the board to talk about 40k specifically, we have /tg/ for that.
Funny thing to make this conversation more on topic, I just read the black library novel "Shadowsword", don't read the spoiler if you wonna read it yourself.
There's this richfag NEET who's in love with his cousin. She's secretly a psyker and has attracted the attention of a terrifying Slaaneshi daemon hilariously named "Deb". In the end he gets to fuck her but that results in her literally becoming a portal for a daemonic army. Her body contorts till it has taken the shape of a portal in legs with the tiny remains of a head and arms bugling of the sides. She gets put out of her misery as she gets vaporised by the volcano cannon on the titular shadowsword. I think this was GW's subtle message that incest is bad.

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>>37769691
On a scale from Chicago to Missouri, how white are you? Also how Catholic? My mom isn't gonna let me marry anyone who's not very much into whiteness and Catholicism.

>>37769696
See above.

>>37769703
Yeah, it's just one of those things that you pick up. I've found that the W40k books vary wildly in quality but some are pretty fun.

>>37769744
I am white enough where you can reliably trace a vein from the tip of my middle finger to my shoulder. I'm also pretty into Catholicism

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>>37769703
Fug I forgot my pic attached somehow. Here it is anyways, doesn't really matter cause it's not really related but it looks cool so hey why not.

Reminder that it's father's day tomorrow. Anyone planning anything special?

My thoughts ended up on "lesbian means 'hasn't had the right dick yet.'" Then I thought I remembered a scene in a movie where a teenage boy said something similar to a lesbian, who then proceeded to beat the shit out of him. Then I remembered it was actually Anal.

>>37770163
My father and I live in different countries so I usually just call him

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>>37769821
Can relate. My dad always said we'd make prime heroin addicts.

>>37770163
Father's Day was last week for us, but we've just made him dinner and I mixed drinks.

>>37770279
What. I heard the "needs the right dick" thing often enough but it's never much made sense to me.

>>37770163
I asked my brother about it when I saw him last week and he went on a tangent about how our father had never been there for us. My sister called this week and said she wanted to do something but she's not picking up her phone nor replying to texts today. I'm a lazy NEET so I guess nothings gonna happen.

>>37769478
>>37769506
>>37769655
>>37769744
Why are these a thing? Who made these?

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>>37771289
Anon made them Laura.

>>37770163
We're going to go out to the city and eat at some Italian pizza place.
Nothing big since my family doesn't really celebrate any of the special days normally, my parents weren't planning anything until I pressured them since I wanted to do something special for my dad.

>>37771458
Who? When? Where? Why?

>>37769744
>On a scale from Chicago to Missouri, how white are you? Also how Catholic?
I'm as white as they come and as Catholic as you're straight.

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>>37771289
Luther memes are amazing, smol.

>>37771537
>as Catholic as you're straight
Well darn. I mean, I can pretend to be straight for my mom if you can pretend you're Catholic. Most marriages are sexless and merely pretending anyway, right?

Just wanted to say a really big thanks to the Anon who suggested orange chicken meatballs, they turned out great yesterday, or at least we think so. Tried to go at it my own, but my sister got annoyed a bit at me not wanting to work with her. I can't blame her since we do work better together, but I just wanted to do something special for her, y'know? Anyways, my sister absolutely loved them and our parents did too when they got back from work. So thanks again. You helped make our Friday nice.

>>37767594
Sorry about the late response, I fell asleep. The top dog of my list has to be Zinogre. Most enjoyable to fight in my opinion and best theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auE4CYwszco
Besides Ziggy, it would have to be Gore/Shaggy, Nargacuga, and Teostra.
>>37770163
Just going out to eat. My dad hates getting gifts and would rather eat than anything else.

>>37771864
>Most marriages are sexless and merely pretending anyway, right?
Not that anon but I'm more than happy to be your sham husband as long as hugging isn't off limits

>>37771864
>>37771939
Funny thing, my parents knew a couple, husband and wife, who were gay and lesbian. They both had a same sex sexual/romantic partner but they preferred to live together and stay together as friends. They were legally married mostly for financial reasons.
Also, being pretend partner to someone in a same sex relationship sounds like something really funny to do, but I enjoy fooling people so that might just be me.

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>>37771939
Hugging is alright but my sister will always have hug primacy. Sorry, them's the rules.
Also I'm at the beach now, gorgeous beach club and there's some modeling parade going on so I'm getting increasingly drunk, excited and also envious. Goddamn sexy giraffe women.

>>37771473
Doing anything special for your beloved onii-san?

>>37772374
Take a picture of the cutest model.

>>37771864
>Most marriages are sexless and merely pretending anyway, right?
Obviously. An alibi-wife/roommate would be a perfect incentive to finally move to the, imo, prettier part of Europe.

>>37772374
>Hugging is alright but my sister will always have hug primacy. Sorry, them's the rules.
I'm fine with this, when are we to be married?
Also take pics of qt girls