>decide to go /out/side for the first time in a while >get

>>37818200
I also went outside today anon. I got pooed on my shoulder by a bird and a Stacy caught me looking at her cleavage.

>>37818200
were you by any pools of water that had remaind undisturbed for some time? mosquitos breed in pools of water. that could have something to do with it.

some parts of outside are better than others.

i like going out to the river near my house and putting messages into glass bottles and throwing them in the river, they all read "YOU ARE A FUCK HEAD" though

because going for walks is literally the only thing that makes me feel good

>>37818223
stop victim blaming me. I was sitting in my backyard minding my own business and I was assaulted.

>>37818200
>>37818259
Do you own a gun? If so, you should've fired warning shots at the mosquitoes.

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>go outside
>bird shits on my hand
>2 flies fly right into my eye

>>37818460
you know what they say, a bird shit in the hand is worth two flies in the eye

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I work outside all day, hombre, it's not that bad depending on where you are.

>>37818200
idk anon I prefer the great indoors where my vidya are at