>phone vibrates >ohmygodfinally >my time has come >think

Robots do not own phones, you normie.

>>39477282
Not Op, but why?
I wanna play stupid tycoon games and watch cozy videos at work

>>39477326
Having a phone makes you a normal person. For what purpose would a robot have a phone? We do nothave friends, we do not enjoy interacting with others, we use are computers for all media.

>>39477326
>has a job
>plays mobile games
you literally proved his point, you're not a robot

>>39477469
>living as a wagecuck
>playing vidya as an escape
Ok
>>39477409
That doesn't mean i still don't want to watch Oddity Archive on my break time

>>39477409
>For what purpose would a robot have a phone?
The world outside is a scary place. A phone gives you a sense of security. You can call the police, look up maps if you get lost, call an uber (if you have a credit card), etc.

>>39477228
>oneitis has custom vibration pattern and is excluded from "do not disturb"
Goes off a couple of times a few days a week. She already made it clear that we can't be more than friends, but it's better than nothing at least.

>>39477282
believe it or not anon, i haven't been a robot since birth like some autistic faggots here

>>39477228
No?
You're a normalfag if you expect human contact

>>39477282
>doesn't want to watch anime wherever he goes

>>39477894
Then leave.
>>39478101
Wow man, you're totally autistic. Anime in public? What a wacky guy you are. You are the supreme robot.

>>39477228
No, because I permanently got rid of cell phones for that very fucking reason. Nothing but nuisance machines.