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>i wont respond to messages just saying 'hi, how are

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>i wont respond to messages just saying 'hi, how are you? how was your weekend? your hot etc'

THEN HOW THE FUCK DO I INTRODUCE MYSELF
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Send her some inane rambling paragraph
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Come up with some reddit-tier quip based on her photos/bio. Yes, I know its terrible. This is why tinder is shit
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>>39477116
Hey

Ooorig
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>shitty quips
>puns based on her name
>obscure fact you can spin into a joke
Just BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE URSELF
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>>39477116
Women are pure evil anon, you just have to learn to deal with their bull shit.
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>>39477116

By being good looking.

Fuck the stress of putting effort in to impress a woman. If you are not good looking enough to have her attention by default it is a losing game.
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Find one who will respond to that shit.
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>>39477146
Unironically this. It actually grabs their attention and if the grill responds positively then that usually means she's pretty cool. It's not fool proof by any means but it definitely works better than a stupid compliment
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>>39477116
How about:
>KYS you dumb aids ridden cunt. Nobody wants your used up vagina.
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>>39477116
It always brings joy to my face when I see stacy mugshots.
Sometimes I just go on a YT spree of watching Stacies get deep sentences for being retards and getting like manslaughter charges when drunk driving
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