> be me > just graduated university, looking for a job

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> be me
> just graduated university, looking for a job
> one of my buddies tells me he knows a guy that has done a lot of recruiting for great companies
> im excited and i agree to meet him and i prepare a sales pitch for myself
> you know? trying to pretend im not a beta cuck
> finally today is the day of the meeting, i put on my best suit and practice my sales pitch one more time
> we arrive at his door, and we ring the doorbell
> he opens the door, and my friend introduces us
> i go to shake his hand
> our hands are 552 nanometers from meeting
> my friend says, "oh by the way, Steve charges a $500/h consulting fee"
> he continues, "non-refundable, minimum an hour starting from when you first shake hands"
> i laugh thinking it's a bad joke
> we talk for a few hours as im leaving, they try to stop me to give me an invoice
> i look at them and tell them im not paying
> next week i receive a letter saying im due in court for the money owed
> mfw