ITT define your country in exacly 4 words and anons try to guess

Two dollar sausage sizzles

>balkan coastline cravat checkerboard

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>>37982038
We never surrender.

Baguette.

>Started two world wars

Well, too easy for everyone involved.

Sopa de macaco (delicia)

fat entitled loud rude

>>37982287
Why American women? No need to be so specific in this quiz.

Alcohol fueled rope suicides

>>37982038
Brazil

>>37982259
Afrika

>>37982222
Probably argentina

Will never restore Rome

Sunny beaches, lazy bitches

Maple Syrup Leaf Cucked

we have literal subhumans

the bern loves us

Drugs and coffe reputation

Chocolate, cheese, watches and mountains

>>37982655
Italy?

>>37982721
Canada? easy

>>37982723
>>37982753
Both of you the US??

>>37982770
Switzerland ? Really ?

We have a fucking idiot for a president. He has small hands.

Lazy, loud, swarthy, "european".

>>37982818
>Both of you the US??
>>37982723 here, nope, Australia.

>>37982723
Australia with the """aboriginals"""

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>>37982832
That's more than 4 words

>>37982850
oh fucking hell i didnt see that

cocaine, coffee and cocaine

Conquistadors and many toreros

>>37982215
Croatia
>>37982241
Austria?
>>37982287
America
>>37982655
Romania?
>>37982678
Spain?
>>37982721
Canada
>>37982723
Australia
>>37982769
Colombia
>>37982770
Switzerland
>>37982884
Colombia again
>>37982906
Spain again?

mine: small island, big empire :3

>>37982866
>That's more than 4 words

He has small hands.

piss stinking shopping centres

Smelly kebab hummus

>>37982181
Australia

Domo arigato Mister Roboto9k1

>>37982933
Yea Spain

You are the Pirate

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>>37983013
>You are the Pirate
yep

neverending military industrial complex

wannabe french quasi-arabs

>>37983232
CANADA ofc

>>37983237
Algeria?
not original

Sweden or Germany OP?

>>37983237
algeria or Morocco maybe?

Schnitzel Strudel and Mozart

>corrupt communist prime minister

>>37982038
Muslims, SJW, fluxiating weather.

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>>37982866
He's a burger. Give him a break

>>37982222
Surrender those quads

Everyone Owns a Car

Really fucking shit, lads

>>37983736
The United Original Kingdom of Unique Posting

>>37982038
A double double eh

We Don't Have Subhumans

European colonization gone chimpout.
Go ahead and give it your best shot anons, prolly EZ anyways.

Fat Rude Stupid Freedom

>>37983791
Melanin-Occupied Rhodesia?

immigrants, homelessness, greggs and white trash

>>37983791
Rhodesia or South Africa

>>37983237
Algeria, definitely

>>37982843
Italian

>>37983894
Wrong continent, we didn't chimpout THAT hard. Here's another :
Give me money plz.

>>37983954
Greece.
A very original nation.

>>37982038
male feminist prime minister

>>37983954
Brazil?
Oregano

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>>37983986
Wrong, remember I said Yurop colonization ?
>>37983998
Bingo! Huehuehue brbrbr.

Here's an easy one.
Communism was a mistake

>>37982038

We are not black

>cuck land
>was alpha as fuck
>le eathnic cleansing
>fought in ww1

I tried to not make it easy but it still is

trump does it right

>>37982038
The Sun never sets
>>37982259
Brazil, obviously
>>37984141
Argentina