>Uhm, anon, you will die in a few days, i'm sorry

>>37981879
I can finally rest easy now

die
spaghetti

>>37981879
who the fuck are you
eepaaawoooo

Laugh, celebrate, maybe eat a big steak.
I wouldn't tell anybody- fuck 'em, they deserve to find my carcass slumped over unexpectedly.

>>37981929
Same. I would be the happiest man alive.

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Ask my crush out and spend all the remaining time with her. I was already planning to do it on Friday.
Also go to confession just in case.

>>37982271
Why get rejected and feel down on your last few days?

That's retarded. Even if you die, your crush will feel bad man.

Best thing to do would be to push yourself away from everyone

>>37981879
Fuck you, quit reading my diary.

>>37982296
What kind of heartless bitch would say no to a dying man's last wish to sniff her butthole?

>>37982296
I already got rejected twice. I feel better getting rejected than not doing anything at all.

Then again, you're right, if she accepts, she may get pretty sad after I die - or maybe the other way around, she'll just be glad it happened.

>>37981879
Me: no worries bro. I really know that this is life #264 and more to come. Just one episode. My next life will be easier since ive grown up in this lifetime and some day my soul will be perfect and then I will be part of the creator.......im so sad most people are unaware of the truth.

>>37981879
Thank god, i wont have to do Talisman sabre.

eat a lot of trash food
invite my ex to have sex with me
get high if he doesn't reply my message
kill myself because im suicidal so i dont want to wait

>>37981879
> eat whatever I want
> take lots of drugs
> lose my virginity to a hot escort
> finish Naruto Shippuden

>>37981879


Take all my money out the bank. Its enought money to fuck the more expensive elite prostitutes money can buy. And lots of cocaine.

Id live my final days fucking those whores in a hotel till I die.

It would be fucking awesome.

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>>37982472
>finish Naruto Shippuden
D-did it already stop airing? Makes me relieved and sad at the same time.

>>37982366
You can read and appreciate The Egg without being obnoxiously vague and pretentious about it.

>>37981879
Kill as many people as i can as a last desperate cry to be relevant in this vast and endless universe.

>>37981879
Call my oneitis, tell her what's up.
Drive my car to the Nurburgring and spend all of my money on tickets, gas and tires.

Enjoy myself. Eat a steak, do a line of blow or two, accept the inevitable.

>>37981879
Go to church every day, have a blowout party with both my friends and my family (although separately), and die with my family in the hospital.

>>37981879
>what do you do
Post on /r9k/

>>37981879
Dude, I would be trying so hard not to fucking smile. What's a smile?

>>37981879
Well, this means I won't have to do it myself.
Then I'd probably kill myself anyway.

Buy a shit ton of cigarettes and weed......

I'd either eat lots of food or try to go to sleep as much as possible.

>Go skydiving
>Fuck a prostitute
>Snort some coke
>Rob a bank
It doesn't matter whether or not I get away, it's just for the thrill to feel alive anyway

>>37982271
Confession is useless.

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>>37985454
Agree fellow robot

teach my cousin to drive and make her promise to take care of my mom for me.

>>37981879
>Why doc?
>can you fix it in any way by removing body parts and replacing them with robot parts?

Eat cookie dough

>"it is what it is."
>pack a bag
>make a mad dash away from home on foot
>enjoy freedom at last
>call up ex, do whatever
>explore
>accept the end

Oh the things I would do with no regret with those final peaceful days.