Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?

>>39486337
>Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39486337
Because I'm looking for cock hungry femboy traps, sadly none of them are into bbc

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>>39486337
>Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?
I am not a femboy trap because I am not taking HRT

>>39486337
Ever consider that only a small population of /r9k/ wants to be the trap, while most would want to fuck them? Ever consider that making the same post everyday gets fucking tedious? Do you ever think about anything other than cock at all? Just press the red X in the top corner of your screen, pretend it's a big erect dick, then go and stare at the corner or something.

>>39486646
I bet you felt really cool making this post

>>39486673
Are you the OP?
originalel

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>>39486337
because i am attracted to females

>>39486337
1 - Pls actually read Apocrypha Astolfo isn't a "cock hungry femboy" and im sick of normalslime that just want a quick fap having to bring my Fate/ into it

2 - Because Astolfo is a boring and generic character that really only made Apocrypha worse. Really, why does everyone like him so much. I think r9k would prefer a character like Mordred. Y'know, relatable because of her daddy issues. I really like Apocrypha's interpretation of a lot of the servants in it's character roster, but all you fags care about is the one that looks like a slut.


No wonder you cunts dont get laid. Here I was thinking it was women who were evil and used excuses for fucking chad, but you do this shit even with your animemes too, the good characters get ignored while y'all focus on stacy (male)


Originally kill yourself.

Because I have too much testosterone.

My muscle mass is naturally large even when I don't train.
My body is really broad.
My voice is deep.

I grow body hair like a mother fucker.
And I've been balding for the past few years.

I doubt I can pull it off.

>>39487437

Seriously, the only thing I've got going for me are my wide hips. But it's not like I have an hourglass figure.

And I don't really have the desire to be a trap to begin with. My hormones tell me to be manly.

>>39486603
Oh hello
Do you have discord?
I'm not a trap just a submissive boy

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>tfw no ultra weeb fag trap gf ;__;
aeromatic#4635

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B-but I wanna be, OP. I just don't have enough lewd discord friends who want to mold me to the shape of their dick~

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It's cause I dom out cock hungry trap boys, OP

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>>39486337
I have barely any sexual drive at all.
I can't even fathom the idea of having sex. It seems so strange to me.

given any of them were half attractive, i would chain him in my home and
break whatever free will it has left in it until it would be happy being a toilet.

>>39486337
>Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?
Because I'm a big dicked trap that fucks tons of women, not some inferior queer. Always funny to see Brads get mad when they realize a cute feminine guy has a bigger dick and gets more pussy than they do.

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>>39488463
Are you a good dom, anon?

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>>39488901
I'm good to enough to make them come back for more

You already came back for more in a way, you stole my image from that thread, boy

Because i want others to be hungry for my abnormally big and aesthetic uncut cock.

I'm ashamed of being this selfish ;_;

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>>39488946
>my abnormally big and aesthetic uncut cock.
You can't just talk about it without posting it anon.
Don't be ashamed about that, we all want to see~

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>>39488930
Oh j-jeez anon...I didn't realize it was you who posted this in that other thread. I like that new picture too though. I just can't decide which I'm more jealous of. Being called boy like that made my heart skip a beat~

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>>39488999
You seem cute, you're welcome to go a round with me if you want to have some fun

I've got plenty of exciting images and words to share

>>39486337
i will never be a femboi
i have a naturally muscular build
at least i have a cute bf anyway

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>>39489036
Really, anon? You'd really go a round with me? I just hope I'm cute enough for you, being called that by someone who does this as much as you do is gonna make me blush..

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>>39489142
Should I post some contact to take care of your needs tonight?

You do seem pretty yummy

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>>39489142
>>39489036
>>39488972

>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
WARNING, FAG OVERLOAD
>*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
REPEAT, THIS IS A FAG OVERLOAD

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>>39489160
Please? Pleaaaaase help take care of me? I promise I'll make it worth your while. I just want to learn how to be a good, cute boy. I promise I'll let you use any of me, even my l-less experienced parts until you're completely drained!

>>39487155
>posting copypasta on /r9k/
you don't understand the spirit here

>>39489202
That wasn't a copypasta, that was my honest to god opinion.

Google the shit, I'm sure it wont come up anywhere else, fucktard.

join the faggot discord, we comfy post and lewdpost all the time
I dont like lurkers tho so beware
6WuJAsa

>>39486337
astolfo is a heterosexual alpha

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>>39487155
yeah the "fate" community has never obsessed over Astolfo until this anime right

have you seen the animators literally have astolfo posters on all their desks

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>>39490165
There was always an equal amount of obsession over Mordred, Jeanne, and Astolfo.

Whos fucking face is in 8 threads a day?

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>>39490202
mordred is just as popular in non trap bait threads.

Jeanne is just boring

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>>39490517
I know she is
Im just pissy at the degenerates appropriating my animu

Jeanne is boring as shit, muh MC dick, STRONG AND THICK, and all that is good shitposting, though.

Also Grand Order is garbage but I want hot goth jeanne to sit on my face

I'd like to, but I don't think I have the build to pull it off.

idk
i am a tranny
tiny and shit

i want a gf though or another tranny

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>>39487437
>>39487469
All feeble excuses

Its time to be the little girl anon.

>>39490943
you should have taken a look at his hairline and shoulders before you posted

>>39486337
You obviously have no idea how that shit works.

>>39486337
Becaise I'm brown and the unwritten rule is that all traps must be white/asian.

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>>39487155
>tfw you'll never share a pint with Mordred

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I tried but nobody was attracted to me, feelsbadman

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Because I am an innocent small boy and have someone to cuddle with already...

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>when everyone you meet is fem4fem
Reee. I just want a regularly masculine bf but they are always bisexuals who have no reason to date me over a girl.

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>>39493107
Hi, I'm regularly masculine. Gay, not bisexual. Girls are gross etc. Where are you from?

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>>39493650
I'm from Europe, anon, which sadly disqualifies 90% of this board. You?

>>39486337
My breasts grew too big.

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>>39493891
can i suck on them?
>dreamt about sucking on tiddies tonight

>>39486337
I DON'T WANT TO SEE TRAP THREADS PLSS, MY EYES HURT......................GO TO LGBT BOARD

>>39493860
It's weird. Everyone I see seems to be from Europe, but everyone from Europe says that they only see people from the US.

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>>39494026
It's a curse, anon. I want this to stop.

Fuck I gotta fap again
thanks guys

>>39486337
Answer is quite simple really, I'm not a colossal faggot.

>>39494816
>Answer is quite simple really, I'm not a colossal faggot.
why not