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Real shitshows. {Post ém 2017-07-01 07:50:30 Post No. 38074519
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>be me, 17 in high school
>recently entered 12th grade in a new school
>shy and plus schoolmates are assholes
>hear news of another recently transferred student
>he's a skinny half-Japanese student, their names are switched so he tells me to just call him Wan
>since everyone in the school's a Chad or a slut, we quickly become friends
>he introduces me to anime so we bond over it
>keep it on the down-low though because I don't want us to be even more made fun of
>hereiswhereitgetstough.exe
>meet Klara
>she has green eyes, hazel hair and supple breasts 19.39/10
>I have the hots for her so much it literally drives me mad, but she hangs around the cool kids so I can't approach her
>spring
>we go to a movie together with Wan
>stupid cashier asks for ID because we have to be 16 to see the movie
>we both look the age, I even have something of a stubble but whatever
>look at Wan's ID
>full name is Wan Kanada
>kek
>he asks me to not tell anyone since it sounds like Canada and he doesn't want people to have even more reasons to pick on him
>I would never
>sit in the movie theater
>oh shit
>Klara's sitting two rows in front of us
>I'm nervous so we sit in silence through the whole film
>most autistic experience of my life
>Summer
>school organizes vacation to beach
>I hesitate but Won tells me we can still hang out and have fun regardless of the cunts from my class being there
>I'm not sure but agree to go
>get to beach
>Won goes after me in the changing booth
>meanwhile assholes from my class found our lunch and we're putting sand in his sandwich
>I try confronting them but suddenly
>Klara removes her bikini
>"You won't tell anyone will you now, anon?"
>I'm sorry Won, but the power of boners
>Won returns
>I sit there like Judas, betraying Jesus
>he picks up his lunch
>I swallow my spit nervously
>he moves the sandwich towards his mouth
>mfw Kanada Wan bites the dust
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>>38074519
Fuck you, Op.
Oi
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>>38074609
you piece of shit
originalioo
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HAND me that greentext, boi
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>>38074519
get cancer. you betrayed your only friend for a slut how shameless are you?
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>>38074519
>full name is Wan Kanada
LIKE POETRY
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>>38074519
This really activated my third bomb
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>>38075575
>be me
>30 yrld, kiss less virgin, short
>live in a small rural town
>I work a shitty dayjob in an office
>the town's also home to a few rich kids
>I swear to god they're the most annoying, entitled pieces of shit ever
>mom died a few years ago so I live with my dad
>needless to say I don't have any luck with girls
>I hate my fucking life
>one day walking down an alleyway
>caught this girl's dress strap by mistake
>she looks at me and walks away with an angry expression
>whatever.png
>later that day those fucking street kids cut me off
>apparently bimbo bitch was their gf or something
>they beat the shit out of me
>don't have money for hospital so run away and hide like a pussy
>change my fucking name and move out of fear
>whatthefuckiswrongwiththistown.jpeg
>few weeks pass
>actually get my life together since I moved out my dad's place
>started dating this really cute Japanese girl
>finally when I think my shitty fucking life is turning around for just one second, just one nice thing has happened in my life
>out if the corner of my eye I see those fucking kids again
>they see me
>I almost shit my pants in fear and bolt away
>in my panic I didn't look before crossing the street
>I got hit by a fucking ambulance
>mfw the ambulance didn't even stop
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>>38075712
This seems to be... Some sort of reference....
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>>38076135
>be me, senior year at high school
>keep to myself mostly, almost no friends
>one day this black kid transfers to my class
>He's a real person so just for safety I'm gonna call him by his surname, King
>King seems like a pretty cool guy
>We hang out together, shoot the shit
>His father's some rich producer so he's pretty loaded, but acts normal about it
>One day we go to his place to play some Street Fighter
>His Dad and Sister are there
>His dad is a big ass Nigger, like 6"0 tall Wardrobe-looking motherfucker, named Dekrim
>He approaches me and gives me a big hug, apparently King doesn't have that many friends and he's glad he's socializing
>We have dinner at his place when I spot his sister
>Now I know blacks have a reputation on 4chan, but she was a 9/10 nigress
>time passes
>we graduate and go to the same college
>Dekrim buys King and his sister a house for them to live in now that they're adults
>Big ass place, even has a garden in the middle, one of those Italian-style houses
>Throughout the new year I talk more and more to King's sister
>She actually starts to like me while I weep for that glorious ass
>Feel a bit guilty about it though, her being King's sister and all
>One day sleep at King's place
>Go to garden late at night because I couldn't sleep
>King's sis is there in her underwear
>Couldn't resist and made out
>Best sex on Earth
>Feel really guilty about it though
>Never really thought I would lose my virginity in the court of Dekrim's Son, King.
>aaa.
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>>38074519
>>mfw Kanada Wan bites the dust-
>>38075712
are these a Jojo reference?
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