>Anon, why is my willy so much fatter than your skinny little one?

what the fuck is wrong with your cock

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>>38074340
What are you even talking about white boy?

>>38074340
some boys have big ones and some boys have really small ones. unfortunately my wee is a small one

>>38074340
What the fuck is wrong with that thing
Is there a turtle inside of it

that's probably one of the ugliest dicks i've ever seen

>>38074340
I'm not really a cuck usually but I'd love to see my GF or future wife get fucked by that every night
Just as long as you eased her into it and didn't hurt her
My dick is somewhat big but right now we only do fantasy cuck shit with dildos
She doesn't even know what cucking is though

>>38074340
no way women like this

>>38074417
>i m not really a cuck
>has cucking fantasies
choose one

>>38074340
TWO URETHRAS?

>>38074340
MY SIDES
originalio

>>38074340
LOLLLLLLLLL DO YOU FAP WITH 2 HANDS?

THAT IS THE WORST AND BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

>>38075297
lurk more, newfag

originaliolio

In the small chance that that's your actual dick, bravo, dude.
Bonus points for being white.
going to admit that's pretty hot.

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That's a big round

>>38074340
Dude go to a doctor or some shit. That dick looks like it came out of an alien movie. It looks weird af.

>>38075577
>>38075957
>>38074356
>thinking thats actually OPs cock

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A highlighter.

That dick had a priapism when it was younger. Good luck getting hard m8

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>>38074418
girth matters

>>38076009
what is this meant to represent exactly?

>>38074340
Bad news, anon. That's water. Your body is literally so fat that it's squeezing you out like a sponge, and your dick is the only place left for the fluid to go.

You need surgery.

Fat injections, camera angles, viagra, small girls, penis pumps... Did I miss anything?

>>38077468
He stretched the skin over something

>>38077503
you're circumcised aren't you?

Anyone ever try jelqing? There's some internet forums claiming mad gains in length and size, but strange lack of before/after photos.

>>38077519
No and I'm not the guy who posted the pic, I'm telling you what it represented like you asked.

>>38077597
you can't just fucking put something under the skin of your shaft what is this

>>38077488
>Your body is literally so fat
look at his legs and hand you tard

>>38074340
that looks like a fucking disease

>>38077755
The best disease to have IMO

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>>38077503
oh hey you're right, this part is the giveaway

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>>38074340
the face I made on seeing this was visceral disgust

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>>38077825
>oh hey you're right, this part is the giveaway
what's the giveaway exactly?

>>38077503
it's just shopped

>>38074417
Yes you are a faggot cuck, kys

>>38078080
ill come and lick it

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how to find a femboi with big penis to bully my small wee and domme me?

why can't i have this? ;_;

>>38074340
How the fuck am i honestly supposed to compete with this? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>38076361
I doubt that dick will or will ever be used by the person attached to it.

>>38079253
talk to a girl without shitting your pants

>>38074340
there's two shafts in there

>>38079289
Whats the point? Seriously whats the fucking point when eventually they will leave for guys like OP.

>>38079367
do you honestly think girls want that? the dick is big but it's also disgusting as hell

>>38079410
>do you honestly think girls want that?
yes, OP can have any girl he wants with his giant monster penis.

>>38079253
the game is rigged. you just cant compete.

Why would you even want a dick like that?

No woman would ever be able to take it

>regular girls have a tougher time taking 6" of girth without lube and foreplay
>people honestly think they want something like OP's image
Delusional idiots. Your typical women isn't the same as the psychopaths you see online taking 7" girth+ bad dragon dicks. That shit is not normal.

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>>38074366
talking about this shit

>>38074340
This happened to my dick once when I jerked off all night non stop. It was swollen especially in the middle and looked like a boomerang.