If Chad is the typical Chad name, then what is the most

>>39493656
the most typical virgin name is anon

Probably Lewis, one of the most beta names I can think of. There are no hard syllables in there. It just rolls off the tongue in a really lame way.

Perhaps Roger

I'd have to go with Kevin

>>39493656
Jeffery sounds pretty virgin.

>>39493656
Eugene, always used as a nerd name in fiction.

>>39493656
lets' call them Jhonny, Johnnies

>>39493807
Jeffrey you can suck a dick.

>>39493656
i'd have to go with Clancy

Steve. It's easy to say in a really nasal tone. Steeeeeve.

>>39493656
Quentin
Elliot

Bobby. Noone wants to fuck a Bobby

>>39493656
ive never met or even heard of anyone named chad, its more like "this name has this specific stigma" rather than it being the most popular

so i think eugene is the right alternative, it has the natural stigma of nerdy loser

>>39493656
>doesn't sleep
>sleeps during house fires
WHICH IS IT, HUH?

>>39493656
John, go to bed you fucking virgin faggot

Clarence or Thomas

Ultimate beta name
Keith

>>39493756
>>39493795
>>39493840
>>39493868
>>39493882
>>39493944
Nah I know plenty of super normie/almost chad Rogers, Kevins, Johnnies, Bobbys, Steve (literally Captain America), and Johns

>>39493706
>>39493807
these are probably the most common beta names

Every Gabriel I've ever met has been an ultra sperglord supreme

Algernon.

At least they can just go by 'Al'

Timothy undoubtedly

>>39494004
I think Rupert would be a permavirgin name.

Kenny. Kyle. Aaron.

>>39494183
Rupert murdoch is literally the biggest fucking chad in the world.

>>39494198
He's probably the only exception.

>>39493981
How the fuck did that name ever become popular?

It's disgusting.

Jem

>>39493656
Mary. That sounds like a virgin name.

Melvin, undoubtedly.

Jacob, Nathan, Kyle are all beta names

Theodore, perhaps?

lgor

nobody said Brandon?

>>39493656
Derek is a complete beta virgin name

>>39493818
This is a 1950s trope, how are you even old enough to know about this?

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QUISHEL

KEK

>>39493656
CHARLIE is the most beta name.

Always Sunny locked it in.

Has anyone here ever even met someone named Chad because I haven't.

>>39493656
>Chad
Did you guys see his boots? Wtf only an ultrafag would put on something like that.

>>39494754
I knew a literal Chad that was really flamboyant and always hit on me

Second Timothy

Also dale

>>39494813
Did you give in to your primal lust?

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>>39494661
undoubtedly, Melvin

>>39494833
>having fairy odd parents
>beta
Nah

>>39494754
I met one on tinder

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>>39494859
I see you, fucking underage nigger

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>>39493673
Yeah it's either Anon or Robot.

Chuck, Sidney, Larry, Robin, David.

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>>39494899
they removed my post what was i supposed to do m8?

>>39493656
Jeff, Tim, Charles, Alex, Eli, Kai, Gene, Bernie, Teddy

Lester or Chester.

>>39494915
>Robin

Shit that's so effiminite, even when masculine you're still cucked by Bruce.

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>>39494731
Kek, I was waiting for this. Fucking Quishel.

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>>39493706
Fuck off cunt no it isn't

Lewis isn't the virgin name alright

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Matthew.

Every Matthew I've ever met is either a spergy mathematician, a complete pushover, a weeaboo, or all three.

>>39493963
>tfw named Thomas

Why did my parents doom me to live the live of a namelet?

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>>39493656
Eugene, fucking Duh

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>>39493656
Dang ass Brian

>>39495713
14% will get this joke, the other 88% will prove their newfaggotry

>>39493656
What about Jack? Asking for a friend.

we're never actually gonna land on one are we?
i still think my name suffices

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>>39493880
>tfw Quentin

>>39493656
My parents we're going to let my grandmother choose my name.

She wanted me to be named Quinn, QUINN

Good thing my parents realized that I would be called Quinn the Queer throughout middleschool and as such named me Chris instead

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>>39493880
quentin is the most fuckable name ever wtf are you talking about

>>39495927

Chrissy The R9K Trap Sissy.

>>39493656
Edgar sounds pretty virgin

>>39495948
FUCKING HELL, why couldn't you have been there in the hospital

>>39495941
>t. quentin
that's not even a name lol

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>>39493656
Carl. Only guy I know with that name goes by his initials just to avoid saying it.

>>39494731
GNOR
RESEARCH

>>39493656
chad looks more like a flamboyant queer here

>>39494683
I don't know, i've known some alpha kyles

>>39496223
It's not Quinton

>>39493656
Melvil O'Hoolihan

Marvin or Neville or something maybe.

>>39493656
Alex, Timmy, Gerald

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Randy/Randall sounds very beta/virginy.

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>>39496231
>Carl. Only guy I know with that name goes by his initials

FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

>>39496551
Yeah, Rusty too

>>39496551
I know a randy that's a chad.

>>39496511
Alexander is not a bad name, what are you on about? Or does your country have Alex as a separate one?

>>39493756
One of the most famous and beloved athletes in the world is named Roger

>>39494266
underrated and checked

>>39493981
>Chief Keef is beta
>my uncle with several children out of wedlock is beta
umm try again sweatie

>>39496781
one of the most famous and beloved autists in the world was also named Rodger

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>>39496800
>makes a post telling some anon he needs to check'em
>he himself gets dubs
now you NEED to check'em

Melvin, Maurice (but as a white boy), Juan

Melvin is the most robot name ever

>>39494688
Sounds like a neckbeard name for some reason

Andy
muted for 8 seconds,

Gavin. Surely Gavin?

>>39493656
Daniel, can't thing anything more beta than that.

>Kenneth
>David, Elijah, etc (Jews are effeminate as fuck)
>Eugene
>Melvin

>>39496947
Mauricio is a common argentinean name, I've seen some chads with it.

>>39493656
greg
ghghghghghghoriginally

>don't see my name listed
>i'm still a beta

It's a mixed kind of feel

Only one name comes to mind.
Blake.

>>39493656
Tyler
Kyle
Dylan
Cody
Tucker
Brendan
Jared
Spencer
Todd

>>39493880
>Elliot
Isn't the protagonist of Mr. Failed Normie a non-virgin?

>>39496551
Stair confirms.

>>39496497
Wait, Melvin.

>>39496868
His name was Elliot you fucking disgrace

>>39496729
okay, alex.

Gabriel

It even has 'gay' in it

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>>39494692
delet

orginianglad

>>39497785
a chad called blake went to my school, perfect square jawline and blonde hair. he had like 5 qt gfs every week.

>>39496551
What the fuck? Both names sound alpha as fuck

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>know a chad in 7th grade
>loner like me, sits in back of class
>become friends
>15 years later
>hes a ripped tan sufer dude
>bangs bitches 24/7, doesnt even have to try or say anything
>main bitch is a 10/10 model
>mfw

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

HE WAS ONE OF US BROS, THERE WAS NO REASON FOR IT

Irwin.
This and Eugene are the only relevant answers.

>>39498440
ever since i discovered randy stair, i gotta say i agree. randy is a very beta weird kinda guy.

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>>39493706
>Mfw feeling when that's my name and I'm a virgin
At least I'm not kissless though, and I did touch a pussy once so I'm better off than most of you

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Rate my name pls
Quan

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>>39494754
UNACCEPTABLE!
One million years dungeon!

>>39498577
>Quan
Vu?

>>39498683
pronounce the same as in shaquan

>>39493656
Tod

>>39494754
My grandson's name is Chad :)

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>>39493880
>Quentin
>virgin name

I don't think so

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>>39493963
>Clarence or Thomas

I wouldn't say being a Supreme Court judge is beta

David is kinda beta tbqh.

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>>39498810
the villain robot in the new Alien movie?

Eugene. Is it even obvious?

>tfw ctrl f *my name* 36 results

How about Patrick?

>>39498756
>he doesn't post Quentin "Send Foot Pics" Tarantino

Pretty much any foreign name.

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>>39496551
You mean like the most alpha man in the history of sports entertainment?

Negative.

Cody? (Original post really)

>>39493656
Aidan is a massive Chad name. Literally means "the firey one", which is pretty fucking cool. Begins with a big alpha A, followed by an I for intellectual, MASSIVE D right in the middle, followed by another alpha as fuck A, sometimes an E, then ending in a nice hard firm N.

Timmy is the most beta name I can think of. Sounds like timid.

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>>39498902
Euron is a pretty Chaddy name

Eugene is like the Beta version of Euron

>>39494004
How beta is the name Edgar? Asking for a friend.

>>39494142
I think this is the one. Longform, shortform, there's no escape.

MFWmy name isn't listed.
Feels good my dudes.

>>39495773
Jack is pretty common so it can go either way. All the Jacks I went to school with were very extroverted though.

Can't believe nobody has named Mathew yet. Literally every Mathew I know is autistic.

>>39500049
Jack is fairly chadish.

Matthew on the other hand is pretty damn austic. Can confirm, almost every Matt I've known as been super autistic.

Andrew

android -> robot

simon seem like a beta name

>>39496383
Those fucking high heeled boots

>>39500193
>Matt
If you go to any University Library and pull those phone numbers off of the bulletin board for a math tutor you'll usually get a guy named matt, graduated years ago but still lives in same crap apartment.

Meanwhile Chad got an internship in Finance, and he was so good they hired him directly without even bothering to wait for him to visit finish his degree.

>>39493656
Li

most common name in china

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Chris and Jason are betamax names. Half the guys who hang out at my game store have one of those names.

Scotts and Kyles tend to either be complete Chads or super-nerds with nothing in between.

>Tfw no one has said Mason
This is a good feel :^)

Dexter sounds like a virgin name

Melvin, Carl, Spencer

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>tfw your name is listed multiple times ITT

>>39500368
Oh geeze, just remembered I had a math 126 professor named Matt last year. From what I can tell, though I liked him, there is something wrong with him.

>>39500193

Hate that name so much. The full version sounds like you're sneezing or something.

The abbreviated version is something you fucking put on your doorstep for people to step on.

>>39493706
Louis is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>39500603
Mine's in here 5 times, but 2 say we can be alphas. I've stolen people's girlfriends and have kids but I am alone now because I like being alone best.

>>39500615

The math professor they make teach the 100 levels must be like the most depressing job ever. You're good at a field most people completely suck at and work your ass off while the liberal arts/business types sleep in and party. You see other STEM people raking in piles of cash while you get to teach Chad and Stacy college algebra and basic calculus over and over and over again.

It's Josh. Name one fucking Josh ever in history that wasn't a total weeb.

someone make a virgin biologist/chad physicist image

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>>39500603
>tfw name listed multiple times but agreed upon here as well as past threads that it's a chad name
Well, I certainly don't feel like Chad.

>>39500870
other way around I think?

Kevin. Sorry guys, it's Kevin.
When someone tallies the names toward the end of the thread, Kevin is going to be the one with the most suggestions.
The only people who would disagree with me are named "Kevin" or in a relationship with a "Kevin".

>>39499878
t. Aiden
silly little irish-cuck, nobody is falling for your shit

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>>39501357
>imbyngin

>>39499878
Every Aidan I've ever met has been a massive autist

>>39493880
I know a quentin and he's a fedora tipping betamax

>>39500870
Chemists are the real alphas desu.
t. Astronomer
Also hows alejandro?

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>>39500422
not so fast chirstcuck

there is no magic flying man in the sky

>>39501284
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/02/01/does-a-lame-name-make-you-more-likely-to-be-a-smoker-with-low-self-esteem/#.WayRf7JJYdU

Probably Quishell

>>39496551
Randy is a badass name

>>39499045

It's a very weird name in the sense that you will be undoubtedly will be called Pat in some point in your life but still has the prestige of being an older name for men. It has both hard and soft sound within the name that gives it an awkward pronunciation. Seriously, do not let yourself be called Pat or it will lead to Patty. Pat is associated with old women and dykes now. Avoid being called Pat or otherwise you will look weak.

You will also never hear the end of Spongebob jokes either with that name.

Name a single alpha Nathan, I dare you

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>>39496383

You're just attracted to Chad, you virgin fag.

>>39493656
Read the virgin side and some of chad until I realized none of this is relatable or funny since its fucking Sims.

>>39493656
undoubtedly harold

>>39493656
I would say Gabe

>>39496892
nice try but wot aboot this

Maybe we should hold a survey, people put in their first name and the one that's put in the most wins the title of "The Virgin Name"

>>39493656
id think Tyler

>>39501724
Nathan Drake :^)

>>39497175
I knew a Gavin in high school, he wore all black and a leather jacket to school every day, he was a manlet, and diagnosed autistic

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Gilbert. An original name.

>>39502908
>Gilbert Gottfried
>being beta
fucking kill yourself

>>39502942
Sorry Gilbert. It was a woman who tweeted this.

>>39503001
My name is Mike, not Gilbert, lad

>>39503017
My name is Will, not lad, Mike

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>>39493656
guys youre all missing the right answer.
Its Michael

>>39503199
Alright then
My name is Mike, not Gilbert, Will

>>39503211
Hey fuck you
mike isnt that bad

>>39498569
>I'm better off than most of you
You've been rused, only a tiny but vocal minority here are virgins

>>39493656
Adam
>literally named after the first cuckold in history
>so beta he gets cucked by a snake

>>39494198
not by his looks he isnt

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>>39503226
I know from experience

>>39503270
Yeah, me too, my name is Micheal though, my fucking parents spelled it wrong

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>>39503247
underrated
ouriginalilo

I wanna say Arthur would be a virgin name in 2017. My Grandfather was named Arthur and he was a massive Chad. But it's not a common name these days.

>>39494087

Who names their child Algernon? Are they raising a fucking necromancer?

>>39503286
The Virgin Arthur
The Chad Lancelot
The Wizard Mordred

>>39503294
underrated
spoilersspoierl

>>39493656
Ron or Roger

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>>39503294
Kek. Pretty much true. Arthur was a total cuck.

Is Jacob considered a chad name its my name so I always wondered

>>39500804
His career is literally beta to other careers in his profession.

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>>39493706
>come home after long day
>visit R9k for funny post and shit
>reminded I'm a fucking loser

Fuck you anon, I hope you are force fed muslism dicks.

>>39503724
Lol Lewis btfo

>>39503724
haha ur name sucks

Billy sounds so virgin

>>39495394
>>39500193
True. Source: me

>>39503987
In nearly 40 million posts that hadn't been said yet. Also Greg is a turbovirgin name.

What about Richard?

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>>39500193
One year at a camp I met this somewhat chubby kid with a round face and a buzzcut. He looked and acted exactly like a Matthew. When I first met him I said, "You look like a Matthew." He got really mad and said, "Everyone says that! My name is [I don't remember his real name]." It's sort of weird how certain names are paired with certain looks.

>>39504106
Pretty chad desu. Literally dick

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>>39494142
so true. just fuck my shit up

You guys don't know how to solve this problem.
We're all beta fags, so post your name and the most common one wins

>Seth

>>39493656
Brandon
Mitchell

>>39504164
Every Matt I've met was either tall and skinny or round. Never fit or muscular.

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my name is cheng r8 pls

Joseph, the original cuck name

>>39504487
Make my products plz

>>39493706
>Lewis
Louis*

YOU'RE FERAL LOUIS

>>39494754
Yeah, I knew a guy named Chad. He's a 45 year old redneck.

>>39496551
>pic
>that shirt
Reminds me of N and M in Death Note, they try hard to be like the real thing but they just make you cringe and can never replace the original.

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>>39493656
Name him Will. He looks just like the guy from Car Seat Headrest.

>>39493656
The reason the virgin has no name is because the virgin is a beta. He has few if any friends and his friends are beta too. He's the quiet kid no one really notices, so no one knows his name.

Elliot

the supreme virgin name

>>39493656
Eugene is too stereotypical but I would go for
>Quentin
>Nathan

>>39503290
>>39494087
>Dissing one of the main characters of the best TV show of the 2010s

>>39493882
Bobby = Robert
Pretty normal name

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>>39501732

Nathan Fillion seems reasonably alpha for a geek/leaf.

>>39493656
Jim for virgin
Justin for Chad

where does Mark fit on the virgin spectrum

>>39500313
For squatz

>>39505169
Marks are okay. But Marcs are fucking spastic.

ctrl f
COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN COLIN

>>39505401
Personally, I prefer Marx

>>39493656
What does everyone think about the name Ray?

>>39494754
>CHARLIE is the most beta name.
Sheen's tiger blood would care to disagree, though he probably has aids now

>>39497899
absolutely fucking wrong, those are normie and semi chad names

>>39500423
normie name

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>>39493880
tfw your name is Quentin

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>>39493656
>chad not wearing timblerlands

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>>39494731
CORD

FUCKING CORD

>>39505935
Sheen's real name is Carlos estevez

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>>39493795
Kevin is a poorfag Chad who sells beer to underage kids

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>>39495218

DELET THIS. DJKWLP

You think the last name could make or break if you have a beta first name?

>>39493706
This. It somehow sounds like something you would call your passive Golden Retriever.

>>39494720
Are you orginaloli serious?

>>39497191
Yeah, Daniel is extremely beta. I also hate the short form of Dan, it sounds like a name wannabe tough guys would use just to seem badass.

>>39493706
>>39507258
t. bullied by lewis/louis