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Holy fuck please help /r9k/
I am a virgin, but a couple of days ago I had a dream where some really trashy girl who I don't know IRL offered to have sex with me and so I did even though I woke up after like 15 seconds of thrusting.
Yesterday I found all these fucking sore lumps at the base of my dick, and today there's a big rash on the head of my penis.
WHAT TEH FUCK
Did I catch herpes in my dream or something?
It's literally the only thing I can think of??
Please fucking help.
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>>38097646
Congrats OP, you lost your virginity, and caught dream AIDS
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>>38097646
Maybe thrusting your dick into your mattress repeatedly caused some irritation
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>>38097646
OP, do you have psoriasis? I got some on my balls, nothing bad, clears up easy with lotion, I pretty much have a excuse to fap with lotion because of it
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>>38097646
Maybe you were raped in your sleep
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>>38097646
You know how they say God came to Mary in a dream, and impregnated her with baby Jesus? Maybe God is a trashy lady who gave you herpes.
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>>38098053
>hey anon this is God speaking
>I heard you say you wanted to lose your virginity no matter what so I thought I'd help you out with that
>no need to thank me
>peace
>p.s. herpes is a hell of a bug
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>>38097778
Isn't that an eye condiction? And no, my penis was 100% fine until this week. I am fucking freaking out.
>>38097704
I didn't fuck the mattress. I sleep in a sleeping bag inside a tent I have set up on my bed.
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Sounds like a succubus gave you demon AIDS
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