ITT: Snake oil salesmen

I want to live in a world where we harvest Peterson's sperm and impregnate thousands of women.

What's wrong with Jordan Peterson? It is because he spreads redpills?

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oy vey goy whatdyamean 'snake oil salesman'?

>Dad and Chad

Whomst the guy on the right?

I honestly think Robbins is a much better person and has more of substance to say.

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OP Is a bitter chode.

>>38097981
>guy who made hundreds of millions off the back of desperate middle class people
hmmmm
hmmmmmmmmm

>>38098062

Yeah but how did he make that money? I've listened to a lot of his stuff, and while a lot of it is a bit akin to 'affirmations' (like the subliminal audio thing), a fair deal of what he says could be seen as reasonable advice on motivation and self-improvement.

Peterson is just a pseud. He's not insightful, he's saying nothing new. He's taken seriously by Trump supporting pol posters.

>>38097981
>tony robbins
>net worth 480 million
>has never had a company that sold a product
>sole service has been exploiting vulnerable people

It's seriously chad triggering your latent homosexuality.

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>>38098106
>>38097981

>sells feel good nonsense to normies
>normies spent thousands of dollars just to see this guy
>contributes nothing that has scientific basis
>sells a necklace that protects you from microwave signals or some shit like that

>>38098146
>>38098198

The product he sells is motivation and self-improvement.

I don't think he's Jesus, I'm not even sure he's that effective, but people spent a sum of money to buy his 'Personal Power' audio series for example and many people found it effective.

What's wrong with this?

Also, I'm comparing him to Peterson, who pretends to be an intellectual, and that's far more annoying.

What exactly is Peterson selling anyway. If you dont have a 120+IQ you are fucked. Great thanks for the advice man, appreciate it.

>>38098106
holy shit
damn i'm upset
you really got me
I don't want to be blind supporter of peterson but I must be from how absolutely TRIGGERED your post made me

>>38097773
he thinks Nietzsche was a christian, hes also unoriginal and "le edgy conservative" talking head. Nobody will remember him in 10 years time, count on it.

>>38098249
Self-authoring program, his patreon, and his book (maps of meaning)
His speaking engagements probably don't run cheap either. However, I think most of it is worth its weight in gold.

>>38098235

>The product he sells is motivation and self-improvement

Again which is complete bullshit and counter-productive. I read his books before and he is extremely radical on all this positive thinking crap. It's almost no different than The Secret except he unirionically believes that a person with stuttering problem or a terminal illness can be healed with positive thinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eOJaprDCDA

Anyone who believes his stuff actually works deserves to get scammed anyways.

>>38098249
And that's what makes him better - he doesn't pull your leg and ask for half your salary to detox you and protect you from ayy lmao waves from andromeda
>he doesn't have an IQ >120
jej f a m

>>38098284
what the fuck man
you're empirically wrong
watch more of his videos so you can at least meme his way of talking instead of misrepresenting his viewpoints

>>38097855
>firewalk
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfYtHbmI-NI

>>38098327

>ask for half your salary to detox you and protect you from ayy lmao waves from andromeda

kek

>>38098315
>no different than The Secret

Hello fellow lost soul reading whatever to see if it contains the answers being sought out. Pretty accurate on Tony, he will make you confident possible. But that's the start of the road and the heavy lifting and mapping is dependent on the user end. Lmao I recall Tony using The Secret tier thinking, where he was with a couple who thought about winning the lottery so much she eventually won it.

Exposes himself for the sham he is at times.

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>this guy sells you relationship advice and asks for a couple thousands to save your marriage
hahahahahah *gasp* AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Self-improvement courses? 200% chance of nothing worth listening.

>>38098304
His book is free and all of his lectures are free on youtube.

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>>38098348
jus bee positive

>>38098284
>Jordan Peterson
>conservative
Good shitpost

>>38098374
>Self-improvement courses
Deep down people are lazy of doing change themselves. They think that reading one book will change their life.

This is the bread and butter of failed normies. I doubt actual Chads and Stacies need them.

>>38098372
Heh, that's where ur wrong kiddo. He ditched the hag to get with a hottie. That was him helping himself.

>generation of kids raised without dads
>these dads would normally tell their kids no bullshit advice to help them out
>kids hear Jordan Peterson's ramblings that aren't even to do with his actual teaching content
>OMG KEKISTANI REDPILL LE SHADILAY

He's taking you fuckers to the bank, $30k a month or something to give entry level common sense thoughts

>>38098315

>It's almost no different than The Secret except he unirionically believes that a person with stuttering problem or

But as far as I can tell from searching around, stuttering is classed as a psychological disorder but there's a lot of debate over it. There are people who have suddenly been essentially 'cured', too. So what's not believable about this?

>a terminal illness can be healed with positive thinking.

Does he actually claim this?

>>38098368

>he was with a couple who thought about winning the lottery so much she eventually won it.

Got a source or link?

>>38098393
isn't he all about catholicism and being against sexual deviancy and new pronouns and sorting ur life out etc etc?? that sounds conservative to me

>>38098386
the electronic version is free but if you're hardcore you can subscribe to his patreon for around $20 and he'll send you a signed copy
retail copy is way more expensive

>>38098368

>couple who thought about winning the lottery so much she eventually won it.

Then explain the 99 percent of the people who entered the lottery and thought about winning it too. Did they just not have enough positive thinking?

>>38098412
how terrible it is that aimless teenagers learn about responsibility and god on youtube
peterson truly is selling snake oil

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>>38098348
>pseudointellectual normies
she deserved every bit of it

politics belong on the >>>/pol/itics board

>>38098421
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2xuz2z
50 seconds to minute 50, literally the fucking secret

>>38098421

>psychological disorder

Then why isn't Tony Robbin's methods recognized as a cure by the american psychiatric association?

>inb4 big phrama

>>38098461
>aimless teenagers learn about responsibility and god on youtube
They probably just watched it after shitposting on /pol/ and seeing it linked, digested half of what he said, thought he got enlightened, then went back to jacking off to huniepop

>>38098492
you are creating a strawman caricature where there is none
>hating on huniepop
WTF man

>>38098470

Hmmmmm, ok. Really makes me think. I guess I'll retract my defence of him somewhat.

>>38097742

Too retarded to read. Someone give me the gist of Petersons book.

>>38098461
I'm not hating on him I just dislike how he is paraded around as some amazing new 200 IQ genius.

>>38098577
Dive down to the depths and sort out the room of your dead father inside of the whale

>>38098577
from his website:
"...I have learned what it is that makes the tyrant, and how attractive it can be to participate in that process. I have come to understand what it is that our stories protect us from, and why we will do anything to maintain their stability. I now realize how it can be that our religious mythologies are true, and why that truth places a virtually intolerable burden of responsibility on the individual. I know now why rejection of such responsibility ensures that the unknown will manifest a demonic face, and why those who shrink from their potential seek revenge wherever they can find it. I learned what I wanted to know - at least enough so that my nightmares disappeared.

It is my hope that the transmission of this knowledge will help those who receive it withstand the forces of ideological possession, and that this will in consequence aid in some small way the establishment of a long and conscious peace."

>>38097742
Sounds like someone needs to sort himself out huh

>>38098412

He provides a useful service though anon. You shouldn't hate him, it's the time we live in that's made his basic dad advice valuable enough to aimless kids that people would pay him for it. His dad advice isn't enlightening, but relative to our current state of society it is. Many people have never heard it before.

Overall, he's a decent guy. In the past this level of decency wasn't anything spectacular but now it is. Sorry.

Eggman is my life coach. I thought he was a stupid meme until I saw him on the vidcon stream and started watching his channel.

Eggy is the friend I never had.

>>38098749
What's his channel? I only saw a video of him posted here on /r9k/ a long time ago...

>>38098427
>isn't he all about catholicism and being against sexual deviancy and new pronouns and sorting ur life out etc etc?? that sounds conservative to me

>isn't he all about catholicism
He consider himself to be a christian and his argument is that a vacum was created when christianity was removed when western culture went secular, that we have tried to fill with all kinds of shit and ideologies ever since.

>and being against sexual deviancy
To my knowledge, he has said nothing against homosexuals or trans people, he actually speaks quite warmly about trans people and many has been patients of his. He doesnt want to give in to the pronuone game as it has really nothing to do with the plight of transpeople and more to do with the extreme left pushing more extreme left ideology, as he sees it.

>sorting ur life out
is getting your shit together conservative now?

He is probably center leaning right, moderate.

>>38098904

Egg White

Search "Eggman streams" on youtube, not hard to find

>>38098922
thanks man
original ecc ecc...

>>38098625

Sound advice. Thanks anon.

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>>38097742
THANK YOU!

jordan peterson is a FRAUD, PERIOD!

nice to see someone understand him for what he is. he is a F R A U D

tony robbins is more legit than him because atleast he motivates people and gets them to do stuff. jordan is just a legit snake. i dont trust him in the slightest

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>>38098028
>mfw i used to actually believe what this FILTH used to say

god i dont mind if you make me suffer. i dont mind if you inflict pain on my life, on my soul. but PLEASE dont make me be a fool to these treacherous lying snakes. PLEASE!

ironic the place where people don't have the motivation to shower are making fun of people that help you get motivated.

>>38099319

>paying $$$ to be told to juss be positive

wow really changed my life

>>38097742
One of these is not like the other

Apply yourself next time

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>>38097742
One generation of men selfhelp leaves... another enters the game

>>38098028
Thankfully, I watched his videos first, and surprise and surprise every one of them was staged, along with all other RSD videos.

>>38099366
i hope u find help with ur depression

someone finally calls out jordan peterson.

he dosen't have a single good thing to say. awfully boring person and have 0 criticism against society or the system. he is literally anti-individualism.
and just a boring asshole in general. i wouldn't be surprised if he is a puppet or an actor.

>>38099592
literal psychologist acting like a philosopher because he merges metaphors with advice and morons who lack understanding of psychology and philosophy think he's some trophy because he defended himself against crazy leftists yelling at him

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>>38097742
>encounter an unfamiliar school of thought
>don't research it's background, don't dedicate your time to understand it
>I mean, you read neeshee who's literally the smartest man alive so the secondary totally unbiased literature must be enough
>attempt to actually read the material
>don't understand it
>just Google phallogocentrism instead, don't even read about the meaning of it, only the quick definition given right under the search bar
>"Fucking obscurantist commies"
>get free money

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>>38097742
>tfw you are only vaguely aware of who peterson is and have no idea who the other guy is
I can't even keep up with the memes anymore man

>>38099366
fuck i wish i had some gif file that expressed their satisfaction for your lovely post

like someone blowing kisses in the air with a satisfied look on their face or something

okay time to go buy donuts and bananas, the store opens in 14 mins

I cleaned my room and I can now guarantee to you that cleaning your room does in fact make your room clean

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>>38099766
uhh did you forget to save your father? he's hiding behind the dragon in the pricesses castle

>>38099787
it's hard to get to the underworld, my local buss doesnt go there

>>38099319
This

>>38099592
>>38099632
Butthurt lefties spotted

>>38099787
my hierarchy level is too low to finish the first level and there seems to be some kind of bug in the game that doesn't allow me to get XP

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>>38099811
>everyone who thinks a fucking retard selling air to morons is a commie/leftists

what did the based pede mean by this?

>>38098106
>Trump supporting pol posters.

AYYO

bump for your father

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>people still listen to this man

Makes me dink

RSDTyler was a robot 100%. Why do you think RSD is staged, I saw the evidence but it looked like bullshit

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>fatherless trap loving autists sperging out at reasonable advice

figures

>>38100349
>Why do you think RSD is staged, I

cause when your entire fucking business model is about convincing guys you can pick up its easier to just pay people to let you pick them up

wtf kind of question is that

>>38100362
whats the advice? i cleaned my room

>>38100349
>RSDTyler was a robot 100%

dude had a gf, job, house and car in like his early 20s

>>38100316
don't shit on joe rogan he's an ok guy
not everyone has to be a scientist

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He was a robot. I think he got his first girlfriend by befriending her for over 6 months then got cheated on. He says in the Blueprint he loves Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Look I just cant find any concrete evidence that RSD infield videos are fake.

There is a thread on sluthate that said a few things about the company that did come true however.

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>>38100473
>"Hey joe I think weed has some dangers."

>"WTF YOU LITTLE FAGGOT WEED CURES CANCER, ITS A HERB IT COMES FROM DA EARF, WEED A GOOD BOI DINDU NOFFIN."

>>38100490

idk about his dating stuff, but everything else I love. pua in general has shifted from getting girls to just excelling in lie in general, even in the game the moral is that getting pussy isn't gonna make you happy

>>38097742
>mfw had interest in psychology so I give petersons lectures a shot

content is kinda good but just too repetitive, he's acting too charismatic and talking more about his experiences then on subject. also any show I've seen him on his shilling the same shit without adding anything new.

>>38097742
If more Robots listened to and watched Peterson they would not be whining here all day
Sort yourselves out

>>38100490
>He says in the Blueprint he loves Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Why would you take advice from someone with shit taste?

Evangelion is incredible get the fuck off this board

>>38100636
>Why would you take advice from someone with pleb bait to make retards think he likes anime whether he does or doesnt?

Anyone who sells you common sense is jewing you

Being fit and attractive and having money is the end game for all men

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This little fucker over here is so full of shit.

http://www.circumstitions.com/morris.html

>>38098394
>They think that reading one book will change their life.
What will?

Only things that I can see saving me and changing my ways is a set disastrous events or an inhuman person who makes it their life goal to keep me accountable. Is there another way?

>>38098409
>he ditcher her
jejj

>>38098394

And what's the point of reading the book then? To remind us meme advice that we heard in kindergarten?

>>38100493

That interview was cringey. Wtf is wrong with these stoners. You never see heroin addicts trying to justify taking heroin.

>>38099493
Why do you say they're staged

>>38097742
>peterson
>snake oil salesmen
SORT

>>38097773
He's a filthy centrist who repeats himself word by word when talking about the same topic, blames "leftists" for everything all the while having mainly leftist opinions, drawing false equivalences and trying to pass shitty entry level psychology as something revolutionary just to shill his book and his patreon.
The only legit thing he ever did was that senate hearing on the canadian compelled speech bill

>>38099815
lel

me too anon

>>38097742
Peterson's explanations of Jungian psychology are decent

>>38100493
I listen to rogan's podcast occasionally but I definitely think he overreacted in a bad way there

fuck crowder though, he carefully crafts his image to appeal to republican boomers and yet still has that cringey millenial quirkiness

I think Molyneux is the best of the pack. He's not really selling any books or products, stay at home dad and his wife makes the money in the household, his podcast doesn't run ads and is 100% donation based, and he manages to get PhD scientists from top universities who've worked on Chinese government eugenics programs onto the show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn4LaowsGiA

>>38098146
didn't know him and reading your post he sounds very impressive

>>38100316
mostly this

Sam blew him the fuck out.

>>38100316
whats the 20-minute video about Frozen? Someone has a link?

>>38100316
>>38102169
>Sam blew him the fuck out
Top kek

Fuck off you fedora tipping kike enablers

>>38102292
>Peterson-patreon supporter detected

>>38098427
this sums up every anti peterson poster

>>38102392
(((Harris))) supporter spotted
Shouldn't you be on r/atheism?

>>38100473
This, joe is an alright guy.

>>38101381
>stefan the literal cult leader molymeme
He's far too smug to be taken seriously

The only reason you losers hate motivational speakers is because you don't want to put in the effort to do shit. You think they're frauds because they don't magically fix your shit, you actually have to put in your own effort to fix your shit up but you don't want to lmao.

Also, you don't like it when someone tells you that you've been fucking up. They break your little world of comfy escapism and waifus and all that gay shit.

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>>38102638
yeah thats it anyone who is a motivational speaker is immune to criticism

>>38098028
I went to an RSD live talk in London with a mate last year. My friend is one of those normie chads who is always super positive and thinks anything can be fixed with positivity. I am a fat beta. I was in a room with 500 other chads and it was actually kind of funny because none of these guys even need to come to that talk. The people that do need the advice will never be able to fix themselves just by listening to RSD bullshit.