Three laws

Ban Religion
Kill all jews and muslims
Kill niggers

>>38097689
Hitler would be proud.

I would be paid enough money for comfortable living and good food until my death. Do not care about the other two.

>>38097689
We're witnessing an unholy child of /r/thedonald and /r/atheism. Tipping intensifies.

>>38097728
I was expecting better, you didn't even say all three.

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>>38097728
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD LEDDIT NORMIE FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO BACK TO YOUR NORMALFAG WEBSITE YOU KIKE LOVING SHECKLEFUCKER

Ban Religion
Kill all whites
Keep the most beautiful white women and traps as sex slaves

Murderers get hanged or chop chop.

Adultery in marriage results in loss of your kids custody if partner wants and you are owed nothing after divorce.

Communist party's are outlawed.

>All beta orbiters are killed
>roasties are BTFO from 4chan forever
>we live in an eternal 2007 culture where unregistered hypercam and windows XP reign supreme

Free education/healthcare.
Any gender other than "male/female" and sexual orientation other than "straight" is unrecognised.
French is the world language.

>>38097728
You're on 4chan you faggot this place eill always majority be pro Trump and political incorrect. Fuck off to /mlp/ numale.

1. "An eye for an eye"
2. Death penalty for hate crimes
3. Free cookies

>>38097801
If I could make a 4th rule, I'd exterminate all the trap faggots, too, but the other 3 seem like more pressing issues. Besides, a 2007 culture wouldn't stand for such faggotry

All beautiful girls must suck my dick.
All males who are not me shall die.
I live forever.

>>38097762
On a second thought, here are some more.
2) I would be issued a tax-free house in a place of my choosing.
3) Noone save for me would be allowed to come near it unless I invite them.

I would be a rather egoistical ruler after all.

>>38097664
Kill all gays and trannies
No niggers or jews or mudslimes to be left alive
Feminism and SJW are illegal.

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>>38097824
MORE FUCKING LEFTY LEDDIT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAKE YOUR FREE COOKIES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ANUS, FAGGOT. FUCK YOUR HATECRIMES, YOU IGNORANT NIGGER

>>38097763
> kike loving
Nah, I just don't care about them. As long as I'm not hunfry, not cold, have a decent place to live and have entertainment, I give literally zero fucks about "le ebil juice".

Split the world into free market capitalist ethnically homogenous nation states where politicians have to have a military past, they must have a national service and sense of self yet still appreciate other cultures and people (tourism doesn't have to end, visitors are always welcome)

Getting into space is a priority, so we can still have military culture by going to fight aliums n sheit and not kill one another

A qt Japanese gf to retire with because I'm a hypocritical yellow fever faggot

>>38097869
You fucking cunt, no free cookies for you

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>>38097987
THOSE ARE BAD WORDS, YOUR FUCKING MOMMY IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY YOUR GBP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men and women are equal.
Racists/homophobes/antisemites/etc. will be sentenced to prison.
Open borders. Multiculturalism will be "the normal".
Sounds quite comfy t b h.

>>38097821
>if you're politically incorrect you're pro-Trump
Absolutely not. Also it's mostly just /pol/, and /pol/ is the least liked board.

>>38098029
>>38097728
>>38097824
FUCKING LEFTY NORMIES NEED TO GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38098014
I will get them all back when I fuck her tonight

It's simple. 1, kill all males except me. 2, kill all lesbians. 3, ban any form of sexual self pleasure. Every girl on Earth wants you. Reverse if woman but also make rape illegal if a woman.

The idea with it is it isn't rape if everyone constantly consents.

>>38097985
> militaristic nationalistic strong government
> free market
Pick one.

>become immortal
>Kill all non Slavs
>become richest man in the world

>>38098278
As a slav, I approve

-Abolish current divorce and alimony laws, your body, your money.

-Build outworld colonies.

-Segregation All races have to stay with their own and govern their own, outside of some few special enclaves.

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>>38097664
Kill all ugly people. There goes 99.9% of asians and blacks.

Ganja legal.

All hot girls must worship me and I get to put it in their holes. LAW