Worst high school memories

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>In high school
>Tell a joke that everyone clearly hears
>No one laughs, all stare at me awkwardly
>A few seconds later, popular kid tells the same joke
>It's word for word
>Everyone is hysterical
>Teacher is holding his gut
>Girl winks at him

Why?

>talking to close friend
>Drinking ~5 bottle of tea
>Decided to burp in friends ear
>Turns to right and tries to burp
>Starts throwing up
>Whips around and throws up on lap
>Nobody saw
>Stand up to go to bathroom to wash of shorts
>Little bit of puke falls on ground
>Nobody ever finds out
>Still smells acidic next day
>Friend asks me smell next day, never realises I almost threw up in ear
That is the best I got.

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>>38178557
That shouldn't be yfw.
Your face should be pic related.

>>38178557
>just want to chill after exams
>stupid bitches keep implying I should go to the dance with them
>really really don't want to go
>want to stay at home all comfy with vidya and anime
>stupid dance costs 120 plus drinks etc
>fuckoff.jpg
>all the cunt stacies are trying to get me to go because Chad had a stacie already
This is hell.

>>38179854
He was probably making fun of you.

Damn kids are cruel

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>>38178557
LMAOOOOOOO she got u gooooood

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>freshman farewell mixer
>guy whose popular asks ladyfriend i liked to dance
>"OMG I want to but my feet hurt so much right now omg im so sorry i'll pay you back later okay sorry"
> I ask her to dance 20 minutes later during a slow song
> "no my feet hurt"

And later on...
>sister's friend is in my gov class.
>"i know you'll never like me anon"
>"why is that?"
>"because youre a weeaboo and im not asian" (proceeds to make squinty eyes at me)
>i liked her

pic related is sweatshirt i wore when she said this for context

it hurts man

>>38181708
>9th grade
Would have ended within 2 months.

>>38179963
kek, had the opposite happen to me. My friend wanted to burp into my ear, I moved away when he did and he threw up on the floor instead. Fortunately I dodged it, but he vomited on my floor.

>>38178557
Why were you so popular? Nobody ever cared about me nought to joke about me or anything.

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>>38178557
>11th grade
>ask girl to a movie
>actually says yes
>plan a date and time
>buy tickets online and get my mom to drop me off
>waiting in front of theatre and get a text
>"sorry I can't go lol"

>>38182658
Those girls can literally fuck off. I had a few of them in my time at highschool. Since then I have grown to despise normie women. I will only enter a relationship with some one as unique as me.

>>38180225
What the h*ck go away normie.

>>38182702
The worst part is that we planned it pretty ahead and she actually did it twice so I just dropped her entirely. No respect for my time

>>38178557
>be 13
>be in 8th grade
>decide to make my first effort for a real date
>ask this kind of quiet average Chinese girl out named Regina who has some friends and seems pretty okay
>she actually accepts and seems willing to meet up for a date
>that night she goes to a school hockey game
>some hot shot kid hits the puck so hard it goes off the ice and hits her square in the teeth
>her teeth and jaw are instantly pretty fucked that night and obviously she can't even show for the date
>her family gets her surgery and she looks fine but we only have one more conversation after that and it's kind of awkward
>never talk to her again

Sometimes I think if that puck hadn't hit her right in the mouth of all things my life would've been pretty normal. That missed date has always felt kind of crucial.

>>38182658

>she added in an lol

holy fuck, what a whore.

I got stood up by text day of the date once and it sucked, really hurt my feelings when I was 16.

>high school social studies
>have to do project on ww2 play
>get paired up with girl
>me and the girl actually work well together
>she laughs at my jokes
>day of the project
>were both acting as 2 soldiers who are gonna die or something
>teacher asks what our characters are.
>teachers asks if we are friends
>I say yes
>girl says no
>some nigger in class laughs
>someone says ooooh
>coutinue with play
>Stop talking to her
>just sit quietly and hope the class ends quickly

fuck I hated that class

I was on the soccer team freshman year
biggest mistake of my life
especially coming into a public hs with more than 1000 kids from a small private catholic school were my graduating class was only 40 kids

I got changed in the bathroom everyday

>>38182806
If a woman stands you up just tell her she sucks, you're going to have fun anyways, and stop talking to her. She'll somehow find a way to show up in a couple of hours.

The idea of you having fun anyways without them drives them nuts.

>>38180072
This
Absolutely original comment

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Got a long one for you boys

>be me
>freshman
>had friends
>weird friends
>some weirder than others
>beginning of school day
>have friend that is into drugs
>comes from broken home, etc
>ponyboy.exe
>had a couple bottles of pills in backpack
>dont know what all of them are, one is super small, one is giant
>giant one is just 800mg of ibuprofen
>kid takes like 20 small pills
>offers me two
>takes them
>holyshitthatsdry.jpeg
later in the morning
>have student council speeches for freshman class
>whole damn school here
>some other sperg kid tells drugbro that someone saw him popping pills and is telling the school officer
>"hey anon can you hold these for me"
>"uh- y-yeah sure"
>doesnt wait for me to finish
>stuffs all sorts of shit in my backpack
later
>be in civ class
>black friend and drugbro sit in back
>sit next to some good kid in front
>have break because class is almost 2 hours long
>they call back and ask me to get some pills
>blatantly say it, other people hear probably
>people looking at me
>"you both want gum?" "alright"
>give each a pill
>other people asking for gum
>"oh, uh, yeah i dont have anymore sorry"
>they go to bathroom and ask me to come
>they take one
>just ibuprofen or whatever, the kind you get from the dentist when you have your teeth taken out
>go back to class like nothing happened
cont?

>>38183246
No, fuck off
Some original shit I guess